"It's worthy of Zhang Gongzi, and he really has the demeanor of everyone."

"My Zhang Gongzi is so stylish that he deserves the title of King of Poetry, and as for someone, he can only boast of himself."

As soon as Zhang Shuyu's words fell, someone flattered him.

"You're mocking me for your full losses and humble benefits, aren't you? But that's good, in that case, then you can prick up your ears and listen! ”

Su Chen smiled disdainfully, and didn't pay attention to those flatterers underneath, but swept towards Zhang Shuyu playfully, his eyes full of banter but without a trace of anger.

After Su Chen's words came out, even the Shuguifei on the side below had a flash of beautiful eyes, holding her breath, and her eyes were filled with a trace of anticipation.

After Su Chen made a full gesture, he slightly fanned the folding fan in his hand, flicked his sleeve robe, and finally spoke, and slowly chanted: "Three feet above the ground and a ditch, the water flows all year round." ”

Everyone was slightly stunned when they heard it, this is a poem about the scene, right? Where does the educational value come from?

At this moment, with a "snap", Su Chen shook the folding fan in his hand and slowly said the last two sentences, "I don't see cattle and sheep grazing, only Shu Yu is washing his hair!" ”

A ditch three feet above the ground, and the water flows all year round.

I didn't see cattle and sheep grazing, but I saw Shu Yu washing his hair.

"Huh??"

After hearing the black lines at one end, everyone frowned, and they didn't know why, and their faces were confused and stunned.

What is this?

An ordinary poem about the scenery can even be compared with my respected young poet king Zhang Gongzi?

"What's that? This is also a shot? ”

"That's right, spicy chicken is spicy chicken, and I dare to call myself a poet, shameless!"

After hearing this, everyone immediately showed a look of disdain on their faces and said one after another.

"Oh, King Benshi still thinks that Lord Su has changed a lot in the past two years, even if he wears a black gauze hat, he is still the same waste wood he used to be!"

Zhang Shuyu laughed even more loudly after hearing this, his face was full of disdain, and he seemed to be very disgusted, and he couldn't help but have a sharp blade in his words.

"Oh, is this really that unbearable?" After listening to everyone's sneering, Su Chen not only did not have the slightest anger on his face, but also laughed.

And as Su Chen said this, a glimmer of light suddenly flashed on Concubine Shugui's peerless beauty, and then she actually laughed "giggle", as if a comfortable sea breeze was blowing on the beach.

When everyone saw it, some people hurriedly laughed dryly, and at the same time, the corners of some people's mouths were chapped, and they wanted to pile up a smiling face to laugh with the concubine, but they didn't know where the laughter was, causing an embarrassing situation.

"Oh! So that's it, hahaha! ”

Just when everyone was confused and didn't know why, there was a young man in the crowd who laughed loudly, and there was a hint of approval in his expression.

The young man dressed in white was Liu Gongzi, the eldest son of a third-grade official.

Although he is young, he has only known people, and some people even rated him as the second poet king Zhang Gongzi! That's why Lord Liu sent him to the banquet this time.

"Young Master Liu, why are you laughing?" Immediately, someone asked a question, which was puzzled.

"Oh? Don't you think it's funny? Liu Gongzi asked suspiciously after hearing this, and then laughed again, and at the same time gave Su Chen a thumbs up and cast an approving look!

Everyone looked at Liu Gongzi's gaze, looking at his gaze towards Su Chen, and then thought for a while, as if they had suddenly realized.

"Master Su's poem really isn't that simple!" Immediately, someone realized it and exclaimed.

"A ditch three feet above the ground, the water flows all year round, yes, three feet above the ground, how can there be a ditch?" Immediately, someone understood this and exclaimed.

While everyone was thinking and meditating, Su Chen ate the delicious dim sum with a leisurely face, and took a sip of tea with a light face.

In fact, this poem is not an ancient poem, but a popular limerick poem on the Internet on the earth of Su Chen's previous life, or it can be called a ...... Kinky, poetry!!

"Oh, it turns out that three feet above the ground is a ditch, worthy of the indescribable status of a woman!!" Immediately, someone realized that this person couldn't control his mouth, and immediately blurted out with a look of surprise.

And as soon as he said this, it caused a slightly embarrassing scene, even Concubine Shu couldn't help but restrain her smile, and some people who didn't know it also realized instantly.

And the Shu Yu in the back naturally refers to Zhang Gongzi, Zhang Shu Yu, who compares it to an indescribable part of a man's body.

The small head below "ahem, the third leg" and go to the deep pool to bathe, it is called "washing hair"!

At this time, a female scholar carried a teapot and lifted the bead curtain into the hall to pour tea and water for everyone.

The next moment, someone was still reminiscing about Su Chen's limerick poem in their minds, and they couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Hahaha......"

"Yes, I'm sorry, Zhang Gongzi, I, I can't help it......"

"Zhang Gongzi, hahaha, it's so funny, I can't help it!!"

When everyone came to their senses, some people were still twitching slightly, trying to hold back their laughter, but when someone was the first to start laughing, many people began to be infected and couldn't help laughing.

I even felt a little ashamed while laughing.

And Zhang Shuyu had a black line at this time, his face was full of resentment, extremely embarrassed, and even felt a little numb in the face of everyone's laughter, and he wanted to kill Su Chen at this time.

But Su Chen's face was still calm and light, and he didn't feel that there was anything wrong at all, after all, the courtesy is still exchanged, you can say me, I can naturally reply to you, there is nothing wrong!

"Presumptuous, you shameless! How dare you chant such obscene poems in front of the noble concubine!" Zhang Shuyu immediately couldn't help but shout angrily, stood up angrily, his hand trembling slightly, and pointed directly at Su Chen.

"Yo, I'm going to be angry too? Doesn't Fang Cai still have a big heart? Su Chen was not in a hurry when he saw it, and slowly ate a bunch of grapes to satisfy his hunger.

"What's more, where is my poem obscene, it's obviously very good, okay? Lady Niang, are you right? Su Chen continued, and at the same time slowly flicked the folding fan, fanned the breeze, and looked at Concubine Shu.

Concubine Shu smiled slightly, as if she could melt a man's heart, she didn't speak, but at the same time looked at Su Chen.

"Don't you want to quibble, everyone is here to testify at this moment, noble concubine Niangniang, today we only talk about poetry creation, not officialdom, I propose to drive this prodigal son out of this banquet! So as not to disturb everyone's leisure and elegance! ”

Zhang Shuyu was furious, and after hearing this, he couldn't help but shout, he was so angry that his whole body trembled, and he looked at Concubine Shugui.

But Concubine Shu still did not speak, and did not reply at all.

"Oh, you guy, what's the matter? As the saying goes, looking at the mountain is not a mountain, and seeing the water is not water, my poem is obviously pure and superior, how can you say that it is a lewd work, I really don't know how to appreciate it! ”

When Su Chen saw Zhang Shuyu's face, he also smiled, shook the folding fan, and pretended to be confused.

"And the so-called look at the mountain is not the mountain, see the water is not the water, as long as the heart is pure and yearns for the light, this poem is naturally pure, if the heart is indecent, look at this poem is naturally indecent."

Su Chen then said slowly, and at the same time, he looked at Concubine Shu again, admiring Concubine Shu's beautiful face, and her eyes seemed to flash three points of coldness, three points of ridicule, and four points of carelessness.

"Actually, I Su just want to use this poem to test you and see if your hearts are clear, you see, the concubine Niangniang has never opened her mouth from the beginning to the end, doesn't it just show that the concubine Niangniang is a pure and clear person?"

Su Chen sighed, and even shook his head in disappointment.

"Good!"

After hearing this, Liu Gongzi, who was dressed in white, immediately shouted "good" to incite the atmosphere and took the lead in applauding.

Then, there was a thunderous applause on the field, and everyone's eyes were cast in praise of Su Chen.

In fact, as Su Chen said, looking at mountains is not mountains, and looking at water is not water.

Although this poetic mood is ambiguous, everyone didn't understand it at first, and even felt that it was a little illogical, but after combining the previous text, it suddenly dawned on me.

"Zhang Gongzi, let me ask everyone here, who thinks this poem is obscene?"

Immediately, Su Chen saw that everyone stopped laughing, but instead he smiled faintly, looked at Zhang Shuyu and asked slowly.

"You!!"

Zhang Shuyu was even more unable to refute it suddenly, his eyes were dry, his face was full of anger, and he was unspeakably angry, and at the same time, he scolded wildly in his heart, greeting Su Chen's relatives in various ways.

"Tut-tut, it's a good thing to see that the mountain is not a mountain, and the water is not water!"

Wang Xun, who was beside Zhang Shuyu, smiled suddenly, and after everyone's applause stopped, he clapped a few more times and praised him.

"Ladies and gentlemen, since everyone can gather here, then this palace also hopes that you will only talk about poetry and songs today, meet friends with poetry, and not talk about personal grievances, how about it?"

Concubine Shu opened her mouth gracefully and luxuriously, her beautiful eyes swept towards everyone, her tone was slightly mixed with a trace of undoubted majesty, and after saying that, she looked at Su Chen and smiled slightly.

"Master Su's talent, a sentence that looks at the mountain is not a mountain, and the water is not water, it is simply a famous sentence through the ages, his talent is not in that poem, but in this sentence, not to mention anything else, just this sentence, it can be famous for thousands of years and a hundred years!" Concubine Shu looked at Su Chen with a smile and said.

"What Concubine Shu said is that we only talk about poetry and songs today, and nothing else!"

Before Zhang Shuyu could react, Liu Gongzi, who was dressed in white, raised the teacup and stood up, representing everyone to say to Concubine Shu.