Testimonials on the shelves + brazen forced side stories
It's on the shelves at twelve o'clock tonight, no surprise? Surprised? Red chicken not red chicken?
Ahem, back to the point.
Testimonials on the shelves, first of all, of course, thank you to the expedition and the editors.
And then, of course, all the book friends, thank you for your comments and recommendations and rewards, every bit of your heart is the driving force for my writing.
Other than that...... I really didn't save the manuscript.,The plot just happened to be stuck in the excess.,And I'm a little obsessive-compulsive about the fluency of reading.,As soon as it comes to the turning part, it's a card.,Paragraph turning card.,The plot twist is a card in the card.,Now it's in the turtle speed code word.,Today's update is placed after twelve o'clock.γ
Boom, please don't fight, don't spray, I'm here to sell you cute.
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Next is to sell miserably for subscriptions.,We're really not good at this.,Let's leave it to classmate Li Si.,After all, the author has something to do with the protagonist.,And the side story is also an update, isn't it (funny face)
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"The dog author actually called me to sell miserably, hum, how can this gentleman ......"
Li Siyi's words are iron-clad.
(Dare to scold me, believe it or not, cut off your little JJ immediately)
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"Well, the author is the biggest, I still came here for a happy life in the future."
Li Si had a bitter face and a look of grievance.
(Well, that's really fragrant)
"Author's boss, it's okay to discuss things, I'm the protagonist, I'm the protagonist, it's a miserable sale, let's do it in a different way, don't worry, I promise that I'll sell it to you if the chapter is watered!"
(Hey, I almost forgot that you were a profiteer template, okay, I'll leave it to you, I'm optimistic about you, if you can't sell it, I'll write your sister to death, so that you can taste what the wrath of a single dog is.) οΌ
"Don't, I don't show any affection, you can't do this!"
Li Si was anxious, and promised again and again, and then looked at the readers with tears in his eyes: "You have all seen it, remember to subscribe, otherwise I will ...... Boom ......"
(Hmph, be serious, I'm asking you to sell chapters, not cute)
"Okay, okay, I'll sell it!"
Li Si's face was bitter, and then he quickly cheered up, and his demeanor became extremely excited, and he began to brew the prelude to the speech sales method.
"Okay, welcome to the sales session, and then I will host this VIP chapter promotion meeting!"
"There may be a big guy who is about to ask, how much is the VIP chapter? Is it expensive? β
Li Si took out a microphone and said forcefully: "I tell you, it's not expensive!" β
"Don't 998! Don't 98! , as long as 9.8, it is still the starting coin. β
"One dollar is a hundred starting coins, and ten starting coins you can read a chapter, a whole chapter!"
"Of course, this is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that we have now launched a promotional interaction, a red envelope lucky draw! What does it mean that red envelopes are given away at eight o'clock on the hour every night, and each red envelope averages ten or twenty points? This means that you will read the book for free without needing to top up a dime! β
"And you remember, it's every day! Every day! 100% winning, no middlemen to make the difference. β
"Still worried that you won't get enough of the non-chieftain? It doesn't matter if you're not a chief, you don't need to be crazy kryptonite, just recharge five dollars, just five dollars! β
"The author's shortness is well known, two chapters a day and 20 coins, and the red envelope on the hour can draw 10 points, and 500 yuan is enough for you to read for two months! The European emperor is even more blessed, there is no problem in watching a quarter! β
(Uh-huh, be careful when you speak)
"Okay, okay, I just said the wrong thing, I promise I won't do it again!"
Lees smiled flatteringly, then quickly regrouped and pretended to be selling.
"Readers, this is my most conscientious sale, I promise not to make money, really!"
"Woo woo, woo woo, our happy life depends on you, please be sure to subscribe!"
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Readers:
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"Boss, look, all the readers are waving tickets and asking for subscriptions! You see...... Can you arrange another girl for me? β
Afterwards, Li Si flattered and asked for a PY deal.
(Hmph,I still want a sister.,I haven't got it yet.,And the subscription hasn't come out yet.,If your sales effect is not good, I'll not only take back your sister.,But also arrange Max for you)
(Also, I want you to sell badly, you actually changed it to a sales pitch without authorization, with your notorious reputation, if you hit the street this time, I will declare you just a temporary worker, you know the consequences)
"I ......"
Li Si squirted out a mouthful of old blood, lying on the ground and looking at the ceiling without love: "Heavenly readers, greatly blessed, you must subscribe, woo woo woo woo ......"