"Ma'am, this is new, ultra-thin, which model do you choose?" The cashier, a middle-aged aunt, asked without concealment.

Recently, this imported product has been selling well, and the cashier god also emphasized that young people like it very much.

Intoxicated looked at the English letters on it, writing, although she also learned some English from time to time, but she had never seen this word.

But she remembered that it meant candy, and chocolate was chocolate, and cooki.

So she deduced according to the way of Chinese Chinese characters that the word co starts with most of it is also related to eating.

She is still very confident in her learning ability, and praises herself silently in her heart.

"It's a cute little box." Intoxicated and said to himself, "This is still a model?" ”

The cashier laughed while scanning the QR codes of other goods, and it was the first time she heard someone say that this thing was cute, and reminded: "Of course, there are models, there are sizes, there are large, medium, and small." ”

Wang Yizhen stared at his phone at first to see Xiao Lin send him a message, and didn't pay attention to the intoxication here, which would hear the cashier say something about the size, and he looked up at the things in his hand.

was stunned, his face changed slightly, and then he spoke: "Tuba." ”

"Tuba?" I don't understand it.,It's obviously a little cute.,And it's okay to eat a small box.。

"But the trumpet is pretty, isn't it?

The cashier held back a smile.

Wang Yizhen didn't answer the intoxicated words, and said bluntly: "My size must be large." ”

After speaking, he also took a deep look at the intoxication.

Intoxicated didn't receive a signal, thinking that Wang Yizhen also wanted this "small snack", and said: "In this case, you want a big box, I want a small box." ”

As soon as these words came out, the cashier was stunned, his mouth widened, and he said in his heart: "Are young people playing like this now?" ”

Wang Yizhen was also a little anxious, and couldn't help but say, he took three large boxes from the cash register shelf.

"If you want this, pay for it."

The cashier looked at the two strangely, scanned the QR code on the outside of the small box, and put the boxes of small things into a plastic bag.

"Let's go." Wang Yizhen took the bag and walked away with intoxication.

The cashier looked at the backs of the two and shook his head, "The two of them are obviously a good match, and they look like serious people, why do they still buy different models?" ”

"Alas, young people nowadays don't understand, isn't it good to be single-minded? I'm sick out there now! ”

Intoxicated didn't understand why Wang Yizhen was so domineering and chose the large one, just now she saw that small box, it was really delicate and cute.

Along the way, he also twitted and expressed his dissatisfaction.

Wang Yizhen kept his face calm and didn't speak, and after getting into the car, he paused for a moment, took out the box, stared at Intoxication and asked, "Intoxication, you really don't know what this is?" ”

Intoxicated and somewhat innocent, "Isn't this a candy snack?" ”

"Poof... Hahaha" Wang Yizhen instantly broke the gong and asked: "Who told you that this is a small snack?" ”

"It's candy, chocolate is chocolate, cooki is biscuits, it should be like that, right? Isn't it? "The intoxicated look is so innocent and cute.

Wang Yizhen almost fainted with laughter.

"What are you doing? Why are you laughing like this? "Intoxicated and somewhat incomprehensible.

After a while, Wang Yizhen stopped laughing, took the box, and told her seriously, "Listen, this is a condom, and it is a ..... used by men and women when they have sex."

Intoxicated and stunned, "What? Antao? ”

She doesn't believe it, it can't be, right? OMG!

"If you don't believe it, check it yourself with your phone." Wang Yizhen said.

Intoxicated hurriedly took out his mobile phone, clicked on it, and entered the English words on this box, and soon the translation came out: condom, condom (for men)...

There is a very detailed explanation later.

The more she looked at it, the redder her face became, recalling the scene in the supermarket just now, the strange smile and eyes of the cashier, she almost wanted to hit the wall.

She actually used it as a snack.

She also proudly applauded her ability to reason, she was really embarrassed to lose face in the Yangtze River and the Yellow River.

"Why didn't you tell me?" Intoxicated and crying, complaining about Wang Yizhen with a sad face.

Wang Yizhen sighed, "Heaven and earth conscience, I have already hinted at you, and I will pull you away as soon as possible." ”

Looking at the intoxicated and tearless appearance, Wang Yizhen comforted: "We are husband and wife, and it is normal to buy this, and there is nothing to be ashamed of." ”

But the intoxication was still sullen, and he didn't say a word along the way. The two of them carried their things upstairs and returned to the house, and it was already past 10 o'clock in the evening.

Intoxicated, he sat on the sofa, still sulking for his appearance in the supermarket.

Wang Yizhen put away his things, walked over and hugged her, "Are you still angry?" ”

"Isn't it a shame to make such a joke in public?" Revel in a low voice.

Wang Yizhen smiled and teased: "At first, I thought you were dissatisfied with your lack of marriage treatment? ”

"However, I have a big problem with the trumpet you chose for me."

Intoxicated gave him a blank look and muttered, "I don't know." ”

"Poof." Wang Yizhen once broke his skills, raised his intoxicated chin, and looked at her fixedly, "Then why don't you try it tonight?" ”

"Try what?" Intoxicated and confused.

"Let you feel the feeling, whether it's a big or a small one!"

Looking at Wang Yizhen's evil smile, he instantly understood when he was intoxicated, and said angrily: "Shameless." ”

"You...... It's not like I haven't seen it, that's all! Intoxicated and angry, he was annoyed by his performance in the supermarket, and he was afraid of the prince.

But any man will be upset when he hears such words, especially Wang Dagongzi.

He also remembered that when they first got married, he did once be naked in his pajamas.

Then inadvertently opened to be intoxicated and watched. But that state....... It certainly doesn't look like much!

Thinking of this, Wang Dagongzi was angry in his heart, and actually said that he was small?

He hugged Intoxicated, "What's that?" Yes? ”

Only then did he realize that his unintentional words had angered Wang Yizhen, and at this moment someone had a dangerous aura on him.

Intoxicated and stammered: "Just... It's just that I don't see it clearly. ”

She bowed her head as she spoke.

Wang Yizhen raised his eyebrows, "Since this is the case, then you will let you feel deeply..."

said that he wanted to be intoxicated, and as soon as he touched his intoxicated lips, the mobile phone rang mercilessly at this moment.

Wang Yizhen cursed in his mouth, let go of his intoxication, and took the mobile phone, which was Xiao Lin's phone. When he called at this time, Wang Yizhen estimated that he should be a little eyebrow-raising when he asked Xiao Lincha to do so.

Pick up the phone with a smile on his face.

Intoxicated hurriedly moved to the side, she was startled by Wang Yizhen's expression just now. After a while, Wang Yizhen hung up the phone and said that he had to go out immediately if he had something.

Intoxicated stroked his hair, relieved, and nodded, "Okay." “

Wang Yizhen looked at her with a relieved look, smiled, rushed over, and kissed her on the lips.

"You're lucky this time, next time I see how I clean you up, dare to say I'm small..."