Chapter 110: Ghosts and Humans
When Aunt Cui heard this, she said, "Yes! Here's what the interpreter said......"
Aunt Cui said: "I'm afraid it's someone else's yellow-haired baby, you will have to reunite in the future, yellow-haired baby, so don't you be disgusted?"
Mother Chu said in her heart, this is impossible, I have three babies myself, how can I rely on the yellow-haired baby.
Aunt Cui asked for a long time, but Aunt Chu didn't speak, seeing that Mother Chu was a little unhappy, Aunt Cui said, then I'll go back first, I want to cook, by the way, Mom's shoes, I'll take them back first, wear my newly bought pants, and bring them to you when I come one day. ”
Ji Chu's mother said, "Then you wear it first, and when will you bring it to me?"
Aunt Cui smiled: "Look at you stingy, isn't it just a pair of shoes, a pair of shoes for 50 yuan, disgusting, if I don't come one day, you let Huanting come to my house?"
Mother Chu nodded embarrassedly when she was said.
After Hui Chu came back, Yi Chu's mother said what had happened in the past two days, and Hui Chu said angrily: "Mom, what are you doing here? You're dead, why are you always being bullied by them? Just say no, and don't rely on them to feed you!"
Aunt Chu smiled and said, "I'll send it in a few days, and you Aunt Cui is fine!" Don't think everyone is so bad, she knows that mom doesn't have shoes!"
Xuan Chu thought to himself, this day must change, and he must learn a craft!
I don't know how to do anything now, except to learn the Tao from Master Lu Dongbin, and I don't have any other skills.
Oh yes! Didn't Brother Nianfu say yesterday, didn't he say yesterday that he was going to do things for others and look at the grave?
I also discussed it with him, and I went to fight and share my own money. But you can't eat and drink for nothing! Or do you have to have some real skills to work together for a long time, or do you end up going to be on your own?
Yi Chu ate a bowl of gluttonous and sour soup, and suddenly remembered that in the temple, he had left a few steamed buns at night. Then she gave it to her mother and gave it to her sisters, and said she was going back!
The next morning, from 5 o'clock to 6 o'clock, after finishing the morning altar homework, and eating at 6 o'clock, Xuan Chu said: "Master, I meditate, meditate, and chant scriptures every day, I don't know if we as Taoist priests have any real skills?" ”
Lu Dongbin smiled: "What? What do you want to do?"
Chu Chu smiled and said: "Master, I think that the family needs money, and we must honor the master in the future, so we can't always eat and drink the master's for nothing, right?" So I thought, let's see if I can find some work to do in the case of cultivating the Tao, and I can still make money. ”
After Xuan Chu finished speaking, his eyes widened, he looked at the master in black and white, and prayed to the master not to scold her.
Lu Dongbin smiled: "What? I didn't learn the apprentice's skills, but I wanted to learn how to remove the Demon Guard, and I wanted to go down the mountain? ”
Xuan Chu said, "Master, this is your mistake!" You say, I'm your apprentice, if you don't teach me some real skills, won't I be bullied? You see, it's like that witch that time, uh, I said that the witch is powerful, and I almost got taken away from my soul in a dream. Isn't it your fault? As the saying goes, if the teaching is not strict, the laziness of the teacher is also ......"
Lu Dongbin said with a smile: "Strong words, sharp teeth!"
Xuan Chu said, "Master said to go down the mountain, where are you going?" ”
Lu Dongbin smiled: "I mean you, you want to become a teacher!" ”
Chu Chu smiled: "What we are on the street is not a mountain, Master, why do you say go down the mountain!" Hehe......"
Lu Dongbin said: "What skills do you want to learn?" ”
Chu Chu smiled: "Learn a few tricks to catch ghosts, and, how can you draw a talisman or something?" Don't you have to draw symbols in the movie?"
Lu Dongbin smiled: "Ghost hunting, is it the kind of movie you showed me last time?" ”
Chu Chu smiled: "Yes! Hong Kong ghost hunting films, very famous, very cows, so powerful! Master, will you?"
Lu Dongbin said with a smile: "The ghosts in the world can be caught anywhere, if the ghosts are so powerful, in the Three Realms, earth-shaking events will inevitably happen......"
Xuan Chu said: "What does Master mean that it is impossible to have such a powerful ghost at all? It's just that the performance in the movie is scary? ”
Lu Dongbin smiled: "Yes, it also depends on the timing......
Xuan Chu said: "What kind of time can such a powerful ghost appear?" "If it's really like what Master said, they are all weak ghosts, wouldn't it be too easy to make money! Just by virtue of his current recitation, and then learn a few tricks of drawing talismans and ghost hunting skills from the master, wouldn't it be unique in the world, so that it would not take long?
Lu Dongbin said: "For example, because of you, Sirius Lord killed the nine ancient black dragons guarding the Nine Secluded Mansion, and the gate of the Nine Secluded Underworld Mansion was forced to open, and if there was no one to guard it, it would come out and be ...... ghost."
Xuan Chu covered his mouth and said in surprise: "Oh my God, Master, don't scare me!" I'm timid, but what about the one in the candle? I heard that it is still a 3,000-year-old ghost king? "Suddenly I remembered that this guy wouldn't be his wife who had been looking for him in the underworld for three thousand years, not in the world. Because the door of the Nine Hellendom Mansion was opened this time, the three thousand year old ghost was released?
Lu Dongbin smiled: "He is the king of ghosts, he is just here to collect ghosts, not a demon who can't come out......"
Xuan Chu wondered, since he was here to help stabilize the world, why was he caught by the master and sacrificed candles?
Xuan Chu was puzzled: "Master, the apprentice doesn't understand, since he is a good ghost, why do you want to arrest him?" ”
Lu Dongbin said with a smile: "He is the ghost king who maintains the order of the aristocracy, but after he came out, he didn't do anything serious, he was busy looking for his wife, and he came to me again, so I want to put him away and wait for him to change his ways!"
Chu Chu smiled: "Huh? Hahahaha, Master, it turns out that you also know about this, it's really interesting, do you think he is stupid! I have been looking for a wife for 3,000 years......"
Lu Dongbin glanced at Yi Chu and said, "It's inevitable that the mistake is on a love word that is infatuated with the wrong payment!"
Chu smiled: "It's still stupid, I think it's stupid to commit suicide, and it's stupid to think about it!" Aunt Xian is like this, stupid! No one will know that you are dead, and no one will shed a tear for you. You have been looking for a wife for 3,000 years, and you have moved the heavens, but you may not be moved, people who don't love you.
Xuan Chu said, "Master, then do you teach me to catch ghosts?" I still want to make money! "That's the right thing.
Lu Dongbin smiled: "Isn't the teacher teaching you?" ”
Ji Chu said: "What, you wait for me to think about it, what did you say?" Am I missing something? ”
I remembered it for a long time, and I didn't feel like I missed anything?
Lu Dongbin said with a smile: "Ghosts can't be caught, people are not ghosts, but people come from ghosts, ghosts are not people, but ghosts are transformed from people, they are inherited in the same vein, life and death, death and life, how to collect ......"
Let's see the next time
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