"Buddhism has clouds: put down the slingshot and become a Buddha on the ground, the donor should not kill, Amitabha, good, good..."

I folded my hands and persuaded Chen Haobei very sincerely, because I didn't want to accompany him to do this from the bottom of my heart.

Yes, I don't like crows either, but in my opinion, the most correct way to open it shouldn't be to stay away from crows? This has to take the initiative, and it's even more unlucky to hit this thing, right?

Chen Haobei said more resolutely than me: "My life is up to me, I don't believe in Buddhism, hurry up, have you ever eaten stewed crows?" I'm going to get it done today, and I'll give you a taste of my brother's craftsmanship. ”

I said, "I'll go, the more you talk about it, the more you don't slip away, do you still want to eat crows?" Do you know what crows eat? Aren't you afraid of retribution? Chen Haobei said: "What retribution? Can a broken bird become a fine? I was a little puzzled and asked, "Don't you all believe in this kind of animal sperm in the Northeast?" Bao Jia Xian or something. ”

Chen Haobei said: "Oh, that's to say'fox yellow and white willow gray', either crawling on the ground or drilling in the soil, as long as the sky can be beaten down, even if it is a dragon, it will be counted as food, don't talk nonsense, get dressed quickly." ”

As he spoke, Chen Haobei took out a slingshot from his pocket and said, "Then, don't say that Brother Hao didn't think about you, give it, we both have fun." ”

I...

After thinking about it, I still said: "It's okay to go up with you, first, I don't fight crows, at most I watch you fight; Second, if you are retribution, you will be struck by lightning and turned into barbecue meat and bitten by crows, and your bones will be counted as your own, and it has nothing to do with me. ”

Chen Haobei said with a disgusted face: "Where are you talking so much nonsense, hurry up, just these bunch of goods are screaming above your head every day, to be honest, don't you bother that?" ”

This sentence came to my heart, and since it was decided, I let Chen Haobei into the house and washed up first.

After packing up, the two of us entered the elevator together, the upper limit of the elevator is the 23rd floor, I never thought about going up to see, because I really didn't have any interest, this time I entered the elevator only to find that I was not interested in the right, because the elevator button on the 23rd floor could not be pressed at all.

Chen Haobei pressed for a long time, except that the door was automatically closed, the elevator did not have any other response, the button did not light up, and the elevator did not move.

I remembered that he couldn't press the ground once, so I dragged him aside, and then I pressed the button on the 22nd floor... Still no response, press the 21st floor again, and finally light up, while the elevator began to rise slowly.

Chen Haobei was a little puzzled and said, "Hey? Why is the elevator in this new building still old? I said, "I don't know, this is the first time I've lived in a building with an elevator." ”

Chen Haobei said: "Me too, so what's the matter with us going up to the 21st floor?" It's not a penthouse, is it? I said, "You didn't let people cheat when you bought a slingshot, did you?" Isn't that the top floor button not easy to use? Let's just go out from the 21st floor and climb two floors, right? ”

After speaking, I rubbed my forehead, hey, it's really poor, I ate a too rich dinner at Aunt Li's house yesterday, and when I washed my face just now, I found that there was a big acne on my forehead, and I actually made up for the fire...

Just thinking about the elevator to reach the 21st floor, the moment the door opened, there was a bad smell in the face, it was the smell of the elderly who had not been exposed to the quilt for a long time after living for a long time, also commonly known as the 'old man's smell', mixed with the smell of some food rotting.

Chen Haobei and I walked out of the elevator, and to my surprise, it was very dirty, messy, a lot of clutter, and compared with the excessive cleanliness of the floors below, it didn't look like the same building.

I waved my hand and tried to fan away the unpleasant smell as I motioned for Chen Haobei to follow me into the fire escape.

The fire escape door was closed, and I wiped the doorknob, and there was a lot of dust.

I happened to have toilet paper in my pocket, so I pulled out a piece and wiped the handle, held it again, twisted it down, and pushed it forward again.

"Squeak..."

The unique noise of the old wooden door when it was in motion, I don't know if it was related to the overly flat environment in the passage, this sound sounded particularly loud and harsh.

The fire escape behind the door is very dark, the voice-activated lights on this floor should be broken, and Chen Haobei and I stomped and coughed to make a lot of noise, but it still didn't turn on. Fortunately, there is also a small window that lets in so much light that you can barely see the way.

We deliberately didn't close the door of the fire escape, so that there was more light, and it was convenient to go down for a while, and then we crept up cautiously step by step.

The fire staircase here is also quite clean, similar to downstairs, and there is no clutter.

In terms of the number of turns, we climbed all the way to the top 23rd floor, and there was a flight of stairs, and we didn't hesitate to continue climbing, and then after the last turn, we were dumbfounded.

In order to see more clearly, I deliberately took out my mobile phone and turned on the flash to illuminate, in front of me is an iron door, it doesn't look very new, the door is nothing, the main thing is that the door is welded dead, even the door handle and lock are not there, and it can even be said that this is simply a large iron sheet of door type, which is tightly welded with the surrounding walls.

I pointed the flash of my mobile phone at my face, made a grimace and said to Chen Haobei, "What should I do... There is a way to heaven and earth..."

Chen Haobei glanced at me, ignoring my schadenfreude, but unwillingly reached out to touch the door, knocking on that bumper, as if suspecting that there was some secret lock mechanism on this door.

However, this iron door can indeed be said to be clear at a glance, unless there are special cutting tools, otherwise do not want to enter through the door.

After some useless efforts, Chen Haobei kicked the iron door hard and scolded: "Uncle! Where is the reason to seal this door? How inconvenient is it for this person to want to dry clothes and jump off a building? ”

The iron gate was kicked by him, and some dust fell at the same time.

I took two steps back, covered my mouth and nose and said, "Okay, let's go back, you have to pay for this damage." Chen Haobei ignored my words, but turned his head and asked me, "Why do you say he blocked the road to the rooftop?" Is there such a thing? ”

I rolled my eyes and said, "Why are you in charge of people?" I didn't close your door, and it didn't cost you money to close the door. ”

In any case, Chen Haobei finally had to give up the plan to break the goal in frustration.

No matter why the property welded such an iron door, after all, this is a public area, and there must be a reason for someone to do this, if it is really broken by violence, then we are not both immoral and unreasonable?

Chen Haobei and I walked back, and I persuaded him not to worry about it, why is it better to do something than to provoke crows?

Back to the 21st floor, we went out of the fire escape to wait for the elevator, and as soon as we entered after the elevator came up, Chen Haobei directly pressed the button on the negative floor.

I didn't think much of it, thinking that he was going home, so I pressed the button on the 13th floor and prepared to go back to my house as well.

Unexpectedly, Chen Haobei directly double-clicked to cancel the instruction on the 13th floor, and I asked him a little puzzled: "Hey, what are you doing?" I have to go home. Chen Haobei said: "What kind of home are you going back to?" Don't worry, it's all here, I think so, your unit is welded to death, and other units may not be welded to death, so let's go for a walk with my brother. ”

I was a little upset and said, "Walk your sister?" Who is it that you ran into someone else's apartment for no reason, and were caught as a thief? Besides, each unit building has its own access control, how do you get in? ”

Chen Haobei smiled proudly and said, "Look, so I'm going to press the minus one layer, have you forgotten?" The underground is all open, and you can go to any unit. ”

I've heard him talk about it before, and I've found out about it myself, but I just didn't react to it.

However, since what he was pondering became less and less appealing to me, I pressed the button on the 13th floor and said, "No, go home and sleep." Chen Haobei once again canceled the floor I pressed, and said to me Xu Yizhongli: "I invite you for dinner, you can choose the location." ”

I immediately took another slingshot from Chen Haobei's hand and said impassionedly: "Go to the soup and fight the fire, Brother Hao!" Chen Haobei glanced at me and said, "Cut, you are now more realistic than our underworld." ”

Without hesitation, I nodded vigorously.

The elevator reached the basement floor and walked into the cool underground parking lot, and I asked, "Brother Hao, where are you going next?" Chen Haobei looked left and right, pointed in a direction casually and said, "There!" ”

As the saying goes, eating people has a short mouth, I immediately obediently followed him in the direction he pointed, this is the unit building next to me, next to my unit.

The two of us went straight to the elevator room, and when the elevator came down and entered the elevator, Chen Haobei went to press the button on the 23rd floor, but it was the same as my unit, and I couldn't press it. This time he pressed 22 and 21 himself, and again only the button on the 21st floor lit up.

After the elevator went up to the 21st floor, I had the illusion that we were back in my unit again, and it was the same as the 21st floor of my unit, dirty, messy, and the same weird smell.

Sure enough, after the two of us climbed two floors, there was another iron door in front of us that was welded to death, looking at the iron door that could not be passed, I said to Chen Haobei seriously: "Brother Hao, this is not bad for me, if you don't invite guests tonight, I won't play with you in the future." ”

Chen Haobei was obviously a little frizzy, he kicked the iron door again and said: "I know, I know, go, damn, I don't believe that there is no way up!" ”

So under the leadership of Chen Haobei, our two-person bird hunting team returned to the underground garage in a majestic manner, and this time Chen Haobei directly trotted with me to the other side of my unit.

There are a total of four buildings in the Love Garden Community, but recently these crows have only been hovering above the building where my unit is located, so Chen Haobei has not gone elsewhere, not on the left, on the right.

Only this time, the road to the rooftop was still blocked by a welded iron gate, just like the previous two times.

We both knew that there were three units in my building, because we could see from the courtyard, and I only had three units in this building, which meant that we couldn't get to the rooftop.

Chen Haobei didn't kick the door this time, but just clasped his hands around his chest and crooked his neck stared at the big iron door in contemplation, I took a flash light to shine it, his brows were furrowed like a Shar Pei dog that had just been ruined by the neighbor's Teddy, the ravines were vertical and horizontal, the frowns were deep, and the old man was old-fashioned.

"Brother Hao, this is probably called Providence, let's go back? I'll take a look at what is delicious nearby, I won't eat it at noon, keep my stomach and cooperate with you. ”

I still maintained schadenfreude, but Chen Haobei ignored me, still maintained the shape of looking at the iron door, and after a while, he put his ear on the iron door again, closed his eyes and listened carefully.

Seeing him like this, I tried my best to cooperate with him silently, and after a while he straightened up again and nodded, and said with a confident look: "Hmm... After careful identification, I can basically determine that there are crows behind this iron gate, and there are quite a few. ”

I said, "Isn't this nonsense?" Do you need to identify this carefully? I hear crows chirping here, are you deaf or blind? I heard this when you posed for a long time? ”

Chen Haobei was also a little deflated at this time, he sighed and said, "Alas, what should I do?" I've tried this door, and I can't kick it open, yes! Qian'er, let's go to Lao Gu to borrow tools to use, right? They must have chainsaws or something. ”

Speaking of this, Chen Haobei was excited again, I directly said with a basin of cold water: "Okay, you go, Lao Gu will definitely ask you what you are borrowing things for, remember to make it clear to others, maybe people will come to help you personally, I will wait for you here, go early and return early." ”

This time Chen Haobei was completely out of temper, he took the lead downstairs in frustration, and when he entered the elevator, I reminded him of dinner again, and the goods promised to vent while pressing the button on the negative floor, pressing a few times but not enjoyable, and then pressing the button on the negative second floor that was never good, still not good.

Suddenly, Chen Haobei sighed and said: "Alas, our elevator really can't get on the world and the ground, it's like a cage, it's just heavenless and groundless..."