Chapter 207: Preparing for the New Year
Chen Haobei's costume is very special, autumn clothes, autumn pants, slippers, and holding an unknown stick-like object in his hand.
In contrast, wonton brother Wang Xiaohua wears it very formally. The suit is straight, the tie is colorful, and the leather shoes are shiny. It's just that the face and the chest of the jacket look more embarrassed, all wet, and there are colorful unknown objects such as yellow, white, red and green.
"Brother Zhu! Help me! ”
Before I could see what was going on, Wang Xiaohua had already seen me and ran towards me.
"Qian'er! Stop this little calf for me! Lao Tzu is not a dead girl today! ”
Chen Haobei also saw me and shouted at me.
Wang Xiaohua ran to my side, hid behind me without saying a word, bowed his waist, and grabbed the hem of my clothes and didn't let go.
Chen Haobei also ran in front of me, and I finally saw clearly that the fritters in this hand were holding fritters with plastic bags, but obviously this fritters had been used as a weapon by him.
Then the two of them began to circle around me, Wang Xiaohua used me as a shield to help him resist Chen Haobei's attack, and Chen Haobei waved his fritters as I walked away.
For a while, the picture looked like a shrunken version of 'Eagle Catching Chicken'.
I was dizzy by Wang Xiaohua, and I didn't pay attention, Chen Haobei slapped a fritter on my forehead.
Although it doesn't hurt, it feels quite unpleasant to get gutter oil in my head.
A little angry, I yelled at Chen Haobei: "Why are you beating me?!" Blind you?! Chen Haobei rightly yelled at me: "You dodge Lao Tzu!" ”
I really had no choice, I lowered my head to find an angle, grabbed Wang Xiaohua by the collar and dragged him up from behind me.
As soon as I pulled it up, Chen Haobei was about to do it immediately, I snatched his fritters, pointed at his nose and shouted, "Stop me!" Why did you hit him? Look what you've scared all the good kids out of?! ”
Chen Haobei had no weapons, but he was still murderous, he was just about to kick Wang Xiaohua with his flying feet, I pushed him away, and at the same time dragged Wang Xiaohua back away from Chen Haobei's attack range, and then asked him: "What's the matter with you two?" Why did he hit you? ”
Before Wang Xiaohua could speak, Chen Haobei made another gesture to make a move, and I pointed at him with a fritter and said, "Make it clear first and then fight!" Chen Haobei estimated that he was also tired, panting and saying, "Okay!" Well, you let him speak! Let him speak! The little deflated calf stinks and is shameless. ”
I hurriedly urged Wang Xiaohua to say what the hell is going on? Wang Xiaohua slowed down for a while before crying: "I just kindly sent him breakfast, I don't know why he suddenly got angry, hey, I'm kind, he doesn't need to pay the money." ”
I turned my head to look at Chen Haobei, and Chen Haobei scolded without saying a word: "Kind?!" Good for your grandma's legs! I know who you are, you don't let Lao Tzu sleep early in the morning every day! It's not even eight o'clock in the morning, how many days? Yes? How many days have you said this is?! Because you are a little king and eight calves, how many days has Lao Tzu not slept well? Why are you so kind? I..."
As he spoke, Chen Haobei stared at the ground again, obviously looking for a weapon to attack Wang Xiaohua again.
From the conversation between these two people coming and going, I can understand that this Wang Xiaohua was properly instructed by Li Xiaomeng to deliver food to Chen Haobei every day, but Brother Hao has no habit of getting up early, and he falls asleep every day but is woken up by this goods, so he is furious.
After figuring it out, I also understood that Wang Xiaohua's face and clothes were all composed of tomato and egg soup, and I didn't need to ask to know that this 'Mobao' must be Brother Hao's handwriting.
Alas... I couldn't help but sigh, this Li Xiaomeng, why do you always do such an unrelated thing? Isn't this a stupid kid?
Seeing that Chen Haobei still had the urge to beat Wang Xiaohua, I pulled Wang Xiaohua aside and asked him to stay where he was first, and then I took Chen Haobei out of a distance and said: "Brother Hao, I will handle this matter to my younger brother, I promise to make you satisfied, okay?" ”
Chen Haobei looked at me suspiciously and said, "What are you doing?" I'll just fight it myself. I shook my head and said, "Violence is not the best solution to all problems, believe me, you go back, I promise, from now on he will definitely not quarrel until you rest." ”
Chen Haobei confirmed with me twice with a little suspicion, I patted my chest and made a solemn promise to him, and then coaxed and persuaded him, plus the cold wind blew him cold enough, this goods are finally willing to go home to make up for sleep.
As soon as Chen Haobei went back, Wang Xiaohua's aggrieved energy came up, and his eyes were red and he said to me: "Thank you Brother Zhu for saving your life, this person is really, people are kind enough to send him breakfast, but he is kind enough to treat him as a donkey's liver and lungs..."
I opened the plastic bag and said while eating fritters: "Don't rely on others, you don't know people well, do you bring food to others?" If on the other hand, a stranger brings you food every day for no reason, do you dare to eat? What's more, I told you a long time ago that this person is not mentally normal, and you are not yourself... Do you find guilt for yourself? ”
The fritters were a little dry and I almost choked myself.
Wang Xiaohua was very embarrassed and said: "I don't want to either, but this... I'm ..."
"I know, your sister Li asked you to have a good relationship with the neighbors, but don't you think your way is very inappropriate? Hey, I'll give you a trick. I interrupted Wang Xiaohua and said.
Wang Xiaohua looked at me and asked, "Brother Zhu, what tricks do you have?" ”
I thought about it and said, "First of all, I'm sorry, I don't have the surname Zhu, you can call me Brother Qian in the future." Also, about this person, you see, right? I've got a certain friendship with him, right? You are like this, you have a good relationship with me first, and when the relationship between the two of us is good, I will introduce you to your neighbor, do you understand? ”
Wang Xiaohua was stunned by what I said, and asked directly: "Huh? So how do you talk to Zhu... Brother Qian, do you have a good relationship? ”
I said, "Simple, I'm a very good person, the first step, just give me this breakfast in the future, don't give it to him, he won't eat it if he gives it to him, give it to me and I will definitely eat it; Step 2... Forget it, let's start with the first step, do you say? ”
Wang Xiaohua nodded and shook his head, as if he didn't know whether to agree to my proposal or not, I didn't think much about it and said directly: "Anyway, I have already taught you the method, it depends on you whether you cherish it or not, I'm not in a hurry, you can report to your Sister Li first, and wait for her to agree with you before you start acting." ”
After saying that, I walked outside the community, this fritter is too dry, I have to buy a drink to eat again.
I took the time to sneak a look back, and the lovely Wang Xiaohua was taking out his mobile phone, it seemed that he was going to report to Li Xiaomeng that I had given him.