Chapter 66: Stingy ghost, no wonder there is no wife for 3,000 years
Seeing that the red-robed male ghost looked pretentious, Xuan Chu obviously wanted to win his sympathy. I thought to myself that at this time, the master was not there, and the little red horse's wasteful, paper-paste guy was stunned by the red-robed male ghost who didn't know what means.
Now I can only rely on myself, and this red-robed male ghost looks like a ghost. Looking at him like that, I am afraid that he knows that the master is not here today, so he wants to take advantage of the master's absence to fight his own ideas. It shows that under the master's nose, he still has the courage to listen to the news here, which shows that cultivation is not simple!
At present, I don't have the kung fu, so I can only outwit and not attack.
But how can you outwit it? Chu thought about it and didn't know how to do it.
At this time, the red-robed man saw that Chu Chu had been silent to himself for a long time, and he did not react. I think that I have been talking for a long time and have been understood as a one-man show!
He said: "Chu Chu, you take a good look at me and make a decision, otherwise I won't pester you!" ”
Xuan Chu was awakened by his words, yes! In the past half a day, I haven't had a good look at this red-robed male ghost, what is going on with him, so he will follow him, what is his name, and where does he live. I don't know, but I don't have to ask before making a decision. In addition, it can delay a little time, and when the master does not come back at dawn, the paper-paste horse should also wake up, although the effort is not good. I can always think of a way to not!
After making up his mind, Chu Chu smiled and said, "What's your name?" While asking, he looked at the red-robed male ghost in front of him!
I saw him dressed in a red robe and brocade clothes, just like the clothes of ancient marriages. Could it be the bridegroom's official who escaped from the wedding banquet? Looking at his clothes, there seemed to be dragon patterns embroidered on his clothes, and there were also dragon patterns on the golden crown that tied his hair. Xuan Chu thought to himself that if he got this golden crown, he might be able to sell it for a lot of money, right? Now there are more than 300 grams of gold, and this gold crown looks like it can be used as a mother's many rings! A ring is worth a thousand.
When Chu's parents were about to divorce, my father's friends might not be able to stand it now!
Once at a party on the street for dinner, Zhai Chu's father's friends surrounded him, and Zhai Chu's father asked him to buy coats and gold for Zhai Chu's mother.
Mother Chu Chu is still unknown. Unwilling to spend money, afraid of waste.
Chu Chu's father said to go home according to the situation of Chu Chu's mother, don't buy it, and buy it when the house is built.
Those friends of Father Chu did not follow: "Brother Li today, you have to buy coats and jewelry for your sister-in-law, if you don't buy it, we will break off your friendship!" ”
Later, Chu Chu's father was pushed and shoved, so he went to buy a coat without a choice. and gold rings and gold necklaces for Chu Chu's mother. When I brought it, because of the fight between Ji Chu's mother and Ji Chu's father, one finger was discounted, and the fingers that washed the pot and wiped the stove all the year round were deformed. With a golden ring, it seems that the fingers that work all year round are rougher, and Dad Chu dislikes Mom Chu!
Later, he rented a house to buy a bed, and went to court, and Su Chu's mother sold this life again, and for the rest of her life, the only gold jewelry that Chu Chu's father bought.
Yi Chu once vowed to make up all these gold jewelry for his mother!
Now Xuan Chu stared at the red-robed male ghost in front of him, with a golden crown of hair. His eyes were bulging. A discerning person will know what is going on at a glance!
The red-robed male ghost smiled and said: "Chu Chu, are you short of money, be my princess, enjoy endless glory and wealth, there are so many things of this kind of gold, how much do you want?" ”
Chu smiled and drooled: "You are stupid to me!" You are a male ghost, I will be your princess, do you think you are the ghost king and husband in it? Think beautifully! ”
The red-robed male ghost laughed and said, "Lady, you are too smart! I can even see the fact that your husband is the king of ghosts! ”
Chu Chu rolled his eyes and said, "You said you were fat and you were still panting." How can there be a handsome ghost king like you, it won't be the actors of that crew who died in ancient costumes! Young and no one to burn paper and burn clothes has been wearing this dress to swagger through the market, when I meet a little girl like me, I fool and say that it is a thousand years of ghost kings, I think that the little girls now are the ghost king's husband and wife, right? ”
The red-robed male ghost was amused by Yi Chu's questioning, and laughed instead of anger: "Lady, you are still so sharp and eccentric!" ”
Xuan Chu smiled: "I'll go, your cheeks are too thick-skinned, I actually got it right, and the golden crown on your head is also fake, right?" As he spoke, he couldn't help but drool as he looked at the golden crown tied in the hair of the red-robed male ghost.
The red-robed male ghost smiled: "Do you want to touch it to see if it's true?" ”
Chu Chu stretched out his hand and retracted it and said, "Hmph! I won't be fooled, I'll be fooled by your tricks again and again! If you are like a man, I will not be your princess, and your golden crown will give me to play first! So stingy, no wonder there has been no wife for 3,000 years! ”
The red-robed male ghost was also amused by Chu Chu and said, "Hahahaha, this is the happiest day I've ever been a ghost for 3,000 years!" It's really worth it to see you for so long! ”
Seeing that the red-robed male ghost was also stunned, he thought to himself that he hadn't been a ghost for too long, his brain had burned out, and when he saw a girl like his wife, he was affectionate and wanted to chase after it! Thinking about it like this, this male ghost is too pitiful, right?
Xuan Chu said: "You recognize the wrong person, your wife is a woman from 3,000 years ago, I only lived to be less than 17 years old, I'm afraid you will be disappointed!" Hurry up, my master is back, you can't leave! You go away now, and when Master comes back, I won't tell him that you've been here, and I won't tell the little red horse what happened, okay? Look at you pathetic! ”
The red-robed male ghost didn't listen to what Yi Chu said, and only took it off his hair, the golden crown that tied his hair. When he took it off, he handed it to Xuan Chu and said, "Chu Chu, you take this thing, you can sell it if you want to, and I will give it to you if it is not enough." Let me know if you need money. ”
Xuan Chu looked at the golden crown that looked heavy, and didn't dare to reach out to take it, but he couldn't control the urge to accept it and said, "Isn't this conditional?" You have to be your princess to take it? ”
The red-robed male ghost said sadly: "If you give it to you, you can accept it without being a princess, I won't force you, hehe!" Thinking about the days when I was wandering alone for so many years, I thought that if I could see you, even if I wanted the stars in the sky, I would pick them for you. What's more, these things that life doesn't bring and death don't bring, gold, but when I saw that Chu Chu actually likes these things today, I feel that it is also of great use to carry these things! Very good. ”
When Chu saw this red-robed male ghost, looking pitiful and infatuated, he couldn't help but be moved in his heart, thinking that what kind of woman could make a man be a ghost for three thousand years at the expense of loneliness!
Xuan Chu thought that he couldn't cheat this infatuated lover's money, so he said, "I don't want it, you still leave it to your lady!" Don't be sad. ”
Let's see the next time
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