Brother Xiao with a poisonous tongue:

"She doesn't give you face, it's not because you're so ugly that you don't have a face."

Brother Xiao who drinks vinegar:

"Don't get it, think about the whole bald head, you're the best fit."

Brother Xiao, who protects the short:

"If she's red-eyed, I don't mind hitting a woman. If she sheds tears, you'll be a rat crossing the street. ”

Aggrieved Brother Xiao:

"Nana~ I'm so wronged, but I won't say it."

The most handsome brother:

"Yes, I play Honor of Kings."

"That must be Luna."

"I used to be the first Luna in my country."

"Now? The first Monkey King in the national service. ”

"Love at first sight is Luna, and the love of life is Luna."

"Yes, the two lu characters are different."

"Oh yes, my wife's name is Luna."

(You think the introduction looks like this?) No, you're wrong, the real profile is what it looks like! ）

After being together - at the end of the season, Lu Na asked Cheng Xiaoyuan: "Brother Xiao, has my star gone up?" Cheng Xiaoyuan: "It's on." ”

On the weekend, Lu Na stared at Cheng Xiaoyuan: "Brother Xiao, where is my strawberry-flavored cake?" Cheng Xiaoyuan: "Brought." ”

On Valentine's Day, Lu Na asked Cheng Xiaoyuan with a frown: "Brother Xiao, where is my chocolate?" The corners of Cheng Xiaoyuan's lips curled: "Stay in the trash can!" Hearing this, Lu Na immediately rushed into the kitchen, and when she came out, she had an extra kitchen knife in her hand and gritted her teeth: "Cheng Xiaoyuan!" Believe it or not, I cut you? The corners of Cheng Xiaoyuan's mouth tugged: "...... Letter. ”

Explode privacy in advance:

When dating online, Nana's king ID: eat an orange in one bite

Brother Xiao: Oranges

After the breakup, Nana: I have to peel oranges far away

Brother Xiao: Heartless Lu Nana

After the misunderstanding was cleared up and reconciled, Nana: I want to peel an orange

Brother Xiao: It's Nana's orange

Note: emmm...... It's a bit of an e-sports article.,But not exactly.,Because the protagonist is an online dating acquaintance from a game.,So a lot of plots may have to go to the game......

(If you don't like it, you should be able to take a detour when you see this...... If you like it, please support it! ）

Tags: Xianyan, from online dating to Benxian, from campus to wedding dress

PS: Look at the rusty love of the husband and wife, so rusty that you don't have the money to buy hydrochloric acid for them to rust!