Chapter 167: Lemon Juice with Multiple Vinegar and No Sugar (2-in-1)
The snow-white fox group is sleeping under the peach blossom tree, and the peach blossoms are falling, making the whole white fox seem to be covered with a layer of peach blossom pink.
Classic cars are also parked under peach blossom trees, the window glass is covered with peach petals, and the taillights flash with the melody of the wind.
Xie Xiaobai walked out.
When the fox saw her outfit, she was so frightened that her fur exploded, the horn of the classic car sounded, and the tail lights stopped flashing.
It couldn't bear to cover its eyes: "My eyes! ”
Electric classic car: "Save the child, I don't have my hands to cover my eyes, I feel like my eyes are going to be blinded by this golden light." ”
Xie Xiaobai put on a colorful fairy feather coat, and tied his hair in a bun with a wooden hairpin on his head according to the custom of the year.
She circled in front of a car and a fox, like a strong searchlight made in the shape of a chicken feather blanket.
She rolled over and sat down on the branch of the peach blossom tree, her long straps dragged unruly from her waist to the ground.
Xie Xiaobai leaned his back against the branch, picked up the washed peaches, and gently bit the skin of the peaches.
The moment the flesh touched her lips, it turned into a stream of spirit, scrambling to slip down her throat.
It's still the familiar sweetness, it's still the familiar juicy.
The aura around her body skyrocketed, and her cultivation rose "rubbingly".
The electric classic car panicked, "This and this...... She, she, she...... Even people are starting to shine......"
"Don't panic, she's breaking through." Ruyi got into the electric classic car, sat in the passenger seat, and fastened the seat belt, "If she goes crazy for a while, and the six relatives don't recognize it, you can leave here as quickly as possible." ”
The peach petals swirled and fell to Xie Xiaobai's eyebrows, and Xie Xiaobai brushed away the petals that made her eyebrows itch and opened her eyes.
"I can't get into the heat, I'm really sorry!" Xie Xiaobai returned to the small kitchen, took out two kitchen knives, and sharpened each other.
She felt the majestic aura in her body and the golden pill that was quietly rotating in the dantian, and smiled slightly.
It's good, it's finally knotted.
Moreover, she also accumulated a lot of money and was promoted to the middle stage of Jindan.
Ruyi frightened a spirit: "You...... What do you want! ”
Xie Xiaobai's right hand was raised, and a big fish flew out of the stream outside the courtyard and fell into Xie Xiaobai's hands impartially.
The aura here is more abundant than the outside world, and the fish are more fatter under the nourishment of the aura.
"Of course, it's to give you a red envelope." Xie Xiaobai smiled at Ruyi, revealing two small tiger teeth.
She carried the fish that were still alive and bounced around and thought she could still salvage them into the kitchen.
"Spiritual Food!" Ruyi jumped high, landed lightly on the windowsill, found a comfortable position to lie on his stomach, and squinted at Xie Xiaobai cooking in the kitchen.
Xie Xiaobai went down with a set of knife techniques, and the fish scales, internal organs, fish skin, and fish meat were all obediently lying on the chopping board.
Time in this room seems to have stopped, and the firewood, rice, oil and salt that she kept in the cupboard back then are still in their original place.
Even the white sugar that she spilled with trembling hands for a day before she left the throne was still in that place.
Thousands of years have passed in a flash, and she seems to be cooking her own specialty in this room yesterday.
Xie Xiaobai used a sauce, soaked the fish in the sauce to marinate it, washed his hands again, rummaged through the cupboard, and found an old altar.
She lifted the lid, sniffed the smell, and her eyes lit up: "Fortunately, I didn't put you in the yard back then, otherwise you would have been rotten into mud and become the nourishment of the peach tree." ”
She set aside the old jar sauerkraut, heated the pan with oil, and began to fry the fish skin.
Wrapped in cornstarch and fried until golden brown, the fox next door cried.
No, Ruyi didn't cry, just stared intently, and Harazi showed the wooden windowsill.
It suddenly seemed to remember something, took out its phone, and began to record the screen.
Xie Xiaobai seemed to have eyes behind him: "Ruyi, you want to visit the Immortal Mansion in a civilized manner." Xie Xianjun's former residence, video recording is prohibited. ”
Ruyi tilted her head, pretending that Xie Xiaobai's voice was too loud to hear what she was saying.
Xie Xiaobai: "If you are disobedient, you will have to eat." Well, delete the video. ”
Ruyi: "......" is a vicious woman.
It reluctantly deleted the video, put away the phone, and waited for Xie Xiaobai to cook the food.
Xie Xiaobai put the fried fish skin on the table.
Ruyi couldn't wait to pounce.
Xie Xiaobai quickly gathered the plate above his head, and pounced on him, "It's not good yet, it's crispy when it's cold." ”
"What's the need to wait for it to cool down!" Ruyi Fox's lips rose and his head was raised.
It took a deep breath, and all the heat from the fried fish skin was sucked out by it, and it spat into the air, and spit into the shape of a smoke ring of love.
Ruyi sat in the courtyard and ate fried fish skin as he wished.
The salty and crispy fish skin entered its mouth, one bite at a time, crunchy.
Instead of the fishy smell of fish skin, it is crispier than potato chips and has a meaty taste than potato chips.
It eats like a mouthful.
Xie Xiaobai: "......" When she asked it to save her, it only attacked physically and rudely, and now that it was about to eat, it used its aura and took great pains to inhale hot air, just to eat a bite of food immediately.
She didn't forget to greet the electric classic car: "Do you eat?" ”
The electric classic car replied: "I eat batteries, not grains." ”
Xie Xiaobai praised: "You are really a mudslide in the red envelope group." ”
When she talked about the red envelope group, she also had the idea of showing off her cooking skills in the group.
Xie Xiaobai took out his mobile phone, took a photo of the fried fish skin, and sent it to the group.
She took another photo of Tie Hanhan eating food, and the mosaic dropped the background and was also posted to the group.
The remaining three people in the group immediately complimented Xie Xiaobai's craftsmanship and Ruyi's beauty, and chatted about the atmosphere of a large group of 100 people.
After chatting, the three demons sold cuteness in the group and begged for feeding.
Dapeng couldn't help but tear down the stage.
[I want to fly higher]: The spirit chef looks at me, looks at me! The two of them, one is a dryad, who doesn't eat meat, and the other is a fish demon, so I don't necessarily eat my kind, right? Among these three demons, I am the only one who can appreciate the peerless craftsmanship of the spirit kitchen.
[A salted fish]: Thank you. As a golden supreme salted fish, I don't eat my kind, but the big fish eat the small fish. Fried fish skin, I can! I really can!
Xie Xiaobai just wanted to give a gourmet red envelope to the other two demons, but Ruyi on the side "banged", and a white smoke came out of his body, blocking the sight of one person and one car.
"Oh, I think I'm going to heaven!"
The voice was still a child's voice at first, but later it became a boy's voice.
The smoke cleared, and on the stone table where the white fox was originally gathered, sat a twelve or thirteen-year-old boy, and the three fox tails covered his key parts tightly.
He had snowy hair, and his exposed skin was so white that it glowed, except for a pair of ice-blue eyes, as if they were sapphires set in the middle of a snowy lake.
He smiled at Xie Xiaobai, just like the warmth of early spring slightly melting the snow on the top of the mountain, and the gorgeous flowers trembling with branches and buds, breaking through the soil.
It's a pity that as soon as he opened his mouth, he ruined the beauty.
"Are you still satisfied with what you see?" The hoarse male duck's voice rang out.
Ruyi's eyes widened, and he covered his mouth without love, and said, "My voice ......"
Xie Old Driver Xiaobai smiled coldly, refused to play the domineering president game with him, and threw a white coat worn by Xue Xia at it.
Ruyi entered the room dejectedly, changed his clothes, walked out again, and sat down at the stone table.
As soon as he saw the delicious food, he forgot about the unpleasantness he had just caused because of the unpleasant sound after the transformation, and the jade hand grabbed the fish skin and stuffed it into his mouth, and he was still gobbling it up like a fox.
Xue Xia's clothes were a little big on Ruyi's body, her belt was loosely tied around her waist, and her wide sleeves and hem all hung down to the ground, cleaning the yard that had not been cleaned for many years for Xie Xiaobai.
Ruyi's head was cut in half with his fingernails at the back of his blouse, revealing his three large furry tails.
The natural charm between his eyebrows and eyes, even if he wears such plain clothes, he can't hide it.
Xie Xiaobai noticed the change in the formation, applied a disillusionment technique to his face, pressed Ruyi on the stone bench, and said with a smile: "Let's play a game."
"Xia Xiaoxiao is coming in a while, you have to cooperate with me, pretend not to know her, if any of us let her see through our prank, then whoever loses."
Ruyi ate the bowl and looked at the pot, "I'm playing games with you, there must always be a lottery between us, right?" ”
It held up a finger, "I won, I want a spiritual meal red envelope." ”
"No problem."
……
Xia Xiaoxiao boasts that he has a lot of practical experience among his peers.
Then, she was slapped in the face by the mechanism of the Four Seas Immortal Mansion, and was also pressed and rubbed on the ground by the seemingly simple theorem.
The hard work paid off, and she relied on her own koi luck to find a yard in disrepair, with a peach tree in the yard.
That's right, this is the illustration in her textbook - Xie Xianjun's former residence.
Xie Xianjun has created three cultivation systems of humans, demons, and demons on her own, and her former residence must have hidden a lot of good things.
With excitement and joy, she pushed open the door of the small courtyard.
The courtyard was empty.
She walked back to the hut, smiling at the corners of her lips, as if she were about to lift the bride's hijab.
She is about to inherit the magic weapon left behind by Xie Xianjun in the Four Seas Immortal Mansion after she ascended.
It's a little exciting to think about!
Wind chimes sounded.
Xie Xiaobai and Ruyi looked at the door with a tacit understanding, and Xia Xiaoxiao looked frightened when she saw the two.
"Who are you!!"
Xie Xiaobai turned around leisurely, glanced at the embarrassed Xia Xiaoxiao, and said, "No one has taught you, before entering the door, you have to ask if the people inside the door can come in?" ”
How can this damn cultivation realm where interests are paramount, ignore the character education of students?
Xia Xiaoxiao frowned: "This is a public place......
"I'm sorry, in the past, anyone might have been able to come in, but from now on, when its owner returns, not everyone will be able to enter. Rather, idlers are exempted. ”
Xia Xiaoxiao's eyes widened again.
She lowered her head and brushed the broken hair from her forehead, hiding the ecstasy in her heart.
Can't be wrong, the woman in front of her who is wearing a flowing feather coat and a long breath should be the incarnation of Xie Xianjun in the upper realm.
And the three-tailed fox next to Xie Xianjun was able to turn into a human form in the end of the law era and favor its master, Xie Xianjun's strength can be seen.
Ruyi blinked: What did this stinky woman make up in her brain, why did she suddenly look at him like the eyes he looked at when he looked at Lingshan.
Xia Xiaoxiao straightened up and knelt down to Xie Xiaobai: "Xie Xianjun, please accept me as an apprentice!" ”
"This seat has been on the avenue for many years, and I have never accepted disciples."
Xia Xiaoxiao was not surprised to get this answer, but made concessions appropriately.
"Junior Xia Xiaoxiao, please thank Xianjun for some advice." She kowtowed to Xie Xiaobai three times in a row, "If you can get Xie Xianjun's guidance, the younger generation will be fortunate in three lives." ”
If she can get Xie Xianjun's guidance, she is stepping on the avenue, what Tingxue Lou and what Tang family are just cannon fodder that will disappear in her fingers.
At that time, Old Man Tang and Tang Xiaobai will be clowns jumping off the beam, and there is nothing to be afraid of.
"Just point me out, I think about it, there's just something for you here." Xie Xiaobai entered the kitchen and brought out a teacup, which contained a golden liquid, "Well, I specially made a drink for someone who is destined today." ”
Xia Xiaoxiao's exclusive drink: vinegar and unsweetened lemon juice, specially created for Xia Xiaoxiao lemon essence.
Xie Xiaobai used his food filter skills to add special effects to this drink, making it seem that from the perspective of others, this dark dish seemed to be glowing, and it seemed to make them have an appetite.
Xia Xiaoxiao didn't think about it, picked up the teacup, and drank it all.
Her facial features were so sour that they were wrinkled together, and her heart was still beautiful: Xie Xianjun gave her spiritual food!
"Are you feeling unwell?" Xie Xiaobai asked tentatively.
She added a lot of old vinegar, and it is estimated that her teeth will be sour after this cup.
"Thank you Immortal Jun for giving me spiritual tea, the younger generation now feels that there are faint signs of a breakthrough." Xia Xiaoxiao's face was full of red light.
Xie Xiaobai looked at the remaining liquid in the cup with a word, the refreshing color of the lemon juice revealed the red and black of old vinegar: "......" psychological effect is not advisable, hey!
Xia Xiaoxiao also thought that he had a chance to splash the sky, and left the immortal mansion happily.
It can be seen that the younger generations follow the ancestors.
Back then, Xia Changkong was boxed by Xie Xiaobai's set of routines, and became a lifelong member of the Wild Sea Seaview House with hatred.
Now, Xia Xiaoxiao entered the Ancient Immortal Mansion to hunt for treasure, drank a dark drink, and thought that she was the chosen daughter.
History is always strikingly similar.
"Why didn't you just poison her?" Ruyi is like a tongue hair, and her tongue is full of fingers.
Xie Xiaobai wrapped his arms around the moon, stared at the west where the sun was about to set, and did not speak.
Just when Ruyi thought that Xie Xiaobai would not answer anymore, he heard Xie Xiaobai say:
"I am a person with a bottom line, and the food I make will definitely make the eater feel happy and enjoyed, rather than make the eater suffer or even die."
No matter what the purpose, as long as she uses her craft to harm the health of a diner, who will dare to eat what she makes in the future.
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