"You can't strangle me!" The dragon snorted.

Yu Xinglang will want to strangle himself.

"Give me back the phone!"

The dragon was thrown away.

One didn't control his strength.

The phone flew over Yu Xinglang's head and smashed into the flower stand in the living room.

Bang!

Crash.

Scrapped mobile phones.

The flower stand was overturned, and the flower pot fragments and dirt in one place.

"Dragon, death, death!" Yu Xinglang's face turned pale, and he gritted his teeth and pointed to the door, "You get out of here for me immediately!" ”

Seeing that the orchid he had worked so hard to raise ended up like this, Yu Xinglang's whole person was about to explode.

Long Xiaoxiao did something wrong and stood aside obediently.

"Xinglang, I'll restore them, don't be angry, okay?"

"You're a god, huh? Can it be restored? If you can recover, I'll eat Xiang live ......"

Yu Xinglang's words had not yet fallen, and his eyes seemed to be reversed in slow motion, and in a moment, he returned to his original state.

Long Xiaoxiao spat blood violently, and fell softly towards Yu Xinglang.

She didn't forget to tell Yu Xinglang: "Carry me to the big bed." ”

Yu Xinglang instinctively caught her, and the whole person was in shock and couldn't come back to his senses.

Long Yao nestled in Yu Xinglang's arms, smiling sneeringly: showing weakness can really get closer to him, hehe......

Before Yu Xinglang could figure out how to respond to the matter of 'being announced', there was a more exciting topic that suppressed the heat of his relationship.

Someone uploaded a video taken when the deep city suddenly blew and thundered before the dragon appeared.

In the video, you can vaguely see a huge round and shiny flying machine shot down by lightning.

Weibo finally repaired the server, but it exploded again because of this video:

[it, UFO?] Alien invasion? ]

[The little poor earth finally couldn't hide and was discovered by a higher planetary civilization?] ]

[Definitely an alien flying saucer, this is the rhythm to conquer the Earth!] ]

[What if I'm a little scared?] Humanity is coming to an end. ]

……

The screen is full of UFOs and alien ridicule.

Yu Xinglang watched that video more than ten times, and he was terrified: Long Xiaoxiao was smashed down from the sky at that time!

Thinking of the series of events that happened after Long Xiaoxiao appeared, Yu Xinglang, a 188-year-old man, also had cold hands and feet, and trembled all over.

Long Xiaoxiao glanced at Yu Xinglang strangely: "Xinglang, I'm so terrible that you make you tremble when you see me?" ”

"Y-you, tell me honestly, did you fall off the flying saucer?" Yu Xinglang swallowed.

This, this alien is in his house!

"What is a flying saucer?"

"You're an alien, aren't you?"

"Aliens?"

Long Xiaoxiao looked confused, what is this? Why had she never heard of it?

As a totem of faith, she can't let people know that she is illiterate, which is too embarrassing.

"I'm a dragon, not an alien!"

"What's so scary about aliens? Come one, I'll pound one. ”

"Don't be afraid, I'll protect you." The dragon patted his little chest.

Yu Xinglang raised his mobile phone and pointed to the flying machine in the video: "Do you still have to quibble?" ”

Long Xiaoxiao looked at it fixedly.

Stumble!

How did Yu Xinglang know that this thing was struck by lightning by her?

She was a little weak-hearted: "That, I was almost killed by the thunderstorm, and I really didn't find this thing when I was dodging the thunder." ”

"But the people inside are also stupid, they really don't blame me when they see the thunderstorm and rush over!"

must be cleared up, otherwise what if the human race asks her for compensation?

Yu Xinglang: "......"

Do aliens like to pretend to be crazy and stupid?