Chapter 63: Poetry Conference (3)
"The second question, there are four brothers in a family, and the age of the four of them is 14, how old are they?" Fu Shenshu said with a smile.
"3 times 4, not 3 times 5, not right, 2 times 7, right. 2 times 7 equals 14!"
"14? If you count backwards, 14 is only divisible by 7 and 2, then there must be 7 and 2 years old. ”
"Yes, but after the division, there is only 1 left, how can 1 continue to be divided?"
The scholars at the poetry conference discussed and discussed.
Yun Ling shook his fan and said lightly: "7 years old, 2 years old, 1 year old, 1 year old." ”
"1 year old 1 year old? 2 1 year old Li Bai, don't think that you are the ninth and you can answer randomly!" Zhao Gongzi immediately stood up again and said.
"Brother Li, how can this pregnancy be October, how come you have two 1-year-olds?" Mu Feng on the side also said.
"Well, yes, yes, though. But please also ask Li Gongzi to explain this question. Fu Shenshu nodded and said with a smile.
Yun Ling stood up and said, "You don't know such a simple question, first of all, 14 is only divisible by 7 and 2, everyone knows this." Then after the division, there is still 1 left. Wouldn't it be nice to divide it by one?"
"Who doesn't know that it can be divided by 1 again? The key is whose child he is the same age?" Zhao Gongzi stood up again and said.
"Oh, twins~" Yun Ling said with a smile.
"Absolutely!" Mu Feng's eyes lit up, then slapped his thigh violently, "snapped", and then gave a thumbs up and said to Yun Ling.
Suddenly, all the people at the poetry conference suddenly realized.
"yes, aren't the twins enough?"
"Hey, I'm so stupid, I'm still thinking about how to have two in a year. ”
"I haven't seen this Li Gongzi before, but he is very smart. ”
Fu Shenshu smiled, looked at Yun Ling and said, "In a short period of time, Li Gongzi is really smart. ”
"Ding, master. Congratulations to the master for pretending to be successful and getting 0.5 points, and the current points are 28.34. ”
And Fu Gongzi, who was beside Fu Shenshu, looked at Yun Ling very unhappily. Clenching the teacup tightly, he said in his heart: "Father has never praised me like this, this kid is really annoying." ”
The woman next to Fu Gongzi never turned her head, and seemed to disdain this kind of cleverness.
Yun Ling said with a smile: "Where is it, Fu senior, Xiaosheng is just a fluke who has done a similar question." ”
"This Li Gongzi is really humble, and he is a good material. Master Hong on the side suddenly spoke, nodded and said with satisfaction.
"Yes, this Li Gongzi is really modest. ”
"So many of us here couldn't have imagined that he would say it at once. ”
"But it's possible that I happened to do something similar. ”
Some of the people praised, and some doubted.
"Alright, let's move on to the third question. Let's take a look at the title. Fu Shenshu said with a smile.
"The title of the third question is, the country has its own laws, and the family has its own rules, so what are the rules in the forest?" Fu Shenshu touched his beard and said.
As soon as everyone heard this question, they began to discuss it.
"Hey, what's the rule in the forest?"
"The law of the forest?"
"Yes!
So Zhao Gongzi immediately stood up and said, "The law of the forest!"
Fu Shenshu shook his head, obviously this answer was wrong.
Just when everyone was meditating, Yun Ling also made a difficulty.
"What rules, what rules can there be in the forest?" Yun Ling said, scratching his head.
"Brother Li, even you are stumped by this question, it seems that it is really difficult. Mu Feng said.
"Tianshu, you know?"
"Ding, master. It's a brain teaser, I can't think of it either, and the answer may be weird. ”
Just as Yun Ling was in trouble, a voice sounded in his head.
"Hmm~ Master, I'm so hungry, do you have anything to eat?"
As soon as Yun Ling heard this voice, he suddenly understood, stood up, and said, "I know!"
Fu Shenshu looked at Yun Ling and said, "Oh, Li Gongzi, have you solved it again?"
"Of course, there are no rules in the forest. Yes, it's a turtle!" Yun Ling said with a smile. As he spoke, he took out the little turtle and let it eat the snacks on the table.
A group of people immediately suddenly realized:
"Yes! ”
"We are all misled by the first half of the sentence, the state has national laws and family rules. ”
Fu Shenshu nodded and said, "Well, Gongzi Li is really smart. Answered correctly!"
"Yes, this Li Gongzi is really powerful. ”
"Ding, master. Congratulations to the master for pretending to be successful and getting 0.5 points, and the current points are 28.84. ”
Yun Ling listened to the continuous rise of this point, and his heart blossomed, and he really liked the turtle in front of him more and more.
"Eat more, come, drink some more water, don't choke. Yun Ling touched the turtle and said while feeding.
When everyone was praising Li Bai for his cleverness, a discordant voice sounded.
"I'm not convinced!" said one of them, slapping the table and standing up.
Everyone looked at him and found that it was Zhao Gongzi, one of the four great talents.
He happened to have done all of them, and in the third question, he happened to have a pet turtle. So, he was just lucky. Zhao Gongzi said.
"That's right, Li Gongzi himself said the first two questions, but he happened to do something similar. And this third question is even more watery, but he happens to have a pet turtle. Fu Gongzi also echoed and said.
"Yes, these are all coincidences, and it doesn't mean that Li Gongzi is really smart. ”
"It makes sense, Fu Gongzi said so. ”
Suddenly, the voice questioning Li Bai at the poetry conference rose again.
Yun Ling smiled, shook it and said, "This group of wall grass, listening to the wind is rain. ”
Unexpectedly, the voice was too loud and was heard by the people next to me.
"Li Bai, who do you say is the grass on the wall, you are just lucky. The man said immediately.
"It's you, you don't have your own opinions. So, since you think I'm lucky. So if I come up with a few questions, as long as someone can answer them, I will admit that I am lucky, how about it?" Yun Ling shook the pear flower fan and said.
Immediately, a group of people replied:
"Good!"
"I don't believe that there are so many of us who can't answer!"
Zhao Gongzi also said: "Yes, I really want to see what questions you can ask." ”
"Since everyone strongly asks Li Gongzi to come up with a question, okay, then let Li Gongzi come up with a few questions for us now. Fu Shenshu said with a smile.
Yun Ling shook his fan, sat down, ate a snack, and took a sip of tea.
Suddenly, everyone who had just been ridiculed by Yun Ling as a grass on the wall jumped out.
"Look, Li Bai can't think of a title, haha. ”
"He also said that we are grass on the wall, I see, this Li Bai will not solve the problem at all!"
Fu Shenshu frowned, and asked Yun Ling, "What's the matter, Gongzi Li, is there any problem?"
Yun Ling raised his eyebrows and said, "It's okay if you want me to answer the question, but if you answer, I will be labeled as an opportunist." But if you can't answer, there will be no punishment at all, and I won't do this kind of business that can only be lost. ”
When Zhao Gongzi heard this, he immediately stood up and said, "Li Bai, I think you just don't dare to ask the question, for fear that if we answer, you will lose face." ”
"Oh, Zhao Gongzi, since you say so, if it is a question I make, none of you can answer it, how about you let me write three words on your face?" Yun Ling said with a smile.
"Okay! Don't say it's three words, it's no problem how many words you have. Zhao Gongzi snorted and said.
"I don't embarrass you, the three words I wrote have absolutely no intention of insulting you. Yun Ling said with a smile.
"Okay, everyone, please listen to the question. A small stick, take it out, put it in your mouth, the harder you suck, the redder it becomes, the harder you suck it, and it will get shorter. Excuse me, what kind of behavior is this?" Yun Ling shook the pear flower fan and looked at everyone with a smile and said.
Suddenly, the poetry conference exploded.
A little stick? Why do you put it in your mouth? You still suck it hard? And Nima turns red?
This, this, this, it's just too much.
I'll go, this problem is really bad.
Some people even scolded directly:
"Li Bai, you are really insulting!"
"You are also worthy of being a student of Handa Academy!"
"Patriarch Fu, I suggest that this well-dressed beast be driven out immediately!"
And the female scholars of Handa Academy and the women present were even more red-faced, glanced at them with anger and disdain, and scolded: "Hooligans!
And Fu Shenshu frowned, as if he was planning to drive this Li Bai out.
And Fu Gongzi on the side immediately stood up and said, "Come on, drive this Sven scum out for me!"
The woman next to Fu Gongzi also frowned, her face displeased.
And Mu Feng, who was sitting next to Yun Ling, heard Yun Ling say this kind of topic, his face suddenly turned pale, cold sweat broke out, and he was not lightly frightened. Hurriedly said: "Brother Li, I, I still have something to do, so I'll leave first." Without waiting for Yun Ling to answer, he quickly stood up and ran into the distance.
"Hey, wait. Why are you driving me away?" Yun Ling stood up and said with a look that he felt that there was nothing wrong with his topic.
"Li Bai, you actually said this kind of immoral problem on a sacred occasion like the Fu family's poetry conference, you are simply, you are simply insulting us!" A scholar couldn't help but stand up and pointed at Yun Ling and scolded.
"I don't know what you're talking about. ”
"With such a simple question, I'm completely giving Zhao Gongzi the steps, okay?"
"Why are you looking at me like this, you can't really answer, can you?"
"If you really can't answer, just say it, anyway, it's not a shame to lose to my talented Li Bai. ”
"Why don't you think about it again?
Yun Ling kept taunting everyone, and at the same time, his points also rose wildly.
"Ding, master. Congratulations to the owner for the success of the taunt and get 0.5 points. ”
"Ding, master. Congratulations to the owner for the success of the taunt and get 0.5 points. ”
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Finally, Fu Shenshu couldn't bear it anymore, stood up and gritted his teeth and said word by word: "Li Bai, if you can't give me a reasonable explanation, I'm going to ask someone to ask you out!"
Yun Ling hurriedly bent down and said: "Senior Fu, I wronged Senior Fu, otherwise, I will secretly tell you the answer, so that you will not misunderstand me." ”
"Presumptuous, my father is the kind of person you think, Li Bai, you are simply looking for death. Father, what are you talking nonsense about him, come on, get him out for me!" Fu Gongzi stood up and roared angrily.
Fu Shenshu stretched out his palm and stopped him.
Yun Ling quickly stood up, walked to Fu Shenshu's side, and whispered a word to his ear.
"Poof. Fu Shenshu immediately laughed and said, "I see. Li Gongzi, you are really a ghost. ”
"Where, where. Senior Fu is talented. Yun Ling said with a smile.
At this time, everyone in the audience thought that Fu Shenshu would teach Li Bai a hard lesson and drive him out, so that he could let out a bad breath in everyone's hearts. But who would have thought that this Fu Shen Shu would actually laugh, and everyone was stunned.
"Patriarch Fu, I didn't expect you to be such a person, such a shameless person, you would be in the same league with him. Please forgive me for being rude, and I will take my leave first!" Finally, Master Yan couldn't help it, stood up and said solemnly.
"Master Yan is slow, please give Li Gongzi a chance. Even Master Yan, you are fascinated, haha, Li Bai, you are really interesting. Fu Shenshu hurriedly stopped Master Yan and said.
At this moment, Yun Ling spoke again.
"Can you do it? If you can't think of it, you're angry?"
"Hey, aren't you known as the Four Great Talents of Seoul?
"No, this is obviously very popular in Seoul. Why don't you know?"
"Oh, it's just an act, just say it, just say it. ”
Yun Ling would mock this for a while, and then mock that for a while, and then kept saying to Zhao Gongzi.
This mockery, everyone's teeth itched with anger. But the answer is inexplicable.
And Mu Feng, who was in the distance, looked at this scene, quietly took a few steps back, and covered himself with a fan. secretly said in his heart: "Brother Li, this is too good." ”
"Ding, master. Congratulations to the owner for the success of the taunt and get 0.5 points. ”
"Ding, master. Congratulations to the owner for the success of the taunt and get 0.5 points. ”
"Ding, master. The current points are 35.84. ”
Yun Ling heard the prompt of the Book of Heaven, and his mouth cracked with laughter. But when he saw everyone staring at him viciously, he immediately changed back to an innocent expression.
At this moment, the audience outside the door all scolded and shouted: "Let Li Bai come out! This is simply unreasonable! I must kill him, an unabashed scum." ”
"What, even if you don't believe me, you have to believe Patriarch Fu Shenshu Fu, right? The expression is very innocent.
"Li Bai, you forced me! Do you think no one dares to say yes? Okay! Even if I offend everyone here today, I will tell you your answer!" A scholar sitting not far from Yun Ling stood up, and the identity card on his chest lit up, "Handa Academy-2." ”
"Oh, then tell me, what is the answer?" Yun Ling smiled and looked at the scholar and said.
"Painter, don't!" a scholar sitting next to the scholar hurriedly stopped.
But the painter did not respond to him, but took a deep breath, stopped talking, gritted his teeth "Gege", his eyes flashed with an uncontrollable anger, and said angrily: "Read the words separately!"
Everyone was suddenly angry and looked at Yun Ling angrily.
Yun Ling's face was full of shock, and he couldn't help but take a few steps back, stretched out a trembling finger to the scholar, and said in horror: "You, you rascal, womanizer!
As soon as Yun Ling's words came out, everyone present was shocked.
Who's a hooligan and who's a womanizer? You're still dressed like a human, hey, you're a well-dressed beast, okay!?
"You!you!" The scholar was obviously angry, his whole body was trembling, and he pointed at Yun Ling and was speechless for a long time.
And Fu Shenshu couldn't help it, laughing, making everyone present confused.
At this moment, a strong man in the audience outside rushed in.
"Where is Li Bai? Don't stop me, I must slaughter this brazen villain today!"
Suddenly, everyone present shouted: "Yes, kill him! The thief actually shouted to catch the thief, and the painter gave the answer, and he actually said that the painter was a womanizer." This kind of person is so shameless!"
"Yes, your answer is clearly insulting us literati!" Zhao Gongzi stood up and scolded.
"Alright, alright. Let me tell you, this painter is not answering the right answer. You yourselves are not pure in heart and have filthy thoughts, and you blame me. Really. Yun Ling looked at everyone with disdain and said.
Hmm? What's the situation?
Everyone's hearts sank, and they secretly said, "It's not good, is it a trick?"
"Book of Heaven, exchange for a golden leaf - the leaf of heaven. ”
"Ding, master. The redemption was successful, and the current points are 35.83. ”
Yun Ling skillfully took out the cigarette, then held it in his mouth, flicked his fingers, the flame rose out of thin air, Yun Ling slowly inhaled, and ignited the leaf of the sky.
Then he smiled and said, "Look, this little stick, put it in your mouth and suck it, right?"
"Suck hard, you see, it's red, right? Suck harder, you see, it's getting shorter, isn't it? What else can this be, of course it's smoking! I said it's very popular in Seoul. ”
Smoking, smoking?
After everyone listened, their chests were stuffy, and they almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood. But there is nothing to say, after all, there is really no problem with this answer.
"Haha, everyone, I see that you all think too badly about Li Gongzi. In my opinion, this question is obviously giving Zhao Gongzi a step. Fu Shenshu couldn't stop laughing, calmed down his emotions, and finally said slowly.
"Hahaha, I see. It seems that I blamed Li Gongzi and Fu Shenshu by mistake, and I punished myself. Master Yan laughed, then picked up the wine glass and drank it all.
Mu Feng, who was standing in the distance, heard this answer, and his admiration for Li Bai suddenly became like a surging river, endless. Immediately slapped his thigh, gave a thumbs up, and said, "Absolutely!" and quickly ran back.
Seeing Yun Ling drinking tea, Mu Feng hurriedly said, "Brother Li Bai, there was something at home just now, I rushed back, didn't miss anything?"
Yun Ling smiled and said, "Brother Mu, I saw that you weren't far away and didn't leave at all. Okay, I don't blame you, it doesn't have to be that way. Then he whispered to Mu Feng: "Actually, I did it on purpose. Fun, right? ”
Mu Feng immediately looked at Yun Ling with a strange look, and then said, "Brother Li, you are really interesting. ”
"Guys, this first question, you lost, you didn't answer it. Now, how about we let Li Gongzi come up with the second question?" Fu Shenshu said with a smile.
Suddenly, the people in the audience were in trouble.
This continues to let Li Bai solve the question, it is estimated that he will be fooled again, but if he is not allowed to solve the question, then he will lose directly.
At this time, Zhao Gongzi stood up and said, "Li Bai, otherwise, you won a question, and next, how about we write about the poem?"
"Oh, Zhao Gongzi, what do you want to do with the poem?" Yun Ling shook the pear flower fan and said very leisurely.
"Pay the seniors, the younger generations are courageous, and let the seniors identify a thing. Then, Li Bai and I will become a poem in seven steps, how about it?" Zhao Gongzi said with his head held high and with great confidence.
"Oh, Zhao Gongzi actually has this intention, Li Gongzi, what do you think?" Fu Shenshu smiled and said to Yun Ling.
"Yes, poetry, I know a thing or two. Yun Ling said with a smile, nodding slightly in agreement.
"Okay! Next, Zhao Gongzi and Li Gongzi will be invited to the stage to show us this wonderful seven-step poem. Fu Shenshu said happily, and immediately asked the servant to lay out a red carpet and drew seven footprints on the red carpet.
"I have long heard that Zhao Gongzi is brilliant in writing, talented, and extremely talented in poetry, and he has the unique skill of becoming a poem in seven steps. It seems that today, it is really worth the trip. ”
"Yes, Zhao Gongzi wants to compare poems with Li Gongzi, or in the way of seven steps into poems. And this Li Bai only knows a little about poetry, it seems that this Li Bai is going to be unlucky. ”
As soon as the people next to him heard that Zhao Gongzi was going to write a poem with Li Bai, the atmosphere suddenly became lively and lively. Moreover, there are many people who can't wait to see this Li Bai embarrassed.
"Let's begin, Patriarch Fu. ”
"Yes, Patriarch Fu, we can't wait. ”
Suddenly, everyone urged.
I saw Fu Shenshu ponder for a while, and said slowly: "Actually, everyone knows that I have some personal relations with Zhao Gongzi's father. So, for the sake of fairness, I think this topic should be given to my precious daughter, what do you think?"
"Well, it's still Patriarch Fu who has thought it through. ”
"It makes sense, this question, let the money come out, the most fair and just. ”
The audience immediately chimed in.
"Su Xin, are you willing to ask the question?" Fu Shenshu said softly to the woman next to Fu Gongzi.
"Father, Su'er is willing to ask questions. The woman covered her veil and whispered.
"Okay, let's get started. Zhao Gongzi, Li Gongzi, you are all standing on this red carpet, and you are all asking questions. Zhao Gongzi wrote poems first, and then Li Gongzi wrote poems again. Fu Shenshu said with a smile.