Chapter 74: The Princess's Birthday Banquet (3)

"Shut up!" A non-stern snort.

Everyone was stunned and looked at Feng Yun together.

I saw Feng Yun with a shallow smile on her face: "Mrs. Qi, such a meat joke, if the prince is here, do you dare to talk about it?" ”

Dong Yirui smiled and said: "Princess Niangniang, if the prince is here, she won't dare to say it if she is scared to death, but isn't this the prince not there, let's also be presumptuous, how about it?" ”

The people below echoed one after another, and Feng Yun sighed with a smile: "If the prince is not here, you will all go crazy!" ”

Dong Yirui glanced at Qi Lan'er, that means, continue.

Qi Lan'er smiled and continued: "The captured general looks like a flower and jade, and he is beautiful, and the general is like a treasure, so he first stripped his clothes, and then ......"

Qi Lan'er covered her mouth and just smiled, unable to continue.

"And then what!" Someone asked in a loud voice.

"And then, then, oops, this is not understood, you can go yourself......" Qi Lan'er was already laughing and trembling.

The crowd burst into laughter.

The only ones who didn't laugh were He Mengxi and Qingmei.

Listening to this laughter, He Mengxi's heart was a little colder, and the smiling faces seemed to be sharp blades, the so-called, you don't need a knife to kill people, that's what it means.

"Okay, okay, Sister Qi's jade is very good, but it reminds me of another joke, tell everyone about it......" Yu Huanyin picked up the conversation.

When everyone heard that there was still a joke, they all looked at Yu Huanyin.

Yu Huanyin said with a smile: "I borrowed the character of Sister Qi, the two armies fought, and a general was captured, because this general was very heroic on the battlefield, everyone thought that he would rather die than bend, and would rather bend than bend, who knew that after the general was captured, he knelt on the ground and begged for mercy, kowtowing like pounding garlic, and the general who captured him saw that he was pitiful, so he really spared him, saying that he was spared, but in fact he was not spared, but put him in a cage for everyone to watch, and as a negative teaching material to warn future generations......

This time, no one laughed, but commented.

One said: "In this way, it is better to die......"

The other said: "Yes, if you want me, I will be killed early......"

Everyone started talking about it.

Dong Yirui patted the table: "Everyone is quiet, say okay, Mrs. Yu has already spoken, continue on, it's time for Mrs. Zeng, Mrs. Zeng, you can also talk about one!" ”

Yu Huanyin's lower hand sat a woman in green, who looked quiet and quiet, but her eyes drooped slightly, quite melancholy, and when she saw herself, her eyes were slightly panicked.

"What the concubine says is not necessarily funny!" She said timidly.

Dong Yirui was impatient: "It doesn't matter if it's funny or not, as long as it's interesting!" ”

Mrs. Zeng thought about it, and her voice was weak: "I have lived in the palace for a long time, I have three fears, everyone listen to it!" ”

Someone asked aloud, "What are you afraid of?" ”

"I'm afraid of Sister Dong's mouth, spitting lotus flowers, the dead can say that they are alive, what happens to her mouth, laughing and scolding, everything can be settled......"

"Well said, indeed!"

Seeing that someone agreed, a smile appeared on the corner of Mrs. Zeng's mouth.

"I'm afraid that our prince ......"

"What are you afraid of, what are you afraid of, what are you afraid of the prince glaring at you!" Someone teased.

Everyone laughs with understanding, and it seems that most people feel the same way.

"Huh, how do you know?" Mrs. Zeng was slightly startled, glanced at the person who spoke, and continued, "I am afraid that the eyes of the prince are as cold as ice on a snow-capped mountain that does not melt for thousands of years, and I will be cold and ...... when I look at you in the summer." ”

Someone laughed and said: "Whoever is afraid of the heat, just let the prince take a few more looks!" ”

The crowd laughed again.

"The third fear, what I'm afraid of is the whip of the princess!"

Someone pretended to be puzzled and asked, "Has the princess's whip ever hit you?" ”

Mrs. Zeng shook her head: "The princess is the most benevolent and kind-hearted, and I didn't make a mistake, how could she beat me, it's just that such a majesty makes me not afraid, only trembling and cautious!" ”

Everyone laughed heartily.

The corners of Dong Yirui's mouth hooked slightly, and her eyes fell on He Mengxi.

He Mengxi's face did not change, and his expression was indifferent.

Dong Yirui smiled and said: "Haha, that's a good point, it's just that the prince is busy with official business today, and he is not allowed to attend Niangniang's birthday in person, so we will give Niangniang a cup more, how about it?" ”

"It should be, it should be ......" echoed a chorus below.

Everyone finished toasting and was about to sit down when they suddenly exclaimed.

"Yikes! My earrings are missing! ”

Everyone followed the reputation, and it was Yu Huanyin who spoke, and she was touching her empty earlobes and looking around.

Behind her, Mingluan pointed at Qingmei behind He Mengxi: "It must be her!" ”

Everyone's eyes fell on Qingmei again, Qingmei turned around, and saw that Mingluan was referring to herself, and she was shocked beyond words, as if she had been poured a basin of cold water on her head, shocked and angry.

"I didn't...... I've never been to you at all, why are you spewing blood! Qingmei looked at Mingluan in surprise, Rao is usually sharp-toothed, but she was also stunned at the moment.

Yu Huanyin sat under He Mengxi's hand, speaking of the distance between the two tables, it is inevitable that the people waiting will walk back and forth, but it cannot be considered that the adjacent table has lost something, and there is suspicion, there must be some real evidence.

Everyone looked at Mingluan who pointed to the green plum again.

Mingluan rolled his eyes: "I saw with my own eyes that you just bent down to pick up something, it must be that my wife's earrings fell to the ground when she got up just now, and you picked it up when you saw it!" ”

Qingmei trembled angrily: "I bent down just now to pick up the handkerchief that fell to the ground, how can I guess based on this?" ”

"It must be you, and if you still don't admit it, do you dare to let me search my body?" Mingluan was imposing, glaring at Qingmei viciously.

There's no reason, Qingmei is angry, she has no relationship with this Mingluan at all, and she can't think of how she once offended her, why is she everywhere today, everything is aimed at herself!

"Mingluan, don't be rude!" Yu Huanyin glanced at He Mengxi, who was sitting there in all directions, his eyes were calm and indifferent, and he didn't even bother to look back, and drank Mingluan.

"Madam, I saw ...... clearly"

"The so-called catching thieves and catching stolen goods, forget it, today is Niangniang's birthday, don't argue!"

As he spoke, Yu Huanyin looked at Feng Yun's face.

Feng Yun's face was cold, and she glanced at He Mengxi: "It's not a big deal to say it, it's just that this female official named Qingmei has made repeated mistakes today, and she really shouldn't be accommodating anymore, I heard that she was bought by the prince for ten taels of silver......?" ”

She seemed to be talking to He Mengxi, but He Mengxi kept looking ahead calmly, not looking at her, nor answering her words, and the atmosphere was a little awkward for a while.

Dong Yirui hurriedly picked up the conversation: "There is indeed this time!" ”

Feng Yun sneered: "The slave bought by the prince is naturally from the palace, since he has made a mistake, then please come out of the family law of the palace and come to ......."