Killing, killing pigs?

The two little assistants were confused.

Yu Xinglang sneered: "It turns out that you are a pig killer!" ”

What about his 40-meter broadsword?

Long Xiaoyao was embarrassed, and forcibly saved his respect: "Ahem, I don't kill pigs, but I made a mistake." ”

She put away the pig-killing knife, and when she pulled it out, she took out a larger pig-killing knife.

“……”

"Long is dying, you will admit that you are a pig killer!" Yu Xinglang turns on taunt mode.

Long Yao was furious: "I'm not killing pigs!" ”

She is a noble and powerful dragon, and it is an insult to say that she kills pigs!

"Sister-in-law, your hobby is really special, you like to collect pig-killing knives?" Fang Xiaojiang smiled dryly.

This girl doesn't look very smart!

In a fit of rage, Long Xiaoxiao directly destroyed the corpse with the large pig-killing knife, and decided to let these humans who laughed at her take a look.

She kept digging and digging in the mustard seed space.

Finally, she took out a 40-meter big knife and held it up, as if showing off: "Xinglang, is this the big knife you want?" ”

The moving car was pierced with a big knife like a kebab.

Yu Xinglang's face turned pale.

The two assistants were terrified.

"40-meter broadsword, you want it!" Long Xiaoxiao emphasized again.

Yu Xinglang: Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?

It took a long time for Yu Xinglang to find his trembling voice: "Long Xiaoxiao, you quickly put away the knife, this will cause panic among the people!" ”

"Then you still say that I kill pigs, don't you?"

"You're not."

Only then did Long Yaoyao put away the big knife: "Next time you say that I am a pig killer, I will allow you to run 11.7 zhang (39 meters) first!" ”

"Next time I say I'm killing pigs." Yu Xinglang trembled.

This woman is terrible, the 40-meter knife said to dig it, next time let her dig a big baby, isn't it...... Ahem, ahem!

Yu Xinglang felt that he was going crazy.

"I've got a lot of big babies, what do you want to see?" Long Xiaoxiao leaned towards Yu Xinglang.

The poor two little assistants are old drivers like Yu Xinglang, and they can't bear to look at the big baby when they hear it, so they spray directly.

Long Xiaoxiao is so strong!

"Don't talk to me, I want to be quiet." Yu Xinglang regretted not being at the beginning, why did he have trouble with himself?

He was now more and more convinced that Long Xiaoxiao was not human.

Who can say that if you give a gift, you will give a priceless treasure?

Who can take a meme seriously? The 40-meter knife is said to be digged?

"I'm not a human being, I told you I told you that you don't believe it." The dragon muttered.

Yu Xinglang was about to collapse: "Long Xiaoxiao, can you respect my privacy, don't eavesdrop on what I mean?" ”

"It's so loud that I can't even be deaf."

"You're already a dragon, can you please shut up?"

There is no one of the worst male stars in history!

"You've finally admitted that I'm a dragon, hehe."

“……”

The two little assistants were scared, and secretly looked at the two people in the back row with neurotic eyes.

Is it too late to quit now? The boss is crazy, with a woman who carries a pig-killing knife and a 40-meter knife, is he ready to report at any time?

"I'm telling you, it's not right to scold someone for being insane in your heart!" Long Yaoyao righteously accused the two assistants.

Fortunately, when he arrived at the destination, Xia Hailei just stopped the car, otherwise he would definitely have an accident because of Long Xiaoxiao's words.

"Y-How do you know what I'm thinking......"

"I can hear you!"

"You, you...... Still human? The two of them almost fainted.

Seeing this, Yu Xinglang's heart was balanced, he was not the only one who was driven crazy by Long Yao, cool!