Xia Xiaoyu really convinced the person on the right, he came so late in the morning, it stands to reason that he should have slept well and be full of energy, this is just the first class, why did he lie down softly, this is the second day of school.

After most of the class, the math teacher assigned a topic and told the students to do it, just got off the stage and walked around, and finally found him, separated by a few rows, the chalk head did a high-altitude parabolic movement, and it happened to fall on Xia Xiaoyu's shoulder.

didn't hit it accurately, his eyes flashed with embarrassment, he stood in the third row, and coughed, "In the last row, the boy who was sleeping on the table, come up for me and solve this problem on the blackboard!" ”

Song Liangxiao was dazed and felt that the harsh sound of rattling stopped abruptly, the world was clear, turned around, and fell asleep with his arm in the crook of his arm.

The math teacher's face suddenly turned red like a pig's liver, and it is estimated that the podium will be overturned in the next second.

The class fell silent, and they all turned their heads to focus on the last row.

Time seems to stand still, but the protagonist of the story is unaware.

"He's at the same table, give him a push!" The old man couldn't hold back and was defeated.

Xia Xiaoyu didn't squint, her slender and even-toned fingers tightened in her sleeves, and gently hammered Song Liangxiao with a punch, the force was not great, but it woke people up.

Song Liangxiao raised her head, her eyelids were slight, and she looked at the overall situation quietly, her voice was low and lazy, as if it had its own stereo sound effect, "What's wrong, is class over?" You don't need to call me when you get down, I'll sleep for a while, the dream is not over yet! ”

The whole class was shocked again, Niu, this is a ruthless man!

"The teacher told you to go up and solve the problem."

"Oh, what's the question?"

Xia Xiaoyu was helpless and poked the exercises in the textbook with a pen.

Song Liangxiao understood, stretched his waist, stood up, and walked to the podium.

The math teacher suppressed his anger and began to reprimand, "New transfer? Do you not know the rules of class? On the second day of school, I dared to sleep in a grand manner, and I was not small! ”

Song Liangxiao squinted and asked, her tone was reasonable, "Teacher, don't sleep when you're sleepy, do you save up for sleep and eat?" ”

Everyone at the bottom was stunned and took a breath, how dare he talk back?

Before the teacher could react, the man casually picked up a piece of chalk and brushed it on the blackboard, and after a while, the blackboard was densely packed with symbols and numbers.

Xia Xiaoyu looked at the boy on the stage for the first time, this topic belongs to the thinking expansion question, she didn't think of it for a while, he didn't even hear anything and solved it so easily, and she understood it, it seemed to be right, thinking ingeniously, clearly organized, and not bad in one step.

Jiang Lige looked at the font on the blackboard, and couldn't see why, she tilted her head and glanced at Song Wanqiao's scratch paper, looked at the result directly, and said with low eyebrows, "Hey, his final answer is the same as yours!" ”

Song Wanqiao is not surprised at all, he has an IQ of 280, and he has been known as a business wizard since he was a child, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is a prodigy, how can a mere math problem stump him.

The teacher suddenly couldn't get off the stage, froze in place, Song Liangxiao ignored him, walked back to his seat, sat down and said lightly, "I'll sleep first, and ask me if you will have it later." ”

Picked up the chalk tip that had just flown in and raised it, "And teacher, remind you, it's not a good habit to throw garbage casually, if you continue to do this in the future, I won't help you anymore." ”

The people around him couldn't hold back anymore and talked unscrupulously, my mom, this is too handsome!

The bell rang like rain in time, and the math teacher walked out of the classroom without saying a word.

Catching a glimpse of the green chalk print, Song Liangxiao took out a piece of toilet paper, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry to hurt you, I'll wipe it for you!" ”

Xia Xiaoyu blocked his hand, like looking at a monster, and said coldly, "No." ”

Song Liangxiao didn't force it, threw the paper on the table at will, and continued to fall asleep without being affected by the people around him.

Of course, Song Liangxiao is not like Song Wanqiao, he is an all-rounder in arts and sciences, and his shortcomings are very short.

This can be fully seen from the English weekly test two weeks later.

The head teacher held a thick pile of test papers, and his eyes were about to burst into flames, "Don't pretend, stop writing and listen to me, this English test, some people, the composition actually used Chinese pinyin to write for me, causing me to read it for a long time, thinking that I lacked vocabulary, and invited a lot of teachers to help, but the result?" I've lost all my old face, huh? Do you think you're an intelligence officer, and you still have a Morse code, am I the one who deciphers the code? ”

looked at the last row again, and selected a test paper, "Especially you, Song Liangxiao!" Stand up for me, you are more serious than these people, look at what you wrote? The topic is a dialogue between a prince and a princess, you ...... You, you come up to me, read your essay in front of the whole class! ”

It's too much, don't humiliate and humiliate him, he really thinks that he is Sun Wukong and is going to heaven.

Xia Xiaoyu is no longer surprised, during this time, Song Liangxiao's appearance rate is too frequent, and this piece has been turned into a vegetable market, and every teacher has to pick his cabbage again.

He walked calmly, took his test paper as if he was on stage to accept the award, and spoke calmly.

"Prince say, Can I speak Chinese?"

"Princess Happy Say, yes, yes!!"

"The prince was shocked and said, you can actually speak Chinese?"

"The princess said shyly, this is nothing, since I was a child, my father and king have invited famous teachers of various Chinese languages to teach me, except for language, I don't know anything, so no matter which language you speak, I can understand it."

"Bird language is okay too?"

"Of course, no problem."

The prince's eyes were full of pink bubbles, and he grabbed the princess's hand and said incredulously, really? It turned out that you were the destined royal translator I was looking for, and then, the prince turned to the interviewer and said, "Don't look for it anymore, it's just her." ”

After reading, Song Liangxiaozai carefully looked at his test paper and said to himself, "Except for the number of words, there is nothing wrong with the others?" ”

The class had already laughed into a sea of flowers, many people held their stomachs and twitched their shoulders one by one, and the originally lifeless atmosphere was brought to life.

Jiang Lige was afraid that the person next to him would be displeased, so he clenched his teeth, resisted the urge to laugh, and almost burst into tears.

Song Wanqiao glanced at the unproductive person, felt that she was a little pitiful, and said quietly, "If you want to laugh, laugh." ”

Without any scruples, she finally released herself and laughed out loud, especially happy.

Xia Xiaoyu couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh.

But the head teacher was not as childlike as them, and frowned and shouted, "Take the test paper and stand outside." ”

Xia Xiaoyu glanced at the people who were leaning against the window and enjoying themselves, and there was every reason to suspect that Song Liangxiao must have felt that it was too hot in the classroom recently, and always wanted to go outside to blow the wind.