"Eh! Don't come, stay away from me. When Suxi saw Zhou Haoming who was pounced by the bear, he was so frightened that he immediately retreated.

No way! This Zhou Haoming's title of Zhou Crazy Man shouldn't come from like this! Drunk and crazy?

Feng Lingche saw Zhou Haoming pounce on the river, pulled the river into his arms, and raised one foot to stop Zhou Haoming, Zhou Haoming was resisted by Feng Lingche's feet, and he couldn't catch the river, so he could only keep stretching out his hands to grab it.

"Why don't you let me kiss Mei Jiao Niang, you have a golden house." Zhou Haoming glared at Feng Lingche and shouted dissatisfiedly, didn't you say that as long as I am alone, you don't keep your promises.

The corners of Feng Lingche's mouth couldn't help twitching, and then complained a little weakly: "You crazy person, can you still remember what stupid things you did before you got drunk when you woke up." ”

When the agent arrived, he saw that the captain of his team continued to hold a big tree and carry a pole dance, and shouted loudly, and several other people were either sitting on the ground with crazy nausea and vomiting, or simply lying on the road without moving, and only two people who were not drunk silently held their mobile phones to record a video for Zhou Haoming, and didn't care about the other people who were already horizontally upright.

"It's crazy." After gritting his teeth and glancing at it, the agent looked at it and was still muttering: My enthusiasm is like a fire····· Zhou Haoming, who had a headache, looked at the mineral water on the side, unscrewed the lid, and splashed it directly at Zhou Haoming.

Zhou Haoming, who was splashed on his face by mineral water, trembled, and suddenly stood there as quietly as a chicken, looking at the agent quietly like a good baby.

"Hey, a bunch of drunks, I'm really bothering you two." The agent swept around, and he couldn't stop crying and laughing in his heart, how do I bring this group of drunks back to the base?

"Do you want to find a rope to string them up and bring them back?" Suxi looked at the drunk group and said, I guess it is difficult to get them to go back with you obediently.

"There can be this way, but I forgot to bring a rope when I went out." The agent clapped his hands, and then said in hindsight.

"It's okay, I have." Suxi took out a bundle of rope for weaving scarves from his bag and gave it to the agent, and then helped Feng Lingche to string the people of the mad demon team one by one, and under the eyes of the witness, he watched the agent lead the gourd string and leave first, but Zhou Haoming started his crazy journey again, and the ghost cried wolf and the heroic man sang up.

"This wine is really not flattering!" Tracing the river and listening to the good song, he only felt that his lifespan seemed to be a little shortened.

Turning to look at his own team members, Feng Lingche called out one by one very patiently and led them back to the base.

Ji Ling opened the door in the west, and when he saw a drunk person walking into the door and going upstairs directly, he was a little confused, and then after seeing two casual guys walking in, he closed the door.

"Oh no, what's wrong with them? One by one, they drank like a tumbler. Ji Lingxi looked at Feng Lingche, who consciously walked into the kitchen to cook sobering soup, and asked, didn't you eat hot pot with the mad demon team, why did you become drunk one by one?

"I'm so happy, have you read Weibo, just go and see it." Suxi leaned against the sofa and said, Well, Mommy is right not to let herself drink, it's just that this week's crazy people's wine is really...

"I haven't seen it yet, I'll go see it now." Ji Lingxi was a little confused, but he felt that something must be wrong, so he obediently opened his laptop, logged in to Weibo, and then saw the hot search list that was engaged in hanging, and a touch of surprise flashed in his eyes.

After clicking on it and reading it, I immediately understood what was going on, hooked the corner of my mouth, then closed the computer, and walked upstairs slowly.

Suxi raised his eyebrows, looked at Ji Lingxi's proud little figure, pursed his lips, leaned on the sofa and yawned, and then fell asleep unconsciously.

When Feng Lingche came out, Suxi had already slept very soundly, Feng Lingche bent down and picked up Suxi and walked upstairs, ran into Ji Lingxi, and after talking to Ji Lingxi about the sobering soup in the kitchen, she took Suxi to her room, took off her shoes for Suxi, covered the quilt, and then went to the bathroom to get a basin of water, wrung out a towel and wiped Suxi's face, and only left the room after everything was done.

And the next morning

The mad demon team next door came from the scream of the ghost crying wolf, don't doubt it, this sound is definitely from Zhou Haoming, at this moment, Zhou Haoming is standing on his bed, looking at his arm with a green piece here, a purple one there, people who don't know still think he is wrong.

And the person who was woken up by Zhou Haoming's wolf howl rushed into Zhou Haoming's room, and saw Zhou Haoming, who was broken, holding the quilt and sobbing in a low voice like a little girl, a group of unknown people, you look at me, I look at you, and then, Yu Tianxiang stabbed Chen Qiushui and said, "Captain, what are you doing?" ”

Chen Qiushui scratched the back of his neck and said with a confused expression: "I don't know." ”

"Early in the morning, what kind of sheep madness do you have? Don't you know what time you made a fuss last night, and do you want anyone to sleep? The agent yawned, with thick dark circles under his eyes, and leaned against the door.

Hearing the agent's words, Qi Shushu's eyes looked over, and then when the agent didn't know why, he heard Zhou Yanren accuse with grievances: "You... You... You dare to do such a beastly thing to me, I, I am wrong. ”

"Nani?" The agent blinked inexplicably, and looked at Zhou Haoming with a confused expression, what did I do?

Looking at the agent's inexplicable look, Zhou Haoming rolled up his sleeves angrily and said: "You dare to say that this is not what you did, you are hungry and thirsty, and you can't attack me!" I'm a man, a man. ”

And the group of people who saw Zhou Haoming's arms were blue and purple, and when they heard Zhou Haoming's tone and words, their ambiguous eyes all swept towards the agent.

The agent only felt that his eyelids were dancing hard, grinding his teeth and saying fiercely: "Zhou Luoren, do you have a bad memory, who was drunk last night and hugged a tree to dance a pole, singing a fire in the innermost, and who was the third watch ghost crying wolf and singing a good song in the middle of the night, running naked and knocking on the door in the base to cause damage?" ”

Ge Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu was tortured by you until four o'clock, and finally slept for two hours, and you made me happy again.

Hearing the agent's words, all of a sudden, everyone opened their mouths wide and looked at the petrified Zhou Haoming, which was really unimaginable.

"Don't quibble, it hurts to change my body now." Zhou Haoming obviously didn't believe that it was something he would do.

"You don't believe it, do you? You can go to Feng Lingche next door and his little girlfriend to ask.,When I arrived.,But I saw what you did and was clearly recorded.,Don't disturb me sleeping anymore.,understand? ”