Chapter 277: Peeing in the Wind with Hands in Pockets, Pretending to Be Cool
I don't know how many people drown in the Yangtze River every year, and most of them can't be salvaged together with the corpses, so many relatives can only take a cruise ship and send them some paper money during the New Year's holidays.
Lin Yifei sighed: "It seems that it is not easy to eat in the Yangtze River." ”
Ye Tianchen opened his mouth and said: "The corpse collector is very dangerous, and he can't take his own life. ”
Ling Lingqi on the side nodded and said: "Wealth and danger are sought, but some corpse collectors in the Yangtze River basin still have many methods, and the most famous is the Three Gorges Wu family." ”
Ye Tianchen and Lin Yifei couldn't help but glance at each other, the black guy was killed by him in the back mountain in the first place, and Ye Tianchen and the Wu family also formed a bond.
The cruise ship slowly sailed into the three bends of the sandwich road, and if you meet someone from the Wu family here, it will be troublesome.
Lin Yifei suddenly pointed not far away and said, "Ah Chen, look." ”
Ye Tianchen heard the reputation, and on the mist-filled, sparkling water, an old man was slowly rocking a small boat, and at the end of his small boat, a striking blue lantern was hung.
The light is dim and seems to illuminate only a distance of one meter. Moreover, this old man is holding a long bamboo pole in his hand, salvaging the paper money that fell on the water.
These paper coins are sacrificed to the dead, and if they fall into the water, they will have no effect.
What the hell is this old man doing?
I don't understand.
Looking at Ling Lingqi suspiciously, he couldn't figure out what kind of reputation this was about.
The main thing is that the worshippers are still sprinkling paper money on the cruise ship, and the old man is fishing for paper money that has been wet in the water.
By the way, isn't this old man afraid of being beaten? Is it punch resistant?
Moreover, this scene looks very weird.
Lin Yifei said: "This old man is an onmyoji? ”
Ye Tianchen said: "Eight or nine is not far from ten." ”
There was also a blue lantern hanging from the stern of his boat, which was a ghost lantern.
Ye Tianchen felt very strange.
The blue lantern is a ghost lantern, and I saw it in Bai Su's shop at the beginning, but the blue lantern was lost by him, and Bai suddenly became very angry because of it.
The blue lantern is a guide to ghosts, does this person also like to deal with ghosts?
However, this is all someone else's business, and Ye Tianchen has no right to dry up, and said: "Let's not worry about salty radishes." ”
Ye Tianchen is not the first day he has come into contact with this industry, and he deeply understands that this industry is very weird, and if he is not careful, he will enter the pit.
When Lin Yifei and Ling Lingqi heard him say this, they hurriedly withdrew their gazes, which was really incredible.
Lin Yifei said: "How do I feel so cold." ”
Ling Lingqi couldn't help but shudder, and said, "People are not cold, their hearts are cold." ”
The scene just now, to be honest, Ye Tianchen also felt an inexplicable fear, the scene of the old man using a bamboo pole to salvage the wet paper money in the water always lingered like a haze.
Ye Tianchen suddenly wanted to go to the toilet.
But now I can't enter the ship, so as not to be discovered by others. So he peed in the wind, put his hands in his pockets, and pretended to be cool.
Lin Yifei and Ling Lingqi hurriedly turned their heads away.
"Do you dare to be shameless?"
Then Ye Tianchen's face did not change color, his heart did not beat, and he still had a smile on his face, and said: "The ancients are cloudy, flying down three thousand feet, and it is suspected that the Milky Way has fallen for nine days, and it is happy." ”
Lin Yifei: "......"
Ling Lingqi: "......"
The strongest sword saint in history, ahh
Ye Tianchen also whistled very evilly, and put his hand in his pocket, but he grabbed a handful of things inexplicably, how soft and wet, took it out and looked at it, his eyes widened suddenly, and his pee stopped abruptly.
What did he see?
It's paper money!
It's still wet paper money!
This, what's going on?
In an instant, a big cold sweat broke out all over his body.
This is even more amazing than Liu Qian's teapot magic of turning into tofu juice.
It's just that it's not magic at all, it's more like magic!!
Ye Tianchen was frightened.
Looking at the old man who was picking up paper money with a long bamboo pole not far away, he still had his back in the misty night.
At this moment, he put away the bamboo pole, laid it flat on the boat, and then slowly rowed forward with the strange blue lantern in one hand and the swaying oar lightly in the other.
The more I think about it, the creepier it gets.
Paper money appeared strangely in his trouser pocket, why did he do this? Chase the book
Paper money, dead man's money.
Why is that?
Fears spread to my heart, and my whole body trembled slightly involuntarily.
He couldn't figure it out, and he couldn't tear up his sister, and wanted to ask the mysterious Yao Yipiao.
However, when she moved, there was no reaction at all, this guy was mostly asleep on weekdays, and he couldn't wake up no matter how he shouted.
For a moment, his face turned pale with fright.
Lin Yifei and Ling Lingqi seemed to have discovered Ye Tianchen's abnormality.
Ye Tianchen didn't hide it, he slowly spread out his palms, and when the two of them saw what was in his hand, their faces instantly became unnatural.
The cruise ship at night seems to be shrouded in the shadow of death.
On the deck of Nuoda, there was silence.
Ling Lingqi said a little tremblingly: "I'll wipe it, what are you doing picking this up?" The body is already very perverted, but the mind can't be perverted, brother. ”
Ye Tianchen was also very helpless.
Hurriedly explained: "No, this is taken out of my pocket. ”
They could see clearly that the paper money was still wet.
Quiet!
The crows are silent, and the falling needles can be heard.
Only the wind whistled in my ears.
In an instant, none of the three dared to speak.
They all looked at the person who sprinkled the paper money on the bow of the boat, but the family was nowhere to be found.
I rub, what's going on? How did the one who was still in the bow of the ship disappear in the blink of an eye?
Grunt.
A sound broke the peace, and I saw that the water in the water cup placed on top of the rune water, in a breath, quickly shrank downward, and soon bottomed out.
Not good, there are water ghosts!
Ye Tianchen suddenly looked at the old man, only to see that in the hazy darkness, the old man was carrying a blue lantern, shining on the surface of the water, and suddenly, a long-haired head emerged from the bottom of the water.
Ye Tianchen only felt that his breathing was stagnant, and his expression became nervous.
The water ghost in the water slowly surfaced. Standing on the water, his head was completely covered by long hair, and his long hair reached to his waist.
He was in a hugging posture, and something seemed to be moving in his arms.
Ye Tianchen immediately reacted, the ghost baby was in his hand!
He stood on the old man's boat smoothly, and turned around slowly, although his head was tightly covered by his hair, Ye Tianchen could clearly feel that he was looking at himself.
The old man continued to shake the oars and drove forward.
Ye Tianchen wanted to chase quickly, but after the cruise ship entered the three bends of the sandwich road, the speed also decreased, and now it is simply turtle speed.
This can't be blamed on the captain, the three bends are originally dangerous, and the size of the ship is very large.
Ling Lingqi said helplessly: "Damn, I'm about to lose it, what should I do?" ”
The old man rocked the boat, faster and faster, and gradually disappeared into the darkness in the distance, looming.
The river is surging, the torrent is surging, even if Ye Tianchen is good in the water, he doesn't dare to dive easily, and even if he swims in the water, he can't catch up at all if he doesn't row fast, but he gives up treatment like this, Ye Tianchen is really a little unwilling.
Ye Tianchen immediately didn't drag, took out three incense sticks from his backpack, lit them, and inserted them into the gap on the deck.
I waited for the time to eat two sausages, but none of the imps came.
Ye Tianchen himself is psychic, and the psychic burns incense even more spiritually, the first two times he burned incense, it only took time to eat half a sausage, and the little ghost would come, but this time, it took no time to eat two sausages.
My heart is slightly cold, this Yangtze River basin is really as Yao Yipiao said, terrifying?
Even the ghosts didn't dare to come.
I had no choice but to wait until the cruise ship docked.
At this moment, the three of them were exhausted and tired, and lay on the deck, and fell asleep.
At dawn, he felt that someone was holding him, as if he was kissing, Ye Tianchen opened his eyes dimly.
Damn, what's going on?
Lin Yifei hugged Ye Tianchen tightly, his thighs were on Ye Tianchen's body with a big grin, and he still muttered in his mouth: "Dear little Rongrong, come on, kiss one, don't worry, the editor in charge can't see it, just kiss it, hmm......"
As he spoke, he pressed his face over and pouted his mouth.
This ambiguous action scared Ye Tianchen a lot.
Nima, this Lin Yifei is really in love with the real Murong.