Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger comes from the lines of Hong Kong films, in fact, this is a paradox in Zheng Yi's heart, a powerful person is pretended to be someone else's prey, and then let someone eat others, the tiger is powerful enough, Zheng Yi can't think of anything more powerful than a tiger, okay! Existence is reasonable, and since everyone else has said so, it may be right.

The girl who let Zheng Yi "let" is called Qi Shiji, if according to the lines of Hong Kong films, she is the role of a tiger, indeed, Qi Shiji's character is a tiger, a tigress, with a flamboyant personality and a strong desire to control, after Zheng Yi took the initiative to talk, Zheng Yi became a pig in Qi Shiji's eyes, a leopard pig, Zheng Yi really saw Qi Shiji's face, and had subversive doubts about his aesthetics, what happened? A girl who only reaches her chest, and she looks Jurassic, what makes her inexplicably interested? Forget it, it's boring, it's okay to play with her, and cross the river by feeling the stones in this strange environment. As a result, Zheng Yi became Qi Shiji's "little follower", and it happened that Qi Shiji belonged to the type of person who couldn't take care of himself in life, yelling at Zheng Yi all day long, pay attention, not as a girlfriend, but just for a suitor. The language, the looks, the attitude, are full of reasons and dissatisfaction. What does it matter? Do you think that men all over the world should like girls like her? Where is the dissatisfaction? Is it your dissatisfaction that you haven't completed your task twice, and only completed it the third time? Where does the confidence come from? What you wear differently than your peers? Or is it the only thing that makes yourself as different as a zebra with powder? Zheng Yi is just playing, cooperating with her. On that day, the day of the chorus, Jurassic-san, oh! No! It's Qi Shiji! Painted his face with powder three times thicker than usual, a blood-red mouth, a strange-looking headdress, vomit! Walking on the way to the auditorium, passers-by were like ghosts, and in the face of the ridicule of her classmates, she had a heartfelt word, "My face is too dark, and when the lights hit later, the whole face will be unrecognizable, and I want to take pictures" Zheng Yi believes that every ridicule of her has an implication in herself, just that! Stay away from those who are self-inflicted! Even if he is a pig and eats a tiger that is actually a pig, he has no reason to feel honored and in no mood to celebrate his success. Whether it was his own pig-like tiger eating a tiger-looking pig, or his own tiger-looking pig eating a pig-like tiger, it didn't matter to Zheng Yi. But what is a little embarrassing is that he has no role, what role will he use to show Jurassic when he gives up Jurassic, or is he yelling at the world that he has no interest in her anymore? But I never said that I was interested in her, I just accosted her, but I let her drive her for a while, and classmates can also do it! There are some things that you don't need to ask for trouble. Well! What to do? All right! can only turn himself back into the appearance of a tiger, this is the same as Zheng Yi feels that the Hong Kong film line is a paradox, is he a tiger or a pig? Because next he's going to tease the girls of the whole grade. No, to be precise, it is necessary to pick up the most beautiful girls in each class in four classes in the entire grade. Which one is a tiger or a pig? Whoever cares about it starts with the first class. All right! The problem arises again, the female classmates in a class are really too ordinary, and there is no female classmate who can make Zheng Yi interested, how can this be good. Well, there is no way to go, let's pick a general among the shorties, it was the head teacher of the first class who helped Zheng Yi pick it, because he chose the most powerful girl in the class to be the class leader. Although this squad leader looks very ordinary, he is quite tall, except for the freckles on his face, everything else is acceptable. It was an afternoon before school ended. Zheng Yi's elementary school classmates, I don't know why he provoked the class leader, it seems that he revealed the secret he accidentally saw, a secret that is actually normal, but the little girl is very frightened, the little girl has a sanitary napkin in her schoolbag, sanitary napkins! Sanitary towel! Now I think there is nothing to be ashamed of, but, the times are different, it was still a very shy era at that time, after the secret was spread, the squad leader chased him for twenty minutes, and finally Zheng Yi stepped forward and blocked in front of his elementary school classmates, the same thing is that it was also a back door, "Let!" "Coincidentally, a female squad leader also said this word." "No", "No", "Okay, then don't blame me!" Zheng Yi smiled, a group of female squad leaders lay on him and hit the people hiding behind Zheng Yi, the people behind him stood up for a while, squatted down for a while, and the female squad leader was on Zheng Yi's shoulders for a while, and Zheng Yi's armpits for a while, and she was angry! The intimacy that seems to be there makes Zheng Yi tired of it, and he must be tired of it, a girl is almost lying on herself, it feels good!

Of course, this behavior makes Jurassic-classmate, phew! Look at my broken mouth, classmate Qi Shiji! seemed to be a little jealous, glanced at Zheng Yi, and went back to his classroom angrily, how? When the tiger sees the true face of the pig, is this the kind of performance? Shouting five and drinking six, where is the arrogance of commanding? Where do you put your rightness and dissatisfaction? Enjoy, enjoy, Zheng Yi enjoys the pleasure of this contrast very much.

A class of female squad leaders are tired, a girl who comes to her menstrual period is weak, but her physical strength is good enough, she chased for twenty minutes, fought for ten minutes, and finally fluttered "Why are you protecting him" "He is my brother!" "Brother is amazing?" "It's not amazing, it's the sanitary napkins are amazing!" So after a brief conversation, a group of female squad leaders began to chase Zheng Yi again. Zheng Yi, the primary school sports team, the football team, and has to walk 7 kilometers to school every day, a good hand in fighting, flexible and changeable, full of physical strength, body coordination and strength, do not run far, just run back and forth, after throwing the weak girl more than ten meters away in a few seconds, the girl began to give up, Zheng Yi ran back again, began to chase again, began to run again, ran again, ran again, and chased. "You wait for me!" The weak squad leader finally gave up completely after saying a cruel word. The classmate who caused the trouble came over with a smile and stretched out his thumb, "Enough brother!" Zheng Yi smiled, "What's her name?"

"Her name is Zhang Li, a crazy woman, hehehehe!"

"It's crazy enough, why are you messing with her?"

"I always write my name on the blackboard when I go to self-study, and I am tired of standing at the old penalty station"

"Oh! So you tired her to death too! ”

"Not really! Hahaha" The happiness of boys is so simple.