Chapter 891: An Abnormal Godzilla
"Look at what you said, you are our Xiaoxi's relative, isn't that also my relative? I see that you are like sisters just now, so I naturally want to climb the relationship! ”
Godzilla's image to everyone has always been very steel, but with the time and the opponents encountered, it is constantly changing, and sometimes it takes both hard and soft to have an effect. Just like dealing with the insect god in front of him with unclear strength, although Godzilla has prepared for the worst, if he can stabilize the other party's emotions here, maybe he can alleviate a crisis from the side, after all, this guy's attitude towards Konishi is also kind and kind, at least so far he has not shown any crisis.
"You guy, don't mess around, I'm polite to Konishi because we're our own people, and what about you? Why did you get involved with me? ”
Obviously, although his tone was relatively tough, the eyes of the insect god in front of him were full of all kinds of doubts and curiosity.
"That's not quite right, I'll talk to you! You see, Konishi is my woman, I was mine before she became the Empress of Blades, and the MONOCULUS boss in my body, isn't he also a superintelligence who has inherited your way of thinking? The reason why I have been able to grow to this point is all due to the logic of this boss, and in a sense, you are also my predecessor! ”
Godzilla not only has the physique of the king of monsters, he also has the ankles and IQ of earthlings, which really makes him have a little relationship, and even the insect god on the opposite side nodded unconsciously.
"According to this logic, there seems to be a little connection. It's just, it's just that what we're going to talk about now is that if I pick her up with you, you can make your terms! ”
Although this insect god may be powerful and boundless, his emotional intelligence is not necessarily much higher than Godzilla, and he has basically not communicated well with others since this guy was born, let alone chatting at the same level.
So Godzilla's sudden change of attitude made her feel very uncomfortable, but in order to make a good impression on the Queen of Blades, it seems that this parent must follow other people's routines!
"Don't worry, you finally came to the side of our earthlings, you have to let us do our best as landlords! Why don't you let this Blade Empress and others visit our earthlings' base! It won't take you long, and then we'll talk about other things, what do you think? ”
This is Godzilla's strategy, since this insect god is a high-level intelligent creature with the ability to think independently, it may be possible to avoid the fight in other ways.
After about 100,000 years of evolution, the earthlings have already figured out a lot of things, especially the rise of social networks and e-commerce in recent years, which makes the creatures of the earthlings and women quite thorough, and I believe that as long as they can take this insect god to go through these routines, the other party will definitely like the civilization of the earthlings.
After all, most of the luxuries we are familiar with are for women, from food, clothing to housing, this is definitely not a civilization that the Zerg who still live a beast life can imagine.
"Alright! I'll go for a walk with you, but when it's all over, you'll have to talk to me! I won't give up my point of view easily! ”
This insect god is obviously too confident in himself, or to be precise, this woman named Kim Hyo-ri has not yet understood what the Huahua World is, so she doesn't know what she is talking about at all, and she doesn't know what she wants at all?
About two hours later......
"What is this? Is this what you mean by ice cream? How can it smell like this? How did you invent this delicacy? Also, there are so many fun and beautiful clothes, oh my God, are you all conjuring these things out of the energy of crystals? I, I never thought it would be of such use......"
Although the vast majority of insects don't know how to enjoy it, this insect god is definitely an exception, not only can she understand these things made by humans, but she also quickly indulges in them and can't extricate herself.
Whether it's the variety of human delicacies, or the clothes and decorations they designed specifically for female consumers, and the kind of cosmetics that can be completely changed when applied to the face, all of these things fully stimulate the desire in the heart of this insect god.
"Yes, wait a minute, we can also go to see a few dramas or movies, which is the embodiment of the values of another cultural form of our earthlings, I believe that you have never seen similar artistic means before, right? Then there are activities such as beauty treatments, and if you need to take a break, we will also prepare a presidential suite with the characteristics of the earth for you! ”
All right! Originally, the luxury clubs on these earthling bases were all prepared for those high-level people, but today, in order to let this Zerg god have the most intuitive statistics, all of them are open to her for free!
Although in terms of strength and combat effectiveness, these earthlings are far from being the opponents of the bugs, but the various tools they invented for pleasure are definitely good things that these bugs can't think of when they break their brains, and in just a few hours, the god of the zerg has a feeling of lingering, and has long forgotten the purpose of this trip.
"What? Do you call that a TV series? Why was that very handsome man killed, what will happen to him and the heroine next, and how will it end? Why don't you keep shooting? ”
All right! After eating, drinking, and having fun, this insect god unexpectedly fell in love with some Korean TV series, and was deeply attracted by those joys and sorrows, and completely forgot about the Empress of Blades......
Seeing that everything seemed to have achieved its desired goal, Godzilla felt that it was almost time to have a good chat with the other party.
"Dear Insect God, according to our previous agreement, although I am very embarrassed, I think I should also give you an explanation. Konishi is my woman.,I've been living like this with me since I became your Blade Queen.,If you let her return to the image of that Blade Queen, of course, there's no problem.,I'd better come back and chase the drama when I'm fighting that kind of battle all day long.,And what if I accidentally hang up one day.,What if you don't finish watching the TV series? ”
Godzilla is definitely talking nonsense, but when this insect god is slowly falling into a life of drunkenness and inextricability, this kid suddenly came to such a hand, it is really amazing.
"That, is there a sequel to that one from the stars! Don't be sloppy with me, you kid, tell you the screenwriter on the earth, I don't like that actor, he's too short, and he's too thin, why can't you find that kind of strong man from country M, that bald man to be the male number one, why? ”。
All right! It seems that Godzilla's previous assimilation tactics were very successful, and this insect god has fallen into the earth civilization and cannot extricate himself, and this lord is not even a little reluctant to leave this cute earthling base now.
"Well, I also think their plot is a bit flawed, and when I go back to Earth, I'll have to ask when these guys will release a sequel? Why don't you give some advice? ”