Chapter 76: I Didn't Do It
I looked at Lao Xiang suspiciously, and after confirming that he was not playing with me, I took off my essence and went down tremblingly. This time, I was confused, obviously boiling water, why is it not so hot?
"Old Xiang, what is this?" I sat inside, with only my head exposed, and I felt warm all over.
"Take a medicinal bath, your physical fitness is too bad." Lao Xiang waved his hand and said, "I'll go out, the boiling water is next to it, if you feel cold, add a little more, add a scoop at a time, and wait for me to come back." β
"Why are you going?"
"Wipe your ass." Lao Xiang carried the bottle of Niulanshan and went out with his hands behind his back.
I waited for a day, and I didn't come back until it was almost dark, but the strange thing was that I didn't eat that day, and my stomach wasn't hungry at all.
Lao Xiang took out a bag of pig's head meat in his hand, sat down in front of me, opened the wine, and drank a sip of wine to make a whole piece of pig's head meat, which made me greedy: "Lao Xiang, give me a whole mouthful." β
Lao Xiang said lightly: "Don't think about it in three months." β
I didn't understand what Lao Xiang meant, Lao Xiang still looked half-dead, and said: "I'm washing your muscles and marrow, with your physique, it's too far behind." β
"Wait a minute." This medicinal wine can treat trauma, I know, but this has something to do with washing tendons and removing the marrow? I admit that Lao Xiang's kung fu is amazing, but this is not cultivating immortals, and he is also specially washing his muscles and cutting the marrow, and then he will play with the whole Yuanying?
Lao Xiang didn't pay attention to me, and said to himself: "You give me a good stay, don't say that I won't teach you, just see if you can endure this hardship." β
I asked tentatively, "You give me a cover." β
Lao Xiang stuffed the last piece of pig's head meat into his mouth, wiped a handful of oil on his mouth, and said, "Kung Fu is not something that can be done overnight. In my body of hard work, I have also worked hard for thirty or forty years, and you only want to learn it now, it's too late. β
I replied speechlessly, "Then why didn't you teach me when I was a child?" β
", did you teach you to fight?"
"I didn't teach me to fight and fight."
"You're still energetic, aren't you?" Lao Xiang glared and scolded, "How many of them have a good end?" β
"Lao Xiang, let me correct it, it was not my original intention to mix society, I was forced."
"Come on, you, the guy was ...... back then" Speaking of this, Lao Xiang closed his voice, "I won't mention the past." β
In fact, I can feel it from Lao Xiang's kung fu, he also has a past, but in my impression, the past 20 years have been the shape of a greasy uncle, if I hadn't seen him defeat more than a dozen people with his own strength, I wouldn't believe that he had a body of kung fu, but he didn't say it, I could only suppress my curiosity, and wait for one day he wanted to say it and ask again.
In the next few days, I soaked this potion all day long, fortunately, it was quite comfortable to soak in it, and Lao Xiang would not harm me, I soaked it with peace of mind, this soak was a week, and the feeling of killing a cow with a punch that I was expecting did not come, Lao Xiang scoffed at this, saying that there is no such kung fu in the world? He took the great shift of the universe as an example, if the ancients had such kung fu, the country would not have almost perished.
Not only bathing, in addition to bathing and eating time, Lao Xiang also arranged three jobs for me, the same is to tie my legs full of lead bars, and give me the task of three and a half kilometers and a kilometer, I remember that the full score of one thousand meters in the junior high school entrance examination was four points and five meters, which will kill me, two hours of running time, directly paralyzed me, whenever I can't get up on the ground, Lao Xiang is a hard kick, I can only get up and continue to run, not only running, usually even when I sleep. The second job is to put a bracelet on each arm, I don't know what material is made of, dead and heavy, put it on my wrist, I can't lift my whole arm, so that two hours of boxing time every day, Lao Xiang doesn't teach me any boxing techniques, just fight blindly, in his words, this is called casual boxing. I don't have the strength to get drunk with him, I really don't even have the strength to get drunk.
After doing these two things, my state is not as good as a dead dog, but the third thing is the most cruel, that is, playing tricks with Lao Xiang.
It's said that it's a trick, but it's actually abused, anyway, how badly I was beaten, but fortunately, my injuries were soaked in the potion, otherwise I wouldn't have been beaten to death, and I would have to die of excessive blood loss.
I've been gritting my teeth and insisting, and I can see that Lao Xiang is playing a quick game for me, which is also something that can't be helped, and it can only be like this in the short term, and the rest can only depend on me in the future.
Daxian called me and said that he couldn't go to Shangjing, there is only one reason, he is now carrying a "slow", and he is killing people, and he is restricted from leaving, just like coming to Yaocheng a few days ago, it is not allowed to do so, and fortunately, Luo Xiankai's matter was suppressed by Zhou Juncai at that time, otherwise if he stabbed up, Daxian would have to go to the real punishment. It was Ergangzi who took Erya, and I said weakly, don't worry.
Daxian was distressed and said that there was no way, the two pairs of eyes were on the eyes, and he didn't care. I persuaded him, as long as Erya is happy, there are a few backings from our brother, and he dares to play a trick to try.
After a few words, mentioning the matter of the beer square, it has been snowing for the past few days, so there is no stall, Daxian has not gone to see, and he has not seen Ma Cannon and they come to harass him, he and Hammer went to inquire separately, and they did not receive any news, and Ma Cannon seems to have forgotten about it.
I wondered when I heard it, Ma Cannon is not the kind of person who is easy to soften, he is not like Zhou Ziming, he is afraid of being stabbed by Wu Xin, plus Luo Xiankai was killed, he now chooses forbearance, or Zhang Liang handed him a message, after all, Liu Chaoming is seeking stability during this time, or there is a bigger conspiracy.
Either way, for me, the difference is whether to get fucked first or later.
Daxian asked me who killed Luo Xiankai, of course I wouldn't tell him the truth, Daxian actually guessed a big difference, because I mentioned Xuntai and Wu Xiantao to him, but both of them tacitly didn't mention it.
Daxian told me to be careful, and then mentioned Wu Xin's matter, and asked me if Wu Xin had contacted me recently, saying that Chengyin had been asking about Wu Xin's whereabouts, and in order to avoid trouble, Daxian and I chose the same caliber, that is, I didn't know.
After another ten days, when it was almost twelve o'clock in the night, the day's training was finally over, I got up from the barrel, changed my clothes, and I didn't feel too tired, thanks to Lao Xiang's medicinal soup. After practicing for half a month, I don't think my combat power has increased much, but in terms of physical endurance, it is much stronger.
Accustomed to this kind of life, I didn't like I couldn't open my eyes at the beginning, chatted with Lao Xiang, and asked him when he taught me real kung fu, I really can't forget the sassy and heroic posture of him using knives and guns that day, Lao Xiang said disdainfully: "What do you think is real kung fu?" β
I really don't have any concept of this, Lao Xiang explained to me: "I have to change your concept, don't believe in those internal strength cultivators or anything, let me tell you this, kung fu is a thing, one relies on speed, the world's martial arts, only fast is not broken." β
"Can you tell me something fresh?" I heard this opinion back in the beginning, clichΓ©.
Lao Xiang didn't rush with me, but slapped me twice in the face, if it wasn't for the pain in my face, I didn't react, Lao Xiang said: "If I have a knife in my hand, you have died twice." β
Lao Xiang continued: "Of course, speed alone is not enough, but no strength is not enough, so I asked you to tie lead strips around your limbs, this thing is a long-term job, you can only persevere, and at the same time increase your speed and strength." β
Lao Xiang used a visual analogy, just like in the game, the previous is about body and strength, so the effect of giving me a bath is to improve defense, not to mention copper skin and iron bones, at least I can carry a few more times.
In the case of the combination of the three, you can beat people, you can beat painfully, and you can withstand the beating, and you can basically break into the world, of course, it is easy to say, but it is not easy to do.
I said with a blank eye, "Old Xiang, what about the move?" β