Chen Haobei didn't lower his voice at all, and he didn't seem to be afraid of being heard next door complaining.

However, the movement of the two people next door directly crushed Chen Haobei in terms of volume, and with such passion, it is estimated that they will not be able to hear Chen Haobei's voice.

Even so, I made a silent gesture, and then pushed him towards his house, and just took a step, Chen Haobei suddenly chirped and asked, "Hey? Why is this girl here too? ”

It turned out that he didn't see Li Xiaomeng at all just now.

Li Xiaomeng took the opportunity to hurriedly and said attentively: "Brother Hao, it's early, I'll bring you breakfast." ”

Chen Haobei looked at me and then at Li Xiaomeng with a blank face, obviously not understanding the situation, "This... This...", and there was no reason for 'this'.

Seeing him like this, I continued to push him into the house and said, "Let's go into the house and talk about it." ”

After closing the door, the quarrel next door was much quieter, Li Xiaomeng was busy sorting out the food like a housewife, and Chen Haobei just looked at it dumbfounded.

After quickly tidying up, Li Xiaomeng urged enthusiastically like the hostess of the house: "What are you doing standing?" Hurry up and eat it hot, you're welcome. ”

Chen Haobei was not a polite person in the first place, not to mention that this was in his own home, as soon as Li Xiaomeng's words fell, he sat down and devoured them.

I wasn't hungry at all after I had eaten, so I just grabbed a Coke and drank it while watching them eat.

One gobbled up, the other chewed slowly, Li Xiaomeng would say a few words from time to time, "Eat slowly, don't choke" or "You see choking, right?" Drink some porridge" and other kind words made me feel like a light bulb.

It wasn't until Chen Haobei finally had enough to eat that he woke up like a dream and asked us again why did we come to his house? Li Xiaomeng just chatted about homely things, and didn't say anything nutritious for a long time.

Chen Haobei looked like he didn't remember what happened last night, and Li Xiaomeng also looked like nothing happened last night, and the two of them didn't say a word about what happened last night.

Gradually, I felt that the atmosphere was a little too harmonious, and for someone like me, who is not good at chatting, what I like most is to get straight to the point. So I broke the harmony and reminded, "What's wrong? You two forgot what happened last night? Li Xiaomeng, you didn't drink much last night, did you? Why is it broken? Chen Haobei, if you don't remember what happened last night, why did you send those messages early in the morning to harass Mei Di'er? ”

"Mei Di'er?"

Chen Haobei and Li Xiaomeng asked rhetorically at the same time, I looked at these two people with a little surprise, but I didn't expect their concerns to be quite consistent.

But after saying this, Li Xiaomeng seemed to have reacted to something, and immediately continued to eat with her head down, pretending that she hadn't spoken just now. Chen Haobei continued to ask, "What's wrong with Di'er?" Did you see her? What did she tell you? ”

After thinking about it, I told the story of last night from beginning to end in line with the principle of not being too big to see the excitement.

During this period, Li Xiaomeng tried to stop me from continuing several times, but was blocked by Chen Haobei, who looked curious, and strongly asked me to finish the process.

After I finished speaking, Chen Haobei was stunned for a long time before saying, "No, when did I call this girl?" Sister, you too, why do you go out in the middle of the night when someone tells you to go out, are you stupid? ”

Li Xiaomeng bowed her head slightly aggrieved and was speechless, while Chen Haobei took the initiative to take out his mobile phone and said to me: "Then, Qian'er, look, where did I date this girl?" Girl, don't touch porcelain. ”

I took Chen Haobei's mobile phone and looked at it, indeed, WeChat, text messages, call records, there was no trace of contact with Li Xiaomeng, Li Xiaomeng also took out her mobile phone with a surprised face, only to see that the WeChat chat records on her mobile phone were completely different from Chen Haobei's, and there were several invitation messages from Chen Haobei on her mobile phone, all of which were sent last night.

Chen Haobei was stunned, Li Xiaomeng was also stunned, and after a while, Chen Haobei suddenly slapped his thigh and said, "Oh mom, I understand!" It's those grandsons who secretly used my phone to send you messages while I was too drunk. ”

Li Xiaomeng also nodded as if she remembered something at this time: "Yes, yes, Brother Hao, you had already drunk and fell asleep when I arrived yesterday, Brother Hao, how much did you drink last night?" ”

Chen Haobei suddenly got up and paced back and forth a little irritably, Li Xiaomeng was still comforting himself and said things like "I knew that Brother Hao wouldn't pit me", and suddenly Chen Haobei scolded and said: "his uncle, damn!" A bunch of grandsons drugged Lao Tzu! ”

After saying this, Chen Haobei picked up his mobile phone and dialed a number and put it to his ear, I looked at his red face and bloodshot eyes, and felt that he was really angry.

However, he made several calls in a row and no one answered, so angry that he kicked the wall a few times, and then squatted on the ground with the painful toes of the kick and howled.

I didn't bother to persuade him, I just asked, "What do you mean, Brother Hao?" Li Xiaomeng helped Chen Haobei to sit back on the chair with a distressed face.

Chen Haobei slowed down for a while before saying: "Damn, I said why did I sleep so comfortably last night, and I couldn't remember what I did last night, and I also said that the fragment didn't feel like this." I remembered what you said.,I've taken sleeping pills before.,Sleep after eating that thing and that's it.,Last night I drank two glasses of beer and broke off.,No need to ask.,It must be that group of grandsons who drugged me.,After I fell asleep, I took my mobile phone to date your sister.。 Sister, it's really not you I made an appointment, Qian'er, don't worry, your friend, Brother Hao must be respected, 'Friends' wives can't be bullied', never do such shameless things! ”

To be honest, Chen Haobei's last sentence really made me feel very hot.

The main thing is that I can see that he is not lying, after all, he is all about Mei Dier.

Although Mei Dier and Li Xiaomeng can be said to be comparable in terms of appearance, and for now, Li Xiaomeng's IQ is definitely higher than Mei Di'er, but I think as long as it is a man, as long as you know a little more about these two women, you will choose Mei Di'er.

Since it is not Chen Hao's Li Xiaomeng in NATO, then in terms of responsibility for last night's incident, these two people have to open four or six, Chen Hao is four in the north, and Li Xiaomeng is six.

After thinking about it, I asked, "Brother Hao, have you ever taken sleeping pills?" Why? Can you still have insomnia when you are old with a wide heart and small eyes? ”

Chen Haobei said with a big grin: "Lost wool, I was also the same grandson last time, I don't know where to get a few pieces, you know, Brother Hao, I am very curious, so I ate them all, don't say it, the quality of sleep is really good, second... No, when I woke up on the third day, I didn't even know who took off my pants. ”

"How dare you eat anything? I knew that you were so greedy that you should introduce Meng Meng to you as a chef, and she is a must when she makes braised pork. ”

I was joking with Chen Haobei, and suddenly caught a glimpse of the obvious loss on Li Xiaomeng's face. Thinking about her recent efforts, I instantly understood what was going on.

So I pretended to be concerned and said, "It's okay, Xiaomeng, behave well, as long as you work hard, Brother Hao will ask you out one day." ”

Li Xiaomeng raised her head, and a glimmer of light had just recovered in her eyes, when suddenly Chen Haobei's mobile phone rang.

As soon as "Wild Wolf DIS" was sung, Chen Haobei looked at his mobile phone and raised a finger and said, "You two stop, it's my buddy... Bah! No, it's one of the grandsons yesterday, look at how Brother Hao scolds you! ”

After Chen Haobei finished speaking, he answered the phone in hands-free mode and listened to Li Xiaomeng and me.

Unexpectedly, Chen Haobei was just about to speak, but the other party scolded first: "I'll wipe your uncle Chen Haobei, what did you kid mean last night?!" Dare to find someone to get you Brother Xu, you really want to die, right?! ”

Not only Chen Haobei, but Li Xiaomeng and I were also stunned, on the other side, this is planning to sue the wicked first? Let's characterize the matter as Chen Haobei's fault first?

Chen Haobei came back to his senses and yelled at his mobile phone: "Why don't you come to this set!" The surname Xu is you, listen to Lao Tzu! Why did you dare to drug Lao Tzu last night, and you still want to spoil Lao Tzu's brother's woman, this matter is not over! ”

The other side said without showing weakness: "You're not finished? Lao Tzu is not finished! Just for the sake of a slut, how dare you treat Lao Tzu and Lao Tzu's brothers like this, you wait for Chen Haobei, from today onwards, Binhai City has you and me! I tell you, if Lao Tzu and his brothers drank too much last night, you, your friends, and your slut wouldn't have been able to run! ”

Chen Haobei's anger finally came up, and he scolded at a volume similar to the quarrel next door: "your uncle!" Xu Fatty, what do you think you are? Usually, looking at your age, Lao Tzu calls you Brother Xu all your life, but if you don't look at your age, Lao Tzu directly calls you Xu Hush, do you believe it? Know which boo boo not? It's just peeing that pee, that shhh Why are you a urinal in Lao Tzu's eyes, don't you know?! ”

I couldn't help but applaud twice and whispered, "Brother Hao, what a mouthful." Chen Haobei snorted at me slightly.

The person opposite seemed to be choked by Chen Haobei's witticism, and he gasped for a while before saying, "You... You... You kid, you wait,, don't run! Sooner or later, I'll lead someone to kill you! ”

Chen Haobei said arrogantly: "Come on! After a while, Lao Tzu went downstairs to buy sanitary napkins, and he won't go out today! Waiting for you at home every day! If you don't come, you're raised by me! ”

The other side also said: "Okay! It's decided! If you dare to run, you are raised by me! ”

After saying this, the other side hung up the phone angrily, and I asked a little curiously: "Brother Hao, what kind of stalk is a sanitary napkin?" ”

Chen Haobei said: "Oh, it's our black talk, if you want to bleed someone, buy a sanitary napkin to stop the bleeding for the other party." ”

I was a little crying and laughing and said, "Are all the black words on your road like this?" ”

Chen Haobei got up and stretched and said, "Do you want to be widowed?" Hey, sister, Brother Qi can help you out, Qian'er, I'll go to your place to live from now on. ”

I reacted for a moment to understand what he was talking about, and scolded with a smile: "Damn, what did you just blow to someone?" Don't you dare to take it? Chen Haobei said: "What dare not? This is called a soldier who is not tired of cheating, didn't you also use this trick when we first dealt with each other? ”

Chen Haobei's words pulled my thoughts back to the day before Zhu Bajie disappeared, and in addition to feeling in my heart that fate is so magical, I also feel that time flies so fast.

Li Xiaomeng interjected at this time: "Brother Hao, since you want to use this wise way to resolve this conflict, then you can go up to me to live, just stay away from this community, isn't it safer?" ”

Chen Haobei did not hesitate to say another sentence that made my heart quite warm: "How can that work? They also saw Qian'er yesterday, what should they do if I go away and attack Qian'er? Oh, by the way, Qian'er, how did you fight with them yesterday? Is the injury on the other side serious? The man surnamed Xu is careful, he will definitely take revenge for you disturbing his death. ”

I couldn't answer him because I didn't even see what it was.

But his words reminded me, and I hurriedly told him the purpose of coming to him: "By the way, Brother Hao, hurry up, it was Ah San and Ah Si who helped me yesterday, and you two hurriedly paid for someone to buy some fruit or something." ”

Li Xiaomeng asked, "Is the fruit enough?" It's better to just give the money. I shook my head and said, "Do you think they are unemployed vagrants like Chen Haobei?" Everyone has a formal job, and they definitely don't want to give you money, just buy more fruit gift boxes or something. ”

Li Xiaomeng agreed, didn't insist on his opinion, and Chen Haobei also understood what was going on, so he went to the bathroom to wash up without saying a word.

Li Xiaomeng and I played with our mobile phones and waited for him, and after a short time of washing, we went to the supermarket outside the community to buy two boxes of fruits, three meat gift boxes and two boxes of drinks, and then carried them straight to the property office.

When we arrived at the door of the office, we found that we couldn't get in at all, because there were too many people in the office, and it seemed that the neighbors in the whole community were...