So what should I say? Guarantee that the next time you go out, you will definitely bring Xiaorou with you?

Fortunately, Chen Haobei patted his chest very righteously and said: "Don't blame a thousand for this, blame me if you want to blame!" I dragged him to my house. ”

I quickly nodded and said, "Well, Brother Hao is right." ”

Xiaoshuang turned his head to look at Chen Haobei and asked, "Then what did you call him out for?" Chen Haobei said without going around in circles: "I found something important, except for my brother in our community, I trust my thousand brothers, I just discussed it with him." ”

Xiaoshuang asked a little crying and laughing, "Have you found anything else?" What did you find? ”

Chen Haobei replied: "What I found is a big deal, that... Oops! Big girl! I just reacted to it, and what I found out has something to do with you! No, it's about your object! ”

Chen Haobei suddenly shouted at the top of his throat, which startled the other of us, and Xiaoshuang was the closest to Chen Haobei, so he was unfortunately cheapened by Chen Haobei's saliva, and he was closing his eyes at the moment with a loveless expression.

Jing Sheng hurriedly took out a tissue and pasted it on Xiaoshuang's face, Xiaoshuang took the tissue with his eyes closed and wiped it carefully, his expression was quite embarrassed.

Jingsheng turned his head and asked Chen Haobei with a slight complaint: "Haobei, don't be surprised, what did you find Xiaoyu?" Haven't we already made some things clear to you? ”

Chen Haobei put on a heart-wrenching expression, a pair of small eyes almost like they were about to spit out tears, staring at the little pair who was wiping his face, and said earnestly: "Big sister, I told you about this, don't be too sad, after all, you are still young, who of us hasn't fallen in love with ten or eight scum when we were young?" Right? This is love, he can't say it clearly, he's confused... Paste... Smear... Ahh

Listening to Chen Haobei's deliberately long tone, I scolded him: "What's the matter? Are you going to sing two more lines? Chen Haobei turned his head and asked me seriously: "Qian'er, do you say that I should carry that scumbag out with Xiaoshuang. Tell Xiaoshuang about the rails? Xiaoshuang listened to the scumbag carrying her out. If you track another woman, will Xiaoshuang be sad? ”

Xiaoshuang and Jingsheng asked at the same time, "Which scumbag?" What's out. Rail? You say Xiaoyu? ”

Chen Haobei turned his head and nodded, and said as a matter of course: "Well." ”

Unexpectedly, Xiaoshuang laughed out loud and said while laughing, "Oh, out. Rails, right? It's okay, I don't mind, it's not a big deal, so you're done talking, right? If you're done talking, a thousand, go back quickly, don't keep letting Xiaorou stay alone in the empty room, what does it look like for outsiders. ”

Chen Haobei was directly stupid, looked at Xiaoshuang with his mouth wide open, and then looked at me, as if he didn't know what to say at all.

Xiaoshuang still looked like she didn't care, seeing that there was nothing else to do, she was very enthusiastic to remind Chen Haobei: "Haobei, don't worry about these things all day long, don't forget, you and Xiaoya..."

"I don't!"

Chen Haobei suddenly interrupted Xiaoshuang loudly, but fortunately, Xiaoshuang was mentally prepared this time, and took a tissue in advance to block it in front of him, so that Chen Haobei's saliva did not attack successfully again.

Just before she could put the tissue down, Chen Haobei continued: "You don't mind, I don't mind!" Xiaoya let your boyfriend sleep, what are you doing with me second-hand goods? I finally understand why you keep running around me and Xiaoya, it turns out that you want me to take over your boyfriend! No wonder you don't mind, you've found my next home, you don't mind, you're really generous, so if I pick up Xiaoya, then my brain can't be green until I die?! Don't do it! ”

As soon as Xiaoshuang let go, a wet tissue fell to the ground, and Jingsheng directly handed her a whole pack of tissues in his hand.

Chen Haobei was still complaining, Xiaoshuang didn't speak, Jingsheng didn't say, and neither did I.

But I can understand that this product uses its own brain circuits, combined with Xiaoshuang's words just now, to sort out a complete and bloody love story.

In Chen Haobei's opinion, Xiaoya is worried about his appearance, so she has always liked him; Xiaoyu took this opportunity to use her special ability to change her face and disguised herself as Chen Haobei to occupy Xiaoya; And Xiaoshuang later found out about this, and Xiaoyu said that he would not do such a thing in the future, so Xiaoshuang decided to forgive Xiaoyu, but to find a home for Xiaoya, so as to ensure that Xiaoyu would not make the same mistake in the future.

Since Xiaoya likes Chen Haobei, isn't this a ready-made pick-up man?

Now it's time for Chen Haobei, as long as Chen Haobei nods, it will be a happy ending: Xiaoyu and Xiaoshuang are not guilty of the past and start their own new happy life, Chen Haobei and Xiaoya live together in a green way, and who the child looks like in the future will be a sequel.

The four of them took a group photo again, the ending song sounded, the cast was lowered in the air, and three words appeared at the end: The end of the whole play...

Now everything is in place, but Chen Haobei's east wind refuses to blow well.

In fact, in addition to feeling that the brain hole of this product is big enough, I also sighed a little, Chen Haobei, Chen Haobei, where did you get your confidence? Why have you always been brave enough to put your appearance on the same level as Xiaoyu?

Even I don't dare to say that I will definitely win Xiaoyu by fighting for my appearance...

Since I can understand the content of Chen Haobei's brain, Xiaoshuang and Jingsheng must also understand it, the expressions of these two people are wonderful for a while, and I can't find the right words to describe them.

How so? It's like a person is yawning with his mouth open, and a fly flies into his mouth without paying attention, and when he wants to vomit in disgust, he suddenly realizes that the taste is not right, it is not a fly, but a piece of chocolate in the shape of a fly, so he chews it happily. However, when I chewed it, I realized that it was not chocolate, but chocolate-flavored bubble gum, so I blew it. As a result, when I blew it accidentally, I blew the bubble gum out directly, and the bubble gum didn't fall to the ground as soon as it went out, but it flew up with a "buzz".

The expression of the person who eats flies changes in the process of eating, which is similar to that of Xiaoshuang and Jingsheng at this time.

The key is that Xiaoshuang and Jingsheng also understood, and now Chen Haobei is unwilling to accept Xiaoya's illness, which is the restricted video they directed that originally wanted to promote Chen Haobei and Xiaoya.

I feel like I can't hold it anymore, under the pretext of going to the toilet, I hid in the bathroom and laughed before I returned to the living room, Chen Haobei, Chen Haobei, you are crooked, right?

It's just that what makes me a little uncomfortable is that Chen Haobei never mentioned words related to Mei Tianer in front of Xiaoshuang and Jingsheng from beginning to end, I don't know if he was deliberately avoiding it, or if there was some other reason...