The shameful product of literature
"Hey, I'm running out of inspiration!" Charlie Tong walked out of the room with his computer in his arms
"Don't make a noise, we're writing too," Endo said, looking at the computer in front of him
"Oh yes, what did you all write?" Charlie Tong leaned over curiously
glanced at Wu Yiquan's screen, and he said with relief, "Xu Jiayi was bullied on campus, and the male protagonist Charlie Tang showed his hole cards from his martial arts family. Very good and I like it"
Then he glanced at Zhou Zhengyan's screen again, "Xu Jiayi goes to the basketball court on time every afternoon, watches Charlie Tang play basketball, and pours him tea and water. Very good and I like it"
Then he glanced at the girl's screen again, "The domineering president finally confessed to Xu Jiayi, and Charlie Tong's jealousy exploded. What the hell, what's going on"
"I found that you are not too well matched with Xu Jiayi. Changed to a domineering president to form a cp with her, it's okay, you will definitely get it back. Qian Yunen said
"Okay, I'll definitely fight back when the time comes" After saying that, Charlie Tang glanced at and read what Endo wrote "A sweet day for the domineering president and Xu Jiayi"
"How?"
"The domineering president and Xu Jiayi are needed by the plot, but you don't want to write a whole chapter around these two people. Where's my role? Charlie Tong asked
"Do you need a role?" Endo asked
"No matter how you are, write a little bit about my jealousy of this domineering president. I thought you read too many novels where two men fight for one woman, but you don't dare to write that kind of novel. Why don't you just write me to death? ”
"Don't worry, we're debating whether or not to write you to death," Endo said
"Why?"
"Otherwise, you will ask me to write about your handsome and domineering scenes" Endo glanced at Charlie Soup again, "I can't write it at all."
"Damn, I knew I wouldn't have let you write it," Charlie Tong said
"Then you won't be able to finish it before you go to Las Vegas" Endo continued typing on the keyboard
"The main thing is that I'm running out of inspiration, are there any interesting topics now?" Charlie Tong asked, "Am I going to write about what happened in real life in a novel?"
"No, that would be the case for plagiarizing Jincai's apartment," Wu Yiquan said
Endo put down the computer in his hand "I'll help you analyze and analyze, it's better to be sweet in this kind of romance novel now... So let's write you to death and let Xu Jiayi and the domineering president group CP I designed! ”
"Get out!"
"But in this world, the most watery thing is online novels" Zhou Zhengyan said, "All I care about is what this chapter is written, hundreds of chapters, thousands of chapters of novels." I don't believe they don't water a few chapters."
"Water?" Charlie Don thought to himself, "I've got a way."
"What's the solution?"
"The paper is a special means of making up the number of words, and the typed words are dyed white, which is negligent but not leaky," said Charlie Tong
"No, what happens to the reader when they see a lot of blank space in this chapter?" Zhou Zhengyan asked
"Okay"
"In this way, let's help you find some novels on the 17k novel online for reference," Qian Yunen said, "For example, this one, the sunflower tomorrow." This one... Too little read"
"Is the author's name Brother Bei Jia?" Charlie Tong asked
"How do you know"
"That's what I wrote before, so I opened another account in order not to let others see my black history," Charlie Tong said
"Huh?" I feel like 100,000 words is missio right now
Impossible, how can this be done? Endo asked
"It took so many of us to write 10,000 words early in the morning," Mr. Zhou said
Charlie Tong couldn't help but sigh, "I used to need to keep ink on the paper, but now I only need to run the button with my fingertips."
"Makes sense, what do you mean?" Qian Yunen asked Endo next to him
Endo replied, "He lamented that people used to write novels by leaving ink on paper, but now we type. Although the button has brought convenience, it has caused the emergence of online novels, and online novels are the original sin. The main reason is that the threshold for online novels is too low, right, Wu Yiquan? ”
"Cut, what does it have to do with me that the threshold for online novels is too low, and there are also people who give gifts to my brother's novels back then" Wu Yiquan retorted
"Which one is not a relative, which one is not sent by us"
At this time, Xu Bao came over and said, "I wrote the finale."
"Ah, the finale?" Wu Yiquan and Zhou Zhengyan asked incredulously
"Yes, it's almost over after 100,000 words anyway. But I have a dream to get it printed in a book. I don't want it to be published, I just want it to be read in the palm of my hand one day," says Charlie Town
Xu Jiayi listened secretly at the door
In the evening, everyone is still coding words. Xu Jiayi was secretly in the room, turned on the computer and searched for information, "It costs so much money to print!?"
"Of course" Endo's voice came from Xu Jiayi's door, "I saw you eavesdropping at the door a long time ago, and I knew you were going to prepare a surprise for him. I'm sure I'll be the first to support you! ”
"Of course, you don't have to spend money to print," Xu Jiayi said
"What you said is too heart-wrenching, give it to you" Endo took out a few hundred-dollar bills
"Cut, don't" Xu Jiayi refused the money Endo took out, "I have to rely on myself"
"Don't worry, we'll be leaving tomorrow. You concentrate on preparing your gifts, and we stay up all night to finish the goal," Endo said
As Endo was about to get up, she heard a cry coming from behind her. After she turned her head, Xu Jiayi had already cried into tears
"You say, why does Charlie Tom always be so nice to me?" Xu Jiayi asked
Endo sat back on the bed, "What do you mean by that?"
"He let me in unconditionally, he encouraged me when the jumping machine failed, went to Comic Con with me, brought me Mitchell, gave me custom figurines, acted as my umbrella when I skydived, started experimental projects for my mood, and finally the date that was supposed to be my reward for him became all the trips he bought for me. But I blamed him again and again, and troubled him."
"No, offset. All his efforts in exchange for your smile is the only thing he wants to see" Endo touched her head and said, "It's time to go to bed early, the novel isn't finished yet."
After Xu Jiayi lay down, she thought about how a novel of hundreds of thousands of words could be turned into a real thing?
David Wang, who doesn't write novels, was still fiddling with his newly bought printer, and Xu Jiayi walked to David Wang's room when he heard the sound
"Where did you come from?" Xu Jiayi asked
"How's it going? In the future, you don't have to go downstairs to pay for printing jobs," David Wang said
Xu Jiayi asked euphemistically, "I may have to use up most of your ink first."
"Why?"
"I'm going to print a novel of hundreds of thousands of words"
"I'm sick."
"Hehehehehe, whatever you want. Anyway, the ticket is still refundable."
"Don't retreat, I can't live up to the expectations of the flight attendants. There are definitely a lot of foreign flight attendants on airlines going to Las Vegas."
"Hehe, other flight attendants can take a fancy to you...
"Don't talk nonsense, bring the novel!"
Xu Jiayi sent all the documents to David Wang "Follow this template"
"Good"
"Strangely, doesn't Charlie Town's poem say that paper retains ink and means writing? Printers also need ink," Xu Jiayi asked, looking at the printer
Charlie Tong is right, once it was necessary to keep ink on the paper to mean that the novel only needed to be printed, and now only the fingertip is needed to swipe the button means that now the online novel does not need to be printed to be published. Young people, there is still a lot of literature that you need to understand. Charlie Tong just felt that the web novel was a product of literary shame"