Chapter 543: A Strip of Incense
Nian Fu saw Xiao Tianshu, and the ghost doll, without seeing it, he used the phenomenon he saw, and continued to put this handkerchief in the palm of his hand, and it was strange to say, this handkerchief floated in front of him without floating anywhere, as if the ghost made the god worse, it seemed to have a heart, and he floated into Nian Fu's hand.
Nian Fu pinched the handkerchief, his heart was pounding, his face was red and his ears were burned, Nian Fu took advantage of Xiao Tianshu and the ghost doll, and the two of them had not seen their situation here, so they hurriedly put it in their pockets, thinking that I was afraid that it was left by the beautiful and beautiful woman just now, and I don't know where it was blown by the whirlwind at this door, and now it has floated into my own hands, isn't this a perfect marriage sent by God?
Nian Fu coughed twice, it was not that he was pretending to cough, but it was also because of the embarrassment and nervousness in his heart, so he coughed spontaneously, which also just covered up the tension in his heart and suppressed the little secret in his heart just now.
Nian Fu said: "Brother Xiao, what do you two think!" Hehe, uh, okay, don't be in a daze for the two of you, hurry back, it's weird to stand here, there's no one outside the door at all, could it be that a few of us are hallucinating? It's so lonely in this temple, so I have this illusion, and I don't know what's going on, you and I hear the same voice, it's a bit strange! ”
Xiao Tianshu said with a smile: "Hehe, you yourself are that kind of person, you dare to talk nonsense when you come to this temple, don't you know that there are immortals in this temple who have been listened to by the gods, your disrespectful words today, when the time comes, remember you a big mistake, see that you will not work in the future, and you will be embarrassed when the time comes!" ”
Nian Fu smiled and said: "Hehe, I'm not a little bit compared to you, can I do whatever I can do, it's just a show, giving people a grave for over-chanting scriptures, burying something next, what's needed, and it's not like you, from time to time you have to hunt ghosts and subjugate demons." If you usually offend someone with your words, if reciting mantras and chanting doesn't work at that time, wouldn't it be a chain drop at a critical moment, but it will be miserable! Hahaha, I don't want to see you being choked by a female ghost one day, at that time, it's a beautiful ghost, and when the heart is soft, people will let people go, and people will strangle you to death, and at this time you chant spells or something that doesn't work, but it's pitiful......"
Xiao Tianshu said: "It's all nonsense, isn't that female ghost just now, hearing us speak with confidence, as if there is some utilitarianism, he must have heard that we have a backer behind us, otherwise he would have come in and asked for your life and worries, and told us something useless, isn't this a superfluous move and a waste of time!" Hehe, forget it, let's go back first, shall we? ”
Nian Fu smiled and said: "Hehe, I think it's very possible, it's because the two of us are still young, and I don't want us to die young, plus this female ghost, as soon as I hear the voice of the Xiao soul, I know that it must be a merry woman, I'm afraid that I will leave when I see that the two handsome guys have no idea in their hearts for a while?" It's like Nie Xiaoqian, I don't know what's behind her, the bad guy sent him to take the names of the two of us, but she saw that the two of us were quite kind, and when she saw that we looked dignified, she had compassion for us, and she couldn't kill her, so she didn't do it, so she left quietly! ”
The ghost doll smiled: "Hey, hey, hey, you two are so ashamed to say it, you can say it, it's really shameless!" Even if people don't come in, I think they were called back in a hurry, and they can still be confused by the two of you, I think the two of you are ghosts, right? Say such cheeky words......"
Nian Fu hated and said: "You ghost cub, Lao Tzu hasn't settled accounts with you yet, you are here babbling, I will calculate the accounts with you today, yesterday and the day before yesterday, I see where you are fleeing, didn't you dare to show up just now?" This time, when I saw the beauty coming, I ran out to see the beauty with us, and when I saw that people were gone, I said cool words, there is really you, and you are still here to talk about me. ”
Xiao Tianshu said with a smile: "Ghost baby, I see that when your master hasn't come back yet, you still have to protect yourself and ask for more blessings, don't wait for the Xuan Office to come back and see that you are gone, and think that I am also an accomplice, but if you say cool words here and scold the two of us, it will have a different effect, if you scold him alone, I can still help you a little, if you say that you will scold me with me, then I don't mind, now take advantage of your master's absence, clean up after you, and when she comes back, you will be very well-behaved!" ”
The ghost doll smiled: "I'm not so stupid, I won't do it with the two of you now, I'm sorry for myself!" When my girl's master comes back, I will tell you that you will take advantage of her inattention, and when she sees a beautiful woman, she will be straight, and no matter whether she is a person or a ghost, she will wait here for half the night, and you will forget your duties as a Taoist priest, hum! Let's see if you want to see my girl master then, her straight nature, I'm afraid she can't tolerate a pervert like you! ”
Nian Fu was shocked and angry: "I borrowed a few guts from you, you don't dare to sue her, if you sue her, I will say a few words in front of her in the future, and I will definitely send you to the Nine Shadows Mansion, so that you will never be able to live forever, I think you can still be a few days!" ”
"Humph! I thought I was afraid of you, don't worry, I will tell the girl her master when the time comes, she will judge herself, besides, I have been by my side to help save her life, do you think he will only listen to your one-sided words? Hahaha, I'll tell her when the time comes, you're all bad guys, and you're going to kill me......"
Xiao Tianshu knew that the ghost doll was just joking with the two of them, so he quickly interrupted him, these two people quarreled, and after a while, the two of them fought, and he was tired!
Xiao Tianshu said: "Brother Nian, let's go back, didn't you just ask me about the fact that Heming Mountain is a Taoist ancestral court?" ”
Nian Fu was pulled away by Xiao Tianshu, so he thought to himself, let's go down the steps, Chu Chu is also very good to this ghost doll now, if he does anything to him, when he comes back and is known by his master, there will be no good fruit to eat.
Nian Fu said: "That's right! What the hell is going on? Isn't it true that a Taoist can marry a wife and have children, I see that you guy, the rules and precepts are very strict, sometimes like a monk, otherwise after hearing the voice just now, they would have been busy, even if they didn't hear it, they should have opened the door......"