"If you have time to help me calculate a hexagram now, let alone a little honey roast chicken, I will buy you a honey dinosaur!" Naturally, I'm going to carry out the fool to the end, anyway, I can't pay taxes by bragging about it, what are I afraid of. As long as I can make my sister happy, help me analyze the card, even if I was scorched by lightning because of my blindness, I will never blink.

"Pull me down, you want to kill me! Even the honey dinosaurs are out! You're only four years old, huh? So easy to deceive! Well, no, did you say it was drawn by a four-year-old girl? Who is she? Seeing that you are so concerned, could it be your illegitimate daughter? Do you mean that I am already an aunt? My sister asked, as if she had suddenly remembered something, and stared at me with a wicked smile.

"You're a big-headed ghost? How dare you destroy my innocence! I don't have any girlfriends, and I'm still unmarried, where did I get an illegitimate daughter! I'm a young and promising well-known barrister, be careful that my six relatives don't admit it, and sue you for false accusations! Hum! I immediately pretended to be more wronged than Dou E and denied it, and in the end, I also threatened her "viciously".

"My good brother, am I wrong? You are the famous Su Feiyang Su barrister, how can you meet me like a little woman? Since you won the national commercial fraud lawsuit four years ago, you have become a super dark horse in the legal profession! No one would have imagined that this lawsuit, which even many gold medal barristers gave up one after another, would be won by you, an unknown junior, and become famous overnight! Now that I think about it, my sister is proud of you! My sister replied with a pretended fear on her face, admiring and proud when she mentioned the lawsuit I had become famous for four years ago.

"Alright! Don't be a sycophant. Hurry up and start a hexagram! I'm waiting for the results. I couldn't wait to urge.

"You know that you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry? You've got to let me take a closer look at this card first, right? Don't you still have twenty skewers of barbecue to eat? Then eat yours, drink yours, and I'll slowly tell you about it while I study it. After speaking, my sister took the card and looked at it carefully.

"Okay, my half-fairy sister, count it slowly, but you try to hurry up, don't wait until that four-year-old girl is so old that you have to call grandma when you see it, then the daylilies will be cold." I opened another bottle of beer and said with a wicked smile as I drank it.

"Cut! No matter how old she is, I can't call her grandma, right? Do you have a little common sense! Dislike! Ignore you! "My sister gave me a blank look and ignored me.

About five minutes later, I had already eliminated all the kebabs, and after drinking two more bottles of beer, my sister finally pointed to the card and began to analyze it for me: "Considering that you are my own brother, without those politeness, I will avoid unnecessary spiritualist chanting, as well as tedious and lengthy hexagram rituals and opening remarks, what is the spirit of heaven and spirit, what is open to sesame seeds, I will not go into detail one by one, and directly talk about the key points......

"Stop! Aren't you still rambling a lot? Next time, this sentence can be waived, or I have the right to sue you for murder! I interrupted my sister impatiently.

"What does this have to do with murder?" My sister glared at me puzzled and asked, as if she didn't want to make her speak again.

"Because you're wasting my time, and time is life, do you think you're murdering me?" The corners of my mouth rose slightly, and I said proudly.

"You ......" The corners of my sister's mouth twitched, speechless, and seemed to hate me extremely much, "Okay, let's stop arguing with you, let's get down to business, did you just say that this little card was drawn by a four-year-old girl?" ”

"Yes, I said that it took a long time to draw in the kindergarten during the day, and I saw that she had a thick stack of small cards in her hand, as if she came out every night to send cards to her father. As for the portrait drawn, it was her father, whom she had never met. I replied truthfully.

"Never met? So how could she have painted so distinctively? And I can see that she is really careful when she paints, and if she has never met each other, then when she paints, someone around her must be telling her that these characteristics are. My sister analyzed.

"It must be that her mother often talked about her father's characteristics in front of her, so she was very impressed, and she painted it like this, right?" I speculated.

"It's not just the features, I can see that this card should also contain some kind of expectation and desire of the little girl. I'm amazing, right? ”

"Less smelly and beautiful, say it quickly!" I'm getting a little impatient.

"Don't say that this portrait is really interesting, you can listen to me and analyze it for you. First of all, let me tell you about the two yellow windmills in her hair, which feel very spiritual and intelligent, so if I am not mistaken, her father should be like you, with a double whirlpool on his head. My sister pointed to the two windmills on the card.

"That's right! How could I not have thought of it! It's kind of interesting! Sister, you go on to analyze. I suddenly realized, thinking that there are not many people with two whirlpools on my head, but it can be regarded as a unique trait. It's just that I didn't expect her dad to be two whirlpools like me.

"The two eyes on the next avatar are so funny, they are actually two women's heads with rich expressions, one big and one small, the big eye on the left is laughing, and the small eye on the right is obviously crying. I think this should indicate that the little girl expects her father to only have her and her mother in his eyes, the big avatar represents her mother, and the small avatar represents herself. ”

"It makes sense, so what does it mean for an avatar to laugh and cry?" After listening to my sister's analysis, I also think it should be in line with the little girl's mind, obviously she expects her father to only see their mother and daughter, but I still can't understand why she cries and laughs.

"As for crying and laughing, I think it's probably not the little girl who can think of it herself, but her mother was a little overinvested in talking about her father, and inadvertently told some of her own wishes. After hearing this, the little girl drew it according to her own understanding. This needs to be understood in conjunction with how the eyebrows are drawn. You see that the eyebrows of this avatar are one blue and one pink, two arms holding hands, don't they represent a man and a woman? In other words, whether her mother is laughing or crying, she hopes to have her father by her side, and holding hands can also be understood as never leaving. ”

"Sister! It seems that you haven't studied psychology in vain, and your analysis is decent. I see that these two female heads representing eyes are one big and one small, the big one is laughing, and the little one is crying, can it also be understood that the little girl expects herself and her mother to smile more in the eyes of her father, and cry as little as possible? "I also boldly analyzed it.

"The children can be taught! I'll take care of you, apprentice! Congratulations on becoming a closed disciple of this demi-immortal! My sister congratulated me exaggeratedly.

"Go aside! You big-headed ghost! Give you some color and you'll dye it red, huh? Say you're fat, and you're gasping! Less nonsense, let's continue to analyze! I glanced at my sister with great contempt, took a big sip of beer and continued to urge her to analyze.

The lower lips are shaped like two red peppers wrestling together, and there are many brown cartoon round worms around them, gathering in twos and threes, as if shouting and cheering. This part is not difficult for you to guess, right? It's just your personal hobby, right? Try to analyze it and let the teacher listen. It can also be regarded as giving you a chance to exercise. I've already hinted at you, I think you can think of it, right? My sister handed me the card and said with a weird smile.

Does it mean that her father also loves chili peppers? But what are those little round bugs? Does it mean that you love chili peppers? Even if you eat a mouth full of acne, you have to eat it! Do you want to express a firm belief that you will love even if you die? "I tried to analyze and analyze, after all, the pepper is very intuitive and easy to guess, but I can't think of those little dots. Still, I laughed wickedly and made a fool of myself.

"You're the one who loves chili peppers when you die! So how could a simple little girl think so cheesy? You're such a stupid guy! Can't you even think of it? You don't often add spicy and spicy! Aren't those little brown dots just peppercorns! It shows that the little girl's dad also likes spicy flavors, exactly like you! Ha ha! My sister smacked me the head, obviously thinking I was too stupid, and looking at her look of contempt, it seemed that it was difficult to vent her hatred without standing at the table and stomping on me a few times.

"That's right! I didn't think of it! My sister really woke up the dreamer with a word! As the saying goes, listening to my sister is better than reading a decade-old newspaper! Little brother, I admire and admire! What is the description of the moustache-like pattern drawn on the top of the lips? I slapped the table and continued to exaggerate the compliment.

"Since it's a waste newspaper, then don't listen to it! Dislike! My sister feigned anger.

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding! Even if it is a scrapped newspaper, it is only scrapped after the emperor's imperial review, and it is definitely a priceless treasure! Please also ask the half-immortal sister to see with me. Continue to analyze the beard. I quickly apologized to my sister in flattering words.

"Humph! Less in this set! Then I'll go on, don't steal me again! Actually, the two hairs above the lips look like beards, and on the left are two long black whiskers, which I think represent chopsticks. And the two on the right are strangely shaped like bones, don't you think they look like a pair of knives and forks? My sister snatched the picture and looked at it a few times, then pointed to the card and explained.

"Oh, that's true! After your prompt, if I look at it again, don't say it's really like a knife and fork. Could it be that the beards on these two sides represent Chinese and Western food? So what does that mean? I replied suddenly.

"I guess the little girl hopes that in the future her father can take her and her mother to eat delicious food, whether it is Chinese or Western food, let them both eat to their heart's content. It's also possible that it wasn't a knife and fork, or that it represented something she loved to eat. For example, fritters, or maybe it's really a bone, maybe it's because she's a dog? My sister said thoughtfully.