And this groom, whom I don't know, is likely to have a certain understanding of the true purpose of this marriage, so he naturally knows the old guy's ability.

But even so, he chose to deal with the matter in this pebble-and-stone way...

What made him decide that he would rather die than obey them?

What if this happens to me? If they use Wang Yang's life to force me to obey them and marry another woman I don't like, then how should I deal with it?

Not to mention anything else, there must be something wrong with this "marriage" itself, so even if Lao Gu said that he just wanted me to be a stand-in, I can't agree, what if they are tricking me?

After figuring out these joints, I made up my mind and said, "That's not going to work!" Uncle Gu, how can this kind of lifelong event be child's play? As the old saying goes... It is... Only... By the way, we can do this, this brother just fainted, right? Third brother, you didn't strangle him to death, did you? That's good. Uncle Gu, do you remember the lame Chen Haobei? You see, Ah San and I can also be the crutches of this groom's official! Come, third brother, on my left and on your right, we will use ourselves as his two crutches! ”

As I spoke, I went to support the groom on the ground, and by the way, I secretly observed his face, which was very good, still very ruddy, and indeed not dead.

"I'm sorry brother, I'm also unable to protect myself now, and I can't help you too much..."

I pulled the groom and said silently in my heart.

Ah San didn't help me, just stood there and frowned, looking at me for a while, looking at Lao Gu for a while, and looking at the bride for a while.

Lao Gu walked up to me, squatted down and asked, "One thousand, you really don't want to?" I tried to make myself look big and said, "Of course I don't want to, how can I do this kind of thing?" Uncle Gu, you don't know, there is a saying in my hometown, if you mess with other people's newlyweds like this, then you will be cut off by the king of Hades if you die, and no matter how you reincarnate in the future, you can only be reincarnated as a eunuch. Uncle Gu, you don't want me to be like that, do you? And look at this bride... What's your surname? What do you call it? I don't know you at all, Uncle Gu, you can't be confused for a while. ”

Lao Gu said a little helplessly: "That is, you are completely unwilling?" ”

Seeing that Lao Gu's tone was not too resolute, I quickly nodded and said, "Well, this kind of thing lacks virtue and must not be done, this is a matter of principle." ”

After answering Lao Gu, I began to pat the groom's face, and said while patting: "Hey, wake up, on this happy day, why did you faint for no reason?" You're so happy and excited, aren't you? Ay! Wake up! Wake up! Your bride is still waiting for you. ”

Lao Gu stood up and sighed and said, "Alas, well, since you don't want to, I can't force you, then... Then let's stop here today, this pro won't be done first. ”

"Master Gu..."Ah San, Xiao Rou and several other people shouted unwillingly at the same time, and Lao Gu waved his hand and motioned for them not to speak.

The expressions of the audience under the stage are also a little not good-looking, think about it, the happy event of 'good' suddenly becomes like this, no one will be too happy, right?

Lao Gu seemed to see everyone's unhappiness and individual people's dissatisfaction, in order to take care of everyone's emotions, Lao Gu suddenly said: "Come! Listen to me, everybody! There are always episodes, so in this case, since everyone is here, then let's withdraw the wedding banquet and change it to a dinner, and everyone eats and drinks and takes care of the show, okay? ”

"Good!"

I was the only one in the audience who shouted hello, and no one else made a sound.

I quickly lowered my head a little embarrassed and continued to pretend to pat the groom's face, trying to wake him up.

Lao Gule signaled everyone not to care, they should eat and drink, and at the same time began to direct people to tidy up the stage, take the bride out of the venue and other trivial matters.

But no one paid attention to the groom who was still fainting except me.

I think for the bride's son, the biggest comfort today is that she didn't show her face the whole time, and with the protection of this cloth, at least it won't be too embarrassing.

Suddenly, the corners of the bridegroom's mouth moved slightly.

I don't know if it was my loud "good" that alarmed him, but I could see that Ah San really didn't make much effort just now, and he was going to use all his strength... And the bridegroom's neck was broken.

I didn't rush to tell others that the groom had woken up, lest people like Ah San faint again as soon as they heard that they were awake.

So I patted him and whispered, "Hey, wake up, are you awake?" If you wake up, listen to your buddy's advice, hurry up and continue to pretend to be dizzy, don't let them know that you are awake, otherwise you will really continue to faint. ”

I looked up and peeked at the people on the stage, the bride was about to enter the secret door under the leadership of Xiao Rou, and the sedan chair followed them, but it was carried forward in the opposite direction.

That is, the tail of the car is facing forward and the door is facing backwards.

"Where is this..."The bridegroom muttered quietly, but fortunately no one paid attention to me at this time, and I replied in a low voice: "Your wedding scene, you were too happy and fainted just now." ”

"The wedding scene," the groom repeated. I continued, "Ah, don't talk, take your time..."

The bridegroom closed his eyes and didn't say anything more, I didn't know what to do, so I kept holding him in this position.

"Can you help me back?" the bridegroom spoke again.

I thought about it and turned my head to find Lao Gu, but I found that I couldn't see him, only Ah San, who was already busy in the audience.

So I shouted at Ah San: "My third brother! Shall I send this bridegroom back first? Ah San glanced at me and said indifferently, "Oh, whatever you want." Then he went back to his business.

There were only two people on the stage, me and the groom, and seeing that there were two people dressed in costumes waiting to perform on stage, I thought to myself that I should really get him away.

I've got him gone, and I've got to come back and continue my studies.

Thinking of this, I helped him up, and then put one arm on my shoulder, and I wrapped my own arm around his waist.

"Dude, I'll take you home." I said.

"I'm sorry brother, I'm not going back." The bridegroom said.

Before I could react to what the groom meant, he suddenly pushed me away, then took out a switchblade, popped out the blade and shouted, "Lao Tzu is dead!" I won't listen to you! ”

"I'm rubbing! Robot cats?! What the hell are you hiding?! I subconsciously shouted.

Then, I saw that the bridegroom did not hesitate to sharpen the blade of the switchblade... It was pierced in his own stomach.

The expressions of everyone in the audience were very indifferent, and no one seemed to care about his life or death, until he was physically exhausted and involuntarily fell towards one of the five blessings, which caused a commotion...