Chapter 807: Coronation Day
Syllable~
Before Guan Zhongyuan finished speaking, he saw Xiao Tianyu slap Guan Zhongyuan's head, which made Guan Zhongyuan stunned: "Boss, it doesn't matter if you beat me, this soup must not be spilled!"
"Do you think I look like a kidney deficit?" While speaking, Xiao Tianyu yawned, and Guan Zhongyuan said seriously: "Like, and very similar!"
If you don't have kidney loss, why don't you get up now, and yawn, it's obviously a precursor to kidney loss.
Boom~
Syllable~
In the next second, Guan Zhongyuan was stunned again: "Boss... Boss, why are you beating me again? Don't fight, can't I be wrong, everyone is a civilized person, and a gentleman doesn't use his mouth, ah...... Boss, you fight again... This soup is really spilled!"
Guan Zhongyuan was very depressed in his heart, why did the boss beat people without asking the reason, I'm also telling the truth, okay?
As everyone knows, men are most taboo for others to say that they have kidney loss, are incompetent, and are useless, so Xiao Tianyu doesn't fight the Central Plains, who to beat, and it is clear that the Central Plains is beaten with a face.
"Yes, Tianyu, people haven't slept all night, so they boiled this bowl of soup for you, how to say, you have to drink it while it's hot!" Shangguan Biyue said with a smile.
"Yes, yes~ That Tianyu, this soup is a big tonic, and there are viagra, golden guns, and various famous brands of kidney tonic products mixed in it, so you must not waste it!" Gu Yunxi echoed beside him.
"......" Hearing this, Xiao Tianyu can be described as a confused mess, this... These three bastards have prepared this kind of perfect tonic soup for me? Drink it, and still have a life?
Even if you want to murder, you don't have such a murder, right?
So, Xiao Tianyu said to Guan Zhongyuan: "Give me the soup!"
Is the Boss finally willing to drink?
Guan Zhongyuan was so happy in his heart, he stayed up all night, and it was finally not in vain.
So, Guan Zhongyuan handed the decoction in his hand to Xiao Tianyu, and after taking the decoction, Xiao Tianyu said to Guan Zhongyuan: "Open your mouth!"
What's the situation?
Hearing this, Guan Zhongyuan was stunned, the boss drank medicine, why did he let me open my mouth.
Thinking of this, Guan Zhongyuan said seriously: "That boss, don't be polite, this soup is prepared for you!"
"You don't open your mouth?" Xiao Tianyu's voice was cold.
"Boss, I... I'm still a virgin, I don't need to make it up, boss, you really don't have to be polite!"
"You two come over to me!" Xiao Tianyu said to Qiu Qianren and Ximen Fuxue.
Suddenly, the two of them ran over and said in unison: "Boss, if there is anything, please command, go up the knife mountain, get off the oil pot, and never give ......up."
"Pry the mouth of the tube open for me!"
"Ahh Boss, you really have to pry!" The two of them were stunned for a moment.
Then, I saw Qiu Qianren say to Guan Zhongyuan: "That little pipe, you can't blame us, the boss asked us to pry, if you want to hate, hate the boss!"
After that, Qiu Qianren said to Ximen Blowing Snow again: "That Ximen Blowing Snow, this guy's mouth seems to be quite tight, you go get a vice......"
Bang dang~
Before Qiu Qianren finished speaking, I saw Guan Zhongyuan sitting on the ground. This TM vice has been used, I just want to ask you, whether to pry your mouth, or to pull out my teeth, I don't have a brother like you.
Immediately, Guan Zhongyuan begged for mercy and said to Xiao Tianyu: "Boss... Boss, I'm really a virgin, I can't drink this medicine, you're welcome!"
"Are you a virgin?" asked Xiao Tianyu.
"Yes!"
"I remember once saying that you raped a few old sows in order to compete for the bubble girl system!"
"It seems that this is really the case, that boss, can't I drink it?" Guan Zhongyuan completely confessed, Nima, if you don't drink again, it will be even worse.
So Guan Zhongyuan took the decoction, slurped, and drank the whole bowl.
Soon, under everyone's eyes, I saw Guan Zhongyuan's face flushed, which can be described as extremely springy, but here are all Xiao Tianyu's women, he dares to move?
"Carry this bastard into the pigsty for me to vent the fire!" Xiao Tianyu said coolly.
"Okay, boss!" Qiu Qianren and the two of them, one of them carried one of the arms of Guan Zhongyuan and carried it out, but in their hearts, they carried it all the way, underestimated all the way, Nima, we worked hard all night, how could it be cheaper in the end?
This time, the old sow in the pigsty is going to suffer!
As for Xiao Tianyu's stay in the courtyard, it was three days, and in the past three days, the courtyard has been filled with spring every night, and it has been full of coquettishness, which has made Shangguan Biyue people disappear.
As for letting Gu Yunxi and Lu Die'er save her, but the two of them, they didn't step into Shangguan Biyue's room for half a step in the past two nights, for no other reason than because they were shy.
So Shangguan Biyue swore that from now on, she would never live in this courtyard again, Nima, this is clearly a door-to-door delivery service, and the service is the service, but Xiao Tianyu is still so strong in any aspect, and he wants it every night.
On the morning of the third day.
"Boss, Boss......"
Guan Zhongyuan, Ximen Fuxue, and Qiu Qianren ran in in a hurry.
"Xiao Guan, why have you lost weight?" Xiao Tianyu got up, patted Guan Zhongyuan's shoulder, and said meaningfully.
Guan Zhongyuan's face is black, and I fought with the old sow in the pigsty for three days and three nights, can I not lose weight?
But despite thinking so, Guan Zhongyuan didn't dare to say it.
Xiao Tianyu opened his mouth and said, "Come here early in the morning, what is the matter, let's talk about it!"
"Today is the day of the coronation of the saint in Allure, boss, aren't you going to take a look?" Guan Zhongyuan asked, the boss went, wouldn't I be able to go too, Allure is my fiancée who has not passed through the door, although she doesn't like me, but she looks at it from a distance, and she is also happy.
"Very busy!" Xiao Tianyu said.
Busy?
Hearing this, Guan Zhongyuan expressed disbelief, that boss, are you sure you are very busy, why do I think that in the past three days, you have not been out of the other courtyard?
"Boss, this little tube just wants to go and see Ye Chengcheng!" Qiu Qianren interjected.
"If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute!" Guan Zhongyuan glanced at Qiu Qianren, this guy will die if he doesn't expose my thoughts, and besides, the boss doesn't like Ye Chengcheng, I want to take back my wife, am I wrong?
"I'm going too, I want to see Sister Allure!" At this moment, I saw a voice outside the door.
Xiao Tianyu turned his gaze and saw Xiao Ziyan, Emperor Cang, Holy Son Luo Yuan, and several powerhouses of the academy entering the other courtyard.
"Chairman!" After Di Cang and the others saluted, they saw Di Cang speak: "The eldest lady is also going, Chairman, do you see?"
"If he wants to go, let her go!" Xiao Tianyu said lightly to Di Cang.
Suddenly, Xiao Ziyan jumped up, took a sip, and kissed Xiao Tianyu on the face: "It's still the second brother who loves me the most!"
(End of chapter)