The First World Extra-Small Theater

(This has nothing to do with the text.) And then to emphasize,This article has no male protagonist, no CP non-strategy.。 οΌ‰

Scene 1:

"Do you want cookies?"

At the end of the first game, Xue Jiewen picked up the long-lived exclusive snack biscuit on the table and asked Qiu Lingbai. He didn't know where to smoke it this time, so he directly exposed the three big words "turtle food" in front of Qiu Lingbai's eyes.

Is this thing edible for people?,Even if both of them know that she's fallen off the horse.,That's not to be on the surface.,This guy is the game to the top!

Seeing that Qiu Lingbai looked at him wrongly, Xue Jiewen realized that he had done something wrong, he hurriedly took back the turtle food, and said:

"Accident, wait a minute, I'll get you what you can eat."

Then he didn't even hide it, just poured the turtle food into a small plastic jar of biscuits that a person ate in front of Qiu Lingbai, and then threw away the packaging of the turtle food and handed the cookie jar to Qiu Lingbai.

"Well, it's ready to eat now."

Qiu Lingbai: Hehe.

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Session 2:

In the third row, Xue Jiewen slipped away this time, so he played this line very arrogantly:

Assist me!

Yin Xu: ???

"It's not Xue Jiewen, what do you mean, pry my corner in front of me, right, what kind of words are you typing, the living are sitting next to you!"

[Yin Dudu: Hahahahaha, a good teammate of the century!] ]

[Senior Yin Hei: If you want to live a decent life, you have to have a little green on your head.] Admit it, Yin Poisonous Tongue, the assistant is not your alone. ]

[Lalalala: Actually, I've always felt that Qiu Xiaomei is a waste of resources to follow you, what use do you say, you have the ability to hit the opposite five of them.] ]

"What's wrong with me with my financial stipend? What's wrong! You have the ability to surpass me, slightly. ”

Xue Jiewen was quite nervous, he shook his head and shook his head, and accidentally, three strong men jumped out of the grass beside him.

"Ah!! Help me! Daddy save me!! ”

He couldn't run away, Xue Jiewen had to shout and fight back, but fortunately, Qiu Lingbai and the two were not far from him, and finally with the help of the assistant, he successfully exchanged one for three.

"Yin Xu, what's the matter with you!"

"What's going on?"

Yin Xu, who was playing slowly, asked calmly, as if it was normal for him not to help in the wave just now.

"You did that to your teammates, report, actor!"

Yin Xu finished harvesting the last wild monster on the right side of the opposite jungle, and then assisted his own mage in the middle lane, and then slowly replied:

"Didn't you say you were too financially high? Then I'll help you suppress it, slightly~"

Xue Jiewen: !!

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Session 3:

"Xiaobai, you remember to change the water and feed my turtle, but don't kill it, and it's okay to take it out to crawl and let him bask in the sun for a while, the most important thing is not to let it stay stupidly with a turtle, okay, you must remember to talk to it for a while when you have time, in case it becomes one again."

"Into what?"

"Captain, don't answer me nonsense, Qiu Xiaobai can understand what I say."

"Hey, you kid, your skin is itchy, aren't you?"

Lian Yan rolled up his sleeves and planned to give Xue Jiewen a long lesson package, but Uncle Ning stared at Qiu Lingbai with a look on his face.

"Coach, what are you doing?"

The look was like that of a thief, and goosebumps rose for those who watched.

"You, Xue Jiewen, Yin Xu, are you three hiding something from me?"

Qiu Ling has a white and black question mark face, she and Xue Jiewen do have some secrets that can't be said, but what does this have to do with Yin Xu?

Could it be that Yin allowed him to ...... And not people?

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Scene 4:

"Xue Jiewen, why did you suddenly change your name as a turtle? Isn't it nice to have a long life, why do you suddenly want to call it a dog? ”

Yin Xu teased the little turtle with food, and the little turtle stupidly followed his fingers to swim left and right, but he didn't see him throw the food down.

"It's easy to live with a cheap name, and the previous name was so good. And it's enough to have one for a long life. ”

The second half of Xue Jiewen said very lightly, it didn't feel like he was talking to Yin Xu, but like he was talking to himself.

"Dog leftovers, dog leftovers, can I get it out and play a game?"

Last time, let Changsheng, oh no, now it's the dog leftovers, and letting the dog play the game is just an accident, and now its owner is on the scene, Yin Xu of course has to go through the permission of its owner before he can hold the dog leftover on the gaming table.

Xue Jiewen glanced at him, and then said helplessly:

"If you're not afraid that it will break your things, you can just take them, but I'll say okay first, I won't pay if the things are broken."

"How so?! The last time Changshou was on my desk, it was very well-behaved, how could it be so skinny as you say. ”

"You also said that it is a long life."

"Tsk, what's the difference! Don't worry, you don't have to pay for it! Let's go, the puppy is left~"

Half a minute later......

"I'll go, don't buckle Lao Tzu's keyboard!! Wire! You dare to bite the wire! Let go, Xue Jiewen, you don't care?! ”

"Practice, don't make a noise. Didn't you say you could afford it yourself? ”

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Scene 5:

"Xiaobai, there is an interview today, can you give me your cosmetics to use?"

"What's that?"

Qiu Xiaobai, who was immersed in the game, asked without raising his head.

"Cosmetics! I've been staying up all night for a week, and the dark circles under my eyes are so thick that you borrow me to cover them. ”

Lian Yan held a small mirror, looking left and right, as if she was very dissatisfied with her current skin condition.

"How can I have that thing, we've known each other for so long, have you ever seen me wear makeup except for shooting posters and attending events? And those are still the makeup artists provided by the program. ”

It's not that Qiu Lingbai doesn't know how to wear makeup, it's just that she can't even afford cosmetics when she is poor in this world, and when she has money, she finds that she doesn't need makeup anymore.

The dead fat boy who has been nesting in the base all day, what kind of makeup is there, it is better to buy two more packs of small biscuits with special flavors.

After listening to what she said, Lian Yan looked at her like an alien, and then shook his head in disgust and said:

"Tsk, a woman like you is really ...... Forget it, I'll go to Jiang Li's borrowing, he has it there. ”

Qiu Lingbai was very speechless, I said Captain, do you have the courage to finish your words before leaving?

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Scene 6:

"I'm in for a treat, will you go out to dinner with me?"

Qiu Lingbai asked.

"No, no, I promised the fans that I must give them a live broadcast on time today, if I don't go online, they can scold me to death, you know the character of my fans."

Yin Xu waved his hand again and again, and quickly started a game.

"I was scolded by the coach yesterday, and I have to practice hard today, or ...... Next time? ”

Even Yan hurriedly sat up straight, and then opened the mistake video recorded yesterday.

"I ...... My stomach is uncomfortable, and I may not be able to leave the bathroom at our base today. ”

Jiang Li immediately covered his stomach, then pretended to be uncomfortable, and rushed into the toilet with a "poof".

"You dare to refuse me to try!"

Qiu Lingbai caught the last one and threatened Xue Jiewen before he could speak.

"I ...... The excuses have been exhausted by them, and I can't find anything to say, otherwise, I'll treat you, let's order takeout and eat over, can you eat as much as you want? ”

"That's it, Xiaobai, the last time we entered the box, it turned out that no one had come out of the box before it was on the hot search, saying that XM is too delicious, a total of five people in a team ate the amount of food in other people's teams of more than a dozen people, how embarrassing it is to spread it."

Autumn Ridge White: ??? What's so embarrassing, the food is not for them, if you really want to feel embarrassed, just say that she eats those things alone.

What a great thing one person can eat for a dozen people, really, I don't understand what these guys are thinking.

An hour later......

Ninety-first on the hot search list (soaring)

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