Chapter 78: Scratch Him

Wen Xiaodi put the towel on the leg press bar on the side, lifted his left leg to the leg press bar, and smiled at Yu Chengfeng while pressing his legs:

"The old rule, whoever wins, who is on top. You go take a shower and change into your tracksuit. The clothes were already in the bathroom. ”

Wen Xiaodi is a maverick in many ways, and Yu Chengfeng has always been accustomed to her style.

But now he suddenly felt a hint of disgust rising from the depths of his heart.

"Damn 'morning dew.'"

He gritted his teeth, and a word came out between his teeth.

"Huh? What do you say, my dear? ”

Wen Xiaodi's ears were very pointed, and he turned his head to look at him.

"Xiaodi, I said we can't do this kind of thing in a normal place like other couples?"

Wen Xiaodi was stunned for a moment, and put his leg off the leg press bar:

"What's wrong with you today? It's not the first time we've played like this. How do I think you're as nervous as the hairy boy. ”

Yu Chengfeng hurriedly stopped her from continuing to guess:

"It's nothing, I'll go take a shower right now. You wait for me. ”

Wen Xiaodi's face looked a little better, and he smiled charmingly at him:

"That's pretty much it. Go for it. ”

Yu Chengfeng opened the shower head, and the warm water surrounded him from top to bottom, and his body was warm, but his heart was cold.

Facing Wen Xiaodi, he had already risen into a sense of powerlessness and nausea that he couldn't control.

Yu Chengfeng thought of the prophecy that Yu Qingshi said before about the relationship between him and Wen Xiaodi, and hated him to death.

Originally, I thought that he could use this month to solve the problem.

didn't expect that Wen Xiaodi would come back early.

Could it be that this is "fate makes people"?

Yu Chengfeng finished taking a shower, took the sportswear that Wen Xiaodi prepared for him on the side, and almost didn't lose his breath.

The good tights are full of round holes cut out with scissors, and from a distance it looks like a nest built by a hornet.

After Wen Xiaodi went to the United States, her appreciation also deviated, and Yu Chengfeng became more and more incomprehensible.

Sure enough, as soon as he entered the practice room in a hornet's nest suit, Wen Xiaodi's eyes widened:

"Ride the wind, you're so handsome."

Yu Chengfeng looked down at the strange clothes on his body, and smiled helplessly:

"Do I have the option to take it off?"

As he spoke, his hand grabbed the hem of his garment, ready to break free from the hornet's nest.

"Don't move, I'm useful."

Wen Xiaodi ran over and grabbed Yu Chengfeng's hand.

"Next time I'll bring my own clothes. Say, what rules today? ”

"There are no rules, whoever knocks out the opponent within three minutes wins."

Wen Xiaodi is full of confidence.

"That's not fair to you, you're not as important as me."

"Maybe I just want to lose today, but I always win, and it's not interesting."

Wen Xiaodi smiled teasingly at Yu Chengfeng.

The two of them came to the two ends of the wrestling mat and chose the positions they felt were stable and stood up.

Seeing that Yu Chengfeng didn't move, Wen Xiaodi didn't move either.

"Three minutes are almost up, and you still don't attack?"

Yu Chengfeng shouted at Wen Xiaodi.

"I said, today I want you to have the upper hand."

Wen Xiaodi was still in a defensive posture.

Yu Chengfeng had no choice but to rush at Wen Xiaodi's chassis, wanting to sweep her to the wrestling mat and suppress her again.

Wen Xiaodi seemed to have expected it a long time ago, and as soon as Yu Chengfeng arrived, he bounced flexibly.

With a backhand, Yu Chengfeng's shoulder, Yu Chengfeng fell on the mat because he couldn't control the momentum.

Wen Xiaodi's whole person immediately flew on Yu Chengfeng, and said proudly:

"How? I won again. ”

"At your disposal."

Yu Chengfeng said helplessly.

Wen Xiaodi Jiao smiled and removed the obstacles on her body, and used her teeth to tear off the slender pieces of cloth between the circles on Yu Chengfeng's clothes.

The elastic cloth bounced back unwillingly on Yu Chengfeng's skin at the moment it was torn apart, and the instant pain ignited him all at once.

He reflexively pressed Wen Xiaodi underneath and kissed him hard.

Wen Xiaodi couldn't stop laughing below:

"Oops, tap."

Yu Chengfeng was like a mad lion, directly removing the broken clothes.

There was something inside him that was about to rush out, screaming and wanting to vent.

Wen Xiaodi waited for that moment with silky eyes, but Yu Chengfeng above did not continue to move.

"Honey, what's wrong with you?"

Yu Chengfeng's face was a little defeated, he climbed off Wen Xiaodi and fell on the wrestling mat on the side:

"You let me slow down, I seem to have flashed my waist just now."

"Flashed?"

Wen Xiaodi hurriedly rubbed Yu Chengfeng's waist, but her eyes were quickly attracted by other places.

She didn't say anything and lay back on the mat.

It didn't take long for her to think of something again, stood up, and smiled at Yu Chengfeng:

"You wait, I'll come right over."

Wen Xiaodi ran to her bedroom, opened the large suitcase that she hadn't had time to organize, and took out the outfit she had originally prepared for Halloween.

Yu Chengfeng was thinking that the damn "Chaolu" really came out to make trouble, and Wen Xiaodi came out in a rabbit costume.

"This handsome guy, you see that everyone is homeless, do you want to take them in?"

The ears of the two big pink rabbits hung down, and Wen Xiaodi scratched Yu Chengfeng's chest with them.

Yu Chengfeng suddenly felt sick to his stomach, quickly stood up, rushed to the bathroom, and vomited on the toilet.

Wen Xiaodi was a little angry, she threw the hood on her head, and rushed into the bathroom:

"Yu Chengfeng, what's wrong with you? Am I making you sick like that right now? ”

Yu Chengfeng squatted by the toilet, wiped the residue on the side of his mouth with his hands, and ran to the side of the sink to rinse his mouth:

"Xiaodi, this has nothing to do with you, it's because I've been too tired lately, if you give me more time, I'll be fine."

Wen Xiaodi ran back to the bedroom to change her clothes angrily, and her angry voice came from the corridor:

"You go back first, I'm tired and need to rest."

Yu Chengfeng woke up in the smoke of cooking for several days in the morning.

Wen Xiaodi didn't know where he got the home remedies, all kinds of bullwhips, and deer whips stewed for him in turn.

She is not a person who goes to the kitchen, this kind of thing smells big, as soon as the soup is served, Wen Xiaodi is holding a sharp knife behind Yu Chengfeng.

If Yu Chengfeng didn't drink, he would feel the knife slowly start to penetrate his clothes and hit the flesh of his back.

"Xiaodi, your craftsmanship is not good, it's better to let Mother Wu stew it for me after handling it."

Yu Chengfeng didn't dare to say directly that he didn't want to drink, and wanted to lead the topic to cooking.

"Close your eyes, drink it as medicine, what so much nonsense, if Wu's mother knows about it, my mother will also know. Don't you want to live? ”

Yu Chengfeng had no choice but to swallow his saliva, pinch his nose, and drink the strange-tasting soup.

Yu Chengfeng didn't remember how many days it was, anyway, she started to stew soup for him after she found out that he couldn't do it.

After drinking, he went to the wrestling mat to try him, and Yu Chengfeng was made to cry without tears.

Every day, he told himself.

Today is the last day, if Wen Xiaodi does this again, he will tell her about "Chaolu".

But every day, he said to himself that if he persevered for one more day, things might turn around.

Obviously, Wen Xiaodi still didn't succeed this time, but she is not someone who admits defeat easily:

"Rest early tonight, and go to the andrology department tomorrow for a check-up, I've already made an appointment for you."

Yu Chengfeng was lying on the clean and tidy examination table, and the professional doctor above his eyes smiled at Yu Chengfeng:

"Young man, your girlfriend is so nice to you and is still with you to check. Congratulations, you're normal, you don't have any problems, you can go on an errand with your girlfriend. ”

Yu Chengfeng naturally knew what was going on, and he also knew that he didn't have any problems, except for the girls other than Yu Huanhuan:

"Well, doctor, yes, I actually know there's nothing wrong with me, but I don't do it to my girlfriend, that, just can't. You see, can you help me do an identification of my problem? I'll give you how much you want, everything is negotiable. ”

The doctor who did the examination looked at Yu Chengfeng with the eyes of a neurological patient:

"If you want to apply for a fake certificate, there are a lot of small advertisements on the street in front of you, and you can call casually. I'm here, it won't work. No matter how much money you have, you don't need to talk about it ”

After speaking, with an expression of professionalism and medical ethics that had been seriously insulted, he went to work on his own indignantly.

"I'm sorry, doctor, I didn't mean that, I just wanted to ask, have you ever encountered in your career that you can't do it to a certain person? How did they solve it? ”

The doctor handed the printed test sheet to Yu Chengfeng:

"Mental illness is also a disease, and it must be treated."

Seeing Yu Chengfeng coming out of the examination room, Wen Xiaodi, who was talking to someone on the phone, immediately stepped forward.

The shouts of "Di, Di" were still coming from the receiver of the phone.

Wen Xiaodi pinched off the phone without changing his face, and stretched out his hand to Yu Chengfeng:

"What were the results? Show me. ”

Yu Chengfeng handed over the inspection form.

Wen Xiaodi took a quick look from top to bottom, and a smile gradually bloomed on his face:

"I'll just say you've always been so powerful, you must be fine. I'll leave this to me, I've got a great trick to help you recover. ”

Yu Chengfeng asked her not to mess around, she laughed, and took Yu Chengfeng downstairs to her car.

Wen Xiaodi first sent Yu Chengfeng back to the Cultural Relics Bureau, asked him to take a nap at noon, and took him out to play in the evening.

Yu Chengfeng didn't know what the big trick was, but he instinctively felt that it wouldn't be a good thing.

"Don't fool around. Really just give me some time and I'll be able to recover. ”

Wen Xiaodi didn't listen to him, his head stuck out of the cab, made a flying kiss at him, and drove away.

As soon as it was dark, Wen Xiaodi really came to pick up Yu Chengfeng.

She changed into a long red trench coat, domineering and exposed, like a female boss.

"Where the hell are you going to take me?"

Yu Chengfeng felt a little bottomless in his heart.

"A place where you can regain your strength."

Wen Xiaodi squeezed his eyebrows at Yu Chengfeng.

She drove for a long time to a suburban clubhouse.

Yu Chengfeng is very resistant to this kind of place on weekdays, and when he saw the words "Curtain Dream Club", his face changed.

"Xiaodi, what are you bringing me here for?"

Yu Chengfeng was really a little disappointed in Wen Xiaodi, and this disappointment had nothing to do with "Morning Dew".

No matter how bad the soup is, no matter how disgusting the examination is, he can accept it.

To this kind of place, let him "let go", does she still treat him as her man?

"Don't worry, can I still be willing to let my man be touched by other women? Just take you here to watch a film, a film of a living person. Isn't that stuff on the internet going to cure you? ”

Wen Xiaodi said with a smile that didn't care.

"Hurry up and park me!"

Wen Xiaodi listened, and did not mean to stop, and continued to drive forward.

Yu Chengfeng saw that he couldn't move her, so he went directly with her to grab the steering wheel.

Fortunately, Wen Xiaodi reacted and braked violently when the car was about to hit the big iron gate, and the car stopped five centimeters in front of the iron gate.

Wen Xiaodi was obviously also frightened, and she angrily scolded Yu Chengfeng:

"If you want to die, don't pull me!"

Yu Chengfeng blushed, didn't speak, opened the car door, and ran out.

A young man next to him hurried forward:

"Sister Wen, are you okay?"

Wen Xiaodi took a few deep breaths:

"It's okay, Ah Fei, you can punch him now and knock him unconscious and carry him in."