Chapter 2: The Wedding Night
Looking at this stupid and anxious look, Fang Tian thought to himself, it's cheaper for you, and there has never been a man who has slept in my bed.
"However, how to sleep, I'll arrange it, you are not allowed to bargain!" After speaking, Fang Tian went to bed and began to work on his masterpiece - making the bed.
The fool probably didn't know what bargaining was, so he looked up at him, poof, he tilted his head, his fingertips poked at his head, and he looked puzzled.
"Okay, okay, I don't want to, up. Bed, I made the bed. The silly husband walked to the side of the bed and looked at the bed being divided into several places by his daughter-in-law, "Daughter-in-law, what is this quilt rolled up in the middle for?" ”
"Well...... the one in the middle...... It's to protect you. I sleep very unsteadily, especially when I sleep with others, as soon as I fall asleep, I am very easy to hit people, not the kind of light beating, I will hit very hard, so heavy that I have to go to live ......, eh, so I sleep alone. Fang Tian couldn't wait to slap himself in the mouth, and he almost said something wrong.
"I slept with you today, and I was afraid that I would hurt you at night, so I added this." Fang Tian lied without blinking, and his face was sincere.
"Come up quickly, but don't take off your clothes, and, you, sleep over there!" Fang Tian put on his own appearance and took a look at the fool's reaction by the way.
When the fool heard his daughter-in-law's words, he immediately did so, and after lying on the bed, he looked at Fang Tian and said, "Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, I'm not afraid that you will beat me, daughter-in-law, you are so thin, I am so strong, if you hit me, I will definitely not hurt." Daughter-in-law, if you want to beat me in the future, I will never fight back! ”
"Daughter-in-law, did you sleep alone when you were young? When I was young, I was afraid that the black lady would sleep with me from time to time, and in the future, I will sleep with you, is my daughter-in-law okay? Fang Tian was stunned for a moment.
"Go to sleep, you, what a fool!" Fang Tian reacted and patted his forehead with a smile.
Fang Tian has indeed been an orphan since he was a child, and after crossing over, he learned that he had an older brother and sister-in-law, and he was overjoyed, thinking about regaining consciousness quickly, but he gave himself a blow to the head the next moment, but fortunately, he wittily broke off relations with them.
"Coo" There is a bird cry outside the window, and the night is late and quiet.
"Daughter-in-law, it's so nice, gentle and beautiful......" Fang Tian was just about to fall asleep, when he heard the fool muttering and went to see him, as a result, he turned over and turned his back to Fang Tian.
"Well, don't tell me you're talking in your sleep, heh, this fool sleeps so fast."
Although, I crossed over, neither a young lady, nor did I meet any prince, so I only met a fool and married him, but, this fool is not bad, and it is not as stupid as I imagined, so let's make do with it first.
"Hmm......" The stupid Xianggong turned over again, but this time he was facing Fang Tian.
Fang Tian carefully looked at the stupid face this time.
The slanted sword eyebrows, the tall nose, the thin and lightly pursed lips, the angular outline, and even the eyelashes are so long and so dense, they are simply perfect, no, no, no, this fool's eyes are godless, if he looks at me with such affectionate gaze, then I will immediately pounce on it and eat. Dry and clean. It's exciting to think about, oops, so much, so much......
Eh, what am I doing, don't be a nymphomaniac at this time, just now, but I was almost eaten. Dry and clean. What am I thinking! How could I be a fool and ...... Even if he's handsome, I can't just be so, ah! God, I'm not going to fall to this!
The night, in Fang Tian's entanglement, passed quietly.
The next day, early in the morning.
"Mom!"
"Boom!"
"Daughter-in-law, my butt hurts......"
"You deserve it, what did you say you did just now, didn't I say it, you can't go beyond the quilt in the middle, but you gave me a surprise early in the morning, no, it's a fright." Fang Tian hugged the quilt and stood on the bed, with one hand on his waist and the other pointing at the stupid minister.
"I, I just, just got up, and I stared at you for a while when I saw that you hadn't gotten up, but I didn't expect you to wake up......," the silly man said, his voice getting smaller and smaller, and his head getting lower and lower, and he was about to turn into an ostrich.
In other words, the reason for the two voices just now was that as soon as Fang Tian opened his eyes, he saw that there was a person staring at him in front of him, laughing while watching, and the saliva could flow to his face.
Immediately, Fang Tian shouted, sat up, kicked his long legs, and kicked the stupid Xianggong out of bed.
"I, then you can't either, look at it so much, and laugh so obscenely, I thought it was a big fool? Oh no, forgot, you meant to be. After Fang Tian said this, he was full of depression, and he could only raise his head and look at the roof, not knowing what to think.
"Daughter-in-law, I, I'm ......"
You are more like a daughter-in-law than me, Fang Tian couldn't help but complain in his heart.
"Daughter-in-law, my mother said that after waking up this morning, I will go to her room to pour tea." The stupid husband looked at his daughter-in-law and whispered, for fear that his daughter-in-law would be unhappy.
By the way, I'm already married, and I'm going to have tea this morning. Fang Tian reluctantly glanced at the roof again, and just wanted to look at the fool, his glasses glanced over the bed, and suddenly remembered something.
I saw Fang Tian "brushing" the quilt and sheets, and then pinched up a small white square scarf.
Looking at this little square scarf, Fang Tian breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, fortunately he thought of this, otherwise it would be a shame if others knew about it. Especially the mother-in-law who seems to be weak but is actually violent, that can only be like that.
Fang Tian spread the square scarf on the table, and then said softly to the stupid Xianggong, "Xianggong, are you afraid of bloodshed?" Seeing Fang Tian open her big eyes, flashing and gentle, especially the first time she called herself "Xianggong", the stupid Xianggong hurriedly replied excitedly, "Don't be afraid, not afraid!" ”
"yes, then I'll ...... Ahh......h
"Ahh
That's all done.
"Daughter-in-law, you can't, can't you light......" The fool blew on his fingers that had just escaped from his daughter-in-law's teeth.
"You said you weren't afraid, so ......, but, don't tell your mother later, this is a little secret between the two of us, if you reveal it, I don't want you to call me a daughter-in-law."
"Don't, don't, I must not tell my mother, this is our little secret, it belongs only to me and my daughter-in-law, hehe......" Fang Tian lowered his head and looked at the bright red blood stains on the square scarf, and a trace of heaviness flashed in his heart.
"Daughter-in-law, my mother used to comb my hair by herself when I got up, but today are you okay with me, okay~" The fool gently pinched the corner of Fang Tian's clothes and shook it.