Our University Chapter 1
After going to college, Meng Ningzhe and Feng Jing can be said to be one of the most hated couples in the school. Because the ratio of men and women in B is not coordinated, there are seven men and three women. There are fewer resources for girls, and even fewer resources for good-looking girls. It's hard to come to the two good-looking, one is going to leave by Liu Mingxuan, who is big X, and the other is going to be left by Meng Ningzhe, what do you say a big boy can do! Most girls don't have any resentment towards Feng Jing, because Feng Jing is popular. But it is inevitable that some people can't eat grapes, say that grapes are sour, and chew the root of other people's tongues.
One day, when the two were eating in the cafeteria, they suddenly heard three girls next door chatting about gossip, and the voice was for fear that others would not hear it.
Girl A: "Have you heard about the freshmen at our school?" ”
Girl B: "What's the matter?" Isn't it the one named Meng Ningzhe and Feng Jing?"
Girl A: "Not really! I heard that Meng Ningzhe and Feng Jing were together when they were in high school, and what else did they do! ”
Girl C: "Really? Then this Feng Jing doesn't know self-respect and self-love too much! ”
Girl B said, "Not really! I heard that Feng Jing also gave Meng Ningzhe two tires! ”
Hearing this, Meng Ningzhe almost didn't lift the table to brainwash the three girls, but was stopped by Feng Jing.
"Jingjing, don't stop me, I won't kill her, I won't be surnamed Meng!"
"Ning Zhe, those who are clear are self-purifying, and those who are turbid are self-turbid. Leave them alone. ”
After speaking, Feng Jing continued to eat, although she was very aggrieved, she didn't want to affect Meng Ningzhe's mood.
Meng Ningzhe felt very uncomfortable when he saw Feng Jing's reaction. So, he took out his phone and posted an article on the school forum.
Tranquil youth [landlord]:
I heard some rumors about me and my girlfriend Feng Jing in the cafeteria today, such as: we were together, had a relationship, and had a baby in high school. I hereby declare that this is all fake, my girlfriend and I confessed to her after graduating from high school that we were together, and we didn't have a relationship, at most we just kissed. So those who spread rumors, please respect yourself! It's because she won't let me, if there is a next time, I don't care if anyone stops me, whether you are a girl or not, I will definitely do it with you.
As soon as this post came out, many students immediately posted to express their support for Meng Ningzhe, and a few students from the computer department hacked the monitoring of the school cafeteria, and looked at what the few girls sitting next to Meng Ningzhe and Feng Jing looked like, so that they passed various methods to hack their computers, and it happened to be the end of the semester recently, and these senior brothers in the computer department deleted the papers of these three girls, and they deleted them completely, and they couldn't find the kind that they couldn't find back.
In fact, a few students in the computer department of the People's Republic of China originally just wanted to see what the people who chewed people's tongues and said nonsense looked like, but after looking at their appearances, they found that they were the three girls who often made trouble for the school, knew how to worship money every day, knew nothing but chewed people's tongues, and spent money to get into B University, and then they hacked their computers. Tell me how annoying these three women must be!
After the forum incident, those who couldn't eat grapes and said that grapes were sour all stopped.
Meng Ningzhe's biggest hobby is playing basketball, so as long as there is no class, he either accompanies Feng Jing or plays basketball. One day, while he was playing basketball, his phone rang. Seeing that the caller ID was Nan Yi, he answered the phone.
"Nanyi, what's wrong?"
"That Liu Mingxuan is coming in a while, you help me drag it for a while, I'll put on makeup and see him again!"
"It's not like he hasn't seen you without makeup, what kind of makeup are you wearing?"
"You don't understand! You just drag it for me, or I'll stop you from meeting her every day in the future! ”
"Okay, I'll help you stop Liu Mingxuan. You really know my weakness! ”
After speaking, he hung up the phone and sent a text message to Liu Mingxuan.
"Liu Mingxuan, your daughter-in-law asked me to tell you that when I came over, I bought four bottles of cold skin and four bottles of water, she is now in class with Feng Jing and the others, and she can't reply to you." - Meng Ningzhe.
After sending the message, I went back to playing basketball.
Originally, Liu Mingxuan had already arrived at the gate of their school, and after searching for Meng Ningzhe's text message, he went to the snack street 1,000 meters away from B University and bought four servings of cold skin, two bottles of Coke and two bottles of juice. As soon as he bought all the things, Meng Ningzhe's text message came again.
"Just come to the gazebo! Walk slowly, not in a hurry. ”
After reading the text message, Liu Mingxuan walked to Big B, and finally 20 minutes later, he came to the gazebo of Big B.
Liu Mingxuan looked at Meng Ningzhe and Feng Jing who were kissing me (in fact, Feng Jing was wiping Meng Ningzhe's sweat, and Meng Ningzhe kissed Feng Jing. Rolled his eyes. said: "I bought cold skin and water, and I co-authored it just to see you two show affection here." What about Nanyi? ”
"Your Nanyi called me and asked me to hold you back, saying that she was going to put on makeup, and I had no choice but to do it."
"Why is she wearing makeup? It's not like I haven't seen her without makeup. ”
"That's what I said, and she said I didn't understand."
"Don't say you don't understand, I don't understand either. By the way, Feng Jing, do you know why? ”
(sign language): "Nanyi saw a makeup tutorial on the Internet two days ago, and then I bought a lot of cosmetics to surprise you. ”
"Yo! Liu Mingxuan, you're very lucky! In this way, give me the cool skin and water, Feng Jing and I will stay away for a while, and let you see the first side of the makeup of the family alone. ”
After speaking, he took Liu Mingxuan and the drink from Liu Mingxuan, and then left with Feng Jing, in fact, it was not considered to leave, but came to another pavilion. Then the two began to feed each other cold skins. This really caused the passing students to eat a large mouthful of dog food.
Liu Mingxuan waited in the pavilion for a long time, and finally a girl with a similar height to Nanyi but a masked face came. Liu Mingxuan looked at this girl with a blanket look on his face, and asked, "Sister, who are you?" ”
Then, the girl who was called "eldest sister" by Liu Mingxuan rolled his eyes, took off the thing used to cover her face, and then grabbed Liu Mingxuan's ear and said, "Liu Mingxuan, I'm asking you again, who is the eldest sister?" ”
Liu Mingxuan looked at the monster in front of him, and said weakly: "Nan, Nanyi, what are you, what kind of shape?" Sort of, a little ......"
"Something?"
"It's kind of unrecognizable."
"That's for sure, my makeup skills are top-notch!"
After listening to this, Liu Mingxuan muttered in a low voice, "It is indeed first-class, and it scares people to death." But fortunately, Nanyi didn't hear it.
At this time, Meng Ningzhe and Feng Jingliang, who had been eating cold skin for a long time, had finished eating, but they still didn't come, but Liu Mingxuan was chatting with a girl. The two of them walked over, and Meng Ningzhe patted Liu Mingxuan on the shoulder and said to him, "Mingxuan, where is Nanyi?" Why did you have such a good chat with this female classmate? Aren't you afraid that Nanyi will beat you? ”
After listening to this, Feng Jing nodded vigorously.
Liu Mingxuan looked at Nanyi's angry "face" and said embarrassedly: "Don't you see that this is Nanyi?" ”
Meng Ningzhe and Feng Jingshen looked at Nanyi synchronously, and then one spoke and one sign language said, is this Nanyi? Tease!
Nanyi listened/finished reading the words of these two people, and then said helplessly: "I am Nanyi, how about it?" Does my makeup look good? ”
After hearing this, Meng Ningzhe's mouth twitched a few times, and then said, "I'm sorry, I'll go to the supermarket first." ”
Then he covered his mouth with one hand and led Feng Jing with the other to escape.
Nan Yi saw Meng Ningzhe and Feng Jing running away, and asked Liu Mingxuan with a puzzled expression: "What does this mean?" ”
After Liu Mingxuan listened, his mouth twitched a few times, and then said, "To be honest, don't be angry!" It's not good-looking, it's not good-looking at all, and the painting doesn't look like you at all! It's a little scary. ”
"Really?"
Liu Mingxuan nodded very seriously, and then Nan Yi took out the small mirror he was carrying with him and looked at it, and found that it was really not good-looking, and then said to Liu Mingxuan: "You are waiting for me for 15 minutes, I will take off my makeup." ”
Then, Nan Yi covered her face again and left. Liu Mingxuan was very puzzled when he saw Nanyi leaving, and said, "Is it so difficult that she didn't see what she turned into when she put on makeup?" ”
Then he called Meng Ningzhe.
Finally, half an hour later, Nan Yi took off her makeup, and when she returned to the pavilion, Meng Ningzhe, Feng Jing, and Liu Mingxuan were already playing poker.
Meng Ningzhe: "Yes three." ”
Liu Mingxuan: "I can't afford it." ”
Since Feng Jing and Meng Ningzhe were in the same group, she shook her head even though she had the cards she could manage. So Meng Ningzhe was a king, and Meng Ningzhe and Feng Jing won.
"I won't play anymore, you two are bullying me."
"No way! Besides, we bullied you, you ate two servings of Liangpi and drank two bottles of drinks, what about Nanyi's portion? ”
"Aren't you going out for a barbecue? So I'll eat more, and now you'll be able to eat more. ”
"Okay!"
After speaking, Meng Ningzhe glanced behind Liu Mingxuan, found Nanyi who had been standing there for three minutes, and then coughed and said to Liu Mingxuan: "Liu Mingxuan, how about the makeup painted by your Nanyi today?" Is it good-looking? ”
Feng Jing couldn't help herself from laughing after listening to Meng Ningzhe's words, because she had long known that Nanyi was coming, but why didn't she say it? It's because Nanyi told her not to squeak first.
And Liu Mingxuan didn't know, so he successfully fell into Meng Ningzhe's trap.
"It's not pretty, to be honest, I look like a monster! It's scary! ”
(Author's words: "You and Meng Ningzhe are good brothers, and those who don't look good with makeup are called monsters.") )
Meng Ningzhe and Feng Jing laughed out loud after listening to Liu Mingxuan's words, Liu Mingxuan looked at them laughing happily and was very incomprehensible, and asked, "What are you two laughing at?" Laughed at? ”
"Little Liu Mingxuan, what do you say they are laughing at?"
Nan Yi patted Liu Mingxuan's shoulder with a kind smile, Liu Mingxuan suddenly felt cold, covered in cold sweat and hairy. He swallowed and said, "I, I, I mean, it's very good-looking, yes, it's good-looking, it's very good-looking, it's so good-looking!" ”
Meng Ningzhe laughed until he covered his stomach and said, "Oops! No, I'm laughing to death, Liu Mingxuan, you must be a strict wife this time! And why is what our barrister Liu just said different from what he said before? ”
"Meng Ningzhe, you can set me up! Well, let's eat! There's a new barbecue restaurant in the neighborhood, and it's delicious. ”
Because Liu Mingxuan's children were very successful, they went to eat.
In the barbecue restaurant, Liu Mingxuan is very proficient in ordering.
"Boss, twenty lamb skewers, twenty pork skewers, ten enoki mushrooms, four grilled skewers, four corn, two tin foil vermicelli, two more beers and two bottles of iced tea."
"Why did you order wine?" Meng Ningzhe asked very puzzled.
"Their beer is very good. Besides, beer and kebabs, these two are a couple's combination. ”
"You! Just break it! Nan Yi quipped.
"I didn't break it! By the way, there is a night market nearby, let's go to the night market at night, shall we? ”
"Okay! Feng Jing and I happen to have no classes tomorrow. ”
"Nanyi, what about you?" Liu Mingxuan asked.
"Shopping! I have a class tomorrow afternoon, no in the morning. ”
Just as they were chattering, the boss came with beer.
"Beer is coming! I know this Liu Mingxuan, come all the way, you are his friends, right?"
"Hmmm! This is her girlfriend Nan Yi, I am his buddy Meng Ningzhe, and this is my girlfriend, Feng Jing. ”
As he spoke, he hugged Feng Jing into his arms.
"I envy you! It's good to be young! I think my daughter-in-law and I were like you back then, and now that we are old, our lives are very good, but we just don't take her there like we did back then. Okay, I'm not going to talk to you anymore, I'm going to go up and give you skewers! ”
After saying that, the boss left happily.
After the boss left, Meng Ningzhe took a sip of beer, because the boss was still quite full, Meng Ningzhe drank a circle of hops, Feng Jing saw it, and felt as if he was in love with a three-year-old child, so he patted him with his hand, and pointed to his mouth with his finger to remind him. Who knew that Meng Ningzhe kissed him in the next second, which really made Liu Mingxuan and Nan Yi eat a large mouthful of dog food.
As soon as the kiss was closed, Feng Jing was a little shy, after all, she had never kissed Nan Yi and Liu Mingxuan before. So she chose to ignore Meng Ningzhe.
However, Meng Ningzhe, a three-year-old child, smiled when he saw that his girlfriend ignored him, and his appearance was very cute. Then, under the gaze of Liu Mingxuan and Nan Yi, he led Feng Jing to a big tree outside.
"Okay, baby, I was wrong. I know you want to remind me to let me rub it. Ignore me. Good no good? ”
After speaking, he took out that pitiful look at Feng Jing, Feng Jing smiled and nodded.
Meng Ningzhe saw Feng Jing smiling, and he laughed himself, so he whispered in Feng Jing's ear, "Close your eyes." ”
Feng Jing did so strangely, and in the next second, the visual decreased, and the sense of touch was magnified. Meng Ningzhe's lips were attached to Feng Jing's lips, rubbing slowly, different from the last time on the Ferris wheel, this time Feng Jing also responded a little lightly. The two kissed for a long time, and when they let go, Feng Jing's lips were shiny, more rosy and swollen than before.
The two returned to the table, and due to the long time gap, the barbecue came up. Liu Mingxuan asked while biting the skewers: "The two angry people have gone?" (Translation: What did you two do?) )
Meng Ningzhe and Feng Jing looked at each other and smiled, and then Meng Ningzhe said, "I did something personal." Let's eat! ”
As he spoke, he took a skewer and gave it to Feng Jing before he took it for himself.