Chapter 5: The Law of Embarrassment (2)

According to the norm, the boys don't hold grudges after fighting, and they soon became new friends with Zheng Yi, even if Zheng Yi still didn't help them in class, they no longer had any revenge, and on the issue of Zang Si, those new friends took the initiative to help, and during class, they always looked for friends, or friends of friends, and chatted about things in Zang Si's class.

Sure enough, they are all children about twelve years old, where there are "several rooms", and the one called Ye Peng is also similar to "yellow robe plus body", and he has never touched the hand of his main room, as for the other rooms, "aunt wife" is simply a non-existent thing. Zheng Yi has been in contact with Ye Peng a few times, and he is not bad, bold, and righteous, I heard that he has never even fought. All right! The intelligence gathering is almost over, and the conclusion is that it can be flirted, and it can be flirted at will, and it will not cause any trouble.

Everything is difficult at the beginning, how can you make it all start, give some gifts, all good things should start with a good gift. However, it is impossible for Zheng Yi, whose family is still on the subsistence line, to get a decent gift, gifts, gifts, gifts have become a tool to knock on all obstacles. When I saw that I walked to the south wall and encountered a dead end, the peak turned around. When Zheng Yi saw that thing for the first time, he couldn't help but exclaim. Oh, my God! Too talented, Zheng Yi really thinks that this manufacturer of milk tablets is too talented, a few milk tablets, and then there is a hairpin in the package, a hairpin in the shape of a bow strung with a lot of beads, which looks jeweled and very special, what does this manufacturer think of adding a jewelry phosgene hairpin to the milk tablets eaten by primary school students, it looks like it should not be cheap, and it actually sells for one dollar, although the best popsicle at that time was only sold for 5 cents. In Zheng Yi's opinion, it is worth the money, and it is very suitable for himself.

Next is the question of the narrative "time, place, person", which is very important, although in the process of investigation, it is no secret that Zheng Yi has ideas about Zang Si, but it has not yet reached the point where everyone is talking about it, okay! It's a good idea to make a sensation and let everyone know and confirm it, so in a class when the sun is still good, when everyone is enjoying the sunshine in the corridor, Zheng Yi walked up to Zang Si and sent a hairpin to her, just when the people who ate melons were about to cheer, Zang Si walked away without looking back, yes, on that sunny day in front of everyone, Zheng Yi received everyone's hot and mocking eyes, mocking applause and mocking cheers. That bucktooth, yes, it's you, cover your mouth, the tooth has fallen out in half, and if you continue to laugh like this, you will only have to eat liquid food every day for decades in advance. Extremely embarrassing, extremely embarrassing. Zheng Yi, who has never had only applause around him, suffered the biggest embarrassment in his first life.

When she returned to her seat for class, Zheng Yi reflected on the reason for the failure, maybe she didn't know me, yes, because she never spoke, maybe she was scared by herself, because no one had ever given her something in front of so many people at that time, maybe, something was wrong with the gift? Zheng Yi began to carefully look at this thing that could neither express sincerity nor express his heart, should he give it to someone else to try?

At the end of class, Zheng Yi quietly gave the hairpin to the girl who had studied together for several years, and the girl shook her head politely and said no. All right! No one wants to settle for the next best thing. In bewilderment, at least Zheng Yi got a lesson, that stupid soft girl, whether intentionally or unintentionally, made Zheng Yi very embarrassed, yes, this is a very impolite behavior, disrespectful behavior of others, even if you take it in your hand and take a look, or secretly send it back to Zheng Yi afterwards, what you don't look down on may be this thing that is not worth a dollar, but you don't know the affection behind this thing? Silly soft girl, you are so stupid! Originally, Zheng Yi had a little good feeling in his heart, and he fell in love with the soft girl at first sight, but it collapsed in a huge embarrassment, okay! You have sounded the horn of battle, you may not have thought about the consequences of offending a proud son of the sky, you must take revenge, you must take revenge nakedly.

Obviously, Zheng Yi chose a good time, place and person, and Zang Si successfully became Zheng Yi's "wife" from someone else's "second room" in everyone's population, obviously this is a bit unrealistic, because the country advocates late marriage and late childbearing, and they are not qualified to marry after at least ten years. Now that everyone agrees, Zheng Yi should be reasonable to his "wife". All right! Start with impoliteness and disrespect! Every day, yes, every day, Zheng Yi stayed in the corridor, as long as Zang Si appeared in sight, he began to blow a loud whistle to call Zang Si, and at first Zang Si was also attracted by the whistle like everyone else, and looked at Zheng Yi, and after seeing that it was Zheng Yi, he walked away without looking back, and later, Zang Si basically didn't look back, because she knew who was calling with a whistle, as if she didn't hear it, and the melon-eating crowd next to her was very enthusiastic, always stopping Zang Si and asking her to look back at Zheng Yi, "Eh!" Your husband called you." Even if he is hit by Zang Si's fist again and again, he still enjoys it.

One is a silly girl, the other is a rogue tycoon, playing such a game every day, it is not interesting, Zheng Yi is a little tired, humiliating others in a way that embarrasses others, Zheng Yi feels so tired.

It just so happened that Zheng Yi didn't go home at noon that day, and Zheng Yi, who had eaten something and was about to go back to the desk to rest, found that it was Zang Si who was walking in front of him. Zheng Yi thought about it, asked, asked Zang Si what he meant, if the answer was acceptable to him, he would stop this meaningless joke, screamed twice, and turned a deaf ear. Then called, Zang Si turned around and entered the gate of his class, Zheng Yi was furious, and then went in, just entered the gate, there were actually more than a dozen people in their class, these dozen people watched the two of them come in front and back, and actually began to cheer, the silly girl blushed, as if she had done something wrong, but Zheng Yi generously explained to others, "It's not what you think!" It's like drawing eyebrows, the more you draw it, the darker it gets, and the cheers are constantly escalating in the explanation, "Kiss her, kiss her, kiss her!" The silly girl turned her head and whispered, "You dare!" Zheng Yi snorted and waved everyone to be quiet, "You really want to see it!?" "Think, think, kiss her! ~""Good! Fulfill your wishes! Zheng Yi walked over and held Zang Si's face and kissed her on the face hard, although the mouth was also kissed, but Zheng Yi didn't seem to be interested, because his first kiss was still there. You're satisfied! In the cheers of everyone, Zheng Yi left the stage gorgeously.

When he walked out of the door, Zheng Yi said to himself, "It's over, everything should be over", this experience also made Zheng Yi understand a truth, no matter who gets embarrassing treatment on both sides, it is impossible for two people to get along well, and he must take caution.