Change the scene, change the audience, Chungui continued to tell the joke.

"The three princes laughed when they heard this, and said that this trick was naughty, calling her 'female monkey', and the trick man said to him, 'Since the three are male monkeys, the concubine is naturally a female monkey'."

"Madame understands the joke?" Lan Ting was a little unsure of Mrs. Shen's humor.

Chungui shook his head repeatedly: "I understood, I understood, I laughed crookedly, saying that the trick would use the biography of the girl as an excuse, no wonder the three princes laughed and scolded naughty, saying that she was a female monkey, and the trick immediately thought of homophony, laughed back, and was so eloquent that he was serious...... Madame was so happy that she almost didn't notice that I had only half told the joke, not to mention that the earlier question had been thrown out of the clouds. ”

"I can probably think of the other half of Huihui's next joke." Lan Ting seems to be confident.

Chungui pretended not to believe it, picked up a handkerchief but wiped it on his ears, and used his actions to show "listening to his ears".

Didn't Huihui say that the woman didn't know how to be witty, and blindly hoped that others would praise her for being witty? The woman didn't even understand the humor of the joke, but thought of following suit, showing her humor, and amusing her family. As a result, when the family banquet was held, she deliberately delayed it, and it should be her mother-in-law who asked her why she was late, and she said that she was reading, and her mother-in-law asked what book she was reading, and she said that she was reading a book. ”

Chun Gui himself smiled crookedly to the side, and couldn't stop bowing his head: "That's it, when I saw this, I put myself in a different situation with the mother-in-law, and I didn't realize that my daughter-in-law's words were funny, but I was suspicious, how could I look at the girls in a good manner, and I even delayed the family banquet for this." ”

"I think at the family banquet, everyone must be looking at each other, not knowing the woman's intentions, the woman is probably also wondering, why no one called her 'female monkey', so how can the joke continue, it should be to the servant girl next to her, the maid can also understand, cheering and saying, 'The master mother is really naughty, is a female monkey', the woman was relieved, and responded, 'If I am a female monkey, then everyone sitting here will be male monkeys'."

However, none of the woman's family members or princesses, the homophony is out of correspondence, so naturally there is no laughing, only it seems that this woman's brain is not squeezed out, so she does not choose to speak.

The joke that Chungui originally knew was retold from Lan Ting's mouth, but she was still amused to laugh for a while, only to feel that half of her body was weak, so she didn't want to continue to sit down, and invited Lan Ting to take a walk after dinner, while talking about Fei's calculation today: "I think Mrs. Xue should not be involved in the battle of Fenzhou officialdom, between our family and Hu Duan, we should be treated equally when communicating, but Mrs. is frank, and when she is ridiculed by Fei, she will be angry and lose her bearing, even if Mrs. Xue doesn't think that Fei can be friends, I am afraid that she will be prejudiced against Mrs. I don't think it's worth getting close to. ”

"What Mrs. has always cared about is that the foundation of the family is shallow, and the most angry others talk about the Yuguo Mansion is to rely on the queen mother to be prominent and rich, but this is actually a fact, and she is angry when she is ridiculed by two sentences, and in the eyes of Mrs. Xue, she is suspected of being narrow-minded." Lan Ting also analyzed.

"I also listened to Mrs. Ji's gossip before, and I knew that a famous lady like Mrs. Xue would not usually show her likes and dislikes in public, so even if she could see that Fei's was nothing more than a vassal and elegant person, just like the woman who expected to be witty in my joke, she didn't know how to pretend to understand many things, but as long as Fei's surface could be maintained, Mrs. Xue would not debunk it, let alone express her disgust." Chungui said with a smile: "That's why I repeatedly provoked the Fei family today, so that she couldn't even maintain the surface, and at the same time told Madame that there is no need to be vassally elegant and exhaustively to welcome Mrs. Xue, it is better to be honest, at least naturally straightforward." Madame is generous, and Fei's despicability is more and more obvious, it is already so obvious, of course Mrs. Xue must draw a line with her, otherwise she will not be affected by Fei's and fall behind. ”

Especially when the Fei family said, "I thought that Mrs. Xue would alienate the real family for the two of you", it forced Mrs. Xue to have to be with her in the Chu River and Han realm.

"In the final analysis, Fei is still stupid, she has half of Mrs. Xue's knowledge and bearing, no matter how much I calculate, it is useless." Spring return summary.

Lan Ting looked at her and smiled: "Madame asked you about the ingenuity in this, and Huihui couldn't say that Madame had lost her temperament and didn't know how to communicate with these ladies of the world, so she made that joke to meet the situation." ”

"Madame laughed and passed, and her attention was reduced by half, I am afraid that I realized a few points again, and I didn't get to the bottom of it anymore, after all, Mrs. was generous and didn't care about me." Putting aside the old case of Lan Ting's biological mother, which was full of doubts, Chun Gui really thinks that Mrs. Shen's mother-in-law is already a very good person, she is an aunt of the Son of Heaven, and she usually does not put on a high shelf, even if she is suspected of using herself, compared to the old lady Gu and her former uncle, grandmother, Gu and others, then when I use you, I will humiliate you and trample on your face, Mrs. Shen is indeed much more cute.

Lan Ting agreed: "Madame is indeed not scheming, as long as she feels your kindness, she will not hold on to the details." ”

The two of them didn't notice it while talking, they had already circled the yard several times, and a shower during the day made the flower mud still have a little moisturizing air at night, and the spring return was a little careless, so the corners of the skirt were wet, she slightly pulled it up and shone on the moonlight, and didn't care when she saw that it wasn't a stain, but this special move attracted Lan Ting's attention, so she naturally took a few steps around and leaned over to look.

"I thought it was muddy, it was fine, it was just rain."

Chun Gui let go of his hand as he spoke, but he suddenly felt that the act of raising the skirt corner did not seem to be very elegant, and he didn't expect Lan Ting's hand to reach this side, but the skirt corner "slipped away" and directly reached her hand.

Lan Ting felt that the woman's fingertips were still stained with the dampness of the rain, and the cool touch made his sudden embarrassment disappear suddenly, and he just wanted to simply hold his hand like this and continue the family heirloom health preservation technique of "eliminating food" after meals a few times.

"Nothing to do, nothing to be serious, look at it, only water stains and no mud." Chun Gui didn't seem to change his face and his heart didn't beat, he turned his hand and spread out Lan Ting's fingers, and let him check for himself that his fingers were not soiled by her.

Does he have such a cleanliness fetish?

But before she could question, the woman's little hand had completely escaped, and she stood in the moonlight, tilting her cheeks slightly, and her smile seemed to be a little cunning.

Lan Ting smiled and turned away.

He thought that the two of them had gradually become more comfortable, it seems that Chungui is still not completely used to it, too, in the matter of skin kiss, women should indeed be more reserved than men, uh, skin kiss, why did he suddenly think of these four words?

Because of the sudden hand-holding, I actually thought of the kiss of the skin and the joy of the bed?

It's over, Uncle Zhao feels that his innocence in the past seventeen years has been ruined, could it be that he is such an impure person in his bones?

Uncle Zhao only felt that his ears and temples were hot, and he peeked at the spring return.

Fortunately, the woman was still smiling under the moonlight.

Chun Gui really didn't notice that Lan Ting suddenly had that immoral thought, she not only started to continue walking, but also smirked and smirked and suddenly raised her hand and slapped her head, making a "bang" sound.

"I rushed not to say a bunch of things that I didn't have, but I forgot the thing that should have been mentioned!" Since getting married, it seems that his memory is getting worse and worse, no wonder some old people say "one pregnancy is stupid for three years"...... As soon as this thought passed, Chungui gave himself another look.

As a result, he hit hard this time, and almost screamed in pain.

What is a stupid pregnancy for three years, although she has already worshiped the church, but in essence, she is still a boudoir woman, how can she suddenly think of such a shameful thing, it must have been inadvertently holding hands just now, and she was frightened!

"How?" Lan Ting inexplicably saw Chun Gui hit herself on the forehead twice, and re-touched it at once, thinking that it was so important to be forgotten.

"Nothing to do, no choice of words."

"Huh?" Lan Ting became more and more confused.

Chungui almost wanted to cry without tears.

What to say, she clearly only thought about it in her heart, and there was no exit at all, it seems that the fright is really unbearable, and people have become demented.

"What the hell is Huihui trying to tell me?" Lan Ting stopped his steps, he suddenly couldn't help it, moved his feet forward, and leaned over like a joke......

Chungui suddenly felt a hot breath spread from his forehead all over his spine, and even the soles of his feet seemed to be hot all of a sudden.

He, he, what did he do? How could he do such a thing?!