Chapter 536: Wo Chun (I'm Stupid)

"Xie Yuan Long Xuan has arrived?"

The prefect of Hangzhou saw Long Xuan, smiled slightly, looked around the hall and asked.

Everyone looked at each other, then shook their heads, and replied: "Report to your lord, Xie Yuan has not arrived." ”

"Provincial school is ......"

An old man walked slowly, about seventy or eighty years old, living on crutches, exuding a strong literary talent.

Provincial scholars are provincial-level officials, who govern all the academies in a province, and literati, as long as they are scholars, will respect them very much.

"I've seen the old-timers......"

Officials large and small clenched their fists one after another, and they did not dare to show the slightest slack in their eyes.

"Elder Yang, why are you here in person?"

The prefect of Hangzhou also did not dare to slack off, and motioned for the old man to sit down.

"Come to meet this Xie Yuan, it is said that he is talented and has the demeanor of the ancients......"

The old man squinted and smiled, his eyes glinting.

"Listen to Miss Lotus of Xiangge to ......"

The beauty is like jade, and when she entered, she attracted the attention of thousands of people, and she was simply stunned by everyone's dog eyes.

"It's all a bunch of filthy stinky men......"

Miss Lotus continued to despise in her heart, and then thought of Long Xuan, who was the first man to ignore her charms.

"This woman's figure is really rare in the world, if she can kiss Fangze, even if she gives up her official hat, it is not impossible?"

Almost all the officials present had this idea, but Tingxiangge was not an ordinary force, and they were not allowed to come nonsense.

"Disaster of red face, disaster of the country and ...... of the people"

Looking at the performance of the officials and people present, the old man looked angry and coughed dryly.

The provincial school was angry, and everyone present relented and forcibly let themselves not peep at Miss Lotus.

"...... Uproar"

Long Xuan directly pushed the door and stepped into the hall in front of everyone, exuding a strong sense of righteousness all over his body.

"Upright, with the style of an ancient gentleman......"

Provincial learning is preconceived, and he feels that the Long Xuan in front of him is not a mortal, and he can become a great Confucian in the future in the future.

"Long Xiaoyou, sit down!"

After seeing Long Xuan, the prefect of Hangzhou was also very happy and waved his hand to signal him to take a seat.

swept the entire hall, but there was no vacant seat, and in an instant, Long Xuan fell into an embarrassing realm.

"Little friend, you can be my side!"

Without waiting for the prefect of Hangzhou to speak, the old man smiled kindly and motioned to add a seat for Long Xuan beside him.

"Thank you, ...... you."

Long Xuan bowed his hand and made a disciple salute.

He could see that only the old man in front of him was full of strong scholarly talent.

The other officials are not without talent, they are at least also people, and they can be regarded as full of poetry and books.

But the problem is that most of the eyebrows emit black gas, and I think they have done countless evil things......

"Personable, but it makes me feel a little distressed......"

Looking at Long Xuan, who was neither humble nor arrogant, Miss Lianhua nodded secretly, and felt a little regret in her heart.

As Xie Yuan, Long Xuan was in the limelight, and all eyes were fixed on him.

"I heard that Long Xie Yuan is full of poetry books, and he is unbeatable in poetry, can you compose a poem on the spot?"

The one who picks the thorn is here, he is from a rich background, and he has been lifted at the age of thirty, and he can be regarded as a dragon and phoenix among people.

He was very dissatisfied with Long Xuan and wanted to make him famous at the Luming Banquet......

Dark plum anecdotal flower (I have no culture)

Lying on the branch and hating the bottom (I have a very low IQ)

Lying in the distance (to ask who I am)

Easy to pass through the spring green (a big stupid donkey)

The shore is green (I am a donkey)

The shore is like a green (I am a donkey)

The shore seems to be transparent green (I am a stupid donkey)

Almost as soon as he put pen to paper, Long Xuan thought of this poem, and by the way, he took it out and wrote it with a dragon flying and a phoenix dancing.

"Good poetry, good poetry, it's really a swan song for the ages......"

The prefect of Hangzhou was the first to react, gently slapped his palms, and congratulated Long Xuan with a smile on his face.

"In ancient times, Cao Zijian wrote poems in seven steps, and now Long Xiaoyou writes lyrics ......"

After seeing the poems written by Long Xuan, the old man couldn't help but nod, thinking that the level was rare.

"Yes, Xie Yuan's talent is worthy of the name, I might as well wait......"

A group of people are also nodding secretly, expressing their admiration for Longlongxuan, like a surging river, endlessly.

"I don't have a cultural ......"

The prickly lifter couldn't help it, and kept babbling in his mouth, and then he was shocked.

"I have a very low IQ ......"

As one person chattered, more people also found out about the problem, and they couldn't help but look horrified.

"Long Xuan, are you deceiving us because we don't understand poetry?"

The crowd was furious, they felt that they had been provoked, and they were eager to fight Long Xuan for three hundred rounds on the spot.

"Haha, it's worthy of the man I fancied, domineering enough......"

The more Miss Lianhua looked at Long Xuan, the more pleasing she felt, this was the only unusual character.

"This is the deer feast, not a place for you to go wild, pay attention to your identity......"

Some officials were also extremely dissatisfied and scolded angrily.

"Long Xiaoyou, you apologize and expose this matter......"

The prefect of Hangzhou also foreshadowed the problem, and planned to protect Long Xuan and help him round the field.

With the prefect speaking, everyone could only hide their anger in their hearts, and did not dare to complain in the slightest.

"I'm not wrong, why apologize?"

Long Xuan looked at everyone with a determined face.

The other party wanted to compose his own poems, Long Xuan wrote Wo Chun, and then said that he was insulting them.

After these people finished speaking, Long Xuan said that he was also desperate, shameless and really had no realm......

"You don't care about right or wrong, you just need to admit your mistake and apologize......"

The prefect of Hangzhou gave a bitter advice.

The people present stared at Long Xuan one after another, waiting for Long Xuan to lower his head and apologize to them for admitting his mistake.

"What if I don't admit my mistake?"

Long Xuan will never admit his mistakes, let alone that he is already lacking.

"If you don't admit your mistake, there is no place for you in Hangzhou......"

The prefect of Hangzhou was also optimistic about Long Xuan, and then advised.

"I choose not to admit my mistakes......"

Long Xuan opened his mouth gently, and although the voice was not loud, it shook the entire hall, as loud and loud as a bell.

"Haha, sure enough, he's finished......"

For this result, the crowd is no exception, and their hearts are extremely happy.

"It's a pity Brother Long, I'm afraid it won't be better in the future......"

Not only did the Juren Guild unite against Long Xuan, but also most of the officials present.

This is a matter of face, if it spreads, everyone's reputation will be ruined, after all, I am stupid This poem is too awesome.

"Look up to the sky and laugh and go out, how can I be a Penghao person......"

Long Xuan picked up his pen again, wrote a sentence, vigorous and powerful, and then shook the door and turned around and left.

"A true scholar has been detached from low tastes and has become a pure human ......"

Looking at Long Xuan's departing back, the old man couldn't help muttering to himself, his eyes full of appreciation.

For many years, he had seen countless opportunistic bureaucrats, but now there were few such upright figures.

"Can't miss the opportunity again, seize the opportunity, break his child's ......"

Miss Lotus chose to leave in a hurry, following behind Long Xuan, intending to wait for an opportunity to act.

(End of chapter)