Chapter 215: Mocking in front of the face and making it bad behind your back
There is a small hill at the eastern end of the village, where you can see the whole village.
Lin Xiaohe and Han Che like to go there to watch the sunset when they are fine.
You will feel that the sun is sinking at the other end of the village, and the picture is very beautiful.
At this time, on the top of this mountain, there was a red-faced sound.
"I said Lin San'er, you are really bold enough.
It's noon for most of the day, so you dare to take your wife here to do nonsense? ”
Lin Dashu lay naked on the soft haystack, while Wang Fatzi wore a bib unhurriedly.
Lin Dashu made her very comfortable, much stronger than Wang Sanpao's useless one.
Lin Dashu smiled and wiped a handful of fat on her waist, then put it under his nose and sniffed it.
"That's what makes it exciting, I don't know which one just screamed so energetically.
I said that you are not small, in the morning, your family made such a big noise, and the crackling sound shook the old man and the little brothers.
Your family should be quite busy, so you can sneak out and go on the wild food. ”
Lin Dashu said obscene words in his mouth, and Wang Fatzi looked a little proud.
"Cut, the old lady is too lazy to care about those bad things in the old Wang's family.
For so many years, following Wang Sanpao's wreck, isn't it just that he is honest and easy to bully?
Even in front of him, the old lady rode another man, and he didn't dare to let go of a fart.
It's you, the old lady and Liu Yufeng are also handkerchiefs, better than sisters, you dare to attack the old lady? ”
Lin Dashu dragged a straw and chewed it in his mouth a few bites, spit it out, and said with a lewd smile: "She's also busy riding other men now, and I can't be idle, right?"
Speaking of your flesh, you are really energetic, much stronger than Liu Yufeng.
What do you think? Have you ever followed me in the future? ”
The fat man had already dressed, stood up and tidied up his hair, and looked at him with disdain.
"Have I been with you? What do you have?
The old lady is playing with you, it is also for Liu Yufeng's face, what's the matter, don't tell me, you really like the old lady.
You can marry Liu Yufeng, it is already your convincing, and the old lady is destined to be a woman you can't get, so you should break this thought.
If you want to live with your mother, you have to have white silver.
How many big sons do you have? ”
Regarding Wang Fatzi's contempt, Lin Dashu didn't care at all.
People like him have long left their shame behind.
"Hey, stinky, don't look at people through the cracks in the door, look at people flat!
Third master, I'm really developed today, and I'm rich!
See no, what is this?
Silver Ticket!
The woman who sleeps with her has always given money, and these ten taels of silver should be regarded as your hard work. ”
Lin Dashu triumphantly took out a silver ticket of ten taels from his shabby clothes and threw it to Wang Fatzi, so he quickly put on his clothes.
"Ten taels of silver, isn't it easy to get money?
If you want to spend money in the future, come to the third master, the third master is really rare for your body, and you are too thin to make it boring. ”
Lin Dashu smiled, pinched Wang Fatzi's body, and then walked down the mountain with his hands behind his back.
Wang Fatzi was stunned for a moment, lowered his head and picked up the silver ticket, with a suspicious face.
"Hey, it's really the sun coming out in the west today. You little chicken thief really have money.
Wait, Lin Dashu, tell the old lady, where did you get this silver? ”
Lin Dashu laughed and waved his hand, and then walked away.
"Bastard, look at your sinister appearance, sooner or later you will fall to death while walking!"
Before the words fell, he saw Lin Dashu fall on his heels, and Wang Fatzi was frightened and hurriedly covered his mouth.
She looked around cautiously, she had heard that there was evil nature on this mountain, so she had better hurry home.
After being cool for a while, he also got ten taels of silver for nothing, and Wang Fatzi's mood was also extraordinarily beautiful.
"Oops, you can kill me!
I'm sorry, you deserve to be a stone for eight lifetimes, you must see that your eyes are red, and you stumble, I'll go to your mother! ”
Lin Dashu got up from the ground and wiped his waist, grandma's, seeing red.
I couldn't get angry with him at the moment, so I picked up the stone casually and threw it into the distance, only to hear an "oops" sound, and I saw a man running out with his trouser belt.
"Who the hell is so lacking in morality, Lao Tzu and throw a stone at me?"
Lin Dashu was startled and threw it away, which also smashed out a person.
I was immediately happy when I saw it.
"Yo, isn't this a second skin? What's wrong? I can't squat at you in my own toilet, so I'm here for recreation in the wilderness? ”
Erpizi tightened his trouser belt, looked at Lin Dashu, and snorted angrily: "Who should I be?" It turned out to be your shit's day.
Pastime? You have nothing to do with for fun?
I heard that you were taken by the government a while ago, why didn't you die in it? ”
Lin Dashu was not annoyed when he heard this, and said with a smile: "Look at what you said, our Lin Lao Sanfu has a great life, what is this called, if you don't die, you will have a blessing."
Not only did we not die in it, but we also developed.
See me in the future, don't have a nose that is not a nose, and a face that is not a face.
Be polite to the gentlemen, the wine and meat are full! ”
Erpizi scoffed at this, what kind of goods are you Lin Laosan, ten miles and eight villages, which one doesn't know?
"Yes, how many dishes, drink like this early in the morning?
You can just blow hard, right?
Lao Tzu still has something to do, you, what should you do, why should you go.
If you can make a fortune, Lao Tzu will be the reincarnation of the God of Wealth.
If you talk nonsense in broad daylight, you are not afraid that the heavens will thunder and kill you.
With this kung fu, you still have to worry about your old lady.
Hey, I heard that your daughter-in-law ran away with a wild man, is it true? ”
When Lin Dashu heard this, his face immediately darkened.
He is incorruptible and shameless, but he is a man after all, and if he knows this kind of thing, he will be over, and it will be enough to be told to his face.
"Let your mother's stinky fart, your mother and your daughter-in-law are sassy, otherwise how can you give birth to such a bastard?
I don't know what to do, you wait for Lao Tzu, the pig that Lao Tzu killed, if you eat a piece, you are raised by a son of a bitch. ”
Erpizi heard Lin Dashu scolding his mother, and immediately stopped doing it.
"Bah, fuck you, just you, and kill the pig? Lao Tzu takes a bite, whatever your surname is.
It's fucking unlucky, I didn't tie my belt in the morning, and I exposed you bastard. ”
Lin Dashu's eyes narrowed, looking at the back of Erpizi, and the murderous intent loomed in his eyes.
He's been around town for so long, what hasn't happened?
Killing people is actually a very simple thing.
But he wasn't going to do that, because this second skin was also a ruffian and a brother.
There is a very strange thing, that is, no matter how they mix outside, how they don't follow the rules, once they return home, they are polite to see people, and they will never mess around.
Why is that?
Because your ancestors have lived here for eighteen generations, and if you come back to play tricks, the ancestral grave can be dug up.