Zhang Ting's return makes me painful and happy.

The painful thing is that Zhang Ting canceled my part-time job, and she served as a cashier, which is called cost saving, so my five hundred oceans are also in the soup, and the happy thing is that Zhang Ting has also become the resident ambassador of the Internet café, although it can only be viewed from a distance, and it is only secretly watched, which is also eye-catching.

So I was in a trance, is it money or someone else who is important?

I still had a little idea at first, a lonely man and a widow, plus I was a bit like her first boyfriend, would there be a spark, it turned out that I thought too much. Zhang Ting's arrival made the business of the Internet café boom, and the machines at night were not idle, and some people even wore headphones to listen to music after the night, and lay on the chair to watch Zhang Ting, in fact, most of the time, Zhang Ting had already slept at that point. It's just a big nymphomaniac. This also directly led to the fact that Zhang Ting and I had no chance to contact each other individually.

I don't think Zhang Ting really stumbled to this point, on the one hand, she has no place to live for the time being, and on the other hand, she may be avoiding Wang Xinggui, but after thinking about it carefully, it doesn't seem like it, Wang Xinggui should know the location of the Internet café, if she really wants to come to find it, she will come a long time ago.

After a few days, it was another rainy day.

I enjoyed the coolness brought by the raindrops, sat behind the host, watched a funny video, leaned forward and leaned back with laughter, Zhang Ting slapped the back of her head: "What's so good, your laughter is too low." ”

I said with a bitter face, "You won't let you see anything else." ”

"I warn you, delete all the messy little movies on the computer, and don't enter those bad websites, lest the computer crash again, do you hear?"

I blinked: "Sister, how do you know that bad websites can make computers crash, have you experienced it?" Also, how do you know I have a little movie? ”

"Do you know how to write dead words?"

I shut up immediately, Zhang Ting's arrival made my position in the Internet café plummet, and if she made a few scars on my handsome face by her fierce K, I would be even more shameless in the future.

"I'm going to eat chicken legs, buy me one." Blackmailing me has always been Zhang Ting's daily show.

I was stunned for a while: "Sister, don't you know that there is a kind of thing called takeout?" ”

"Don't you need money for food delivery? Do you think my sister's money was robbed? Zhang Ting was heartbroken.

When it came to robbing, I suddenly came to my senses: "Sister, with your hard work, it's a pity not to rob the bank." I'm going to the bank tonight. ”

"." Zhang Ting's Tyrannosaurus demeanor began to show, moving her wrist, "Why are you so lazy?" I didn't let you run out to buy it. ”

I sweated: "Sister, I can't drive." ”

"You think too much, I'm talking about electric cars, hurry up, otherwise it will rain heavily in a while."

I glanced at the cloudy sky outside the window, and from time to time there was a thunderstorm, and said with a dark face: "Sister, what should I do if I am struck by lightning?" ”

"You didn't do anything wrong, why did Lei want to hack you?"

"But...... I did. ”

Zhang Ting was interested: "What did you do?" ”

"I saw you sleeping last night when the door wasn't closed." Before I finished saying this, I had already rushed out, and I heard Zhang Ting gritting her teeth and shouting behind me, "You dead Xiang Ren, I want to eat ten chicken legs, and the money will be deducted from your salary!" ”

I didn't dare to beat me to death in the past, but now it's the norm, and it's fun to have a mouthful, and I know that days like this won't last long, so I cherish it very much.

rode a small electric donkey on a rampage, quickly killed a fried chicken restaurant, ordered a family bucket, and ordered four more big chicken legs, and just went out and bumped into a person.

"Wet your horse, blind you?" The other party opened his mouth and scolded.

I didn't bother to bother with him, and said I'm sorry, but the other party didn't give up, grabbed me by the shoulder, and then quarreled: "My, it's you, old ghost?" Wearing a helmet, Lao Tzu almost didn't recognize you, yo, and a pink helmet, why don't you wear a green helmet? ”

I took a closer look, and immediately I was happy, this girl's name is Huang Daxian, she was my best friend when she was in technical school, known as Huang Tai Sin, at that time, I didn't make trouble with me, after graduation, I heard that he went to the army, and he had no contact, but I didn't expect to see him here.

"the Great Immortal, I haven't seen you for so long, your mouth is still so stinky." I was also very happy to see him, and my mouth was also damaged, "I haven't seen you for a few years, you are ugly to a new height, you used to be miserable, but now you are miserable, and dogs are afraid when they see it." ”

"Are you afraid?" Daxian is used to messing with me, never angry, and sneering at each other, "Your kid's temperament has also changed, before you put it, someone scolded you, and you didn't kill people?" ”

"It's big, you always have to know what's good. Hey, when did you come back? ”

"It's been more than a year, and I haven't done anything serious, so I'm just talking nonsense, what about you?"

"I work as a webmaster in an Internet café."

Daxian was stunned for a moment, and laughed like thunder: "Internet café? No, old ghost, you can use a knife to cut people, you can touch yourself, I just can't think of what you look like when you repair the computer, come, give Ye Xiu an orchid finger. ”

", you." As she was talking, Zhang Ting's urging call came, and she could feel her fierceness across the ten-mile long street: "Xiang Ren, I'll give you another ten minutes, if you don't come back, don't come back!" ”

I shuddered: "Don't pull Daxian, the boss lady is crazy, I can't bear it, I will deduct my salary at every turn, mud horse, and if I deduct it again, I have to post it upside down." ”

I told Daxian the location of the Internet café and asked him to go and play with me, Daxian waved his hand and said very magnanimously: "Serve people's bowls, serve people's management, I understand, go." ”

Since I didn't know what level of rush Zhang Ting would make, I bought an ice cream watermelon at a fruit stall on the side of the road at my own expense, and then hurried back to the Internet café.

Seeing that my attitude was very sincere, Zhang Ting was very satisfied, and didn't care that I came back late, and rewarded me with a chicken leg as if feeding the dog, and said, "I decided that I would pay half of the price for this meal." ”

I looked at her in amazement, silently grabbing the chicken legs, I was so grateful to Dade.

Seeing me kill the chicken legs and fight with the chicken bones, Zhang Ting was surprised: "You don't even let go of the chicken bones?" ”

"I'm happy, I like to eat bones, what's wrong?" I replied angrily.

Zhang Ting weakly handed me the chicken bones in her hand: "Sister loves you, give it to you." ”

I'm completely devastated, I can't live this day!

"Don't be so stingy." Zhang Ting took out 500 Asian dollars from the cash register and gave it to me, "Take it and buy a few new clothes." ”

I was filled with joy and sorrow: "Sister, thank you, how many clothes can you buy for 500 yuan?" ”

I deliberately bit the "few" very hard, Zhang Ting disagreed: "I've seen it, there are twenty-one on the stall, if you are willing, you can buy twenty-five." ”

...... "I don't know what to say, take me as a two-five, I don't understand, people are sanda champions, and the force value is not as good as her, even if she is not an opponent now, she is defeated!"

I took the money and bit the chicken bone again, and I heard the voice of the big immortal: "My, old ghost, you lack calcium?" ”

I didn't expect him to come, and I was embarrassed in an instant: "Recently, my teeth are not sharp, and my mouth is not good, and I am grinding." ”

Daxian laughed, handed over a cigarette and said, "Introduce you to a friend, Wu Xin!" ”

There was a young man behind him, who looked quiet, even a little shy, and smiled at me: "Hello. ”

I nodded and asked Daisen, "Have you eaten it?" Two mouthfuls? ”

Daxian has never been polite to me in this regard, and he is not pretentious at all: "You don't have to go too far, just the crayfish at the door." ”

", the lobster is expensive, you have to eat it until I go bankrupt!" I said as I walked out.

"Wait a minute." Zhang Ting suddenly called me.

I stopped, thinking that she was going to play the boss's prestige, but I didn't think that she would stuff me with another thousand Asian yuan: "Don't be too shabby when you entertain friends, go to the upper grade on the hour." ”

My heart was hot, but I said with a mouth: "Hilton is high-grade, this is not enough." ”

Although Daxian is chaotic, sometimes it is still very reliable, such as now, saying: "Sister, I don't pay attention to this with the old ghost, and I can blow two bottles of chicken bones on just one chicken bone." ”

I was embarrassed and pushed Daxian: "Say no less, I'm ashamed, you look good?" ”

"The point is, if you're not ashamed, I can't see where to go."

I was speechless: "Brother, it's good to look good and don't match you, okay?" ”

Daxian smiled, and suddenly said to Zhang Ting: "Sister, I see that you are also a friend enough, why don't you go together?" ”

Zhang Ting was also amused by Daxian and said, "You have a sister, am I that old?" Punish you for blowing a bottle! ”

I was shocked: "Sister, he is a drunkard, you punish him for drinking, which is exactly what he wants." ”

Daxian said very cooperatively: "Sister, can I punish myself with two bottles?" ”

I didn't say it, so I called the boss to serve two crayfish, one spicy and one garlic, and then put two cold salads first, and then talk about it.

Daxian really punished himself with two bottles, and the spitting star flew wildly and said proudly: "Sister, you are an old ghost friend, that is, my friend, we will come often in the future, come, do one!" ”

Daxian's self-acquaintance made me speechless, and corrected: "She is my boss, and besides, don't come often in the future, I will really go bankrupt, let me save some money to marry my daughter-in-law." ”

Daxian was stunned: "Did I eat one of your daughter-in-law's fingers in this bite?" Shall I eat another one? ”

I don't know what else to say, so I took the wine bottle and touched it with Wu Xin: "Anyway, it's food, you can't cheap him." ”

Zhang Ting smiled and said: "I don't have to marry a daughter-in-law, it's mine tonight, you can eat hard, just be happy!" ”

"It's still a girl, old ghost, learn a little."

"You know Mao, this money will definitely be deducted from my salary in the future."

"My, can you have a little interest, money is life, life is a dog's hanging, spend it and earn it, just your salary, you can marry a daughter-in-law at the age of ninety, the question is, by that time you will marry a hairy meaning?"

"That seems to make sense, then...... Can it be neat? ”

"Whole! It must be whole! Daxian raised his neck, "Boss, slip a little, hurry up!" ”

Mutual burial is the style of me and Daxian, a few bottles of beer are in the stomach, Zhang Ting is also familiar, and asks: "Daxian, why do you always call him an old ghost?" ”

Daxian was serious: "Look at his name, Xiang Ren, like a human, then he is not a human, isn't he a ghost?" ”

Zhang Ting laughed, and I buried Daxian: "As far as you can lose color, are you still qualified to say about me?" ”

Daxian shook his head: "You don't understand, what men pay attention to is not ugly and handsome, but temperament, you?" No, the temperament is a little worse than mine. ”

Well, I'm not a little bit close, I surrender.

At this time, suddenly an electric van stopped in front of the Internet café, and more than a dozen young people carrying steel pipes rushed down from the car!