Nian Fu smiled and said, "Hehe, what is the Millennium House?" ”

Xiao Tianshu smiled: "Coffin! You've been an onmyoji all your life, but you don't know what the Millennium House is? Hahaha, are you sure you're not here to be funny? ”

Nian Fu smiled and said: "Hehe, we don't call it that, it's normal for me to not know, besides, I'm less than twenty years old, how can I teach an onmyoji all my life?" ”

Xiao Tianshu said with a smile: "This is also what I said, we are here, it is really not called that, as for the onmyoji you have been a lifelong onmyoji, say that you have not been a lifelong onmyoji, you said that your family's ancestral onmyoji, your grandfather, his grandfather and grandfather are all doing this, is your father also this, you say that you are not a lifetime who is a lifetime!" ”

Nian Fu said: "It's nonsense, I haven't lived to a lifetime, I'm only a teenager now, strictly speaking, I'm only a teenager, twenty years old, how can I be a lifetime?" You're talking as if I'm dead now, well, you can't talk nonsense, haven't you heard of a proverb? ”

Xiao Tianshu smiled: "Ah, this is not what I said, this is what you said, if you do something short-lived, don't look for me to take your life, oh, this timid and scared person will not be there at that time, who will protect me!" Hehe......"

Nian Fu said: "You kid, you deliberately cursed me!" I don't die so easily, I think my grandfather, my father's curse, in my lifetime, it's time to break the curse, no matter what, I won't go down that path......"

As he spoke, he remembered it, sad thing, isn't this the younger and younger life of the family after this year, he always has to die well, and he doesn't know if he offended the fox fairy, and when Lao Tzu finds it, he must have a good theory with it, so that it can also taste the feeling of loneliness!

Speaking of this, Xiao Tianshu also stopped, thinking to himself why he had forgotten this guy's life experience after the New Year, where could he afford this kind of joke with his life experience, it was really careless, and the young people now joked. I really don't know the severity, I don't know whether I live or die, and I'm inevitably vulgar!

Xiao Tianshu said: "Oh, Brother Nian, I'm sorry, I said it just now, it's just a joke, and I don't mean it seriously, you must not take it to heart, I speak like this, as if I was joking with people, I'm used to seeing everyone like this, don't go to your heart, I didn't expect you to have those sad things in your heart, now I think about what I just said is really a bastard......"

Nian Fu bowed his head and said silently, and said half-loudly: "I can't blame you for this matter, even if it's a prophecy, or whatever, it's all fate, maybe my days are numbered!" How can you say this? So some things can't be said to be a joke for random weirdos, hehe! I know my own life......"

Xiao Tianshu said: "Don't think nonsense, I really didn't have any thoughts just now, just joking, and I dare to guarantee that you will live a long and healthy life, immortality, we are together, and there is ...... Chuchu"

Nian Fu smiled and said, "Hehe, good! ”

Xiao Tianshu couldn't coax the year to come, so he had to say, "Otherwise, I'll continue to tell the story, right?" ”

Nian Fu smiled bitterly and said: "Good ......" I know my own affairs, today Xiao Tianshu, saying this, it is not groundless, it is impossible for him to live longer than his parents now, so sometimes he can't joke, but he can't blame others for joking.

Xiao Tianshu smiled: "In this room, the old rich man choked up; Over there, Fu Baotian held high the peachwood sword, and scolded the dead husband of the Song widow and the humiliated woman in a deep voice: Wait for the truth, people live once in the world, who can not make mistakes? If you dare to entangle, don't blame me for being ruthless under the sword! ”

The dance was at a glance, and when the matter was over, the old rich man's Nanmu coffin was played very smoothly, and the work was completed in less than two days. Before leaving, Fu Shoucai stuffed a thick envelope into Fu Baotian's pocket.

Obviously, it is not only the cost of labor, but also the cost of covering up the ugly.

Life is a life, grass and trees are autumn. In a blink of an eye, years have passed, and this time it is the turn of the rich. After a serious illness, Fu Baotian collapsed on the kang, and his brain was sometimes sober, sometimes confused. Late that night, I heard a squeak, the window opened, and then, a hideous-looking ghost flickered into the house!

The ghosts and shadows were full of strange laughter, and the rich bag Tiandun was so shocked that his eyes were cracked, and he screamed sadly: "Retribution, retribution is really coming." I said, I said, that year, the daughter-in-law of Zhao San, a sick man, begged me to give her mother-in-law a thousand-year house, but I didn't have any money, so I shouldn't have that crooked heart. Fu Shoucai's father, I did it in the ink fountain. I admit that I have deceived many rich people in order to get the money to cover up my ugliness......"

Dare to be affectionate, Fu Baotian recognized a sentence: People are not sages, who can be innocent, and have not done a few bad things? And when a person is about to die, his guilt is even heavier, and he pretended to be frightened, and he confessed it all. The ugliness of the family should not be publicized, if you want to keep your last reputation, then obediently send money. As for ghost hunting, it is purely a huqin in the crotch, and it is a (light).

However, after people get old, this disease and that disease find themselves, Fu Baotian muttered in his heart: ill-gotten wealth is not advisable, damage yin and morality, or take away all the bad money earned in this life, and when you get there, whoever pays it back will also reduce a few points of guilt. So, he punched himself in a coffin in advance and hid the money in the mezzanine at the bottom of the coffin.

However, he didn't expect until he died that the ghost who entered the door late at night was not a real ghost, but his son Fu Ersan!

It turned out that in those days, the rich two and three were always pondering, my father had been in a coffin all his life, and he was not fooling money by pretending to be a ghost, so why did he only leave me a few small dollars? No, you have to use his methods to scare him and ask where the money went.

As a result, it was a no-brainer.

The next day, Fu Baotian died; The millennium house he lived in has been replaced

However, the story is not over at this point - although Fu Ersan can't beat the coffin, he holds the peachwood sword left by his father, and has become a well-known half-fairy who hunts ghosts and exorcises evil spirits. On this day, Fu Er San made a lot of money, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw a terrifying-looking little ghost rushing over!

"Damn,!" Fu Ersan was so frightened that his legs were weak on the spot, and he almost peed his pants. Who knows, the little imp actually giggled and bent over.

Removing the grimace and taking off the wig, it turned out to be a son who was not yet 10 years old.

"Little Wang Ba Calf, do you want to scare me to death? Who did you learn from? It took a long time for the rich two or three to come to their senses and scolded angrily.

The son smiled more and more happily: "If you can learn to catch ghosts from your grandfather, I will also learn from you." You scared grandpa that night, pretending to be like it. I'll scare you in the future, don't be afraid. ”

Going around and around, hey, it's back to the beginning: dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes give birth to phoenixes, and the son of a mouse is born to make holes.