Chapter 1019: Nervously pulling up his pants

Yao Fan Huazi didn't dare to look at the portrait with his eyes, he tilted half of his face, and looked at it with the corner of his eye, and the portraits in the hands of the two soldiers were Danxian and himself.

"Good fellow, these soldiers are so fast, and in such a short time, they have drawn the portraits of me and Danxian, fortunately I have a slanted face, otherwise, they will definitely recognize me. ”

Seeing himself on the portrait, Yao Fan Huazi was suddenly startled, didn't dare to look at the portrait anymore, and hurriedly turned his face, leaving the back of the two soldiers' heads.

"Hey, why did you turn your face away, you wouldn't be Yao Fan Huazi in the portrait! ”

There were only three people and one immortal beast at this table, and Yao Fan Huazi's actions were so obvious that the soldiers holding his portraits immediately noticed it.

"Uncle, turn your face around! they suspect that you are the person in the portrait, which is not a good thing. Seeing that the soldiers noticed Yao Fan Huazi, Wang Jue immediately reminded him.

"It's broken, it's better for the soldiers to recognize it!"

At this time, Yao Fan Huazi forgot Wang Jue's words and was very calm, only thinking that his face was discovered by the soldiers.

Yao Fan Huazi slowly turned his face reluctantly, lowering his head and not daring to look at himself in the portrait again.

"Uncle, raise your head and let him see, this is not a blind date, what is there to be ashamed of. Looking at Yao Fan Huazi's embarrassment, Wang Jue said to Huazi with a smile.

Yao Fan Huazi's heart was beating so hard that he didn't dare to raise his head or speak, worried that if he opened his mouth, the soldiers would recognize him by his voice.

"He's a deaf and dumb man, he can't hear you, so he has to talk and gesture like I did. Wang Jue explained to the two soldiers.

"Look again, he doesn't look like the person in the portrait, and if you let the suspect go, you two can't afford to be guilty. As soon as Wang Jue's words fell, Danxian followed up with two more teases.

"I'm sorry, we read it wrong, don't mind! Your food and drinks are here, please use them slowly!"

The soldier who shouted Yao Fan Huazi just now looked at it, and this person was at odds with the person in the portrait, and he didn't touch it at all.

Looking at Dan Xian and Wang Jue again, this soldier was suddenly startled, he didn't notice it just now, there are two profound cultivators, which one can poke himself to death with a random finger, so he hurriedly apologized to the three of them.

"It's okay, don't blame those who don't know, what should you two do! Wang Jue waved his hand and said indifferently.

"This uncle, I'm really sorry! I'll give my uncle a message that there will be a beauty contest in the city after a while, and my uncle will participate in the middle-aged group to ensure that he can win the first place. ”

The soldiers hugged their fists one by one to apologize to the three of them, and the three of them thought that the soldiers would leave directly after apologizing, but they didn't expect that one of the soldiers would praise Yao Fan Huazi again and again.

"And this thing, yes! Uncle hurry up to participate, it's not me and you two to blow, my uncle looks like this, the absolute first beautiful man in the wilderness. Wang Jue glanced at Yao Fan Huazi and said with a smile.

"This senior is so right, I have lived for more than 20 years, and it is the first time I have seen such a handsome and beautiful man as my uncle, I am so disturbed, I forgive you for the offense, and take your leave!" After complimenting Yao Fan Huazi again, the two soldiers left.

"Wang Jue is an immortal, am I really as good-looking as they say?" After the two soldiers left, Yao Fan Huazi asked Wang Jue suspiciously.

"Whether it's good-looking or not, uncle, you can see for yourself. While Wang Jue spoke, he raised his hand in front of Yao Fan Huazi, and a water curtain immediately appeared.

"Damn! really, it looks much better than before, Yi Rongdan is really a good thing, please give me another one from Wang Jue Shangxian, okay?"

Approaching the water curtain, Yao Fan Huazi carefully looked at the new image in the water curtain, and showed a look of surprise after reading it, and then turned his face to look at Wang Jue and asked him for Yi Rong Dan.

"Uncle, it's not that I won't give it to you, it's just that I don't understand, what is the use of one more for uncle?"

Looking at Yao Fan Huazi's strange expression, Wang Jue was a little confused, and he didn't understand what the other party wanted Yi Rongdan to do.

After saying to Yao Fan Huazi, Wang Jue turned his face to look at Danxian again, and after taking a closer look, he spoke.

"My mantra has taught you, you can use it wherever you are, and you have brought Uncle Huazi to ruin, Sister Big Scissors, what are you doing for me to tell you! ”

After speaking, he sighed, and then looked at Yao Fan Huazi again, he asked the other party just now, and now he sees how the other party answers him.

"That's the case, I haven't married a wife in my forties, and when my life is stable, I also say that a daughter-in-law in a room, isn't it easier to eat Yirong Dan!" Yao Fan Huazi said the reason.

"No problem, it's a good thing, I'll give it to you now, one is a little less, one bottle!"

As he spoke, he raised his hand and patted the storage bag, took out a bottle of Yi Rong Dan, and handed it to Yao Fan Huazi.

"Uncle, to be honest, you look very handsome, although you are even more handsome after eating Yirong Dan, but this matter is a bit unauthentic, let the future aunt know, and you will settle accounts with me. ”

Wang Jue thought that Yao Fan Huazi was joking with him, but he didn't expect that he really took the elixir handed over, and Wang Jue immediately followed up with a few more words, which sounded like a joke, and after careful analysis, it seemed to be true.

"Wang Jue Shangxian rest assured, I definitely don't say that the elixir was given to me by you. Yao Fan Huazi assured Wang Jue.

"Uncle call me Wang Yu, don't call me my real name, it will be bad for someone with a heart to hear it. After hearing the other party call his name several times, Wang Jue immediately corrected it to Yao Fan Huazi.

"Yes, I was negligent, Wang Yu, look, there are two people standing at the door of your Dan Pharmacy, I look like Wandan Lakuz, that's right, it's him, and the one next to him is the palace housekeeper, you have also seen it. ”

The position where Yao Fan Huazi was sitting was just facing the door of the tavern, and through the door inadvertently, he could see the Dan Pharmacy across the street.

"Really, it seems that the housekeeper is right, the old guy is really in a hurry, the army attacking the Linhai Sect urgently needs the Zengyuan Dan, regardless of him, we will drink, and the dishes will be cold for a while. ”

Glancing outside, Wang Jue immediately retracted his gaze, the old guy is in a hurry if he is in a hurry, and it is good for him to die in a hurry, so Wang Jue is too lazy to rush to find him.

When Wang Jue was talking, Danxian poured four bowls of wine, no matter where he went, Erha's bowl of wine must be indispensable.

"Uncle, a toast to our acquaintance!" Wang Jue said to Yao Fan Huazi while holding the wine bowl.

"Thank you Wang Yu Shangxian, I will mess with you in the future. Yao Fan Huazi suddenly came out with such a sentence.

"No problem, the business here is done, I want to go back to the mainland, and my uncle will go with me, willing to leave my hometown?" Wang Jue asked Yao Fan Huazi.

"Dan Xian said that you are familiar with pulling pants, you can ask you to help me, I want to go back to a few of my shops, now I can't do it, I have also become a wanted target, and Tuwu City will definitely not be able to stay." Yao Fan Huazi said as if he didn't care.

"Uncle is right, I apologize to you for Sister Big Scissors, if it weren't for Sister Big Scissors, Uncle wouldn't be about to leave his hometown. Wang Jue said apologetically.

"It's far away to say this, people meet is fate, and I have fate with Danxian girl. Yao Fan Huazi picked up the wine bowl and dried it in one gulp.

"Pull your pants and come this way, this old thing, it's really haunting, occupying more than a dozen of my shops, and not giving me a tael of silver. Yao Fan Huazi said angrily.

Wang Jue looked out of the door, and sure enough, as Yao Fan Huazi said, he had already walked through the street with his pants and the housekeeper, and in a blink of an eye, he arrived at the door of the tavern, pushed the door and walked into the tavern.

"The old guy is going crazy for Lingdan, Uncle Huazi, you can pretend to be dumb for a while, maybe as soon as you speak, he will recognize you. Wang Jue told Yao Fan Huazi.

"Haha! Your Excellency the Half Immortal, you really have a sense of leisure! You don't call me if you drink here, don't mind if you come uninvited?

As soon as he entered the door, he pulled his pants and laughed at Wang Jue, Yao Fan Huazi nodded, the old guy had already come in, and he couldn't talk anymore.

"I don't mind, I don't mind at all, one more of you is not more, and one less of you is not less. Looking at the oncoming pants, Wang Jue immediately teased.

"I don't know if the old prince has arrived, the little sin deserves death!"

There was no one in the city who didn't know how to pull his pants, and his loud laughter immediately attracted the tavern owner, who kept nodding and bowing to the old fellow.

glanced at the tavern owner, pulled his pants and ignored him, walked straight to the opposite side of Wang Jue, pulled over a chair and sat down.

The tavern owner hurriedly ran into the back kitchen, and after a while, a dozen men came out of the back kitchen, each holding two plates of dishes.

"Damn! It seems that the old guy is my lucky star! As soon as you come, the boss will immediately change the table to a first-class banquet. Wang Jue said to the pants pulled across from him.

The table that had just come up had not moved, so I couldn't help but say that I directly asked the boss to order someone to change it, and the best table was re-arranged.

"Boss, I didn't say I wanted these dishes! I don't have the money to give you such extravagant dishes. While the boss hadn't left yet, Wang Jue said to him directly.

"You're polite, this table doesn't cost money, just a small filial piety to the old prince. The boss bowed and said.

"Your Excellency's elixir is all from Wang Jue's hands?" sent the tavern owner away, pulled his pants and asked Wang Jue directly.

"Isn't there a sign poking on the side of the store?

"It is precisely because I saw it that I asked Your Excellency the Half-Immortal for advice! Pull your pants and say politely.

"You don't seem to believe me, since you don't believe me, why are you in such a hurry to find me?" Wang Jue said coldly.

"Your Excellency the Half-Immortal misunderstood, and I just asked casually, and I didn't mean anything else. The old guy hurriedly accompanied the smiling face.

"What elixir do you plan to buy, and how many yuan stones you want to buy, let's talk about it first! Wang Jue still said expressionlessly.

"Three million yuan of stones, all of them have to increase the Yuan Dan, I don't know that Your Excellency Half Immortal has so much in his hands. When he asked this, the old man was a little apprehensive.