Chapter Eighty-Three: Yo, Old Tie
Liu Yu was obviously very angry, and kept beating Hao who had become a ball of mud cake, and the more he hit, the more angry he became, as if he was taking a step back and thinking about it, the more he thought about it, the more he lost it, and the continuous beating made even the space broken, and the earth, wind, water and fire began to pour out.
"That's not right!"
A serious voice sounded, and after a whirlwind, the rusty sword in Liu Yu's hand turned into a wooden hammer, and he changed from a middle-aged old man to a young man, and the meat on the ground was being placed in a wooden barrel, and next to Liu Yu sat a man in a green rubber mask with a pipe, he smoked his pipe, and said: "No! Rice cakes are not beaten like this! Give me a good beat, beat it with my heart and feelings! Bastard!"
"Yes, master!" Liu Yu replied loudly, and then swung the wooden hammer vigorously to beat the meat in the barrel, and as he was beating, he suddenly hit the green head with a wooden hammer, turning it into a flat head that often appears in animation.
"Kill you, Zhang Heng, !! right now," Liu Yu yelled at the flat green head with murderous intent.
Then the flat-headed weirdo laughed weirdly, turned into a green whirlwind and rolled to Liu Yu's side, I don't know what he did, Liu Yu was put on his head from behind by his underwear in the next moment, and then the green-headed weird man screamed Finally, it turned into a green tornado, and rolled directly towards the merit golden light, which was enough to resist the holy rank level attack, like a bubble, was easily penetrated by this green tornado, and then in a flash, this green tornado lost its trace.
At this moment, in the void in the gap between the planes, a green tornado flashed out, and there was a void here, and I saw that this green-headed strange man suddenly stretched out his hand and pulled it into the void, and a hazy figure was pulled out by him, and then the green-headed strange man rolled up in the air, wearing a black suit, holding a big thick cigar, and his fingers were full of thumb-sized gemstone gold rings, and at the same time, there were many scars on the green-headed weirdo's face.
He spat out a puff of smoke and said, "Yo, old iron, I haven't seen you for a long time." ”
The hazy figure shuddered for a moment, and said in a tone that was obviously a male voice, but seemed to be a woman's screaming: "Stay away from me, I don't know you!!"
The cigar in the green-headed weirdo's mouth slowly fell, and he showed an extremely shocked and exaggerated expression, and then he turned around, and he was wearing an ordinary sweater and pants, and the mournful background sound of the plum blossom three lanes sounded around him, he walked to the side of the hazy figure step by step, grabbed his hand and said: "Actually, I should have known you earlier, but I couldn't, because your mother forced it!"
The hazy figure trembled again, and he subconsciously pointed to the side and said, "No, it's not my mother, it's!"
At this time, Liu Yu had already broken free of his underwear, and when he was rushing over, he was pointed at by this hazy figure, and immediately he subconsciously said: "It's not my mother, it's your mother!"
The green-headed weird man wiped his tears, and in the bleak tone of the three plum blossoms, he suddenly hugged Liu Yu's shoulder with his left hand, and hugged the shoulder of the hazy figure with his right hand, and he sighed and said: "Okay, it's our mother's force, you are all my wings......"
Then Liu Yu took out the rusty sword and stabbed it directly into his chest, while the hazy figure took out a vajra and smashed it directly on the head of the green stranger, and the two said almost in unison: "Give us back our dignity!" After speaking, both of them were beaten in a row.
Then the two looked at each other with sympathy, and they both felt that the other party was someone who understood them...... It's weird.
In the next moment, there was a vast and immeasurable fluctuation erupting from between the two, and the rusty sword and the vajra slammed into each other, and the hazy figure retreated a long distance, and from that haze, there was a golden light bursting out for a moment, which was not the golden light of merit.
Just when the two were about to continue to attack, suddenly there was an abacus sound, and the two looked for the sound, and saw the green-headed strange man sitting on a high wooden counter, and said while playing the abacus: "The bare board has no hair, insects eat rats, and two pieces of dignity are broken, but it can be ten yuan, come, take it." As he spoke, the green-headed eccentric knocked on the wooden table with his abacus.
The hazy figure and Liu Yu were full of confusion, each walked to the wooden platform, stretched out their dirty hands forward, and each took five yuan of the ocean, the hazy figure suddenly pounced in front of the wooden platform, and shouted loudly and desolately: "Uncle is good, my family ...... Kill you!!" As he spoke, a hazy figure held a vajra and threw it towards the wooden platform.
Then the green-headed strange man rolled on the spot, and a big wooden fish appeared on the log platform, and when it sounded, the hazy figure seemed to smile, and actually sat on the spot, knocking on the wooden fish.
At this moment, Liu Yu threw the ocean casually, raised the rusty sword and stabbed it, and then came in front of another stabbing sword, he and the green-headed stranger were standing on a red carpet, the two were holding swords and stabbing each other, the green-headed stranger was wearing an Olympic stabbing sword suit, while stabbing with him, flashed to the stage next to him, the green-headed stranger said loudly into the microphone: "Liu Yu's stabbing is so fast, so steady pace, here, his famous Dugu Nine Swords are ......"
Then he flashed to the stage again, stabbed Liu Yu, and saw that Liu Yu's stabbing sword really turned into nine phantoms, and then a sword stabbed at him, and with a bang, his stabbing protective suit was pierced, and the rusty sword suddenly stabbed him in the chest, and blood gushed out, he looked at the rusty sword and chest in a daze, and the whole person staggered.
Liu Yu was also stunned, he hurriedly drew his sword, and muttered at the same time: "No, I don't know ......"
"Big Brother ......"
The green-headed weirdo flashed out directly, leaned on Liu Yu's arms, and said while coughing: "Senior brother, don't blame me, cough cough ......"
Liu Yu suddenly said at a loss: "I, I ......"
"Tell the master that I won't be going back for the New Year, ahem......" The green-headed weirdo whispered as he coughed.
Liu Yu's tears welled up, and he said firmly: "Don't worry, the Huashan faction will be handed over to me, and I will definitely ......"
"Tell the little sister that I don't love her......" The green-headed weirdo coughed a few more times.
Liu Yu suddenly cried: "Senior brother, junior brother, in fact, I am to you, I am to you...... I'm paralyzed by you!!"
Liu Yu was suddenly furious, and at this moment, the hazy figure also smashed the wooden fish at once, and the green-headed strange man laughed strangely, turning into a green tornado and sweeping around the two, and suddenly, their underwear was put on their heads......
A few seconds later, Liu Yu and the hazy figure broke free of their underwear, and they saw bursts of green in the golden light of merit in the distance, and then all kinds of strange screams and laughter broke out, and the two glanced at each other.
"Zhun Ti, we will settle our affairs later, and we have to settle the accounts well, but now ......"
"That's right, holy or something, I don't want to do it now, but now I ......"
The two of them roared at the same time, one of them had earth, wind, water and fire gushing out, and the other had a golden burst of merit that seemed to be able to cover the universe, and the two of them roared angrily, and rushed towards the green place.
Team battles can be lost, Zhang Heng must die!!
On the other side, Gong Changheng passed through a large area of collapsed reinforced concrete ground, and finally came to a clearing, but before he could breathe a sigh of relief, suddenly an arm dragged his leg under his feet, pulling him directly into the sewer, Gong Changheng roared in horror, but he didn't want to hear Ren Huang's voice at this time.
"Silence! it's me!" Ren Huang whispered.
Gong Changheng immediately covered his mouth, and when he looked around, he saw a little girl with only one eyeball and a scarred face, Ren Huang, and several other people, none of these people he knew, but he trusted Ren Huang, so he didn't show vigilance or anything.
At this time, Ren Huang said to Gong Changheng: "Let's go, we don't have much time, leave this world immediately, we ......"
"Go to the world of rebels!!"