Chapter 42: A Small Explosion
As I guessed, Chen Haobei, who went home with me, also looked incredulous after listening to my narration, with a little excitement like a mentally handicapped child discovering a new toy.
It's just that after calming down a little, this product immediately asked me a question that was very in line with his character and surprised me a little: "Is it big?" ”
"Huh? What's big or not? I didn't understand it at once, Chen Haobei smiled and said, "Didn't you tear people's clothes?" Surely you saw it, right? How about a woman like that? Is it big or not? Saying that, Chen Haobei put his two hands on his chest and winked at me at the same time.
I rolled my eyes and said, "Big, it's big, don't chase Mei Di'er, chase Yao Mengnan, so that you can even save money for milk in the future." ”
Chen Haobei said with a strange smile: "That's not good, I am very loyal every time I fall in love." I said, "I wish you success." ”
Then Chen Hao looked around for a while and said, "Then I'll go down and find my daughter-in-law." I said, "Well, you go, I'll make up for yesterday's sleep, if you don't want Mei Di'er to make up for sleep, then you can go, and Mei Di'er will scold you when you go back, don't say I didn't remind you." ”
Chen Haobei thought for a while and said, "Forget it, I'll go home, hey, Xiaoqian, if there is such a thing in the future, you remember to call your brother." ”
I said, "You can pull it down, I didn't alarm your old man with such a big movement last night, can I wake you up by calling?" Chen Haobei hurriedly patted his chest and promised: "Of course, what is the matter, my brother will definitely be on call when he calls me." ”
After talking about Yao Mengnan, the fire of gossip burning in my body subsided a lot, and I didn't send Chen Haobei when he wanted to leave, and after hearing the sound of the door closing, he directly lay down to make up for sleep.
What woke me up this time was the same scream of the old king next door, and the reason why I was woken up by this sound was because today's voice sounded louder than before.
After being woken up, it was inevitable that I was a little irritable, and the sleepiness was not completely eliminated, so I continued to lie down and close my eyes to recuperate.
Lying down, I found a problem, that is, Lao Wang's voice seemed to be a little too loud, and suddenly I reacted, not that this voice is stronger than before, but...
I immediately got up and walked to the outhouse to take a look, and sure enough, Chen Haobei didn't close the door and was blown open by the wind.
I whispered an expletive, reaching out to close the door.
In a flash, I suddenly wanted to listen to Lao Wang's movements again, not that I was psychopathic, but I wanted to confirm whether there was really no woman's voice at all.
"It's really not, what's going on?" I muttered to myself after listening for a while, and just as I continued to listen intently, suddenly there was an earth-shattering loud noise behind me...
"Bell !!"
This sound made me almost have a heart attack, it was so loud that even the old king next door instantly stopped screaming.
I shook my buzzing head and stumbled towards my bedroom, and within a few steps I could smell a pungent smell, and in an instant I could guess the cause of the explosion.
I covered my nose and went into the house to take a look, and sure enough, the bottle of insecticide that I had only used once after I bought it, and the insecticide that I had placed on the floor next to the bedside table had been blown into a piece of scrap iron, and the bedside table next to it was also blown up, and pieces of wood and things that had been placed on the bedside table flew everywhere.
Looking at the debris all over the bed, I was instantly shocked into a cold sweat.
Fortunately, when I sleep, my head will not be more than half a meter away from the bedside table, if I hadn't been woken up by Lao Wang's voice just now, if I hadn't eavesdropped at the door for a few minutes, not to mention life and death at this time, my big face would definitely not be able to be saved.
Because of the fear, my throat was a little dry, and I couldn't stop coughing as soon as I was smoked by the pungent smell of the insecticide.
I didn't have time to think about it, I hurriedly trotted straight to the elevator, and only after entering the elevator did I put down the hand that had been covering my mouth and nose, leaned against the bulkhead and took a few deep breaths greedily.
The elevator reached the first floor and came to the courtyard of the community, everything was as usual, it seemed that the sound of the explosion did not reach the ground, at least it did not alarm these people in the yard.
I walked around to ease my nervousness and fear, and at the same time thought about how to clean up the house for a while, and when to buy a bedside table.
Inadvertently, I slipped to the main entrance of the community, where the cold-faced doorman was chatting with a stranger, and when I looked at him, he also gave me a blank look.
", what a crow's mouth."
Remembering what he said on the day I came back from buying pesticides, I secretly scolded the street in my heart, but I didn't expect him to be covered.
But then again, how can an insecticide explode for no apparent reason?
Suddenly, I had a strange feeling in my heart, this doorman said that my insecticide would explode, and it really exploded, and it was impossible for the insecticide to listen to him, but what about people? Will people listen to him?
Chen Haobei didn't close the door when he left today, could someone sneak into my house while I was asleep and secretly touched my insecticide?
Or, is it simply Chen Haobei's own action?
Figure what? Want to up?
I took out my mobile phone and thought about what could cause Baidu to cause the insecticide to explode, but because my brain was a little floating, I habitually clicked on the WeChat interface first, and Li Xiaomeng's inexplicable message to me in the past two days came into view again.
In an instant, I quickly strung these things together in my head.
Zhu Bajie was the first to find Chen Haobei and his two gangster friends wanted to beat me, according to what Chen Haobei told me later, Zhu Bajie wanted to give Chen Haobei and the three gangsters 5,000 yuan at that time, on the condition that he discounted one of my arms.
Chen Haobei proposed to Zhu Bajie at least 6,000 talents, because if 5,000 was given, the three of them could not divide it equally.
The combined IQ of these three people, plus the computer, can't calculate how to divide the five thousand yuan equally, so in Zhu Bajie's sophisticated bargaining, in order to divide the money equally, the two sides finally made a deal for four thousand eight.
When I heard this, my heart was sour, but I didn't expect that my unicorn arm, which was both civil and military, and had accompanied me for countless sleepless nights, was not even worth 10 million in their eyes.
Anyway, that time ended in the air, after which Zhu Bajie disappeared, and Chen Haobei's mission against me was terminated.
But this pesticide explosion made me think of something wrong, why did Chen Haobei live in the community? Why are you so close to me?
Li Xiaomeng contacted me inexplicably recently, could it be that it is still related to Zhu Bajie? Could it be that Zhu Bajie is back? Zhu Bajie instructed Chen Haobei to take action against me again? So why did you choose the way the doorman said?
Besides, does Zhu Bajie hate me so much?
My mind was a mess, I don't know if it was the sequelae of the explosion, my thoughts were as unclear as being mosaic, I really hope this is just my cranky thoughts, I really hope this explosion is just an accident.
Sneaking downstairs to Chen Haobei, I hesitated, but I still didn't take the initiative to contact him, before things became clear, I should still be wary of him.
A gangster like him, although he calls everyone a brother, as long as the money is in place, there is no bottom line in doing things, right?
After wandering downstairs for more than half an hour, I felt that the smell in the room should have almost dissipated, and I went home.
There was still a faint smell of insecticide in the house, but it was no longer pungent, so I quickly started cleaning up and getting busy.
It was already dark after the day, and the biggest consolation was that the explosion did not cause a fire, otherwise it would be troublesome to clean up.
When I went downstairs to throw out the garbage, I met Yao Mengnan and her mother in the elevator, I didn't lead the dog, I said hello to the mother and daughter, and her mother seemed to be very hostile to me, and she didn't look at me. Yao Mengnan was quite calm, and chatted with me for a few words, but the focus of the conversation was on Mei Dier.
The words of this goods reveal the strength to inquire about Mei Di'er's private life, and they are about to catch up with Chen Haobei.
When I got out of the elevator, I was a little worried, I wondered if the mother and daughter had seen an upgraded version of the dog ban before.
After throwing out the garbage, I went to the community to have dinner, while Yao Meng's mother and daughter walked around the community.
When I came back from dinner, I saw a scene that surprised me a little but was not too unexpected, Yao Meng's mother and daughter were making a big noise at the door of the property office, but this time it was no longer Lao Gu who stood opposite them, but Ah San and Ah Si.
The two strong men blocked the door of the office tightly, and the mother and daughter couldn't get in at all, although they would push a pair of Ah San and Ah Si from time to time, but these two men were like two iron towers, not moving at all.
I have learned Yao Mengnan's strength, even if she dresses like a man, but her physical strength is only at the level of a woman, and it is a weak kind, just with the ability of this mother and daughter, Ah San and Ah Si will be completely free to let them fight.
Through the glass door, I saw that the old man in the office was leisurely reading the newspaper, sipping hot tea from time to time, as if he couldn't hear the movement outside.