"Why are you so with him or her?!"

Chen Haobei and Mei Tianer suddenly said exactly the same sentence, pronunciation, tone, placement of particles, etc., exactly the same.

Even after saying this, the two of them reacted the same, they were stunned for a moment, and then continued to say the second sentence exactly the same: "What are you doing in the middle of the night?!" ”

"Hey! It's still with the old lady, right? If I don't cut you today, it's not you! ”

This sentence was said by Mei Tian'er herself, and after she finished speaking, Mei Tian'er grabbed Chen Haobei's ear, and a miserable scream suddenly resounded in the night sky.

Mei Di'er hurriedly stepped forward to persuade her... To be precise, she stepped forward to save Chen Haobei, she said with a little complaint while trying to pull Mei Tian'er away: "Sister, what are you doing?" Haobei, you are also quiet, what time is it? Don't make noise for the neighbors to rest, what does it look like for people to hear? ”

Li Xiaomeng also stepped forward to help persuade her, and after a long time, Mei Tian'er finally let go of Chen Haobei, Chen Haobei rubbed his ears that were obviously bigger than the other side, and yelled at Mei Tian'er with a crying voice: "Why are you beating me?" I'm not even angry, what are you doing? ”

Mei Tian'er gasped for breath and shouted in a louder voice: "Who let you go out with other women in the middle of the night?!" It's light to hit you?! ”

Chen Haobei shouted harder: "I didn't!" Mei Tianer pointed at Li Xiaomeng and said, "No?!" No, isn't this a person?! Are you blind to an old lady?! ”

Chen Haobei immediately retorted: "Then I'm not fooling around!" I've been with a thousand all night! Don't believe you ask him! ”

Mei Tian'er glared at me with sharp eyes, and I couldn't help but shudder and hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, Haobei didn't do anything discordant, Sister Tian'er, what are you doing here?" ”

Chen Haobei seemed to have reacted at this time, and immediately shouted in a questioning tone: "That's right! Why the hell did you go out with other men? Yes? What time is it?! Like words?! Why do you say me?! ”

Mei Tianer shouted: "My mother just went to watch a movie, and I didn't do anything to be sorry for you!" Chen Haobei followed and said: "Lao Tzu just went to sing a song, and he didn't do anything to be sorry for you!" ”

Mei Tian'er yelled a little unreasonably: "You can't go out with other women behind your mother's back!" ”

Chen Haobei roared like he was about to go crazy: "Why don't you go out with other men?" I'm going out with other women to you? Are you excited? ”

Mei Tian'er was just about to speak, but suddenly muttered in a low voice as if she had just reacted to something: "Hey? yes, what's the matter with me? ”

Chen Haobei seemed to have come back to his senses, and said with a confused face: "Yes, who do you care who I go out with?" What are you doing with such a big fire? ”

Silent...

Embarrassed...

The whole world stands still...

Regarding the relationship between men and women, I have never eaten pork but have seen pigs run, and I instantly understood something.

This... When did Chen Haobei shift his mind from Mei Di'er to Mei Tian'er? He doesn't seem to know it himself, and looking at this situation, Mei Tianer seems to be a little interesting to Chen Haobei.

Could it be that these two people just fight and fight to show their true feelings?

"Ahem... Everyone, stop arguing, it's really late..."

"What's the matter with you?"

As soon as Li Xiaomeng said one more sentence, she was choked by Chen Haobei and Mei Tian'er saying exactly the same sentence at the same time again.

So the picture is embarrassing again.

I couldn't hold back a smile and looked at everyone on the scene from time to time, these two people... Actually, it's a good match!

In the end, Mei Tian'er, who no one dared to provoke, was the first to speak, her tone was calm, as if she was confessing: "What's that..., the 'big man' brothers said that their unit issued four movie tickets today, and I don't know where you died in the past two days, and it happened to be okay at night, so we went to watch a movie together, nothing else." ”

Chen Haobei asked suspiciously: "That's it?" Nothing else? ”

Mei Tian'er's apricot eyes glared, Chen Haobei immediately covered both ears, and at the same time said as if confessing: "I just eat with people, they are all non-grade buddies, shame, I didn't call you two together, except for eating or singing, there is nothing else, really, Qianqian has been with me for the past two days, I know what I have done Qianqian, I don't believe you ask him." ”

Mei Tian'er looked at me again, I nodded and said, "Yes, Sister Tian'er, what Haobei said is the truth, and I can testify to this." ”

From Mei Tian'er's reaction, it can be seen that my credibility here is obviously higher than that of Chen Haobei, and at the same time, the side light in the corner of my eye tells me that Li Xiaomeng is in a very bad mood at the moment, and her eyes looking at Mei Tian'er are about to overflow with murderous intent.

But it was only for a moment, and she returned to the well-behaved and sweet Li Xiaomeng.

"That's... I apologize first..."

Probably seeing that the situation had subsided, the toilet paper brothers took a few steps forward, and one of them said: "I'm sorry, I didn't expect to cause you a misunderstanding, it's really like Xiao Tian'er said, it's just that the time is right, everyone watched a movie together, it's really nothing else." ”

"Little... Britney...? ”

This time, it was me and Chen Haobei who said the same thing in the same tone at the same time, I'll go, this is our sweet sister, what are you kidding? Where is she small? Although there are some aspects that are not big enough compared to Li Xiaomeng on the side, but...

It's good that I didn't say it, otherwise I would probably be beaten to death by Sister Tian'er.

"Okay, it's just a misunderstanding, let's stop making trouble."

This time it was Mei Di'er who was round, and now that things have been figured out, what is missing is a step, and if you have a step, you can go down the line.

I just don't know if it's my delusion, in the night, when Mei Di'er speaks, she seems to be standing closer to the toilet paper brothers.

Seeing that the atmosphere had eased, Li Xiaomeng, who knew how to be measured, said: "Haha, I was nervous just now, I thought everyone was really going to make trouble, then it's not too early, let's go back first, Brother Hao, you rest early, see you tomorrow." ”

Li Xiaomeng deliberately straightened her chest as she spoke, her mink coat was open, and I clearly remembered that the top was tied to death when she got out of the car just now.

In other words, she took the time to secretly untie her mink just now, probably for this moment, right?

The too deliberate action made Chen Haobei's eyes subconsciously go down, but someone's slight cough immediately made Chen Haobei puff up his chest, he looked up at the moon in the sky and said, "Yes, the sun is so good today, go back quickly, don't tan." ”

Li Xiaomeng smiled at the rest of us again as a goodbye, and then took Liu Guangzheng into their car and drove away from the community.

Probably because except for Li Xiaomeng and Liu Guangzheng, everyone else present was all residents of the community, so after Li Xiaomeng and the two left, everyone relaxed a little.

I kept winking at Chen Haobei, and at the same time kept glancing at Mei Tian'er with my eyes, signaling him to say something.

Chen Haobei looked at me and said, "Qian'er, what's wrong with you?" Got flies in your eyes? I changed my wink to a roll of my eyes and scolded: "Retarded..."

Mei Tianer said: "Okay, it's really not early, big man, thank you for inviting us to watch a movie, invite you to dinner another day..."

"Hey, what's the matter? No..."The toilet paper said, Mei Tianer said seriously: "No, where can I owe you a favor for no reason?" What, let's go back to our respective homes? ”

Chen Haobei and the toilet paper brothers said at the same time: "I'll send you home first, I'll go back" "Let's send you home first"...

"It's not tacit, it's not at all," I muttered quietly.

Or Mei Tianer took the idea and said: "If you want to send us home, then listen to the two of us?" What, it's actually weird to be tired of watching a movie, big man, you two are tired too, right? You should go back to rest early, just send us both with this dead mouse. ”

"Sister..."Mei Di'er seemed to want to say something, but Mei Tian'er raised her hand to stop her.

A toilet paper said with a smile: "Xiao Tian'er is really careful, it's okay, then it's hard Brother Haobei." Chen Haobei said with a smug face: "What are you polite?" Our friendship is already a daily door-to-door service, isn't it, sweet... Britney, huh? ”

Mei Tian'er rewarded him with a white eye that flew out of the sky, but this time she didn't beat him again.

The toilet paper brothers smiled politely at us, and then said goodbye and walked towards the back unit.

Watching the two of them walk away, Mei Tian'er squinted at Chen Haobei and asked, "Xiao'er, this is a lot of drinking at night?" Chen Haobei didn't know what to think, his little eyes turned around a few times and said: "If you don't get drunk, you can't get drunk." ”

Mei Tian'er laughed out loud, and I chewed this uninteresting dog food with my eyes, and my heart was very mixed.

"Okay, let's go, it's not too early to send the old lady home." Mei Tianer gave the final order, and Chen Haobei immediately came to stand upright, shouted "yes", and then took the lead towards my unit building.

The Mei sisters walked slowly behind Chen Haobei, I was a little behind two steps, and took advantage of the turn to sneak a glance at the doorguard hut with the lights off, and in the dark, I could only see the silhouette of the cold-faced doorman sitting precariously.

Because the time was really not early, after sending off the Mei sisters, Chen Haobei and I went back to our own homes.

After washing up, lying down and thinking about the whole day, it feels really messy...

When I woke up the next day, I sent a WeChat message to Wang Yang: Xiyangyang, have you woken up? Are you feeling well?

After a while, I received a reply from her: low blood sugar, eat something and take a break, and it will be fine.

After thinking about it, I sent another one: If you are uncomfortable, and Xiaoxi happens to be not around, then call me, be on call, and don't be embarrassed by our disabled friend Chao Ge.

Wang Yang sent a "bomb" expression, I smiled and put away my phone to prepare to sleep again.

Suddenly, there was a loud noise, which made it difficult for me to sleep, and I kept my sleeping position unchanged, wanting to listen carefully to what was going on.

The center of gravity is a woman's voice... Not too old, certainly not young... The location of the sound is approximately...

It's at the gate of Lao Wang! Female voice? Oh, I'll go, Lao Wang's mysterious daughter-in-law finally came out?!

I don't know what I'm excited about about other people's daughters-in-law, but I just feel very excited, what does this woman look like? No matter, get up quickly, wash up, pretend to go out for breakfast, and see.

I got up at the speed of light, brushed my teeth and washed my face, and it took less than three minutes to clean up, and I opened the door directly but was confused. It's not Lao Wang's house, it's Aunt Li's house next to Lao Wang.

The door of Aunt Li's house was open, and a woman in a lady's suit with an elite style on her back was saying something to Aunt Li in the door.

The woman's body movements are rich and exaggerated when she speaks, and her accent sounds strange.

But seeing that she is talking to Aunt Li in a scolding tone, then I can't care, Aunt Li is an old person, no matter what your identity is, how can a junior talk to her with such an attitude?

So I shouted directly at the woman, "Hey! Who are you? Why? ”

The woman turned to look at me, I looked directly at her pink and slightly thick face, and said as I walked in the direction of Aunt Li, "Aunt Li, don't be afraid, who is this person?" The woman pointed at me with a slender index finger, but looked at Aunt Li and asked, "Who is this person..."

What a weird accent, saying that it is a Hong Kong and Taiwan accent is not very similar, and saying that it is an English accent is not very pure, Aunt Li is quite cooperative with her, and replied directly: "Oh, girl, this is my mother's neighbor, Xiao Zhao, the young man is good." Xiao Zhao, this is Auntie's daughter, Xiaorui. ”

It turned out to be Aunt Li's daughter, and the mother and daughter had a conflict? Didn't she say that her daughter was abroad?

But since Aunt Li said that this is her daughter, there must be no fake, so I put away my guard and greeted: "Oh, it turned out to be Aunt Li's family, hello... Sister Rui, I'm the neighbor next to me, I heard you quarrel just now and thought that someone was asking Aunt Li for trouble. ”

I think what I said was polite enough, but I didn't want this eldest sister to put her hands on her chest and said with a guarded look: "Are you Chinese?" ”

I was a little puzzled and said, "What? Am I so inconspicuous? I'm a real Chinese like you, Sister Rui. ”

Aunt Li's daughter shook her head as if she was very disappointed and said: "Alas, there are Chinese everywhere, sorry, correct, I am an American citizen, please don't confuse me with you Chinese, and the name Xiaorui did not belong to me twenty years ago, please call me by my English name, Rachel." ”

"Twenty years ago? Yo, I really didn't see it, Aunt Rachel, are you so old? Makeup for your face is expensive, isn't it? ”

I'll go, Aunt Li, who is so kind and kind, how can she cultivate such a second-hand fake foreign devil daughter?