Chapter 327: I've Never Seen ......
"Again, I'm really a gamer."
Bardoles has fallen into a state of doubting his life, and Li Si also took the live camera, smiled at the camera and continued to make up for it:
"And I never said that I was an NPC, I have always been honestly selling things, but you guessed for yourself, or you don't want to admit that I am a player, if you really want to blame, you can blame Li Ritian."
Hearing Li Si's re-emphasis, a ray of hope rose in Bardols's eyes again, but when he subconsciously glanced at the live barrage, he was completely disheartened.
"No, I don't believe it, I don't listen!"
Bar ...... It's still there.
Immediately after that, there are countless gags to be compensated.
"Whether it's an NPC or not, you have to be responsible for my hundreds of goodwill cards and take your husband away."
"You're honestly selling things? It's the biggest joke I've ever heard in my life! ”
"I don't care, the relationship you deceived us must be discounted, compensated with one hundred federal coins, and the whole server will lose memory immediately."
"Yes, yes, yes, you have to discount, compensate one hundred federal coins, the whole server will lose your memory immediately, you can continue to be your NPC, and keep the formation downstairs."
"Formation +1!"
"Formation +10086!"
……
"Discounted? My discount here is only for broken bones, do you want them? ”
The more people there are, the more active they are, the happier Li Si is, his eyes shining with a cold light and a smile interacting with the live barrage.
Hearing this, there were countless ellipses and question marks in the barrage that kept the formation, but there were also some players whose native Chinese language was recruited, and they were so happy to hear the 'five folds' that they howled for me.
"Well, I've asked Pandora to write down your ID, and next time I see it, I will definitely give you a fracture package, all free of charge for broken arms and hands, and half price for broken chests and spines."
Li Si continued to ramp the time, drawing ellipses from the barrage row.
With such a 'big news', the number of viewers in the live broadcast room has been skyrocketing, and players have gathered more and more to call friends, and it has skyrocketed to more than two million in just an instant.
However, Li Si was still a little dissatisfied, so he decided to add another fire.
"You're going to have selective amnesia at a discount?"
'Hesitantly' glanced at the barrage that kept more and more formations, and after struggling and hesitating, Li Si finally sighed: "Okay, I really can't help you, although pretending to be an NPC is not my intention, but after all, I have deceived everyone, so let's go and call the friends you know, and when the number reaches five million, I will announce a major decision that benefits the country and the people." ”
As soon as these words came out, the entire live broadcast room instantly boiled, and the barrage that originally compensated for amnesia disappeared without a trace in an instant.
Do profiteers really want to be compensated for bleeding? Is there such a good thing?
You must know that these people were just going to join in with the tide, but I didn't expect the profiteers to be really ready to compensate, which is definitely a surprise, a big surprise.
This is a profiteer, a profiteer Li Stan, who does not pay for the death of a dime! Bleeding compensation? It's rare through the ages!
"Damn, profiteer, are you serious? When the number of viewers reaches 5 million, you will compensate? ”
"How can there be such a good thing? Mag chicken, you wait, I'll call someone immediately, this time you must also taste the taste of bankruptcy! ”
"Brothers, no matter how much compensation is paid, I will take the lead in making profiteers suffer! There are not many good opportunities to make profiteers bleed, and every dime is earned! ”
"emmm, wake up, this cliff is a profiteer's routine again, have you forgotten what kind of urine sex he has?"
"A major decision for the benefit of the country and the people...... I seem to have discovered a big power. ”
"Idol, I'm Xiaoyue, I can't make up for it! How can you make amends, if you dare to make amends, I won't let you be my idol. ”
The old players in the live broadcast room were overjoyed, and even with Xiao Mengxin, they didn't understand that something good had happened, although some people still felt that this was just a new routine of profiteers, but also a large number of people called for friends.
Anyway, it's just a matter of asking a friend to watch a live broadcast, no matter what, you won't lose, and even if the profiteer only compensates a dime, as long as the profiteer can bleed, they feel that it is earned, at least they can export their evil anger.
As the saying goes, one to ten, ten to hundred, everyone has their own social circle and connections, and when everyone works together, it is the legendary 'Amway' effect, and the spread is simply viral.
It didn't take long for the number of people in the live broadcast room to really reach a terrifying figure of five million.
That's half of the game's total players, and counting those who aren't online, it's safe to say that most of the people in the game are now concentrated in this forum live post.
"The number of people has reached, compensation! Compensate quickly! ”
"Yes, yes, compensate!"
As soon as the number of people reached five million, many players immediately couldn't wait to urge, and the barrage was densely practiced, and they couldn't see the live broadcast screen at all.
"No problem, thank you for your support, I am a model of integrity Li Stan to keep his previous promise, and the next step is to announce a major decision that benefits the country and the people."
Li Si was still smiling, but the re-emphasized 'major decision' made everyone in the live broadcast room have a bad premonition.
"The first online game mall in reality is online, sexy sales online transactions, the famous player Li Stan's physical guarantee, integrity guarantee! It's all in Sanda Supplement Green Point Stan Point Kangmeng ......"
Li Si didn't speak again, but a sharp and passionate female voice suddenly sounded in the live broadcast room, and the magical advertising words began to play in a loop like magic sounds.
"it!"
Although you already felt a little bad just now, everyone was still stunned by this shameless routine.
Advertise?
We're rebelling against you! If you don't hurry up to compensate for discounts to retain customers, you still shamelessly advertise?
And let's pull people over and listen to your advertisement? Is this what is called a big decision?
Isn't that the same as begging you to advertise? Should the routine be so deep?
I've never seen anyone so brazen!
"Routine...... It's all routines, Mom, I'm going back to the countryside. ”
"I knew that profiteers had a deep routine...... How could a profiteer suffer, he has become a billionaire. ”
"Sure enough, it is worthy of being my idol, the most awesome advertising realm in history, customers begging to hear your advertisement, it's terrifying."
"No, I won't listen, and I won't listen to your ads if I am killed!"
"It's over...... This advertisement is poisonous, the magic sound is ringing in my ears, and it is playing in a loop in my head, I can't forget it, what can I do......"
"Why do I think this advertising slogan is inexplicably emotional, and even has an urge to raise the flag and salute......"