"Bang. ”

Lin Xi was unceremonious, rounded one leg and kicked him on Viso's thigh, kicking him out of the way, the fat man was like a big meat ball, constantly tumbling and finally hitting another nearby tree before stopping,

"I fork. The fat man spat out the grass whiskers in his mouth, and ran back with a smoke, "I must have guessed correctly, you must have seen the matter exposed, and you want to kill the fat man, so I'll kill you." ”

"That's true. Lin Xi, who was next to the big tree, gritted his teeth, "You are the spring overflowing, the face is like a peach blossom, and the obscene fat man thinks about it." ”

"Hey, hey. "The fat man smiled and sat down next to Lynsey," Isn't this also out of kindness to teach you a time, remember, when you have an intimate and strenuous exercise with a good woman in the future, don't forget to take precautions in advance, you said that you have a hand in chasing girls, why don't you even understand the most basic protection knowledge, tell you, the pharmacy on the street has good things that can make you feel free to make sure that the woman is okay for sale, and, fat man, I would like to remind you a little more, that thing can't be blown as a balloon bubble, let alone worn in the wrong place, otherwise there will be a big mess ......"

"Bang bang. ”

The fat man who was talking about Zhenghuan was directly kicked away by two shadowless legs, and just hung on the branches of a big tree.

"Fork, hey, Linsy, put me down, fat man, I'm afraid of heights. Viso hung face down on the branches, and his two very fleshy elephant legs were kicking in the air, and his mouth was shouting repeatedly,

"Oh, it's okay, I don't need my help, you'll be down soon anyway. Lin Xi said nonchalantly, and in less than a minute, he heard the sound of branches breaking from the tree, accompanied by a terrible scream, and the fat man fell heavily on the mud floor,

"Phew, bah, bah. After a long while, the fat man, who was in a prostrate forward posture in absolute stillness, moved, lifted a huge round head, and then used his two arms to prop up his body weighing one hundred and seventy pounds with difficulty, and finally spit out the mud in his mouth, and the fat man staggered back to Lin Xi's side,

"You, I finally understand, you must have been fired because of a fight. The fat man rubbed his big belly and hummed weakly and said,

"Hehe, if you guessed it like this, it would be fine. Linsey teased,

"Fork. The fat man muttered again, "Okay, let's get down to business." ”

"Oh, what a business, is there a combat mission. Lin Xi's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly asked,

The fat man shook his head and said seriously: "Which department of Chulin Academy has the most beautiful women, is it the water department, and also, Lin Xi, there are not many beauties you know, and there is no contact after being expelled, can you introduce one or two to me, remember, one or two are enough, beauties are not expensive, you know, fat man, I have never been greedy." ”

Without saying a word, Lin Xi stepped forward and beat him up, and cleaned up the fat man's nose and face were swollen and sobbing before he stopped.

Ten minutes later, seeing that the sun was about to set, the fat man who had buried his round face in the grass poked his head out and said in a barely audible voice: " This time it's really down to business, autumn is coming soon, and girls in short skirts in summer are going to change into long clothes and pants at this time, oh, Linxi, don't do it yet, I'll get back to business right away, the flowers that bloom in spring bear fruit in autumn, but the group of bitches of the orc tribe raised them collectively ran down the mountain to kill people and grab food as soon as they reached this point, and his grandmother's was so punctual every time he went down the mountain, it was even more accurate than my rooster crowing every day, so in order to protect civilians and their property, this time we are likely to rush to the area where the western orcs are not available, and carry out a clearing operation。 ”

"The hateful orc clan should indeed be dealt with hard, not only robbing food, but also killing innocent people, this time when I go to the west, I must kill a few more of them. "If the orcs invade again, Lin Xi only hopes that this time he can go to battle,

"Yes, I am not afraid of death, fat man, and I must kill their sharpness. ”

Lin Xi glanced at Viso and teased, "For such a long journey, the horse that carried you is miserable, and you must be crushed and deformed." ”

When Viso heard this, he immediately roared, "Although I am very fat but very flexible, have you ever seen someone like me who can still be a heavy knight, fat man, I don't move, I move like a rabbit, my body is like electricity, what if I am tired of turning over two horses, the most important thing is that I am worth far more than two horses, hehe, when I go to the west, I want to let those orcs see the majesty of the fat man, I have to make them scared." ”

"Yes, I heard that the orcs have been short of food, in order to survive the winter, they even dare to eat human flesh, fat man, you be careful, born with such fine skin and tender meat and fat, beware of being caught and locked up, cut a piece today and cut a lump tomorrow to eat. ”

The fat man was completely speechless,

However, what he said was quickly proven to be true, and two weeks later, it was the time of the villagers' autumn harvest, and the hungry orcs began to go down the mountain to grab food.

In order to help the Western Legion repel these cruel bandits, the Northern Legion, as in previous years, sent the Dragon Knight Corps, the Cavalry Regiment, and even the Ace Legion Heavy Knights Corps also sent a fifth of the cavalry, all just to protect the lives and property of civilians and kill as many orcs as possible.

However, in order to prevent the neighboring Apomatto from taking advantage of the opportunity to attack, the elite forces of the Northern Army remained in place, so nearly a tenth of the one-fifth hoplite cavalry were selected last year and this year, of course, it must be the elite of the recruits,

No surprise, Lynsey and Viso were incorporated into it, and with this heavily armed brigade of 10,000 people, they set off for the west.

"I'm fork, horse, horse, you run quickly. "After driving for more than a day, the fat man's mount, a third-order angry wind war horse, has been tired and panting, compared to the speed of other war horses is a lot slower, it is pressed, to rest in peacetime, the fat man's weight is not a problem at all, but now the situation is different, first, it is far away from the west, and secondly, the troops who go to the war this time will either fly or gallop on the horse, the speed is naturally very fast, the heaviest heavy knight soldier in order not to fall behind, the speed of the march is half faster than usual, the fat man's mount is not tired, it is strange,

The fat man saw that he was about to fall behind, and he was very anxious, so he couldn't help but lean over to comfort the war horse, hoping that it could run faster.

In the end, it was Lin Xi and a few others who took turns to change mounts with the fat man so that the fat man didn't cry.

Finally, after ten days of emergency marching, the aid force sent by the Northern Corps reached the west,

At this time, all the legions of the Western Army have been assembled, and the vanguard has set off to the vast alpine meadows to reconnoiter the latest movements of the orcs.

This is a common way to deal with orcs, and although it sounds simple, it is actually not so easy to do.

The ancestors of the orcs are a combination of humans and monsters, and their bodies are just like the powerful monsters, very burly and robust, and they still retain many characteristics of various monsters, for example, there are pigs among the orcs, and there are bulls with two hooves in the human head and cows, etc., their bodies are partially like people, but their wisdom is much lower than that of humans.

Their ancestors lived a life of drinking blood, although after slow evolution and development, the orcs also mastered the method of making fire and eating cooked food, some orcs will also reclaim wasteland to grow crops, and even a very few powerful orcs can still speak the human language, but after all, the intelligence is low, and the orcs as a whole still cannot integrate into human society, so they have to establish their own tribes in the alpine meadows, living a semi-settled and semi-nomadic life,

There are also animals in the alpine meadows, and the orcs can naturally hunt them as their food, plus they have mastered the method of making fire, so they will not conflict with humans, but this is not the case, because the orcs have too strong reproductive ability, and in the western region of the Noqi Empire and the Abomato Empire, there are many alpine meadows, but no matter how large the area is, it can't help but increase the population without limits.

Later, due to the pressure of the number of races and the gradual reduction of suitable food, the orcs began to migrate and began to descend the mountains in search of a new way out, so that it was inevitable to encounter nearby humans.

Humans naturally don't want to provoke these powerful monsters, but under the pressure of hunger and cold, the orcs have found a trouble-saving and labor-saving way to deal with the difficulties they face, that is, to rob human food and human clothing, and human beings will be killed by their madness if they resist a little.

In the end, these ferocious orcs even figured out the law of the ripening of crops every year, and as soon as autumn was about to come, they began to assemble, and then went down the mountain to start looting with impunity, and in the eyes of these low-intelligence orcs, human food and clothing were prepared for them,

Not only that, but if there is a natural disaster and the food they loot is not enough to survive the winter, these cruel orcs will even take the initiative to find humans, and then kill or capture them, and then bring them back to the alpine meadows.