Chapter 499 500. Red card down

"Let's go see the boss, let's go see the boss!!"

"You're going to be scared by the rabbit, he's super scary, super invincible and scary, ahahahaha!!"

The madmen danced around Gu Fan and Shen Mengxi, crying and laughing, but they were extremely excited, cheering and inviting the two of them to the big truck full of broken bone ornaments.

As soon as he got in the car, Shen Mengxi almost threw up.

The rotting flesh was mixed with the smell of fresh blood, as well as all kinds of unknown excrement, forming an extremely pungent smell, and it was normal for those madmen not to take a bath for a year and a half, and they didn't care about the grease and filth spilled on their bodies.

On the cargo box of the truck, there were also a large number of pieces of meat that had been blasted by the alien dogs, piled up into a small mountain.

A madman went up and sat down on the hill, letting the blood stain his body red.

"Ahh

"How comfortable!!"

"Blood floods me, see, I'm swimming in a pile of meat!!"

The madman who got into the mountain of flesh and blood took a freestyle pose, lying in the corpse and rolling his body, enjoying himself.

"I'll do it too!"

"Look at me, high diving, plus invincible butterfly!!"

The madman was indeed contagious, and the other man stood at the top of the pile, pinched his nose, and jumped like a diver, jumping to the bottom of the hill of flesh, and fell to the bottom of the cargo box, and faintly heard the sound of bones breaking.

He...... Let's start swimming!!

Like a stranded stinky fish, it kept fluttering on the carriage, and held its breath to imitate the appearance of a butterfly, but the action looked more like a maggot.

"Ahh

"Monsters, freaks, killers!"

"You come and swim too, it's too boring along the way, let's swim and swim to the rabbit boss!!"

The madman sent an invitation to Gu Fan, but how could Gu Fan get into the flesh and flutter like them, and immediately shook his head and refused the request of several people.

"You're so bored!"

"A boring killer who doesn't enjoy life."

"But you're so strong that you explode, you're so handsome, Niu B is dead, ahhahahaha!!"

The madman's words made Gu Fan and Shen Mengxi a little speechless, and there was no contradiction between the top and bottom.

They sang and swam all the way, and in their madness and excitement, they rushed towards the worst part of the radiation area.

Alternative.

It's so offbeat.

This is simply a strange thing in the last days.

Gu Fan looked at their weird, funny and absurd performances, and did not make fun of them, but felt more and more the horror of this apocalyptic world.

"Why are they like this?"

Shen Mengxi whispered beside Gu Fan, what those crazy people did was so incomprehensible, just a mouth full of swear words, but the nonsense and illogic made people feel both absurd and funny, and a little cold......

"The last days have changed everyone."

"Some have become bloodthirsty, cold, cruel and violent, and have become strong."

"Some people are selfish, betraying their relatives and friends, and taking money by force, just to survive for themselves."

Gu Fan's tone paused, and he said, "But...... In some extreme cases, some crazy people who cannot be understood by ordinary people will also be born, and they will not even have fear and pain, but will be very excited, happy, and happy in the last days. ”

Happiness?

The word has nothing to do with the end times.

But when the concept of those madmen changed, believing that killing and gore can bring refreshment, and even hurting themselves will be greatly satisfied, the horror of death shrinks infinitely, catalyzing a group of crazy monsters that ordinary people can't understand at all.

The two were talking.

Suddenly, the madmen were fighting again.

"Grass you!!"

"Don't rob Lao Tzu's swimming track!!"

"That's obviously my track, referee, referee, come and punish him with a red card!!"

"You're a bad guy, only basketball gets a red card, right...... It's table tennis. ”

The two stood and scolded, and finally fought together, when another madman hurriedly ran to Gu Fan for help: "Cold-blooded monster, please be awesome with us!" ”

Gu Fan listened to these rude words, and his grotesque behavior made him a little interested, wanting to know what the madmen were going to do.

Gu Fan was slightly interested, and responded: "Say, what do you want me to do?" ”

"Come and see!!"

"We are in the biggest crisis ever!!"

"We don't have a referee, who should be sent off with a red card, it's too TM to choose, do you have a whistle like a referee, if there is a whistle, you can be a referee!!"

The biggest crisis in history is that there is no whistle.

And the red card is sent off the court, which should be the rule in football, but the madmen don't care so much, they don't care what basketball or table tennis they want, they can say whatever comes to mind.

"Singer."

Gu Fan turned his head and glanced at Shen Mengxi.

"What??"

Shen Mengxi felt the ill-intentioned look in his gaze: "You shouldn't let me blow the whistle!! ”

Gu Fan nodded, faced a group of crazy people and said, "This is my whistle, blow it." ”

Shen Mengxi's eyes widened, which one is Lord Gu Fan singing again? ?

Could it be that madmen can really be infected, and they can't infect Gu Fan, and they actually "play" with this group of crazy people with confused thinking and logic?

"Ringing."

Gu Fan urged again, Shen Mengxi sighed, and the sound of a whistle emitted by her voice bones was easy.

As soon as the whistle sounded, the madmen who were scuffling together immediately divided into two sides, looking at each other angrily, but they had to strictly abide by the rules, and the referee couldn't play as soon as the whistle blew!

"Wow!"

"What a big whistle!!"

"Cold-blooded monster, you're amazing, you can blow such a big whistle, Niubi!!"

The crazy people around sighed one after another, praising Shen Mengxi's "whistle" for being big and loud, and at the same time lamenting that Gu Fan's strength was so strong that he could even blow such a big whistle.

Shen Mengxi rolled his eyes.

Now it's okay, I'm not even a human anymore, but I'm treated as an object, a referee's whistle.

"Referee, what to do next, who are you going to give the red card to!!"

Several crazy people around showed expectant eyes on their faces, hoping that Gu Fan could give a perfect answer.

Gu Fan thought for a moment and replied, "Both of them are red cards." ”

It's all over.

The madmen looked at each other at first, then cheered: "You're so TM fair, it's simply the best way to deal with it, we've never seen a referee like you hang out." ”

The two madmen who were scuffling together over the swimming track also began to cheer.

"Hahaha!"

'We were all red-carded.'

The two of them hugged each other excitedly, cried and laughed, and suddenly turned back into good brothers.

The two held hands and climbed to the top of the mountain of meat on the carriage, and then waved to everyone like champions who had won a gold medal: "Our red card is over!" ”

Take a leap!!

The two jumped towards the head of the high-speed truck.

Poof!!

The front of the car, which was full of fangs, shattered the bones of the two men, and then fell to the ground and was crushed by the tire more than one meter high, and the whole person turned into a burst of blood mist and flesh, and was crushed to death in the billowing dust.

"Cool, cool!!"

The people in the car were still howling, watching their companions splash blood and dance again.

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