Chapter 153: Pets
Chu Chu said: "The ghost hook is not black and white, you think I don't understand anything." Bullying my child? ”
The ghost groom said: "Hook ghost, it's hook ghost, black and white impermanence is yin, I'm an ordinary ghost hook, hook is the kind of soul that I don't want to live!" ”
Xuan Chu said: "You are talking nonsense, who else doesn't want to live?" In fact, you ghosts talk nonsense, and then you hook people's souls when you see people's beauty, why don't you hook those ugly ghosts? You don't make sense when you talk about it, don't quibble! ”
The ghost groom said, "How is it nonsense? Look at those ghost brides, which one is alive? They don't want to live anymore, isn't it better for me to give me their souls and for me to practice? Let them say that they have not become women in their lives, and they will become women after death, which is also their wish, how can they have anything to do with me? ”
Xuan Chu asked the ghost king in disbelief: "Old ghost, do you say there is such a thing?" I don't believe what this ghost groom says, and I will believe what you say? ”
The ghost king Xuan Chu was also very happy when he said this, but he didn't expect Xuan Chu to still believe in himself, and said with a smile: "What he said is this kind of soul hook, the one he told you should be two different things, and all he received were ghost girls who didn't want to live." ”
Xuan Chu: "How can this world be so dark? I thought that everything in the world was fair, so why is there such a ghost errand? If that's the case, then the world is a pity, and I can't accept such a reality! ”
"Just kidding, don't be disappointed in reality, what I'm talking about is this kind of ghost hook, it's not an errand, he's actually a kind of ghost hook, because he was a pervert before he died, and he hooked the soul after death, so he called himself a ghost hook, don't think it's really this kind of errand, that's terrible!"
Chu said, "Is it true? You didn't lie to me? ”
The Ghost King laughed, "How could I lie to you? You are my lady, I can't fool anyone, trust me! ”
Xuan Chu said: "Aren't you the ghost king? If you are the king of ghosts, do you care about these things? If you take care of these things, then you put him away, don't let him hook his soul here anymore, those girls are so pitiful, how can they casually be brides with ghosts? ”
The ghost king smiled: "This is not a lady's words. Do what you say. Obey the lady? ”
Chu smiled: "I want you to grab him and put him in a candle, are you willing to seal it up and make it for me to make a toy?" ”
The ghost king smiled: "What's so difficult about this, look at this king, how are the means?" ”
The ghost king didn't say a word, as soon as he stretched out his hand and fished out his sleeves, the ghost groom became incomparably small, and he was already like a small one in the hands of the ghost king. Standing in the hands of the ghost king like a doll, he knelt down and said, "The ghost princess is dying, the ghost princess is sparing her life!" Why did the ghost king and the princess need the villain's life? ”
Xuan Chu didn't expect that this 3,000-year-old ghost would be so powerful, how powerful Xiao Tianshu bragged, and what kind of onmyoji did Brother Fu say that year. I thought about it all night and couldn't deal with this ghost groom.
I didn't expect this 3,000-year-old ghost to be so powerful, and as soon as the sleeve fished out this ghost groom, it became a plaything, which is really interesting! ”
Xuan Chu stretched out his hand and touched the head of the ghost groom: "Haha, it's so good, I didn't expect you, a pervert, to play with women every day, and today you are also played with by women, don't shout, beg for mercy." I won't let you go, I let the ghost king give you to me today, I want you to be my pet, you are willing to be my pet, otherwise, I will take your life, let you die immediately, I see you play with women for me again! Hahaha......"
The ghost king smiled: "The words of the lady are my words, this pervert is not yet, hurry up and admit the mistake to my lady, this king can spare you, a life, if not, you will die today!" Gone ...... Ashes"
The ghost groom stood in the hands of the ghost king, looking at Xuan Chu so tall, that voice and the momentum of the ghost king, he really wanted to cry without tears: "Please spare the princess!"
Ji Chu said, "Don't cry either." Well, I'll help you. When will you change your mind and never do anything bad again, I'll let you go, okay? ”
The ghost groom thanked him: "The princess spares her life, and the princess will do whatever she says, and the little ones are grateful!" Listen to the princess's assignment. ”
The ghost king said: "Does the lady want to go back with the pervert?" ”
Xuan Chu asked, "Of course, didn't you give him to me as a pet?" I'm not going to take him back, why don't you want to give it to me? ”
The ghost king said: "Willing is willing, the lady wants the moon in the sky, and this king will also find a way to take it down for you, the problem is this pervert." This guy is scheming, I'm afraid that he will be clever and tricky, and then deceive the lady. I'm afraid that the lady will be bewitched by him, so let him out."
Xuan Chu said: "Are you afraid that he will release him like me last time, and you will not be a ghost?" You're still stingy, don't dare to give it to me, he's so old now, what else can he do? Besides, you abolished all his ghost cultivation, and then I took him to pinch it softly when I wanted to, and pinch it when I wanted to. I pinched and kneaded him and he didn't dare to resist, don't you say you're too happy, anyway, I'm idle all day and have nothing to do, wouldn't it be too fun to find such a little ghost doll? ”
The ghost king smiled: "That's what I said, then my king abolished his ghost cultivation, so that he had no way out, the lady just took it, but I was afraid that his lady would bring it to his side, how inconvenient it would be, after all, you are a woman, he is a man, although he is a little ghost, but this guy is a pervert?" ”
Chu asked, "What's the inconvenience?" ”
The ghost king said embarrassedly: "If the lady changes clothes, if she goes to the toilet, wouldn't it be inconvenient, he is a pervert after all, I'm afraid he has a bad heart for the lady!" ”
Chu Chu smiled: "Hahaha, you still have a lot of thoughts, so many thoughts?" What can a little imp like him see? Everyone who sees the eyes looks at the behemoth, what can they see? When I change my clothes, I just have to blindfold him. Otherwise, I'll blind him. Aren't you relieved? ”
When the ghost groom heard this, this girl was so vicious that she wanted to poke her eyes blind, and immediately called for help: "The ghost king spares his life, no matter how small it is, he doesn't dare to look at the ghost princess, the ghost princess is naked, and the little one doesn't dare to look at it, and she just treats it like her own mother, so you don't have to poke your eyes, right?" ”
Xuan Chu said: "Mother, I don't have a child as big as you, don't talk nonsense, you are such a big pervert, I can give birth to a pervert like you if I give birth to a child, you are not worthy of being a baby for me!" ”
Let's see the next time
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