Chapter Seventy-Seven: Use My Forty-Meter Knife to Peel Apples for Her
So they went and asked for some.
These alms that have not been burned are still things in the yang world, and it doesn't matter if you ask them for anything, even if the charter woman knows about it in another world, she won't trouble them.
After all, Ye Tianchen invited the shrine in her house home.
In other words, that old lady is a pit!
Speaking of which, the charter wife can be regarded as owing Ye Tianchen a great favor! Even if he didn't talk about it, he and Lin Yifei helped her investigate the case of her granddaughter Sun Changxiang, and they also promised to bring the murderer to justice.
Compared to this great kindness, taking such a little thing from her is nothing.
Bringing alms and fellow affairs, Ye Tianchen and Lin Yifei went to the supper street together.
It's the same place as the last time, it's still so lively, people come and go, the lights are bright, the air is filled with thick barbecue smoke, and the smell of cumin meat is mixed with it.
There are still a lot of people who go to work in it and are drinking together, so it's not lively!
They found a small alley, entered the corridor, and then took out the brazier, Ye Tianchen set up his things, and said, "Burn some and give it to her, and then say two good words." ”
Lin Yifei held some paper money and burned it in the basin, and then bowed some of the burned paper money in the direction where Zhen Durong stood last time and said sincerely: "Miss Zhen Durong, I haven't forgotten your affairs, it's just that I've been too busy recently, and there are many things, so I've been delayed for a while, please don't blame me, you give me a few more days, I will investigate this case as soon as possible, cut the red rope tied to your corpse's feet, and give you freedom, so that you can be reincarnated and become a new person." ”
Then he put the other alms into the brazier with great sincerity.
Lin Yifei kept throwing paper money into it, like a big sum, and apologized sincerely in his mouth, full of sincerity.
Soon, the paper ashes in the brazier also accumulated.
Suddenly, a cold wind blew, blowing black ash and flying all over the sky.
And the paper ash in the brazier turned out to be directly spinning, forming a small hurricane, spinning in the basin.
Lin Yifei suddenly sat on the ground in fright, cold sweat oozed from his forehead, and his eyes were full of fear.
Ye Tianchen on the side couldn't help but be startled when he saw it, and his whole body was cold and his hair stood on end.
At this moment, Lin Yifei was so frightened that his tongue couldn't straighten out: "Ghost, ghost!" ”
Ye Tianchen knew Zhen Murong's consciousness, and sighed and said, "Hey, it seems that Zhen Durong still refuses to forgive you, it seems that what she wants is not charity, but freedom." ”
Indeed, money is insignificant compared to freedom.
Lin Yifei's nervous hands and feet couldn't help but tremble: "Then, that, what should I do?" ”
Ye Tianchen pondered for a moment, and said uncertainly: "I don't know if this method will work, let's try again." ”
took a piece of paper money, folded it several times, quickly made a small paper figure, and then tore a heel of hair from Lin Yifei's head, but his hair was too short, there was no way, so he pulled a few more.
He pierced his hair through the head of the paper figure and passed through the middle, and then with a string, the other end of which was tied to the end of an incense stick.
Then he put incense on the ground and lit it.
In this way, the paper figure is equivalent to a standing form leaning on burning incense.
Although, Ye Tianchen held the other end of the string again, tied it to the other incense, and pulled it slightly, which was to let Lin Yifei hold the tail of the incense with his mouth.
After Ye Tianchen finished all this, he said, "Lin Yifei, hurry up and kneel!" ”
Lin Yifei shook his head in amazement instantly, his mouth was purring with incense, vague, and he didn't know what he was talking about, after listening carefully, he could barely understand the general meaning, he said: "Kneel to the sky and kneel to your parents, then you can't kneel to her?" Besides, how can a man kneel blindly with gold under his knees? ”
Ye Tianchen slapped his head suddenly, he could see the situation clearly just now, the real Murong should be nearby, this guy still said this, he was simply looking for death, and couldn't help but say: "Death is a shame to suffer!" Does face matter with your life? Man, husband, be like your third leg, able to bend and stretch, you girl, understand? ”
Ye Tianchen felt that he had finally said a more vivid and appropriate analogy, presumably even if Lin Yifei was mentally retarded, he should be able to understand the meaning!
Lin Yifei looked at Ye Tianchen's expression, and also saw the seriousness of the matter, forget it, for the sake of his life, he gave it up.
However, he was still very smart One leg was half squatting, and one leg knelt down, Ye Tianchen brought a cup of tea from the supper stall on the side, surrounded the incense on the ground, and poured it on the ground.
When Lin Yifei knelt down, the head of the little paper man pulled by the string silk also moved slightly, and he was also bowing.
At this time, the churning paper ash in the brazier slowly calmed down.
Seeing this scene, Ye Tianchen and Lin Yifei couldn't help but breathe a long sigh of relief.
It seems that Zhen Durong should have accepted Lin Yifei's apology.
Lin Yifei purred in his mouth with burning incense and said, "Ah Chen, are you okay?" ”
Ye Tianchen pulled out the incense from his mouth and said, "What do you mean it's okay?" Think beautifully! She's just forgiving you for the time being, you have to fulfill your promise as soon as possible, otherwise, next time, it will be a big trouble. ”
Lin Yifei hurriedly said again: "It's really twilight, don't worry, I will find your body as soon as possible, cut the red rope tied to your feet, and return you to freedom." ”
The brazier, which had been quiet, suddenly tumbled violently with paper ash inside.
Ye Tianchen reminded: "Your sister, you said an accurate time!" ”
Lin Yifei was frightened by this scene, and he swore directly without thinking about it: "Three days, you only need to give me three days, and I don't want any more days." I'll definitely get things done! ”
This thing deliberately straightened his chest when he said this, and pretended to be very in place.
No way.
This fucking fucking fuck!
Ye Tianchen was really anxious for him when he heard it, why was he so stupid, he didn't know how many days to talk about.
What if the case can't be solved at all within three days?
When the time comes, will you be facing the wind? Or face the wind, right? Or face the wind, right?
All in all, if the body of Twilight has not been found by the appointed time, it will not be perfunctory with an apology.
The paper ashes inside the brazier finally fell silent, and the surrounding wind disappeared without a trace.
Everything is calm again!
Ye Tianchen said: "She's gone." ”
Lin Yifei also breathed a long sigh of relief: "I finally sent the big guy away." ”
I regret it in my heart, when I first met her, I just felt that she was very pitiful, so I said it casually, I really didn't expect that it would cause such trouble.
The matter was settled for the time being, and the two of them went home.
The staff of the neighborhood committee of the community are still busy with the affairs of the chartered wife, and some of the neighbors who are evasive dare not go out at night, and the surroundings are quiet.
Ye Tianchen seemed to feel a trace of abnormality: "The atmosphere is a bit weird." ”
Lin Yifei was shocked, the scene of Zhen Murong just now frightened him, lowered his voice, and said mysteriously: "Could it be that thing again?" ”
Ye Tianchen rolled his eyes ruthlessly, why doesn't this thing have a long memory: "Are you idle for a long time, or don't you want to live anymore?" Do you know what it means to be a curse from the mouth? ”
Lin Yifei's tiger body was shocked, the chrysanthemum tightened, and hurriedly said: "All kinds of fairy bosses, spirits and Buddhas, don't be weird, don't be weird!" ”
When people die and do funerals, there will be some lonely ghosts and ghosts who come to join in the fun, just like people do happy events and people come to join in the fun.
If you don't use the right wording at this time, and if you are unlucky enough to meet a tantrum person, I am afraid that you will catch fire, and in serious cases, you will be killed.
Therefore, many old people will use some words instead when referring to those sneaky, such as ancestors, deceased, or good friends.
The atmosphere around is really quite eerie, and above the sky, there is a gloomy atmosphere.
Looking up at the sky, the yin qi in the sky above condensed into a beach, which was rich and a little scary.
Ye Tianchen was shocked and wondered, "How can this be?" ”
The yin qi is too strong, and it is estimated that there will be all the more powerful characters, or there will be more lonely souls and wild ghosts!
Lin Yifei didn't understand yin and yang techniques, and said puzzledly: "What's wrong?" I don't feel anything out of the ordinary! ”
Ye Tianchen didn't explain too much, he directly grabbed his son's hand, dragged it away, and hurriedly urged: "Let's go, let's go home quickly." ”
When Lin Yifei heard this, he naturally didn't dare to say much, so he hurriedly went home with him.
Ye Tianchen glanced up at the sky again before entering the building, the yin qi above was really strong, how could such an abnormal phenomenon occur?
In any case, this writing thing is not something that he can manage as a half-ass, without saying a word, he hurried into the house, and after entering, he closed all the doors and windows as soon as possible, and at the same time, closed the curtains.
Then put incense on the old lady in the living room, and pray for the safety of the house tonight.
Lin Yifei seemed to see that Ye Tianchen was a little nervous, and asked again puzzledly, "Ah Chen, what happened?" Could something be wrong tonight? ”
Ye Tianchen explained in a low voice: "Mu Ji, however, there must be demons in natural visions. Okay, okay, just sweep the snow in front of your own door, don't care about the frost on the tiles of others, besides, this matter is not something you and I can manage, now, you still have to worry about yourself, hurry up and find a way to find the corpse of the real twilight as soon as possible, Sao Nian. ”
Lin Yifei looked at him miserably at this time and said, "Ah Chen, you will help me, right?" ”
Ye Tianchen said angrily: "Pretending to be cool for a while, and ruining your life with residual hatred!" You've sworn for three days! I'm not sure, I won't be able to solve the case then, I'll see how you end up! ”
Lin Yifei said with some annoyance: "Inertia, inertia, most of the time limits for the criminal police team to solve cases are three days, and I am used to it." ”
Ye Tianchen patted him on the shoulder and said, "Pretend to be forced to make a big hair!" However, you don't have to worry too much, after three days, if you don't find it, you won't find it, a lonely ghost of the level of Twilight Rong, if she really dares to trouble you at that time, I will use my forty-meter knife to peel apples for her. ”
When the brazier was furious just now, Ye Tianchen was also startled, nervous, all this, Lin Yifei was also in full view, now that the people are gone, this guy began to pretend to be forced, even more excessively than himself, and couldn't help but squirt wildly: "I also used the jade seal to smash walnuts for her, and used high-voltage wires to play Dongfeng Po for her!" ”
This cargo is forced to get out of control! Ye Tianchen hurriedly said: "Stop, stop, on pretending, I sigh to myself, I am willing to bow down!" Not as good as you! You are a ruthless person who can pretend to be a fierce man! I won't support the wall, I'll obey you! ”
Lin Yifei suddenly found that he had changed!
He wasn't like that before!
Sure enough, those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black! Things gather like people, people divide into groups!
smiled wryly: "Hehe, don't talk about calves, be serious!" Is there a way for you to solve it? Give me the bottom so that I can be mentally prepared! ”
Ye Tianchen said coldly: "Don't worry, if she dares to mess around at that time, she will be beaten directly!" ”
Lin Dong hurriedly said: ", ruthless!" No, no, she's pitiful enough, we can't do this, it's too unkind! ”
Ye Tianchen laughed happily, knowing that this guy was kind-hearted.