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This reunion, the wind and clouds will meet, and all the aunts will rush forward together to compose the aunt's style. Let's take a look at the aunts who came from the north road, and the one who took the lead was the canteen aunt, who was holding a kitchen knife in her hand, holding a pot lid on her head, and wearing heavy armor, so she was not majestic.

The aunts who came from the south road were full of air, gorgeous and elegant, and the aunts headed by them came from the Qing family, and she was also the sister of Daji Lao Qinggu, known as "Qingxin Pill". This aunt is a person with a head and a face, born in a big family, and the forces behind it are even more complicated, and the little nobles dare not provoke them, let alone ordinary people.

Drums and flutes, silk and bamboo, and a group of aunts also came to the West Road. They are wrapped in flower scarves on their heads, with yellow appliques on their foreheads, and they are uniformly dressed, and they know that they are well-trained aunts at a glance. The leader of this group of aunts is the "West Tear" aunt.

The "West Tear" aunt raised her head and her fingers were as long as bamboo shoots, but the other aunts knew that they should not underestimate the hands of the "West Tear" aunt, otherwise they would not know how to die.

Aunt "West Tear" is quiet on the surface, and her face is more than 20 years younger than her real age, and it is not an exaggeration to say that she is a beautiful girl. But her hands tore through the bodies of many enemies. Her red nails were not natural, but red from the blood of her enemies.

As soon as the cafeteria aunt, Qingxin Pill and others saw the "West Tear" aunt, they all asked: "West Tear, you are here." As the convener of this gathering, you are late and deserve to be punished. ”

"West tear" Aunt covered her mouth and chuckled, "It should be so." However, there is still a lack of people. ”

"I'll wait. ”

"Who said there are fewer people. ”

"With so many aunts, how can we be without us. ”

"Everyone has a deep sisterhood and builds a brilliant life together. The canteen aunt on the north road, the Qingxinmaru aunt on the south road, the aunt on the west road, and you are all there, how can we be absent. ”

To put it mildly, a group of aunts also came to the East Road, their hair was gray, and they even faltered, which made people worry about whether they couldn't take care of themselves in life, and why they still went out for a walk with crutches!

The aunts from the East Road are the oldest and the most senior, but the other aunts from the Third Road dare not ignore them. In recent years, the warriors who dared to challenge the authority of the East Road Aunt have all died without a place to be buried, and many of them are powerful.

The leader of this group of aunts is on a crane-headed staff, full of silver threads, fox eyes, and a small nose. Although her face is wrinkled, she can see that she must be a great beauty when she is young.

The leader of the East Road aunt is called "Miss Dong". When Miss Dong was famous in Shengjing, the aunts present were still Lori, and Lori became an aunt back then, but Miss Dong was still Miss Dong, and she was still sharp.

With just one look, Miss Dong has shocked the audience.

Qingxin Pill, Aunt Canteen, and Aunt Xi Tear, held their breath and waited for Miss Dong's next argument.

Miss Dong's crane head slammed into the ground, and when she landed, the ground cracked three feet, and within fifty paces around her, the ravines were craggy and the mud and dust were bursting. Only Miss Dong is as immobile as a mountain, and her shrunken body is even taller than a mountain.

No matter what the aunts present thought, in front of Miss Dong, they were humble and obedient, and they didn't even dare to face her. Qingxin Pill, Aunt Canteen, and Aunt Xi Tear secretly said, Hmph, Miss Dong, Miss Dong, you still have a few years to live, and after you die, Shengjing's aunt realm will be controlled by the three of us, and everything for you will also be taken over by us.

Miss Dong pressed the crane head on the cane with both hands, she smiled very beautifully, and had a strange charm, living up to the reputation of "fox spirit" when she was young.

It's just that this fox has also become an old fox, and it is extremely dangerous. It can not only drive wolves, but also chase tigers, and both can also kill them all.

"The music started. The fat mother behind Miss Dong roared.

Miss Dong's team came from the east, so naturally she didn't bring a band. Those who are good at blowing, playing and singing are the aunts from the west, and their leader is "Aunt Xitear".

Hearing this, the "West Tear" aunt's face was ugly. "When I tear up, can I be deceived? The aunt was furious in her heart, and her eyes were as sharp as a sickle, stinging the fat mother behind Miss Dong. But she relied on the fact that she was Miss Dong's maid, and couldn't help but say arrogantly: "Xi Tear, didn't you hear what I'm saying, the music sounded, Miss Dong liked to be the most lively, no music, no music." Are you going to upset Miss Dong?"

Aunt Xi's counselor was about to step forward, but was stopped by her lord. Xi Tear didn't dare to sweep Miss Dong's interest. ”

After speaking, Aunt Xi Tear made a gesture, and her entourage began to play music, the music, of course, the popular square dance music. Some aunts even sang and danced, and they were overjoyed.

The place where the aunts gather is not a square or a downtown area, but a remote place that is inaccessible. They don't worry about people coming to make trouble and smash the field, unless those people are tired of living.

Miss Dong only needed one look, and her fat maid immediately realized and said loudly: "How can only music work." It's not that there are young aunts, come, and present a song for Miss Dong to cultivate her mood. ”

The lines in the corners of the fat maid's eyes bloomed, and she glanced at the group of aunts who came from the south road, and their leader was the "Qingxin Pill" aunt.

Qingxin Pill is from the Qing family, and she is also the sister of Daji Lao Qinggu. His younger brother is famous in the old world, and his sister is also a big man who will cause a party to collapse if she stomps her feet in the aunt world.

To be honest, the fat maid is very weak-hearted. Aunt Xilu is okay, but she can be bullied. The aunts of Nanlu are different, they have a deep background and can't be provoked. "I don't know what Miss Dong is thinking......" said the fat maid in her heart, she didn't dare to ask her master's opinion.

Sure enough, Aunt Qingxinmaru is not as bullying as Aunt Xitear, she glanced back at the fat maid, extremely disdainful. What is the matter with the woman who is piled up with fat and meat, if there is no Miss Dong, anyone present can pinch her to death, Aunt Qingxin Pill said in her heart.

"But she said it well, I'm really young. "Aunt Qingxinmaru said in her heart. She peeked at Aunt Xitear, only to feel that her eyes had been hurt by tens of thousands of points. Why didn't Aunt Xi tear die, why is it long, is it really a reverse growth!

As we all know, Aunt Xi is recognized as the youngest aunt, and whoever compares with her is self-deprecating. Even the canvas used by people to wrap their heads is very fashionable, and they are dressed in the same way as other aunts, only rustic, without any bright spots.

Aunt Qingxinmaru was in a very depressed mood, as if she had eaten a dead child. It's all to blame on Miss Dong's stupid maid! Qingxinmaru glared at the fat maid angrily. The latter shrunk his neck and leaned towards Miss Dong, which was relieved. "Hahaha, Qingxin Pill, come on, you come to beat me, you dare to slap me in the face in front of Miss Dong?" the fat maid thought happily.

You come from a good background, so what. It's not like she's grown into an aunt, but aunt is Lori's final form! The fat maid really wants to tell Qingxinmaru that terrible truth out loud.

It's no wonder that there are so many changes in the world, and I don't like little Lori growing up.

Miss Dong also noticed that Aunt Qingxinmaru had no intention of dancing, and she didn't force it, just whatever. Anyway, in this rally, Miss Dong is the real driving force behind the scenes, and she is also the only winner. She sets the rules of the game, then jumps out and watches as others live or die.

The strong make rules, and the beautiful name is "painting the ground as a prison".

The leader of the aunts on the North Road, the canteen aunt, she feels bored, because no one cares about her, and she is also a giant! Hey, everyone come and find fault, what do you say, blame me, it doesn't matter if I sing and dance. The cafeteria aunt called out loudly in her heart.

However, no one heard her, not even her most loyal subordinates.

While!

The cafeteria aunt slashed down with a knife and cut the copper pot on top of her subordinates' heads. The unfortunate subordinate neither dared to be angry nor speak, and retreated. I don't know where to provoke their boss. "Could it be that the aunt of the boss will still come?" guessed the subordinate of the aunt in the cafeteria.

Perhaps it was the unusual behavior of the cafeteria aunt that attracted Miss Dong's attention, and the fat maid's eyes lit up, and she said loudly: "Aunt the pot lid over there, your face is darker than the bottom of the pot, and you are better than me." Why don't you make food, don't make my Miss Dong hungry. Do you understand what I'm saying?" the fat maid stared at the cafeteria aunt.

Ouch mom! Finally got to me. The cafeteria aunt thought happily, and then said coldly: "What if my face is black, I have a pot lid on my head, do you dare to do anything to me." If you don't accept it, hold it back, if you still don't accept it, come on, everyone hurts each other!!" The cafeteria aunt waved a kitchen knife and a spatula, and posed as if she wanted to fight with someone.

If you don't accept it, you will do it, and everyone will tear it up in full swing!

The cafeteria aunt really wants to exercise, sweat and enthusiasm. The fat maid muttered in her heart, Wocao, what's the situation. Did everyone take the wrong medicine today, and Aunt Xi Tear is also very abnormal. "My Miss Dong is too, she doesn't move her mouth, she only communicates with me with her eyes. The fat maid was honestly afraid, for fear that she would make a mistake and make the lord unhappy and take her under the knife.

The four aunts looked like they were separated and reluctantly got together, each with their own ideas. Miss Dong is still pretending to be mysterious, except for the opening remarks, she doesn't speak out, letting the aunts talk a lot and guess her thoughts.

The leader of Aunt Xilu, the girl of the West Road, waved her hand, and the band she brought with her also quieted down and stopped playing. As soon as they stopped, everyone was not used to it.

The atmosphere at the scene became even more eerie.

"It's better to be in the square, everyone can dance. An aunt whispered.

"That's right. Immediately, an aunt chimed in. "We came here at the call of the leader, Qingxin Pill, Xi Tear, and Miss Dong were silent, pretending to be stupid and cute, hateful!" This group of aunts is from North Road, and the leader is called the canteen aunt, who loves to fight and tear apart, but she doesn't like to cook, and she wastes the name of her canteen.

"Hey, you're here to be funny. I wait for Aunt Xilu, young and beautiful, it is not an exaggeration to call her a girl. Staying with older women like you is like standing out from the crowd and insulting our identity. "The aunts of the West Road angrily scolded the aunts of the North Road.

"Ahh "Aunt Donglu is not happy, because Aunt Xilu says that they are young and beautiful, while Aunt Donglu is generally old......

"Tear the ratio, don't look at our age, the ability to tear the ratio is not reduced back then. Come on, let's tear it head-on, who shoots whom. You little hooves, what else are you going to do but waves!"

"It's a good point, but he is still young with his face, and he dares to be rude in front of the old man. Death, you are death. I've eaten more salt than you've ever played!"

"Beat them up, you have to tear them up today. Whoever doesn't tear the comparison is a puppy!"

"Hehehe, the old man is old and frail, except for the knife that can make seven hundred pounds, he can no longer use other heavy soldiers, alas, people are really old. ”

The aunt of the East Road walked out of a fierce general, with a rickety body, but holding a heavy knife, the edge of which was downward, and ploughed a furrow on the ground.

Boom, boom, boom! A wave of qi burst out in front of this dragging knife, which was extremely amazing. That's her declaration of war, come on, hurt each other.

This old woman is so disgusting. The aunts from the west road said in their hearts. Although they look young, they are not on the inside. Serious inconsistencies. There are many strong men among the aunts on the west road, but compared with the aunt who dragged them on the east road, it was really ......

I don't know how to describe it.

"And me. ”

There was another energetic old woman jumping out of the East Road aunt, her voice was like a rumbling bell, her black hair was like a waterfall, but her face was full of folds. The little eyes narrowed, and the cold light burst out.

The aunt smashed the iron crutch in her hand to the ground. The ground cracked seven feet, the soil and rocks collapsed, and the sediment flew together. The iron crutch in the hands of the aunt is not a vegetarian, compared to the aunt who drags the knife, she is not humble.

In the team of aunts led by Miss Dong, two powerful generals jumped out at once, and the other three-way aunts suddenly lost their arrogance and showed embarrassment.

Soon, the aunts on the North Road were fried, and their leaders were canteen aunts, who were the most belligerent and well-cultivated. Sure enough, the cafeteria aunt jumped out and pointed at the aunt, "You old thing, come, tear each other apart." ”

Make an appointment, and the canteen aunt makes an appointment with the iron crutch aunt.

Ms. Dong neither disagrees nor agrees. Or nothing to say.

Aunt Tiegui only agreed as their leader. Teng snorted, she rose up angrily, waved the iron crutch, and smashed her head, the wind was angry, and she was even more angry, she wanted to smash the head of the canteen aunt.

To be reasonable, at her age, she can still dance as high and far, and swing her crutches, which is already a miracle!

"How daring!"

The cafeteria aunt shouted. I just like to tear it up, it's good to come and hurt each other.

The leader of the aunt on the North Road lifted the lid of the pot on his head, showing his true face, he was really like the bottom of the pot, with big eyes with copper bells and hideous lips.

"Drink!"

The cafeteria aunt burst into a shout, her body was like a sharp arrow, and she flew out angrily, facing the strength of the East Road aunt, the iron crutch aunt.

Aunt and aunt meet each other, and chess meets opponents, each showing its ability.

Bang Dang!

Kitchen knives and iron crutches collided, the flames danced angrily, the arc burst out, and the two heavyweight aunts gritted their teeth, their eyes red. And at the same time, the palms of the palms, bang, palms of each other, each back.

"There's a bit of brute force, but Erl. Aunt Tie Guan shook her head. "Even a rotten person like you can become the leader of Aunt Beilu, hehe, Miss Dong looks down on you. ”

"Old woman!" the cafeteria aunt was furious. "How dare you insult me, if you don't behead you with a kitchen knife today, I will abdicate and not be the leader of Aunt Beilu. "The cafeteria aunt is very annoyed.

"Well, give way to me. Aunt Tie Guan smiled. She wasn't angry, because she was an old woman, but her heart was not old.

Huhu! The old woman's iron crutches slashed towards the cafeteria aunt. This trick is also called "iron crutches with affection".

It is said to be affectionate, but in fact it is ruthless.

"Humph!"

The cafeteria aunt said contemptuously.

His left arm was raised, his palm turned into a fist, and he slammed into the old woman's iron crutch. Dang Chang, the iron crutch trembled, almost flying away from the old woman's right hand. "Oh, cafeteria aunt, you're giving me some anticipation. Aunt Tie Guan smiled.

Aunt Tie Guan turned her body away, and then twisted it, like a spinning top. Whew! The iron crutch in her hand swept towards the cafeteria aunt again. "No matter how strong you are, you are vulnerable in front of me. ”

"Yes. ”

The cafeteria aunt sneered. (To be continued.) )