Yan Guan came quickly.

"There is a change in the stars tonight, the minister is on duty at the Qintian Observatory, I don't know what the Queen Mother's urgent edict is?"

As soon as the two eyes saw the thin old man with a goatee walking in at the entrance of the main hall, Empress Dowager Shen's uncontrollable anger burned brightly:

"Come on, kill a hundred mighty sticks!"

Shiinu glanced at Empress Pan.

Queen Pan sat upright, looking at her nose and nose and heart.

"That's not going to work!" Yan Guan's two round eyes rolled, and he clearly refused, and even took half a step back, opened his body sideways, and turned his left sleeve back, blocking his hips.

"In previous years, when it was cold, the clothes were thick, and it was cheap to recuperate. Now in this summer, even if it hurts, the stick sores are difficult to heal, and they will kill people! Not! Can't hit! ”

Empress Dowager Shen stared at him deadly, snorted coldly, gritted her teeth fiercely, and squeezed out a sentence between her teeth: "Shi Nu, you do it yourself, hit two hundred!" ”

None of the people in the small palace of the Pear Flower Hall didn't know how much the Queen Mother hated this Qin Tianjian -

Every year on the eldest princess's birthday, Yan Jian Zheng has to follow to Xiao Penglai to show the princess's face and fortune teller, and at that time, she will definitely be watched by the Queen Mother, Her Majesty, and the eldest princess with real thirty sticks.

Even on weekdays, if the Queen Mother is unhappy, but there is really nowhere to vent her anger, her old man will fake the holy decree and let Yan Jian Zheng enter the palace.

Then, in the duty room of the palace gate guards, Yan Jian Zheng was beaten severely. As for the extent of the fight, it depends on whether the Praetorian Guards on duty that day are familiar with Yan Jian Zheng.

But in the past two or three years, I may feel that Yan Jianzheng has become familiar with all the prison guards, and the queen mother's temperament has also calmed down, and she has not beaten him for a long time......

But once they met, if Empress Dowager Shen didn't beat this bad old man a few sticks, I was afraid that she wouldn't even be able to sleep at night.

Therefore, seeing that Shiinu stretched out his hand, a small palace person immediately stepped forward and handed over one, the court staff.

That's right, the scepter.

When Yanguan was beaten for the first time, Empress Dowager Shen was secretly beaten. At that time, she had just given birth to a baby and had not been around for two hours. Yan Guan cried and crawled, forcing him to kill his own daughter in front of the first emperor. The first emperor was so angry that he trembled and yelled at Yan Guan: "I want to kill you!" I'm going to kill you, you gossip bastard! ”

After all, Yan Guan is a well-known astrologist, and he is recognized as one of the best astrographers in the whole world - and there is one in South Vietnam.

No matter how sad and angry he was, the first emperor still firmly maintained the last shred of reason, but he immediately drove Yan Guan out of the palace.

But Yan Guan was desperate, shouting along the way that the little princess was a demon star, which would change the dynasty of Great Xia, devastate the lives of the dynasty, and overturn the world!

In this way, even if Yan Guan is quietly disposed of, his daughter is afraid that he will not be able to keep it.

The Empress Dowager Shen, who heard the news, didn't care about anything, got up directly from the delivery bed, shook her body and changed her clothes, and took the spine slave she had carried with her since childhood, and chased straight from the harem to the palace gate.

It was there that Empress Dowager Shen, with red eyes, gritted her teeth, and shed tears, snatched a big gun from the prison guard with her own hands, and was about to stab him to death!

This Yan Guan is also a real bachelor, so he knelt down and kowtowed his head again and again: "For the sake of the summer, for the sake of the people, as long as the queen agrees to dispose of the little princess, Yan will be buried with a thousand cuts and thousands of pieces of corpse to the little princess, and Yan will never say anything!" ”

These words not only suppressed all the prison guards, but also suppressed the Empress Dowager Shen.

The spine slave collapsed on the ground and cried bitterly: "This is the only bit of blood in the Shen family, the only little bit!" ”

But Empress Dowager Shen, who knows the general situation the most and takes the overall situation into account, really didn't kill Yan Guan, but choked back tears, reversed the head of the gun, and used a long iron gun to suck Yan Guan's farts * and thighs to pieces, and then dragged the long blood stain back by the slave.

It was also this toss that Empress Dowager Shen injured her body and was never able to give birth again.

The next day, Nanyu, who was still the king of Huai at that time, broke into the palace to "seek justice" for Yanguan and "please live" for the world.

The first emperor was so angry that he directly seized the title of King Huai, and then told Yan Guan: "Didn't you say that the queen had no reason to lynch you?" I will give the queen a court staff today, and I will give her a special one to beat you! ”

Therefore, Empress Dowager Shen has been fighting Yan Guan for sixteen years, and every time she uses this court staff.

Seeing this cane, Yan Guan couldn't help but jump his eyelids slightly. After thinking about it, he arched his hand upward: "Didn't you say that you want the minister to come and see an eight-character?" ”

I wasn't nervous at all.

Queen Pan's eyebrows moved, and she said in her heart that this is really the habit of beating people, and she can't remember what is going on; Those who are beaten are used to it, and they are more worried about business than beating people.

Motioning to Qing Zhen to hand the paper to Yan Guan.

Yan Guan automatically and consciously lay down, lifted the back of the official robe, and then supported his elbows on the ground, and carefully studied the piece of paper placed on the ground in front of him by the candle flame in the hall.

"One-five, one-ten......" Shiinu was bored and raised high, falling gently, and "hitting" Yan Guan pretendly.

Just kidding, the old man is sixty-five years old this year, and he is older than Han Zhen, what should he do if he really comes out?

After fighting for a while, everyone felt a little annoyed. The small palace people who counted next to him counted to forty-four.

Empress Pan was a little anxious and glanced at Shinu.

"Forty-five!" Shiinu received the hint, suddenly let out a sound, and smashed it down with a stick!

Yan Guan stared at his round eyes, snorted, jumped up holding his fart, and shouted: "Pain, pain, pain, pain, ......"

"What's it called? Look at the eight characters! Shinu handed the court staff to the little palace man next to him and glared at Yan Guan.

"Aunt Shie, with your strength, you can smash my tail vertebrae at this moment, do you know?!" Yan Guan subconsciously wanted to reason with the other party.

Who knew that Shiinu sneered and squinted at him: "Think my hands are heavy?" Okay! Next time, how about letting the owner of these eight characters walk the cane? ”

Yu Fei!?

That innate divine power that can shoot a three-stone bow?!

Are you kidding?!

Yan Guan immediately confessed, looked down at the eight characters, his brows became tighter and tighter, and his body became more and more rickety, and finally he sat on the ground with a fart* share! Bumped into the wound, and it hurt again.

The old man with the goatee leaned sideways, sat on the ground with the uninjured half of his fart, pinched the piece of paper in his left hand, and kept bending and stretching the fingers of his right hand, thinking bitterly.

This emoji ......

Is this good or bad?

Empress Pan forcibly suppressed the anxiety in her heart, and couldn't help but glance back at Empress Dowager Shen.

saw that Empress Dowager Shen's body was also tense, and sweat was already oozing from her forehead.

So, isn't the Queen Mother really not nervous about Yu Xiaoniang? That calm and calm just now, is it pretended?

Empress Pan's heart moved slightly.

"It's ...... Yan Aiqing is here? How to sit on the ground? Get up! ”

With this gentle and considerate question, Emperor Yongxi strode in.

Everyone looked up, but they saw an emperor with both cheeks and eyes as red as fire!

This is?!

。