Wang Yang's words were like a bucket of 82-year-old treasured chilled boy urine, which not only poured cold on my heart from head to toe, but also dispelled all the demonic and evil thoughts in my mind.

Looking at the long line of text that took up the entire dialog box, I stood in the night breeze and gradually calmed down.

After a long time, I replied: You mean, Chen Zhonghai's words are not credible?

Wang Yang replied: How old are you? Who should you trust more, don't you have points in your heart?

I said, "You typed one letter less."

Wang Yang replied: Get out.

The mood is much better, I said: Help me talk to Brother Chao, let's have a meal together tomorrow night, I'll ask you directly.

Wang Yang replied: Okay.

I put away my phone and was about to go back after a while, but suddenly the phone rang a few more times, and I took it out and saw that one was still from Wang Yang: The weather is starting to get colder, don't wander around for a while, go back early.

Damn, you really know me, I didn't even tell her that she could guess when I walked outside.

Let's look at another new piece of information, which was sent by Li Xiaomeng: Brother Qian, do you have time tomorrow night? Xiaomeng wants to have a meal with you.

After thinking about it, I replied: There is no time, you rest early and sober up.

After a while, Li Xiaomeng replied: Well, thank you Brother Qian for your concern. With an expression: cute.

Alas... What kind of life path did this girl choose for herself...

Thinking of Wang Yang's advice, I didn't wander around much and walked towards the main entrance of the community.

Coincidentally, the doorman was not there, and now I have almost reached the point where I am annoyed to see him, so I can take a look less and worry more than a little.

After hesitating for a while, I decided to go back to my house directly, as long as Chen Haobei didn't take the initiative to ask me, I wouldn't go to his house, the smell of his house was really uncomfortable.

Go home, wash up and sleep.

Early the next morning, I received a message from Brother Chao: What have you done to be sorry for my brother?

I said:.

Brother Chao replied: Then why did you suddenly find out that you wanted to invite me to dinner?

I said, "I have a conscience to let the dog eat, and at half past six in the evening, I will call your daughter-in-law and Pleasant Goat, and the location will be notified separately."

Brother Chao replied with an 'OK' expression, and I didn't continue to talk to him.

In the morning, I was busy working at home, and when it was close to noon, Chen Haobei sent me a video invitation, and I picked it up and saw that the whole face of this product was oily, and so was the hair, how greasy it looked.

Chen Haobei looked at me and said, "One thousand, do you think my temperament is different today?" I said, "Why not?" It's so different! You haven't washed yet, have you? Is it peanut oil or gasoline on your head? ”

Chen Haobei said: "It's my own oil, don't you think I'm so good-looking?" I interrupted him and said, "Hey! You can stop, don't say that my brother didn't persuade you, don't, you will die. ”

It seems that Chen Haobei's mental state has recovered a lot, but he is still a little stupid, how to say it... It's as if the brain can't go back.

After listening to my words, Chen Haobei put on a thinking expression, and when I saw him like this, I just wanted to say goodbye and hang up the video, but he spoke first: "Okay, then I'll think about it again, and tell you oh a thousand, I recently found that thinking is a very wonderful thing." ”

I frowned slightly, Brother Chao's soul called him, this thing can't really be nervous, right?

Without waiting for me to speak, Chen Haobei had already hung up the video first, so I didn't pay attention to him anymore and continued to be busy with work.

At five o'clock in the afternoon, the alarm clock rang, I called Brother Chao, decided where to eat and went out.

In order to take care of Brother Chao's little arm, I chose a hotel close to Brother Chao's house, and I began to think crankily again while sitting on the bus, will it be a direct showdown or a tactful point? Or do you want to put his words on the other side first?

Just thinking about it, the phone rang suddenly, it was Li Xiaomeng's WeChat: I'm sorry Brother Qian, I drank too much yesterday, and I didn't know how to send you a message. With an expression: embarrassed.

I didn't think much about it, and just sent two words: It's okay.

After a while, Li Xiaomeng replied: Brother Qian, when are you free? It's been a long time since we've had a meal together. With an expression: cute.

So welcoming... Something to do with my state last night, right? Hey, Chen Zhonghai, Chen Zhonghai, isn't this because of your face? If Xiao Cai hadn't praised me so much in front of Li Xiaomeng last night, how could this girl be so eager to ask me out?

Having said that, was Li Xiaomeng so realistic before? Or has people changed recently?

After thinking about it, I said: I'm busy today, let's talk about it another day. Li Xiaomeng quickly replied: Okay, Brother Qian, it's agreed. With an expression: cute.

I put away my phone a little helplessly, and somehow, the figure of the middle-aged man next to Li Xiaomeng last night came to my mind.

Alas... It's so beautiful that I don't dare to think about it.

The bus stopped and finally arrived at the destination, as soon as I got off the bus, I dialed the phone of Brother Chao, after reporting the coordinates, I put away my mobile phone, and booked a small private room in the Sichuan restaurant alone, and I began to play with my mobile phone after sending the room number to Brother Chao.

In less than ten minutes, Brother Chao knocked on the door of the private room, and after the door opened, he was the only one alone, and I asked, "Xiaoxi Wang Yang hasn't gotten off work yet?" Brother Chao said, "Ah, what time is it?" It will take an hour for them to say less, have you ordered? ”

I said, "No, isn't this waiting for your old man?" Brother Chao sat down and said, "Then wait a while, hey, what kind of place did you say you chose?" Isn't this sincere Wang Yang? ”

I was a little puzzled, "Huh? After a while, Brother Chao said: "The girl now eats half a steamed bun at most every day in addition to drinking porridge, and the light ones are almost crazy, and you still pick this kind of restaurant with a dish and half a plate of chili peppers, are you just to save yourself money?" ”

I rolled my eyes and said, "Then you didn't tell me on the phone, why don't we change places?" Wait, I'll take a look at your recipe first. ”

Saying that, I picked up the recipe and looked at it, probably to take care of the taste of the locals, this Sichuan restaurant has a few relatively light dishes, porridge staple food or something, I was relieved to say that Brother Chong Chao said: "There is something suitable for her to eat, then again, what's wrong with her?" Have an enmity with yourself? ”

Brother Chao lit a cigarette and shook his head and said, "I don't know, she said it was to lose weight, but where do you see her getting fat?" I sighed and said, "Alas, there is always a kind of woman who feels fat no matter how thin she is." Brother Chao said: "Yes, it's still good for my family, and I never need to rush to eat." ”

As soon as Brother Chao said this, I suddenly felt that there was something to say, so I said: "Yes, the last time you had a car accident, everyone Xiaoxi cried into tears, and your appetite was not affected, so you recovered very quickly." Brother Chao looked at his arm that was still in a plaster cast and said, "Young, it's good!" ”

I disdainfully "tsk" a few times, and then chatted with him about the previous things in the Zhu Bajie unit, and I deliberately mentioned many times about Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law, that is, our "sister-in-law", but Brother Chao never had any special reaction.

This makes me somewhat suspicious, could it be the sequelae of his concussion? Could it be that Brother Chao himself doesn't remember that moment at all?

After a while, Brother Chao's phone rang, he hung up the phone after reporting the coordinates to the other side, and I also sent Wang Yang a WeChat location by the way.

Half an hour later, both girls came, and the two girls were in charge of ordering.

As expected, Xiao Xijing picked hard dishes, and Wang Yang only ordered a porridge.

I frantically complained about Wang Yang's eating habits for a while, and this girl was neither humble nor arrogant, and asked me to "talk less nonsense, 'business' matters".

The wine and food were all together, Brother Chao and I began to drink, Xiaoxi ate the dishes happily throughout the whole process, with an expression of "I earned it today", Wang Yang drank her porridge attentively, and occasionally ate a bite or two of Kung Pao chicken, a mild dish.

I drank until I was slightly drunk, and I also had inspiration in my head, and I thought of how to ask Brother Chao.

So I said to Brother Chao, who also had a somewhat confused look, "Brother Chao, let's have a little game." ”

Brother Chao said very simply: "Okay, what are you talking about?" I said, "Count, I bet you can't even count the numbers under three, do you believe it?" Brother Chao glanced at me and said, "One, two, three, four, I won, you drink." ”

I said, "Where can I count that?" Come on, come again, I'll let you count a few you count. ”

As I spoke, I adjusted the angle of the chair, facing Brother Chao, Wang Yang and Xiao Xi both looked at the two of us, Wang Yang's eyes were not shocked, and Xiao Xi looked curious.

After coming face to face with Brother Chao, I cleared my throat, put a finger in front of him and said loudly, "Ask questions and answer quickly!" How much is this? Brother Chao replied, "One." I held out two fingers and asked, "How much is this?" Brother Chao replied, "Two." I held out three fingers and asked, "What is one plus one?" Brother Chao replied, "Three..."

I put my fingers away and said, "Lose, drink." ”

After stopping for a few seconds, Brother Chao shouted, "Damn! Still playing like this? I said, "This mentally retarded, I would like to gamble and lose and not play tricks." ”

Wang Yang rolled his eyes and said, "Childish." Xiao Xi reacted at this time, and instantly laughed until she had difficulty breathing.

Brother Chao drank all the wine in the glass with a look of chagrin, and then said while pouring himself wine: "Come on, come again, promise to say the right thing." ”

I said, "This thing is a one-time thing, it won't work again, let's move on to the next game, you lose, listen to me." Brother Chao replied: "Okay, whatever you want, I must discuss an explanation for my IQ today." ”

I said, "Okay, let's have a quick question, I'll ask you a question, and you'll have to answer it when I'm done." ”

Brother Chao didn't object, and looked at me intently.

I took a deep breath and asked, "Who has the whitest skin in the company?" ”

Brother Chao replied without hesitation: "Wang Yang." ”

I asked, "Who is the smallest person in the company?" ”

Brother Chao replied: "Liu Guangzheng." ”

I asked, "Who is the person you like?" ”

Brother Chao replied: "Xiaoxi." ”

I asked, "What is Zhu Bajie's name?" ”

Brother Chao replied: "Zhu Junfu." ”

I asked, "Who was the person who hit you that day?" ”

Brother Chao replied, "It's big..."

The air in the room froze instantly, Brother Chao opened his mouth and remained motionless as if he had been pointed, Wang Yang whispered: "This is laborious." ”

Xiao Xi looked at Brother Chao and then at me with a blank face, not understanding what was going on.

I mended the knife and said, "What's big?" Sister-in-law, huh? ”

Brother Chao sat up straight again, sighed, and said, "Alas, I know that your kid is not well-intentioned, this is a special Hongmen banquet..."

I was a little angry and asked, "What do you mean I'm not at ease?" Yes? Why don't you keep talking about such a big thing? What's up? Do you have a leg with your sister-in-law and are reluctant to report her? ”

Brother Chao propped his elbows on the table as if he was very annoyed, holding his head and scratching his scalp, looking at him and saying, "Don't scratch it, look at your dandruff?" Others still haven't eaten? ”

Wang Yang probably felt that what I said was a bit heavy, and said in a round game: "Brother Chao, what the hell is going on, you tell us, Qianqian also cares about you, after all, you can be regarded as a criminal case." ”

Brother Chao looked up at Wang Yang, then at me and asked, "How do you know about this?" I said, "How else do you know?" The taxi driver woke up, and everyone drew a portrait of his sister-in-law, so he sent you a confession. ”

Brother Chao asked rhetorically, "Awake?" I said, "What?" You still hope that people will never wake up, you can hide it from us for the rest of your life, right? Are you worthy of me? Are you worthy of Xiaoxi? ”

Xiao Xi said weakly: "I think it's okay..."

Brother Chao hesitated for a while, and I was about to go crazy, but he preemptively said, "You tell me what is going on with you first?" ”

I thought about it, and in order to make Brother Chao satisfied, I told the story of last night again from beginning to end.

After finishing speaking, Xiaoxi kept sighing about Li Xiaomeng's current situation, and there was a bit of distress in her tone.

After listening to this, Brother Chao smiled bitterly and lit a cigarette, and only after taking a puff did he say: "So that's the case, it's a waste of your meal money, you are also learning Chen Zhonghai's routines?" ”

I said, "Don't talk about me, be honest about your own problems." Brother Chao said, "What problem can I have?" I gave him a blank look and said, "What about yourself?" ”

Brother Chao took a few more puffs of cigarette, and then said, "Okay, Zhu Bajie's family of three has been missing for a while, right?" I let out an "um" and motioned for him to continue.

Brother Chao asked, "How old was our sister-in-law when they disappeared?" I said, "Forty or so?" ”

Brother Chao said: "Yes, but the 'sister-in-law' who hit me, although she looks almost exactly like her sister-in-law, but... If you don't believe it, you can ask Chen Zhonghai and his brother-in-law again, the person who hit us is 20 years old at best..."