Zhang Sanmad took the cigarette and smiled: "Every year when I open fish in winter, I come here with an idea, just to taste a fresh." ”

I cautiously approached him, not daring to offend in the slightest, and after a conversation, I learned that in addition to being greedy for money and taking advantage, this old man's biggest hobby is to eat, and the food is also very exquisite, and the pursuit of food has reached an unbelievable realm.

The old man pays special attention to seasonal food, and every year when the food comes down, he rushes over to the north and south of the world, and will never miss that bite.

For example, go to Chengdu in the spring to eat fresh bamboo shoots and braised pork, Qingming to Jiangyin Yangzhou to eat pufferfish, in the summer to eat bad goose in Suzhou, in Hangzhou to eat West Lake vinegar fish, drink rice wine, go to Yangcheng Lake Lotus Island in the Mid-Autumn Festival to eat hairy crabs, go to Shantou to eat prawns, go to Hulunbuir grassland to eat hand-grabbed mutton (this mutton is only boiled for fifteen minutes, a knife goes down, and it still bleeds out, it is very tender), and when it starts to snow, he goes to Daxinganling to eat roe deer, he eats roe deer and only eats roe deer tendons, saying that that is the supreme delicacy in the world.

Go to Harbin to eat pig-killing dishes, go to Fuzhou to eat Buddha jumping over the wall, and occasionally take time to go to Tianjin to eat ear and eye fried cakes.

As for the crab roe soup dumplings in Suzhou and Hangzhou, the mutton skewers in the Western Regions, the roasted whole lamb, the roasted bun and the large plate of chicken, the butter tea in Tibet, and the yogurt gnocchi, all of them cannot be missed, and you can go when you have time.

Zhang Sanmad is in a good mood today, standing on the ice, talking to the two of us endlessly, listening to me and Su Yao swallowed saliva, I didn't have much contact with the old man before, and my understanding of him was very limited, but today I know that this is a eater.

"Old man, you have to spend a lot of money on delicious food every year, right?" Su Yao asked him curiously.

Not to mention eating, the cost of running around the country alone is a huge expense.

Zhang Sanmad touched his beard and smiled proudly: "The expenses are quite large, but I never have to pay for food, and besides, I don't have any money." ”

The old man opened his pocket and showed us that he was completely empty, and he really didn't have a penny in it.

Su Yao frowned and said, "No money, how can you eat?" A metaphysical old-timer like you, you won't eat for nothing every day, right? ”

Zhang San smiled even more proudly: "Someone invites, no matter where I go to eat, there are people lining up to pay for me." ”

Think about it, just rely on this old man's means, just click it casually, it is all a big deal to leak the heavens and change his life against the sky, and the rich boss who knows how to do it is looking for a master like him.

This kind of worldly master, even if he is low-key, his reputation will spread sooner or later, and the boss will give him an Audi in order to meet, so what's the point of having a meal?

Shopping malls are like battlefields, how easy it is to make a fortune, some people work hard, and finally lose their money, some people lie down, money falls from the sky, no one is stupider than anyone, and they all understand the routines of human feelings, why is the gap so big?

Even those young people who want to be Internet celebrities have questions, which one am I better than him in all aspects? What do those brainless fans like about him? Why is he so popular? He makes a lot of money, and I can't even drink a mouthful of soup?

In the past, it was always said that hard work and diligence will definitely have a bright day, but now people have finally reacted, this is a big lie.

Let's savor it.

And many celebrities in the entertainment industry, their obsession with metaphysics is far beyond your imagination, suppressed above, and the people are not allowed to believe this.

At that time, I heard Zhang Sanmad say this, and I didn't think it was strange at all, just this old man's sinister methods, those bosses couldn't wait to change their tricks to please him, and it was really not a matter to rush to pay.

Maybe I'll make the old man happy, just a few words, and his life will be changed.

The old man stood there and talked eloquently, telling me a lot of things about the dinner, I laughed, nodded in agreement, and told him about Aunt Zuo.

Su Yao also begged him: "Old man, you are a senior master, Aunt Zuo is a scourge in the tunzi, she is a high-ranking person, only you can deal with it, you helped us pass this level, and the Su family will remember you well for the rest of your life." ”

Zhang Sanmad listened to us, and did not express his position, the old eyes looked at the mountains on the other side of the lake, and sighed: "I have always heard that there are fox fairies in the mountains here, and they have insight into the avenue, and they are about to be feathered and ascended, I didn't believe it before, it turned out that the rumors were true, and sure enough, there was a sky outside the sky, and there were people outside the people." ”

"Hu Qingqing, that little female fox, I'm afraid Dao Xing is not under me, why don't you call her for help?"

Su Yao hurriedly said: "Sister Qingqing was put under house arrest by his grandfather, and his grandfather gave me a problem, and he only agreed to release him before midnight after cleaning up Aunt Zuo." ”

Zhang San was silent and silent, his face could not see joy and sorrow, Su Yao bit her pink lips: "I know, we had a festival before, I was ignorant at that time, I offended you, you have a lot, don't be like me." ”

Zhang Sanmad glanced at Su Yao, smiled and waved his hand: "I am cultivating fireworks in the market, and I am tasting the warmth and coldness of the world, these hardships are what I deliberately pursued, so how can I blame you?" ”

"The world laughs at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through ......"

Listening to the old man reciting a few popular poems, Su Yao and I were both relieved, pointing to the crowd in the distance, he was a little excited:

"Every winter, I come to the hemiplegic face lake to eat fish, every time I pick up small fish that people don't want, grill and eat by myself, people also call me a fish thief, this year, I want to raise my eyebrows and breathe a ......."

I hurriedly agreed: "When the fish comes up, you can pick it, and all the expenses will be mine." ”

Who knew what the old man said, I fell into the ice lake when I heard it, and everyone froze.

"I heard that the head fish is the sweetest, and the body has a fairy spirit, I have never tasted the taste of the head fish in my life, and my heart is itchy!" Zhang San swallowed frantically and scratched his ears and cheeks greedily.

When it comes to eating, this old man looks like a child, not to mention how ridiculous it looks, but the price of the head fish is sky-high, even if I have the heart to buy it, I may not be able to afford it?

I wiped the cold sweat on my face and said, old man, the head fish is all hyped up by people and deceived the second fool......

Zhang San's crazy energy suddenly came up, sat on the ice with his ass, cried on his face for a while, laughed for a while, and began to roll and laugh: "I don't care, I want to eat the head fish, if you don't give me food, I'll make trouble, I'll make ......trouble."

Su Yao and I looked at each other, and we were a little shocked in our hearts, looking at this posture, if you don't serve the old man to eat the fish today, don't count on Aunt Zuo's affairs.

I gritted my teeth and walked towards the crowd, and when the old man saw that there was a play, he stopped making trouble, and got up and followed me.

When I came to the head of the fish, I handed him a cigarette and asked, "Big brother, how much can you sell for this head fish?" ”

The fish took the cigarette with his head, put it on his ear, and said without replying: "We can't sell it for a few dollars, we only sold 20,000 yuan last year, and it is estimated that this year will not exceed this amount." ”

The stone in my heart suddenly fell to the ground, no matter how poor I Li Zhiwen was, 20,000 yuan would still come out.

After the fishing net went down, after waiting for about ten minutes, the fish turned his head and shouted at the top of his throat: "Open the fish!" The horse in front of the winch began to spin in circles, whirring and pulling nets, and the onlookers were boiling, and the Yangge team was also busy, blowing trumpets and beating gongs and drums resounding across the lake.

The fish has not come up, there are people who have set off the cannons, in order to beg for a lottery, under the crackling of firecrackers, the fishing nets are slowly retracted, those fishermen are the strong wild men of the Northeast, the fish shouted the trumpet, and they followed with all their strength.

The people in the tunzi also came up to help, and after a while, with the concerted efforts of everyone, the first net finally pulled out the ice.

Good fellow, that net is so big, at least a thousand fish, crowded in the net and fluttering, you can smell the smell of water from afar.

After the net was pulled up, it was dragged for more than ten meters, and then the net was opened, and it was spread out on the surface of the lake, and the largest fat-headed fish, the size was as big as a lamb, and the fat was amazing, and it was immediately picked out by the fish and hugged aside.

This is the legendary head fish.

When the fish took the head away the head fish, the people in the tunzi rushed forward and began to grab the fish, there were those who had a pot, those who took the sacks, and the people in the tunzi let go of it, and the tourists from other places did not have this privilege, and they had to spend money to buy it.

The price is not too expensive, a five-pound black fish is only 100 yuan, this wild and pollution-free big black fish, placed in the fish village in the city, at least three or five hundred.

The tourists are happily going up to pick fish, the fish head holds a pile of money, is responsible for collecting money, does not need a scale, how much is a piece, it is all up to him, do not buy a few pours.

At that time, there was a lot of commotion, and I accidentally saw that Aunt Zuo actually came, this grim-looking middle-aged woman, who was squatting on the ice in the distance, holding a small fish the size of a palm, without even peeling off the internal organs, and swallowing it with her head up.

The stumbling appearance is indescribable, and the posture of her eating fish is like a cold-blooded animal, like a snake.

The whole live fish was swallowed, the tail of the fish was exposed outside the lips, and it was churning, and Aunt Zuo bit down with a tooth, and blood flowed down the corners of her mouth.