Chapter Seventy-One: The King of Comedy
"Hey, what are you smiling at?" Chen Ruohan poked Quan Qianyun's stomach with his fingers, only to see Quan Tingyun raising his head, looking ahead with dull eyes, a stupid face, and his brows were also upturned like joy.
Quan Tianyun, who was trapped in his own brain supplement world and couldn't extricate himself, was suddenly pulled back to reality by Chen Ruohan, and everyone in the ladder classroom was in a hurry, all of them introduced and knew each other. This is a rare opportunity, at least compared with other branches of the military, the Space Force is relatively happy, to be able to have a place to contact with female comrades-in-arms, only need an opportunity, you can imperceptibly pull a red thread, over time and understand each other, and then cook raw rice into porridge naturally.
"I'm laughing at you!" Quan Tingyun squinted and smiled.
"What? Did my beauty alarm you? Chen Ruohan deliberately suppressed her voice, and her voice changed, becoming a half-catty and half-tael royal sister voice, not to mention, it was really attractive. After hearing this, the male comrade-in-arms in the front row also turned his head to look at Chen Ruohan, "Hello, classmate." Chen Ruohan winked at the boy in front of him.
The male comrade-in-arms in the front row immediately said hello shyly, and then turned his head back. "Seriously, since I was a child, the old man has never seen such a brazen person!" Quan Tianyun sneered and said, but Chen Ruohan is really beautiful.
"Huh? Am I not beautiful? Chen Ruohan held his chin and stared straight at Quan Tianyun, his eyes seemed to penetrate the skin and seep into his bones, which was really tempting. I didn't expect this guy to dress up, it's really charming.
"You remind me of a lyric that says that a fox is not a demon, and sex appeal is not a. Speaking of Sao, I remembered a short video, a little boy and a little girl were eating in a restaurant, and the little girl asked, why do adults like to say Sao, what does Sao mean? The little boy said, Sao, Sao means beautiful! The little girl thought about it and said, then I'm also very sassy, the little boy covered his mouth and smiled, then you are really sassy! Hahahaha. "The gentleman character of Quan Qiyun collapsed all of a sudden, and he looked like a pure dick.
"What are you trying to say? Well? Chen Ruohan showed a smile like a flower, plus the royal sister voice that was eroding people's hearts, especially that one, more and more feeling, if it continues, Quan Tingyun will probably not be able to hold it, and now Quan Tingyun's heart has melted.
Quan Tianyun swallowed a mouthful of saliva, sighed and said, "Alas, a person's mind is difficult to read, the real masters of comedy are lonely, a celebrity once said that the joys and sorrows of human beings are not the same, and I only think they are noisy." ”
"Who can't read your heart, huh? I think I understand you very well! For example, you have a strong point and a weak point, which you don't understand. After Chen Ruohan finished speaking, he subconsciously leaned towards Quan Tianyun, the distance between the two was closer, and their bodies were about to touch, and Quan Tianyun could almost feel Chen Ruohan's body temperature.
"What?" Quan Tianyun looked at Chen Ruohan with a sideways face, when he first saw Chen Ruohan, a fragrance came to his face, Quan Tianyun clearly felt Chen Ruohan's exhaled breath, gently blew on his face, and hysteria, Quan Tianyun realized that the distance between himself and Chen Ruohan was no more than ten centimeters.
"Your advantage is that you are very handsome, you" Before Chen Ruohan could finish speaking, Quan Tingyun interrupted Chen Ruohan's words, although Quan Tingyun knew that it was very impolite to interrupt others.
"I know!" Kwon interjected.
Chen Ruohan stopped Quan Qianyun, "Wait a minute, I haven't finished talking yet!" Your shortcomings, your shortcomings are that you are not handsome enough! Hahaha. Chen Ruohan laughed.
Quan Tianyun rolled his eyes, "You eat some food!" Don't just drink, or you'll get caught up. ”
"Hmph, you know what other boys say about me!" The corners of Chen Ruohan's mouth rose.
"What, let you get out of the way, saying you're ugly to them?"
"Why can't you be poetic! Everyone praises me, there are beautiful women in the south, peerless and independent. Looking back and smiling, the six palaces have no color! ”
"Yo yo yo, good poems come out of your mouth, and they don't smell good."
Chen Ruohan smiled like a royal sister, "Why are you so good at mocking others?" If you do it, it will definitely be popular. ”
In order to prevent Chen Ruohan from doing anything to him, Quan Tianyun waved his hand to Du Xiaoyu, indicating that there was still a vacant seat next to him, and Du Xiaoyu also came over after seeing it.
After Chen Ruohan saw Quan Tianyun calling Du Xiaoyu over, he was not unhappy, but politely gave up his seat to Du Xiaoyu.
"It's so early!" Du Xiaoyu said after sitting down.
"Just to get a seat! I was embarrassed last time, but this time I didn't have a little heart. ”
"It's twenty minutes before class! If you still have enough time, why don't you start a game? ”
When Quan Tianyun heard this, he immediately said, "Huh, arrange it!" "When Quan Tianyun and Bao Yuqian were together, Bao Yuqian didn't like Quan Tingyun to play games, because Bao Yuqian didn't like to play very much, when she was in HN before, it was also to pass the time, so she downloaded it, and accompanied Quan Tingyun to practice heroes, and later Quan Tingyun found that Bao Yuqian really didn't have any talent for playing games, so she simply didn't pull her to play. Now, as soon as Quan Tianyun plays, Bao Yuqian is easy to be depressed, when Quan Tianyun plays, he turns on his voice, happily commands, shouts, and has a lot of fun, while Bao Yuqian on the side seems to be snubbed, and will blame Quan Tianyun for only playing games and not wanting to accompany her.
This can't be blamed on the power of the clouds, the communication between men is not a game or a business cooperation, these two are the biggest royal road, in addition, it is a wine and dinner, otherwise how can you contact the feelings? Is it like a girls' room, going out shopping hand in hand? Each creature has its own category of entertainment, no slander, no blame, no complaining, mutual respect is the greatest friendly survival.
"What are you playing?" Chen Ruohan stretched his head over, and his face was almost on Quan Tianyun's head, Chen Ruohan's exaggerated action also made many male comrades-in-arms pay attention to this again. Quan Tingyun became a full-fledged public enemy for a while, and Quan Tingyun did not realize it.
"Play the link at the bottom left of this screen, click on the game to play, and you can get super benefits when you reach level 500!" Quan Tianyun learned the advertising words in the short video and recited them.
"You've got a lot of humor! What is this? The characters can also be controlled independently! Chen Ruohan stared intently at Quan Tianyun's mobile phone screen.
"Well, in fact, there is nothing, it's just a popular tower pushing game, you control your own character, you are a summoner, you can choose the characters in the game, and four real players together for a five-V-five battle, the first to push off the local hub base to win the game, this is also modeled after the current war theme, take down the enemy's control center, basically win the war of modern thinking." Quan Tingyun introduced Chen Ruohan to Chen Ruohan with a mouth full of trains, in fact, Quan Tingyun didn't know whether what he said was right or wrong, but what was this? As long as you are professional enough to embody yourself and finish pretending to be done, it's good! In fact, we are all people who like to pretend to be forced, just to see who pretends to be big enough, who pretends to be elegant enough, connotative and unpretentious.
"It looks like a lot of fun! I'll go back and download one, you teach me to play! Chen Ruohan casually glanced at Quan Tingyun's face, and then looked at Quan Tianyun's mobile phone screen and said.
"Okay, you let Du Xiaoyu teach you, Du Xiaoyu is more powerful, he is a super ace, he is the highest level player in the game, he can give you a lot of experience." Quan Qianyun pushed and pushed this charming vixen to Du Xiaoyu, to see if he could match her with Du Xiaoyu, and he could be regarded as a moon old man.
"Me? I'm all playing nonsense, Quan Tianyun is really awesome, he has two heroes who are ranked on the national uniform! If that's not great, then I'm even worse. "Perm your head, Du Xiaoyu said bluntly.
Quan Tianyun sighed, "Alas, the steel wire that Yue Lao pulled for you was all torn off by you!" Have you stayed with Chen Yunze for too long and influenced yourself? ”
Du Xiaoyu quickly operated on the mobile phone screen with both hands, "If I were Chen Yunze, I would definitely scold you!" ”
Quan Tianyun thought for a moment, "If I were Chen Yunze, I would definitely say, who are you insinuating against?" Who is scolding Huai? Who is sprayed with blood? Who will quench the thirst of Wangmei? Who is the deer? Right! ”
Du Xiaoyu laughed, "Brother, your literary attainments are extraordinary!" Brother, I am willing to bow down. ”
Chen Ruohan also smiled charmingly, "Quan Tianyun, you should learn that temperament!" Can you learn it, it's that tone, if it's difficult, you can add that expression to set it off. ”
Quan Tianyun immediately thought of who Chen Ruohan was referring to, a more classic sketch actor. Quan Tianyun deliberately trembled his body, "Why do you say that our appearance is, yes, it's almost, admit it!" But from the perspective of temperament, I said that after so many years in my hands, I have been so stubborn, and I have never let go! ”
"Hahahaha!" Du Xiaoyu and Chen Ruohan laughed together, and even the girls in front of Quan Tingyun couldn't help laughing, obviously not because of anything else, but because of Quan Tingyun's imitation show, which activated their laughter.
"Excellent, brother! I'm going to turn around for you! Chen Ruohan wiped the tears from laughter and said.
"This kid was born to mix in the entertainment industry, with this background, you might as well go to acting, go to the art circle, what are you doing in the Space Army, an actor who has been delayed by the Space Army!" While Du Xiaoyu was talking, he unconsciously touched his hot hair, habitually moving.
Quan Tianyun was playing, and suddenly heard a voice in front of him, only to see a girl quickly turn around, "Your name is Quan Tianyun, right?" ”
Is there something good about it? Quan Tianyun thought to himself, Quan Tingyun nodded, "I am, beauty, what are you doing?" Quan Qianyun didn't look up, and was busy swiping the mobile phone in his hand and said.
Another girl in front of her turned around, it seemed to be the girl's companion, and the two may have discussed, "Little brother, add a WeChat!" ”
Quan Tianyun raised his head curiously, only to see that they were two very cute girls, very kawaii, are the girls growing up so well now? It doesn't look like you're wearing too much makeup! Why is it so pretty? No, I'm a person with a girlfriend, I have to restrain myself, I have to be restrained, so that I can be a good man, and I can't secretly let Bao Yuqian have multiple concubines! Quan Tianyun is not such a man, Quan Tingyun refuses to be a scumbag. So Quan Tianyun gave his WeChat to the two girls in front of him openly, what do you want! No one has that meaning, so they take off their pants first, what are you doing on the bed? By car! Play too!
The two girls searched, "Qilixiang? What a feeling of love! "A girl was a little surprised, I didn't expect Quan Tianyun's WeChat nickname to be so personal.
"Yes, there is a little fresh feeling, I feel like a warm man when I listen to it, and he is very sunny and lively." Her companions chimed in.
Chen Ruohan smiled, "Just with your mobile phone number, I didn't add your WeChat!" Taking advantage of the opportunity for these two lovely little girls to ask questions, I will add it too! ”
Quan Tianyun was even more surprised, she didn't expect that there would be more WeChat friend applications from three young ladies for no reason today, which made Bao Yuqian know, would she think more? By the way, I still think about her all the time, I love her, since I love her, then why are I afraid? It's just an ordinary friend, as long as there is nothing too excessive, or the chat and behavior are too ambiguous, this should be okay, no one has ever said that if you have a girlfriend, you should cut off contact with other members of the opposite sex, Quan Tingyun worked hard to find a reason for himself, so down, Quan Tingyun persuaded himself again.
After a game, the teacher also came over, this is an old man over half a hundred years old, who looks extraordinary and quite knowledgeable.
After the old man came to the stage, his expression was very serious, "Hello soldiers! I am your study instructor, my name is Zhang Fugui, of course, you can call me a stick! I'm not talking about the cabinet of the wardrobe, but the light of the single! As soon as the old man finished speaking, the audience burst into applause! This looks at the serious teacher, I didn't expect it to be an old and improper, such a humorous teacher is now the advocate of quality education, a good teacher, not only can lead students to learn scientific and cultural knowledge, but also learn a lot of great principles from the teacher, which is very impressive.
When I was in Australia, there was a young chemistry teacher, he liked to quote an example in class, it doesn't matter, many times the example just finished the class, sometimes before the lecture, the class was over, as soon as the content that had nothing to do with learning was said, the teacher was sexual, and he couldn't stop it. The reason why Quan Tianyun is impressed is that he can always combine boring and boring chemical formulas and chemical principles and phenomena with contemporary reality, and one of his classic words is fart, and people fart is often used by him to talk about things, and as soon as he says this, the temperature in the classroom rises. Anyway, he can always make the things in the textbook easy to understand, and full of black humor, many students like his teaching style, he talks about knowledge in class for no more than ten minutes, almost the least in all subjects, but the chemistry score of the class he teaches is the best in the school, this is the gap, a good teacher is not only a teacher, it is likely to be a mentor on the road of life, Quan Tianyun admires him and admires him. If only he were alive now! It will definitely be admired by more people.
"Why is my name Zhang Fugui? This is about the social background of my childhood. In 1942, there was a great famine in HN, when it was still in the period of the War of Resistance Against Japan, the whole country concentrated its forces against the enemy, my family was the landlord class, at that time, I was a generous young master, that was attracted the attention of 10,000 people, although my family conditions were very superior, but my father hoped that I could inherit the family business, so I named it Fugui, if I was rich and noble all my life, then my family will naturally not decline. But history is always so unsatisfactory, and in that year, when I was only twelve years old, my family's big house was suddenly surrounded at night by hundreds of ordinary people, who were armed with axes and shovels, and some with iron hooks for killing pigs. They asked my family to open the storehouse and distribute the grain to them, and my father did so, and took out half of the grain in the storehouse and gave it to them for free, and when they got the food, they began to spread the word everywhere, and the result was a larger crowd from other areas, all of whom were deserters. In 1942, there was a drought in HN that had not been seen in a century, and countless crops died in the ground. We left only enough grain for the people in the big house for a month, and gave them all the rest, but this was far from enough, and some of them deliberately caused trouble, saying that my father hid the grain and did not want to distribute it to them, so they rushed in and killed my father, and many other unrelated people. At that time, it was normal for a person to die, and when a person disappeared, no one cared at all, let alone the war years and the hard times. Fortunately, I survived, and fulfilled my father's wish, and I lived a very happy life, and now in my old age, I am also rich. ”
"Warriors, why am I talking about this? I want to tell you that everyone must have a hard-working spirit, and this is an eternal truth at all times. You are the soldiers of the Space Force, and you will endure more than others, and our great leader once said that he cherished the Qin Emperor and the Han Dynasty, and slightly lost the literary talent, and the Tang Dynasty and Song Ancestors were slightly inferior to the coquettish. A generation of Tianjiao, Genghis Khan, only knows how to bend the bow and shoot the eagle. All the past, count the romantic characters, and look at your present! ”